This movie is like 20 years old
35 here, I'm getting there...
>>220245429i never saw it
>Turning 30 this year>Only managed to fuck 4 womenI'm ashamed how much I failed in life
>this was a comically unlikely scenario in the 00s
>>220245429women are the ones turning incel nowadays. give it a year or 2
>>220245760still is
>>220245585Which one lasted the longest and why couldn’t you make marriage happen
>>220245822Women who decide they'd rather be cat ladies than date a man who isn't the handsome millionaire they all think they deserve are not actually incels.
>>220245928by that logic neither are men who decide they'd rather be nazis than date a woman who isn't their anime trad waifu they all think they deserve aren't actually incels either
>>220245429>The 25 year old characters in the film like Seth Rogan and Paul Rudd were in disbelief that a 40 year old man played video games and owned toys and collectibles and the big character arc in the movie thats portrayed as positive is him selling all his toys and moving on with life
>>220245991Yeah the message is that you need to MAN UP by getting rid of the things you enjoy so you can help a single mother raise her three kids.
>>22024542915 more years...
it's not fair covid took like 5 years away
>>220245585Still better than 98% of the people here anon. I'm turning 37. Same amount of sexual partners. Unless we count the girl that invited me over when she found out I was moving and wanted to have some fun with me. Problem was her parents were home but we spooned on her bed while watching a movie and she jerked me off under my pants.
>>220245917Second to last chick. Marriage is not for me mainly because I'm too paranoid about her leaving me penniless after a divorce.
>>220246301That doesn't count.
>>220246126covid was so chill man. I loved being able to hide my face and getting a vacation from work
>>220246126cope. I lost my virginity as covid was starting, and got it out of my system with a bunch of women off tinderp. I've never fucked so many women and likely never will again. unless ww3 happens or something
>>220245960Difference is that those women can still get sex without dating. Even a Chad isn't above slumming it once in a while, kinda like how a millionaire will still eat fast food from time to time despite having the ability to procure much higher quality food. He's never gonna make that his everyday diet but it's good enough for 1 night.
>>220246342Didn't think so. So 4 partners. My first actual girlfriend in freshman year, some freshman I hooked up with in my senior year, the girl I was married to for a little over 2 years, and my final long term relationship that lasted about 4 years.
I genuinely don't understand the obsession with this movie. If you're a virgin in your 40s, you're either gigabroke your whole life or completely fucked in the head, I'm talking actual psycho. So why the fuck would 99% of incels care about this if they won't have those problems?
7 years to go. I honestly wonder how much of it is that I'm literally such a massive outlier compared to a normal person, and how much is most incels killing themselves before they hit 30, lowering the total amount of potential older virgins. I'm not sure I'd like to get to 40 myself
>>220245429Does it count if I was with a chick but we were both so bad that neither off us actually came?
>>220246859Not really
>>220246859Yes. You can't be an incel if you've made sexual contact with the opposite sex.
>>220246946Does kissing count for sexual contact
