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>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974)
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Tonight's Movie:
>Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974)

IMDB: 6.2/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 49% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Terence Fisher
Stars: Peter Cushing, Shane Briant, Madeline Smith

Synopsis: Baron Frankenstein works with a mental patient to reanimate the dead.
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>>220244326
MY BODY IS READY!
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>>220244326
filtered
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Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
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>>220244326
That chicken looks hot
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you boys dont know how big im going to nite
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Me and the girls getting ready for Sven.
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>>220244326
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>>220244854
>elgin
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>>220244493
absolutely based my body is ready poster
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>>220244326
svenstookie
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What is his endgame?
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>>220245251
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>The Witchcraft Act 1735, which punished claims of magical powers as fraud was finally repealed in 1951
I didn't know the UK was still afraid of magic all the way into 1950s. You guys are adorable!

>these Kay Jewelers commercials
I swear, this is the worst song/jingle I've heard in the last 10-15 years.
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>>220245251
90% of threads involve their OP posting pre-written patter to make you think something is going on "out there".

At least this is obvious and part of the fun.
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>>220244876
hot
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Gwen's bald pussy
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>>220244876
Me n the boys getting ready to chow down
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Cushing looks terrible in this
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>>220245845
How goddamn dare you.
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>>220245899
He's too pretty
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>>220245845
It's the hair.
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>>220244854
Same
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Good evening gentlemen
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>>220245845
For the last time...
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>>220246245
I have a rebel in pants, if you care to look for him
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>>220246245
Ai sucks. I’ll take the real deal, thank you.
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>>220246361
you may fire, when ready
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Blow that sax
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Looks like a good movie tonight. 70's Hammer horror. It may be too risque for the whiny soccer moms who watch Sven now.
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>>220246902
How goddamn dare you.
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>>220246972
Send this to Sven and give us a shoutout
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>>220246902
>Looks like a good movie tonight. 70's Hammer horror. It may be too risque for the whiny soccer moms who watch Sven now.
Because the whiny soccer moms cannot handle "severing the cord".
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>>220246361
This is what you wish you were seeing right now…
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>>220246582
Theres nothing wrong with fan content
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>>220247173
When it’s handmade, yes. ai is gay, aye!
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>>220247112
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Gwengoolie’s ugly friends— which one are YOU hitting on to make Gwen jealous??
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>>220247289
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>>220247405
far left if she has green or blue eyes
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>>220247238
nah its fine in a pinch
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>>220247405
If I could frankenstein 1's head onto 5's body that might work
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>>220247479
*pinches YOU*
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>>220247465
She’s the hottest of the bunch. In fact, I sense some tension between her and Gwen…
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CASH A CHECK
GET REANIMATED AND WRECKED
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>>220247608
move in
stop
enhance
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Ouchie!
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Gwen can do better. Imagine being Gwen’s bf and getting to take pictures of our Queen all the time!
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this frankenstein's monster is not green enough
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Next time looks fun
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Thirteen Thirteen Thirteen
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I want a comfy coffin to sleep, thx for the stream chicken
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Until next week friends!
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>>220244854
Had Korean bbq today, I already went too big
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>>220247965
Here ya go!
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lmao
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>>220247405
Jeeebus! what a hag squad
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>>220248011
This guy is funny. How is his cartoon show? I am sleeping at that time to get ready for supper.
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>>220244854
You boys…
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>>220248124
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>>220248107
He plays the straight man on the show. He plays second fiddle to a fish puppet. Honestly, I prefer him as this character.
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>>220248157
They did granny dirty cutting her pizza all fucking retarded like that
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>>220248124
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>>220248185
I'll have to check it out. I think when Sven walks away the only answer is Nosti solo.
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>>220248187
It comes that way. It's thin crust. It's not thick enough to hold together with triangles.

And yes, it's esthetically offensive.
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>>220248232
Agreed. Gwen is easy on the eyes but not on the ears. Imp sucks in every way imaginable
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Mommy’s back!!!
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>>220248124
You boys don’t know how big the boomers are going on Facebook tonite
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>>220248450
>Did you say *yoots*?
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>>220248355
Banana pudding...
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>I, Mudd
No thank you!

>>220245360
Noice! Now she just needs to lose some weight and get some implants.
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>>220248753
Looks to me like she already has implants…
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A Goosebumps reference!
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>>220248807
At least ai knows not to put them on her forehead
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>>220244854
>only the stool will confirm the weight of the nights achievement
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>>220249053
This is actually a real photo of her from her Threads. Though now that you say something, does look a bit photoshopped…
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>>220245845
His sunken cheeks remind me of Karloff's Frankenstein.
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>>220247965
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The Adolf Klauss character reminds me of Chris Elliot from Scary Movie 2
Take my strong hand.
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>>220249423
Def looks like he has AIDS.
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>>220249643
Only cure for AIDS is death.
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>>220249920
Magic Johnson(penis?) says hi?
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When whorish worlds collide!
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How does this monster look like an ape than human? They're at an asylum, not a zoo, right?
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They didn't bleep the word rape?
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Someone call Dr. Frankenstein, I think Sven has just lost his mind!
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>>220251796
He’s hot on the trail of it!
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>>220248124
>an entire pan of cinnamon rolls
I am diabetes
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