I'd hack her planet
is hackers the greatest 90s movie?
>>220238776i don't get it
>>220238870*hack in her ham planet there we go
>>220238870did your mom get you a puter for christmas?
this woman looks like a Miiwhat is wrong with her character in the movie that makes her face look like that?
>>220238941miis are hot
>>220238776Short hair did not work on Angelina
>>220238776She was hotter in Foxfire
>>220238776It's a sexist movie
>>220238870Are you retarded or memeing? I don't even know why I would spoonfeed a fucking faggot like you but maybe next time you'll lurk moar: the anonymous poster is, cheekily hiding in encoded speak, that he would like to use his personal computer to break into the encrypted and protected file systems of the governmental body to which planet on which she resides. TLDR: he wants to be a 133T haxx0r.
>>220239153>my ex looked like this the last time I saw herfucking hurts
>>220238776too bad she looks just like her dad now
>>220239180Sexy*
>>220239258nah she's still MILF
>>220238859It's peak 90s soul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74&list=RDbV-hSgL1R74&start_radio=1
>>220239336She cut her tits off because she was terrified at the slightest possibility of getting cancer. At this point, she should go full Ellen Page and get a forearm skin "dick" too.
>>220238859It's far from the greatest '90s movie but it's certainly in the running for the most '90s movie
>>220239450you parasocial fuckers deserve to bjork stalker yourselves
>>220238859That would be Strange Days
>>220238776>we will never get prime Jolie to play her in live action.
>>220238776She peaked in Cyborg 2
>>220240988Good casting to make use of Penn's sardonic personality.
she could probe my mainframe.
i'd de-fragment her hard-drive.
I'd ping her server
>>220238776how did she end up starting in barely any good films?
I'd debug her code.
>>220239450That was her womb you numpty
>>220241819no anon. she had both her breasts removed. Then Pitt dumped her as he's an alpha male
>>220239180great cinematography
>>220242694Zoomers never got to experience rotating phone booths.
>>220241795I'd RISC her processor.
>>220239214>anon had a girlfriend>she looked like JolieIf you are going to lie then you might as well do it twice.
>>220238886as in I'd hack her ham flaps
>>220243966I'd RAM her Boot Drive
I'd upload my trojan horse into her V: drive
I met matt Johnson at a screening of Nirvana the band the show the movie well I was wearing a hackers shirt, he got really excited and told me he was writing hackers 2 for Amazon and then immediately got nervous and said you didn't hear that and changed the convo
>>220239180What's sexist about letting women dress the way they want
Its in the place i put that thing that time.
>>220238776i'd RAM her software
Genuinely disgusts me how many of your chuds lust over specific actresses when they have.the appearance of a 15 year oldLook at mature women you sick fucks
>>220238776Sometimes I jerk off to young daisy Taylor and pretend he is the hacker girl (not gay)
>>220245795Awful baitShe was 20 looked 20 Just stop posting go back to plebbit nigger
>>220245788I'd RAID her hard drive
>>220246004I'd plug my dongle into her dirty cache
they should do a remake with Dafne Keen
>>220240942the closest is tomb raider
>>220239180here's that high school girl i was telling you about.
>>220246067I'd inject my SQL into her database
>>220246204I'd let her bubble sort my array of dangling pointers
>>220238859It's the most 90s movie, but not the best movie from the 90s
It was here or the Foot hang out from TMNT.
>>220238859Fortress (1992) starring Christopher Lambert no it's not the best I just wanted to mention it because it's great and you should watch it
>>220238859It's the greatest movie period
>>220246336where are they going?
They weren't really good movies but I do miss when movies had a lot of style and personality from the 80s, 90s and early 00s. They were so distinct to their time and era. Now everything is the same and culture and style has stagnated.
>>220246538Next room had a Street Fighter 2 tournament going.
>>220246646me too. internet did that.>but you're on the Internet right now!yeah, I'm addicted.
