evil will do anything

for ass

there was some satanic shit invovled with all this. fbi dark cult shit.

>>220245886
because shes way hotter than his wife. next question

>>220245911
zamn that first reply was quick, kek. personally I'm more of a boobs man, or, truthfully, a midriff and shoulders man, so maybe it really is that simple

>>220245922
Now that you mention it... Could have a good point there. I'm at the footage of Chris telling his father (Ronnie) that Shanaan had killed the kids... Ron doesn't seem to be shocked or anything. Do you think Ronnie Watts might have some cult connections? from what I've read, Watts' parents never liked Shanaan. Maybe Chris was meant to... who fucking knows, birth the antichrist with some arranged marriage??

>>220245886
because he lost a shit ton of weight and was in shape probably for the first time in his life and went psycho narcissist. happens to a lot of former fat fucks, look at subway Jared

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>>220245924
there's hot women everywhere, always a hotter woman. doesn't mean it's a good motive for murder. like..just tell the kids that Nicole is New Mommy and ride out the divorce?? Hello??? Can't be with Nicole in prison!

Here's another picture of Shanaan. Again, sure, a little chubbier, but HUGE tits and nice hips too. I just don't see the marginal upgrade in Nicole as worth it at all, honestly even just to cheat.

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>>220245886
>butt
>drunk
Simple as.

>>220245922
Retarded ass response. I bet you think dahmer and gacy were MK ultra defectors.

>>220245886
He was just a closeted gay and coping terribly with it

>>220246252
>He was just a closeted gay
how is this more plausible than the cult/cia hypothesis? how does Chris seem gay

>>220245992
apparently that girl who gave him anal has a dad who is high up in oil or some shit or something and yeah. just spooky shit and a red car nerby with it. and she sent him metallica lyrics same night. satanic magic dark shit

>>220246309
You’re kidding me, right?

>>220246070
Watched the documentary and she seems really fucking controlling of him. She talks about how she wears the pants in the marriage and basically destroys his confidence at every turn. I think he just wanted to get the fuck away from her in anyway

He's a retard but if I had to guess, it was because she wasn't as annoying and overbearing as his wife was. Apparently she'd let him fuck her ass too lol which is embarrassing. Imagine going down as one of the most notorious family annihilators, and one of the reasons you did it was because a woman let you put your erect member into her ANUS. Chris, you're a fucking retard. I get Shanan was annoying but you could've divorced her; instead you ended the lives of your children for what would probably be a temporary fling. I don't normally call white guys retarded, but my god man you are fucking reeeeetardeddddd

obviously because he was insane and unhinged and took a few too many nuggies to the head and had CTE, could've easily just been one of the million deadbeat dads and stuck with the other chick and just took a little child support up the ass

>>220246309
yeah amazing how anon can call someone retarded then come out with a more retarded answer when we're talking about a guy cheating on his wife with a woman

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>>220245886
he honestly had no choice. put yourself in his hoes, his girlfriend would literally spread her stinky turd cutter and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his wiener and with her starfish sauce and she would plop down on his wiener until it created an air pocket in her butt cavity that would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that poop canoe he killed his family with his stinky unwashed shit dick in his pants

most kino part of the story is the tv commercial with the oil covered fetus

Genuinely don't care about dead daughters.

>>220245886
He fell out of love with his wife, honeymoon phase sex is the best, and the other one probly did more than just lay there like a star fish, probably let him put it in her booty. So at the end of thr day, that man killed his wife and kids ao he can have wild sex and not deal with child support.

>>220246401
>>220246506
yeah I don't get it. anal isn't even that special, it doesn't even feel better than fucking pussy or mouth or even a footjob. anal is right behind handjobs as the worst form of sex

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the charges, officer?

>>220246252
Fucking retards on here call literally everyone gay. Based on some trivial detail like what music they listen to or one picture of them. Nevermind the zero actual evidence of them being gay.

>>220246506
This is basically the kind of person I imagine always posting in these threads

>>220246070
It seems common to see the person the spouse cheats on being not as attractive as their spouse. I am guessing there must be an extra thrill of cheating + whatever that person does for them adds onto their attractiveness, while whatever their relationship with their spouse is like decreases their spouses attractiveness. From an outsider perspective it looks strange, but from the cheaters perspective they are so deep into their problems they don't see this.

