>reveal spell>revelio>repair spell>reparo
Abracadabra just means "I create the word (of god)" Rowling just put some Vs in it.
>>220242372Remember it’s TEHNOT DEH
>childrens series>adult child
>>220242372>expel arms spell>expelliarmus
>>220242372>Deh!>Deh!
it's comin upit's comin upit's comin upit's deh
>>220242372What else did you possibly expect? There's no way you thought you'd find any trace of originality or imagination within the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>220242985>ayn rand>god-tier
>>220242372>dehlio
>>220242372Whats the death spell?
>>220244468¡Muerto!
>>220244468A vara quebrada
>>220242985You can tell Atlas Shrugged was written by a woman, because all anyone does in that book is sit around in different rooms and talk to other people.
>sorcery to summon a snake>serpentsorcia
REVELIO PER CAPITANUM!!!
>spell to relieve constipation>evacuatobowelioWill Rowling hire me?
>>220245322This plays into the hands of Slytherin, come on.
Why was Voldemort a fetus in globet of fire?
>>220245533commentary on abortion
>>220242372>OP makes thread>optus stilla faggito
>>220244468A bra cadaver As in, a dead troon.
>>220242985atlas shrugged being at the top makes the bait too obvious
>>220242372Isn't it just Latin
ACCIO AUNT PETUNIA'S SOCKS
>>220248016Yes avada kedrava is latin for abracadabra
>>220248664Ok, one spell uses an Aramaic expression for inspiration and Latinifies it.
>>220245322ITS PINNED TO MY SCROTUM