>>220246802I think social media did it more than the internet specifically. It caused culture to become homogenized. Though I guess maybe this was always the path the internet was going to go down I guess.
>>220246856maybe. especially if you include sites like youtube. yeah i think you're right.
>>220246387Fever dream.
>>220246387I love how tryhard the Plague is when he tries to look cool
>In real life, Kwon Yoo (Ji Chang-Wook) is unemployed, but in the virtual game world he is the best leader. Kwon Yoo is then framed for a murder. With the help of hacker Yeo-Wool (Shim Eun-Kyung), he tries to uncover the truth behind the murder case.Even in Korean movies they have fake hacker chicks even though there has never been a female hacker in real life. Explain this.
>>220238776prime jolie looked like a weg character
>>220247415You know who the famous male hackers are because they get caught.You don't know who the best female hackers are because they don't get caught.
>>220247460
>>220247415>Explain this.GIRL stands for "Guy In Real Life."
>>220247415wrong
>>220247572She probably blew a guy for the root password.
>>220247572"She's" a troon, right?
>>220247647Jackers.
>>220247921One of those deranged autogynephilic troons. Almost certainly.
>>220239180>woman wants to wear clothing without a bra>this is sexism
>>220248374She was brainwashed by a phallocentric society.
>>220242837old millenial here. i use to get sick in them but got used to it as I got a little older.
>>220246389Found you
>>220246340Be honest you only like it because you can see Lambert's balls on the blu ray
>>220248827I don't own the blu ray. I don't even know what scene you mean. Whenever anyone mentions this I think of when you can see Neil Breen's balls in Double Down
>>220239057not a pixie cut but this worked >>220240942
Root or Acid Burn?
>>220238776I'd penetrate her firewall.
>>220238776>>220239214>chop up foxfire and hackers together and snort it>get girl with the dragon tattoo
>>220238776she has the face of a fat Arab boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELmW22eyMFI THread theme
>>220238776peak fuckin angie was great. I miss her
>>220238909fuck off lady nigkon, you are only successful because of photographic memory, you privileged bitch
>>220239180thank you Angie
>>220242694>>220242837Trying to call a cab in a spinning phone booth when you were drunk and just wanted to go home was the worst.
>>220245788I'd cause her buffer to overflow, if you catch my meaning.
>>220238776>>220238859It was the worst movie ever and the only reason people watch it is for Angelina. If you want to watch a movie about computers in the 90s watch Pi.
>>220245788She could crash her system on me
>>220240988>he picks up the skateboard only to drop it
>>220238776I'd take the RISC.>>220253334Shalom.
>>220238776I'd spend hours probing her ports
>>220251314
>>220238776It'd be like banging a trans Jon Voigt
>>220253398Be careful of the Burn from her STDs.
>>220253562Pal, you don't have to sell me. I'm already in.
Don't ask for a remake htown will just butcher it
Computer science was so much cooler back then
>>220254479everything was cooler back then
>>220240942Who?
>>220255238Thanks global warming
>>220245959lol
>>220255269I think you meant "thanks Obama". This country really went to shit when he got into office.
>>220255355>because the world wasn't shit before clinton took office
>>220255355I meant global warming. Everything was literally at a lower temperature (cooler) back then.
>>220255373The Clinton years were oddly comfy, probably because everyone and everything wasn't as politically charged as it is now. Blissful ignorance perhaps.
>>220238776I was a big fan of 90s Jolie. One time I was in my room watching Girl Interrupted and my mum came in>Whats wrong with her lips?>Nothing! Get out!
Why does she look so weird? She is hot but she has a really exotic face. I used to have sex with a girl from Cambodia and kind of looks similar
>>220253442>this same exact reply to the same exact gifI live for these moments
>>220253562It's a free country, brother
Not enough angelina in this thread! We need more rare jolies!
>>220253442He's being cool, not practical. That's how hackers roll.
>>220255526it's the slovakian blood.