>>220246506
Nah, she actively douched and was squirting out crystal clear water from her anus for him to want to kill his wife AND the kids. She probably even let him
pee in it.

>>220246595
>Fucking retards on here call literally everyone gay.
Projecting. Thats what that is called.

>>220246593
So this guy had some decent job right? He basically had it made, was mr cool successful guy? And that's why you autists talk about this all the time?

>>220246663
Decent? Maybe in terms of money, but the job was one of those gigs where he was working like 70 hour weeks.

>>220246663
are you stupid? him being cool or having a job has nothing to do with why hes talked about

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>"We want to hear your arguments again. We're not convinced. We have as much time as it takes."
>EVERYTHING. Every single thing that took place in that courtroom and I mean EVERYTHING says Watts is innocent.
>Take that stuff about the neighbour who lived right beside him and caught EVERYTHING on camera. His TV started showing a fetus and a skull submerged in oil when the cops came! That's just a coincidence, not evidence!
>Or this business about his search history, checking to see how far away the moon is and if there's any active volcanos around, as if that's supposed to prove anything. EVERYONE thinks about that kind of thing.
>All his unusual activity is OBVIOUSLY because he was being tortured by his rotten kids, you saw what Watts was going through with all that chicken nugget awfulness. If you were in his shoes wouldn't you want to take a trip to a volcano?
>Every single thing...
>Or that so-called affair he was having with his mistress. They were just good friends and he was taking mirror bikini pictures cause that's what friends do! All this garbage about him being ass druk, I've never heard such nonsense in my life. I don't care how big her butt is, sure you can make all the diagrams showing her waist-to-hip ratio is significantly above average but YOU CAN'T PROVE HE WAS ASS DRUK. YOU CAN'T PROVE IT.

>>220246583
anal is amazing when I can fuck my wifes puss 200 times a year and her ass maybe once

>>220246528
wow thats so cool that you're a bad person on 4chan

>>220246663
No he was heavily in debt working a dead end oil job that barely paid the bills with a wife that sold retard MLM stuff from home making no money while living in a house they couldn't afford.

>>220246347
I thought he sent her the lyrics? Definitely spooky that her (Nicole, right?) father also worked in oil, like Chris... very odd... but then why did the cult let him be convicted?
those lyrics are too surreally connected btw:

>Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me

>>220245922
it was among the Italians.. real greaseball shit

>>220246506
kek, classic.

>>220246369
I know what you're getting at, but, respectfully, doing anal with a woman isn't a sign to me of someone being gay. especially a woman with huge tits, gay men don't have huge tits.

>no more nagging harpy ruining your life
>no more dealing with two daughters who hate you because your wife turned them against you
>no more having to work 80 hour weeks to keep your head above all the debt you took on to give your wife the life she thinks she deserves
>no more having to hide your affair and worry about getting caught

Imagine the relief Chris feels every morning.

>>220246518
this. what being smote by God actually looks like. and to answer >>220246663 Chris was an oil field tech, which is why he shoved his girls into two oil tanks to conceal their smothered dead corpses.


>>220246623
Right. Right, I get that. But why the murder too? Especially the murder of the girls... those girls loved their father. The tubi docu showed one girl, I coudln't tell which, singing about how her daddy is a hero, helps her tie her shoes... I'll admit that's when I fucking cried, right at the end, hearing that.. some sick shit.

>>220246974
>>220246595
ANAL SEX AND THE OBSESSION WITH ANYTHING ANALLY IS INHERENTLY HOMOSEXUAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

YOU CANNOT CALL YOURSELF A STRAIGHT MAN AND BE OBSESSED WITH ASSHOLES!!!!! THATS SOMETHING ONLY SODOMITES ARE ATTRACTED TO!!!!

>>220247020
He's been pacing in a cell for the last few hours, in all probability. Just as any other day

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>>220246743
>and if there's any active volcanos
lmao wtf? Did Chris really consider throwing his dead family into a volcano? Now I am convinced this was a cult murder

>>220247064
>Using the word sodomite
Insane Christians are not welcome here.

