>elvis died in the shitter from a heart attack, while incredibly fat, straining from extreme constipation why did they leave it out of the 2022 biopic?
>>220245626Too iconic
>>220245626Because that happens all the time. There is a reason people say someone died peacefully in their sleep or surrounded by their family.
Too many terminally online cuckolds from 4chan and reddit die like this
>be poorfag but have musical talent>get discovered by sleazy agent>sleazy agent takes 90% of your earnings, controls you like an animal and forces you on drugs and alcohol to perform>make the contracts so that any money the artist get is actually a forwarded loan with interest, and oh also charge the artist absurd sums, like force them in the contract to only record in your studio, but bill them for that time for 50 000 for 10 hours etc. Now after doing all that work the guy is in debt to you. so you work him as a slave for that wage, keep him going on speed and alcohol and pills>then he dies>and now the agent monotizes his death and makes x100 the money he would have had with elvis alviewoah...
>>220245892Does this agent have an early childhood section on the 'pedia per chance?
FART HARDDOWN LIFE'S BIG COMMODE
>>220245626What does Retardantino means by this?
>>220245995not a jew. he was a dutch catholic
>>220245626this is what happened to phillip seymour hoffman right. was elvis on opiates?
>>220245626Strangely, critics didn't criticize the movie for not including that, even though its not an allegation, it's fact.
>>220245626Because everyone knows he's alive and his death is bullshit
>>220246396he was on massive amounts of opiates and all kinds of other shit
>>220246575Elvis is not dead, he just went home
>>220246326ah, learned from the best then
>>220246575He would be 91 years old.
>>220245892Elvis could've been a worldwide phenomenon if that faggot col tom let him travel to europe but he couldn't go because he was a murderer and didn't want to get arrested. He's a huge piece of shit.
>>220245626This is how I'm going to die by the way I'm almost there. Wish my colon luck in killing me.
>>220245626is that the hound dog meme guy??
>>220245892With jews you lose
>>220246326>dutchHonorary jew, then.
>>220245626the elvis movie made me hate both elvis and women
>>220245995If you keep asking questions like that Option B is we put you on medical hold again and then it's right back to Zombieland. Is that what you want?
>>220245626Imagine being constipated from opiates and still eating three of these a day plus whatever else
>>220247451forgot linkhttps://youtu.be/zFMLKt2i-yg?si=1TV5f9cfQZ0CCj_v
>>220245626In the movie the American goverment tried to stop him because they thought he was too faggot to be running free. Is it true?
>>220245626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oK0Wl7_MXkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L4IrgZHvzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzhQ6CmZsq0This is an Elvis performance from the year that he died, he doesn't seem as far as in the OP pic. Did he just put on a bunch of weight in his final two-three months?
Elvis also had what is colloquially known as a "megacolon" which medically speaking is a colon 3x the normal size
>>220246326>catholic The Vatican is run by jews
>>220245892Colonel didn't even become his manager until the tail end of the Sun period. It was Sam Phillips who discovered him.
>>220247497Too based to be true. He'd be easy to control because he was just a junkie, so they'd have no reason to care.
>>220248110> the catholics are ran by jews> thats why academia to this day still teaches straight up lies or embellish stories to make them look bad> thats why theyre mocked on every show
>>220248339Yes. They are parasites. They kill the host organism.You're learning
>Elvis died like a rat>MJ died like a rat>Queens fag died like a ratThese boomer icons were all idiots.
There are medical procedures to remove impacted stool. Was he unaware of this, or just too embarrassed or drugged up to submit to them?
>>220250401Fr fr, sheeeshCan't wait for the lil peep and xxxtentacion biopic, now THOSE were cool ends
>>220250401RIP Elton John.
>>220250533>Mutts are so weak they need medical intervention to push out their shits.
>>220246326>>220245892>>220245995"Colonel Tom Parker" bornAndreas Cornelis van Kuijk>Parker was born in the Netherlands and entered the United States illegally when he was 20 years old. He adopted a new name and claimed to have been born in the United States. With a background working in carnivals
>>220250533He was high 24/7 on drugs that cause constipation and eating horrible unhealthy shit like: >>220247470. It was a vicious cycle
>>220250713I'm guessing you are not familiar with opiates. Americans are big fans
>>220248041>>220251071>>220250533He was overweight but some of it was looking bloated from drugs / illness I think. There were points where he'd look significantly fatter or thinner in his face within a few days of each other.Aside from the drugs Elvis was never going to live very long regardless. He had genetic disorder called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency from being slightly inbred which is why he had so much wrong with him by the time he died. He had emphysema for example even though he never really smoked, along with various other problems.
>>220245626Too sexy
>>220245626More common than you think, there's a high correlation between heart problems and bowel problems, and sometimes the onset of heart attack makes you need to shit really badly and vice-versa
YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG CRYIN ALL THE TIME!
>>220246326>dutch catholicweird combo
>>220249914Templars were jews, black nobility, phoenician magicians, cult of the snake, Ishtar, longhouse, etc.
>>220253072No it's not, wut. There's plenty of Dutch Catholics.
>>220251407Pretty much a similar bloat deal you could see with Ralph Macchio in Karate Kid III; prednisone blew him up after a bad case of poison oak that shut down filming, and the tournament sequence was shot over 3 days where his inflating and deflating face had to give the editing room a nightmare.
>>220245626I saw a wobbly cat on Instagram named Elvis. He's called Elvis because he's always movin' and a shakin'. Unlike Elvis, he's black and he's a cat.
>>220245626CAUGHT IN A TRAMP, THERE IS NO GOING BACK! IT FEELS SO GOOD BABY.
>>220253674unironically a kino songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrMGGouem3c
>>220246785>>220247227>>220252978
>>220253738This is the only Elvis song that I know.
>>220250401Elvis, MJ, Mercury, Marley were all the architects of their own deaths.