>>220245886
The punishment for throwing chicken nuggets is DEATH

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>>220245886
>Controlling wife
>violent children (total nuggie assault)
>ass drunk
>mild retardation
A recipe for disaster.

>>220246663
No he was what civilized people call a rignigger. They're all retards deadbeats cokeheads and fuckups. They work grueling hours for good pay then they blow it all on shitty lifted trucks that get 4MPH and run on diesel or they buy stupid fucking mcmansion pieces of cardboard shit like Chris did. They stuff a stupid whore in there who cheats on or abuses them because they're gone half the year. They pump out little retards and raise them shittily (or they murder them like Chris). They're just retards but big oil needs easily abused labor and a lot of retards burn their best years working 100 hour shifts for the money because they can never be anything else.

>>220245886
Not only did she have a tight fit brapper, but she was willing to give him anal

Some faggots would murder their wife and kids for that (literally).

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>>220247020
>>220247072
from the prison interview, Chris says that he has pictures of his family in his cell and he talks to them "every day"

>>220247064
>a woman is naked in your bed
>you see her big tits, her round hips, her long hair
>you flip her over
>asshole right next to a vagina
>big tits pressed against the bed
>you're probably holding her round hips
OK. So maybe the asshole feels the same woman to man, but everything else?? How would that satisfy a gay man?

>>220247156
>Some faggots would murder their wife and kids for that (literally).
Name one person

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>>220247144
KEK. this is why I started this thread, /tv/ is the funniest board.

that anime edit of Nicole is probably what Chris literally saw in his ass-drunk murder-psychosis delusion. an anime world, full of tight poopers and NO CHICKENS
>total nuggie assault

I'm honestly leaning to the fact that Chris killed his family because he thought nobody would suspect him. He gave an interview all confident and even told investigators during interrogation "People who know me know what a chill guy I am and would never do this evil". That's why he barely even had a plan

>>220247235
yeah in the tubitv documentary they emphasize that no one had a bad word to say about him at all (before the murder). consensus around true crime bloggers and such seems to be that Chris was some kind of social chameleon. Psychopath?

>>220247200
What thread do you think you’re participating in right now? Do you know what it’s about?

>>220247235
He is legitimately low IQ and earnestly believed others operated the same way. He thought if they weren't present people would simply accept they were not there with no expectation of an explanation. He was genuinely surprised when the cops were at his house wondering where his heavily pregnant white wife and 2 toddler white daughters were. Like it genuinely shocked him in a profound and deep way that the police would concern themselves immediately with 3 missing people who are instantly noticed when gone. He was one of those guys that actually has a hard time understanding his own life is not indicative of others and like all males he knows he can just disappear and no one will look for him so to him the same was supposed to happen to a pregnant woman and 2 small children.

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a woman who wants to have sex with you, vs a woman with a board like this and maybe has sex once a month

>>220247146
>At the time of the murders, Chris Watts earned approximately $63,000 annually as an operator for Anadarko Petroleum. His monthly salary was reported around $5,400. Despite this income, the family was experiencing severe financial stress, filing for bankruptcy in 2015 with over $448,000 in debt
He didn't make a lot of money. That's barely min wage in modern America with two daughters and a stupid scam multi level marketing Amway wife.

>>220245886
Anal is worth it

>>220247278
Because that is not true. Chris was so suspicious in demeanour Shanaan told all her friends if she disappeared that Chris would be the person that did it. He was acting unusual and she suspected he was having an affair. She only went home that night because the girls were in the house. She had just returned from a short visit to some friends and didn't trust Chris enough to stay away for any longer. Their marriage was to the point she was warning others about him and she considered not even going home that night but reneged on it because she wanted to be there for the kids.

>>220247357
This is the most horrifying shit of the whole affair

>>220246070
Holy tummy

>>220246506
She has the hotwife phenotype. Kinda reminds me of The Seductive Hotwife but brunette

>>220247357
shannan was clearly the zodiac killer

>>220247357
Hmm, I just started dating a girl and her bathroom mirror looks very similar to this...she does talk about anal a lot though.

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>>220247357
>she was fucking nuts
>fruit-loop nuts

>>220246070
God damn, she really did have a pair of titties on her huh?

fart
vacuum

Thrill of the new. His wife was old news.

There used to be a time when people would post these fantastic memes featuring Chris, one of them basically implying that he killed his daughters in self defense because they threw nuggies at him once.

>>220245886
What did anal girl even see in chris?

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I scared a chick once by discussing this case with her and adamantly arguing that Shannon death was partially caused by a divorce system that doesn't provide a less painful way for men to leave their wives without total financial annihilation.

>>220247325
Hahaha, anon, im fucking with ya.

>>220247695
There's an entire group of women out there that have a preference for married men. It's called mate pre-selection and it influences who women find attractive.

>>220247701
Chris had no reason to kill the kids beyond the sheer depravity of it so I can't blame her.

>>220247357
She watched "The Secret" just once, and it became her personality.

>>220247744
All women have a cuckquean/mistress fetish. They all get off on the idea their chosen mate is too much to handle and too much of a stud to settle for just them. Very very few of them ever admit it or act on it but cuckquean is unironically one of the most common female desires. It's up there with rape fetishes and orgasm denial for women.

>>220247776
>cuckquean/mistress fetish
Why isnt this more prevalent? I fucking wish my wife had this so fucking bad.

>>220247701
>date lazy cunt
>get married to lazy cunt
>have 2 kids with lazy cunt
>get mad when you have to financially support the kids when you leave and the wife for a period of time

I hope those missing kids are found someday so Chris can be vindicated

>>220247818
It is they just won't admit to it because they also don't really want it. They know it'll destroy their marriage or arrangement but they still fantasize about it. It's not to imagine their husband fucking someone else or being the girl they fuck instead or being controlled. Doesn't mean they actually want to live it for real. It's also humiliating IRL to be known as one so they'd rather keep it to a subreddit.

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>>220247701
you were wrong, chris was an idiot who didn't even try to get away
they never caught fisher and he killed his wife and two kids

>>220247357
anything odd about she has very little about her kids in this?
like she has maybe 3 things about them and 10 about her mlm

>>220247833
Chris got into fitness and stopped being a lazy cunt which was the primary rift between them. He suddenly had a desire for more out of his life, but he was trapped in the marriage, which is my entire point.

>>220247751
Did I say killing the kids was ok? Why did you extrapolate that? Once he crossed the threshold where he was willing to kill his wife, his brain was too fucked to be saved and that's how the kids died. I'm saying what helped push him there, partially, is the divorce industry that utterly consumes men like Chris and spits out their bones. If he had an out and was able to >bee himself she'd likely still be alive

>>220247916
Yeah you can't really blame a girl for being creeped out when he's brought up though, be basically did the most fucked up thing imaginable so of course emotional woman brain kicked in when you tried to explain his behavior. Even if you had a point you should've just not bothered.

Why didn't Chris just keep fucking her on the side? Did the Ass ask tell him to kill his wife and kids?

>>220247942
I'm that nigga tho

>>220246506
>put yourself in one of his hoes
Would gladly with Nicole but Shanaan is a pile of bones now, not much to stick your dick into

>>220247976
He told her they were separating. He played the "yeah you're my REAL girl" but he did it wrong. He did for the mistress not the Queen which is what he'd already made Shanaan. Classic mistake. He should've just found a new asshole to fuck on the side after he fixed his financial shit. Shanaan already let him climb on top of her and pump 3 kids into her so she wasnt going to go anywhere. The impetus was on Chris to fix their shit and maintain the charade and he chose violence instead confirming he was a failure.

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>>220247916
>Chris got into fitness and stopped being a lazy cunt which was the primary rift between them
shanaan was using him to model her mlm stuff on instagram

>>220245886
Anyone who intentionally commits murder outside of war situations or self defense situations has something deeply wrong in their brains and they should all be dissected and studied to find out why they're willing to perform such evil deeds

>>220246583
This. The idea of anal is hotter than the real thing. Pussy feels better and there isn't any hassel. I'll take your word for it about the foot job

>>220248098
Right, she was annoying as fuck. A dumb facebook wife that lives in a McMansion with kids named after fucking Twilight characters. MLM is not personal development, if that's what you mean. It preys on a specific psychology which Shannon was overflowing with

>>220246593
Not killing my wife too! *high five*

>>220248170
Its more psychological than it is physical. Its just another form of degradation

>>220245924
lol
lmao even

>>220247357
>Woohoo!

>>220248098
Caffeine patches are so dangerous they make you a killer

>>220248210
True. I'd rather do it to my mother in law than my wife for that reason

>>220245924
where? her face is uglier than his wife, she has a bulky, stick body with less tits than his wife, and her ass is not even that big.
Men will say women think Sabrina Carpenter is beautiful (they don't really think that) and then will cheat on their beautiful wife with an ugly granny faced town bicycle

>>220247701
lmao imagine not wanting to take responsibility for your life choices. Isn't that a woman's issue?

>>220246663
No. He wanted to be a Real Nigger. But he was a failure.
He didn't make enough money and he was too much of a pussy with Shanaan. Like all retards who try to be real niggers but fail he was obviously capable of fucking murdering her. But he couldn't handle it. You can watch the videos and see he just let her walk on him until he snapped. There were a million times Chris could've been the Real Nigger. Shanaan even complained he wasn't fucking her enough. That's part of it. He could've dicked her to the point of actual satisfaction then made sure the finances were straight and then fucked the side bitch in the ass. But he's retarded, see?

He actually fell in love with the side bitch (lol) and let Shanaan walk on him until he snapped (lmao). People blame Shanaan but it's Chris's fault for being stupid enough to think he was capable of Real Nigger shit when he was just a dumb nigger instead. People talk about their arrangement this way all the time. But they stop short (like Chris himself) and act like Chris wasn't the only one doing it wrong. But he was. He could've made Shanaan stop a lot of that stupid shit instead he was a doormat until he snapped. That's what you call a pussy.

I don't think I've ever been in a long term relationship where I couldn't fathom killing them by the end of it. Not that I ever would, but it's not inconceivable to me.

Long term relationships with women are death by a thousand tiny disrespects. They know exactly how much they can get away with to make it seem like you getting pissed off about it is an overreaction.

>>220248331
I'd say killing people and ending up in prison sounds like nigger behavior to me

>>220246583
>anal is right behind handjobs as the worst form of sex
you're right about anal being garbage but i don't get why bozos rate handjobs so low. a good handjob is sometimes better than sex

>>220248434
nah handjobs are trash and you're in the minority on this so that means you're wrong and you have to live with that

>>220248434
Its still below BJ and sex which makes it bottom tier by default

>>220246583
Whose ass have you been fucking that feels worse than a foot job? Were you literally busting crust?
Pussy > ass > mouth > hand > tits >>>>>>> feet

>>220248434
foreskinfag
>>220248473
cutfag

that's why you disagree

>>220248184
When Chris met Shanann she was making 200k annually running cell phone stores in North Carolina. She was not retarded but I understand he'd be incredibly angry that she refused to get a real job

he got with shanann because he was a fat loser at the time couldn't do better. he got fit, successful and attracted a better woman. simple as.

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>>220246593

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>>220248798
Butt madness.

men will go for anything that gives them a crumb of attention

>>220248113
everyone has terrible thoughts now and then, you know, someone cuts you off in traffic so you imagine them crashing and dying, whatever
... but yeah to actually do it... is horrible.

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>>220248945
That's a rockin bod brother. She needs to be seeded iykwim

i still think Shanananan drove Chris to the end of his rope. she was severely social media poisoned and draining all of their times and finances into the MLM schemes she was wrapped up in. i could understand why he would kill her for that, but i will never understand how he could kill his children, stuffing their bodies into barrels while they were still alive and breaking their bones in the process.

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>>220249001
Sneed's Seed and Feed
(feed them)
(feed them... chicken nuggets! haha!)

>>220249027
>they were still alive and breaking their bones in the process

i thought he strangled them before that. where did he say they were still breathing?

>>220248945
A candle is a shit qay to remove the smell of shit from a bathroom, it just takes waaaay to long. Why havent we come up with like a mini vaccum thats built into the toilet to suck up the bad smells? The fan doesnt work very well, the smell lingers.

>>220249119
sorry i was slightly wrong. one of them he killed beforehand but the other one died while being stuffed in the barrel. "is what happened to cece going to happen to me"

>>220249152
she was asking about strangulation not getting stuffed in a pipe

>>220248616
Anal hurts my peepee cause my shit thick af and anuses choke my pp

>>220245886
Being married 10+ years to an insufferable cunt, with two loud and annoying little retards that dont respect you on one hand.

Or a care-free, childless, athletic sex-crazed whore with a steel-tight turd cutter she's willing to let you violate.

Gee, I dont know.

>>220248945
Yeah Id kill his family for that, for sure.

>>220249251
Just get a divorce lmao

>>220249251
>sex-crazed whore
Its great until she moves on to the next one, and she would have 100% done that to him even if he got away with it.

>>220247357
don't forget she was also constantly filming him for social media

>>220249300
Child support, thats probably why he did it more than anything, he was supporting her and her bs mlm shit, he would have given at minimum 50% of his income to her and who ever she married next because she would have found someone.

>>220249300
Lose everything you own and pay child support to TWO kids for the next 15 years. He absolutely should have found some other way, the kids didnt deserve to die, but the way divorce works in the US is a nightmare

>>220249301
Good, he can find more strange tight sphincters to lay waste to

>>220245886
Because he wanted to get that ranch ranch cmon that ranch cmon down and go get that ranch ranch ranch!

>>220249439
Doubtful, she is had a festish for married men, she would leave him for another married man, but chirs would struggle finding a woman who doesnt have a kid of her own.

>>220249334
>he would have given at minimum 50% of his income to her
That's alimony, not child support. And he was in massive debt to his name (probably joint mortgage and the MLM shit) so it would hardly have been 50%. Besides you can fight all that shit in court if you're not a retard and end up paying jack shit. You still have to pay child support by law, though, kids' health insurance, all that shit. I pay nothing to my baby momma, but do pay a grip in child support

>>220249561
>Besides you can fight all that shit in court
She could have fought for more as much as he could have fought for less, plus if it came to light he was cheating then the judge would have made him pay alimony. He would be living in a shoe box once the divorce was done.

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>>220249331
>>220248825
Does anyone happen to have the actual clip of Chris getting nuggets thrown at him? I remember seeing it though now I'm not sure

i've been rewatching the interrogation tape and you can tell the lady who did the polygraph wasn't lying when she said she was good at her job
the way she slowly breaks his confidence with her repeating the "there's no way you should be here if you were guilty :^)" line in different ways is masterful and you can visibly see chris getting more and more nervous as it progresses

chris of course was a fucking moron to do the polygraph and an even bigger moron to not see he was being manipulated

>>220249736
he stuffed their bodies into an oil tank where he worked he had zero chance of getting off.

>>220246070
I did NOT know Shananaan was walking around with that much TIT MEAT what an ass-drunk IDIOT

>>220249818
It's probably padded.

>>220245886
Begun the chicken nuggets wars have

>>220247818
Cuckolds are internalized misandrists, they only care about degrading men while rewarding infinite misbehavior from women

>>220245886
Women are women. Even if the wife is cuter, Nicole was hot enough and an anal freak too. The wife was nagging, high maintenance and probably didn't fuck him like she should. How did he end up in this predicament? Simping. Simped for the wife, simped for the mistress.

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>>220245886
She was decent looking and was nice to him. Kindness goes a long way.

>>220248991
>everyone has terrible thoughts now and then, you know, someone cuts you off in traffic so you imagine fucking their ass

>>220250212
That scares me.

>>220245886
>huge

lol no

>>220250189
kek

>>220249864
but you can see how long her tits are. even if that bikini was padded, you see where the cleavage starts and where it goes into the top...

>>220249736
Agreed, polygraphs are for intimidation only. Should be illegal to administer; courts don't even accept them as evidence.

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>>220246663
He's relatable not that he's relatable as one of us but as someone we all know. A midwit neighbor or co-worker who can only talk about the weather or "did you see the game last night?" with you.

Him bold face lying to everyone was comical. Calling a daycare and putting his house up for sale then going on the news from his porch wishing for everyone to come home there's a comedic element to it same with BODY?!?!?!? and GROCERY STORE! and "are the demons in the room right now?"

We're allowed to laugh at tragedy on here and not be normal.

>>220246506
Why did you alter the pasta?

>>220246593
>enjoying an anus?
>a succulent, unwashed anus?

>>220247357
>my team
>hit VIP goals
was she part of some type of MLM pyramid scheme or something? Material like this is made by people who sell life insurance policies for a living

>>220250417
First time here, huh?

>>220250305
even if polygraphs were admissible the correct thing to do would be
>have it done by an independent examiner
>share the results only with your lawyer
>if the results are good for you enter it into discovery
>if the results are bad you can keep them secret because attorney/client privilege :^)

>>220247357
If I was on the jury and saw this, I'd find him guilty of killing the children only and wouldn't elaborate further.

>>220246623
When you’re married you seek refuge in any woman who will show you an ounce of affection. That’s typically the first thing that goes out the window once women have kids. You might get sex but no kindness.

>>220247744
I've never been more attractive to women when I already have a gf. It's fucked up but I think it's an aura of confidence thing.

>>220249649
>if it came to light he was cheating then the judge would have made him pay alimony.
No-fault divorce. They don't hold cheating against anyone

>He would be living in a shoe box once the divorce was done.
That's a meme. You know that right? Getting a divorce is not the end of the world. They say shit like that cause it does suck a little bit while you find a place to live but it's hardly the simpsons shit they try to make it as

>>220248945
Chris was like "Dayyuuum baby"

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>>220250385

The name Shanann makes me unreasonably angry
that's not a fucking name

>>220246070
Shanann is a hot woman but her personality is one of the worst in modern times. constantly online and shares every single thought and moment on facebook. man is a psycho but hes also a pathetic excuse of a man who didnt have the balls to tell his wife to shut up every once in a while

>>220246583
but i love handjobs

>>220250560
hello mr. socialist, what is your problem in people having the choice on naming their kids whatever they want? why is it any of your business at all?
go back to china

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>>220249710
Seeing this made me sad.

>>220250560
Sha na na na na na DEAD KIIIDS!

HOLLY FUCK BATMAN

>>220248616
Pussy > mouth > hand > ass > tits > feet

I've made sure to fuck every girl I've dated in the ass at least once. It's never much fun and I only do it for the domination. The smell when I take my dick out always kills any enjoyment. Even with prep it will still have some smell. Plus preparing really kills the mood

>>220250560
Reminds me too much of Shanahan

>>220245886
reminder that this is on topic and even board culture but a janigger will still delete this thread because they aren't paid for like the new releases or fish tank faggots

>>220245922
There was a really strong theory when this case broke that they (SW & Beautiful daughters) dumped at the Cervi 319 for a purpose. NK was going to later drive the Lexus & blow it up. CW would get MILLIONS; and be a grieving widow. There had been multiple accidents & moral was low at Anadarko. There had been an explosion there before.

>>220245886
Silly normalfags, always underestimating the power of ASSDRUK

>>220250751
I'm sorry, anon.

>>220250777
kek.

>>220250990
but Watts threads are so classic... I'm actually (pathetically?) thrilled that mine here got over 100 replies. ty frens

>>220247102
wher amoung

>>220251165
i wish Druk didn't come out around the same time

>>220248098
He's using those wrong anyway.

>>220250320
>"did you see the game last night?"
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

She didnt deserve it, and obvs the kids didnt, but the motive was him trying to get a clean break from an overbearing woman. Hes an idiot.

>>220249132
fan works

>>220250777
lol

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>>220250320
Him wearing a "May I Suggest The Sausage" shirt in public despite being married, or because his wife wanted him to, horrific cringe either way but he appeared unaware of it

>>220247372
None of this is true. They literally had sex the night he killed her. He was retarded and got caught quickly because Shanann had close friends/neighbours

>>220245886
Closed homosexual. Having a mistress was a respite from heteronormative life in comparison with having a wife and children. This just wasn't his final form.

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>>220248098

>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury you have seen it for yourself she said it was okay we rest our case

>>220252011
damn, did his lawyers really not think of using that post?? insane
>he may kill me
>but is ok!

Job stress
Actually cheating on her
Possibly some mood manipulating drug
And a natural hot temper

The Perfect Storm if things go in the wrong direction for to long, male or female

>>220251702
>They literally had sex
That was his story from before he said he tried to smother the girls in their beds before killing Shanann.
It's possible the circumstances of him killing Shanann were actually entirely different, and he concocted the story about them having sex and then a fight and escalating to violence to make himself sound less monstrous, and the crime less premeditated than it really was

>>220250320
He's only relatable if you're a giant fucking pussy. There were no doubt a million times he could've stood up for himself and stopped her. You can tell from the Christmas video he just did whatever she'd demand even if he fucking hated it. Some guys refuse to stand up for themselves until they're ready to explode. We've all met someone like that and they're always a fucking pussy.

>>220248338
>Long term relationships with women are death by a thousand tiny disrespects. They know exactly how much they can get away with to make it seem like you getting pissed off about it is an overreaction.
Is there a way to escape this fate? I have what I'd consider a good girl but even she does this and I can feel the negging and nagging wearing me down, telling her to quit being retarded only makes her upset and blame me for being grumpy or whatever

>>220247359
>His monthly salary was reported around $5,400
i can only dream of one day being paid that much

>>220247499
don't have an affair with a colleague whatever you do anon, I've heard of this sort of thing happening before somewhere. It gets messy and never ends well.

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>>220245886
>Why did he cheat
Anything compares well to NPD Disney Adults

>>220249152
how could in such a well documented case, you get things so wrong lol

>>220246623
Can be summed up with
>Just be nice to them; note, many women fail this simple task

>>220249132
a person i know burns scented candles, so everything just smells of sented candles and human shit. i associate the scent with feces now so i can't stand the candles even on their own anymore

>>220247102
Nigga was playing too much Tekken 2

>>220246386
Why didn't he just do what every other guy does and go out for a carton of milk and never come back?

Hell, the MA at my dad's practice found out she was never technically married to her husband because he'd married a stripper while he was stationed at Ft. Hood and never bothered to get a divorce.

>>220245886
she do anil

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>>220250560

Friendly reminder there's a whole sub dedicatetd to hating shannan and the kids
https://old.reddit.com/r/WattsFree4All/

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>>220250560
>Shanananananaanana

>>220247357
She wanted to fuck him all the time, it was Chris that wasn't doing it. She complained to her friend in text that he wasn't fucking her.

>>220247357
>I AM ME

>>220252703
What does the last N stand for?

>>220253022
nuggies

>>220253022
You see that black guy in the lower middle?

>>220247916
I'm guessing there wasn't a second date

>>220248298
she seemed less annoying than his wife, Shannan seemed like a torturous person to live with

>>220246070
She breastfeeding here? Could swear her tits weren't this huge.

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>>220252723
Alternatively, awkward stuttering version-

>>220248298
>they don't really think that
Sabrina Carpenter is unremarkable looking by celeb standards, very attractive by random girl you might meet irl standards. No need to be a homo

>>220253408
she's bogged now and is objectively quite ugly, she used to be cute when she was younger

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>>220250560
>retarded first name
>p*lish last name
It was over before it even began.

>>220247064
>Doesnt like playing with a girls butthole during doggy
Yur gay m8

God = Vaginal missionary sex
Satan = Doggystyle anal

>>220245886
Wasn't he drinking those Thrive drinks too which where full of stimulants? Didn't she post about how he was mowing the grass at 3am once? Dude was cracked out on weight loss drugs too

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>>220248298
>Men will say women think Sabrina Carpenter is beautiful (they don't really think that) and then will cheat on their beautiful wife with an ugly granny faced town bicycle
i know you were going somewhere with this but forgot halfway through posting so i'm giving you another chance. what did you mean by this? what's with the sabrina carpenter reference? what did it mean?

>>220247357
ban social media

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>>220255248
indeed he was

>>220249331
I suspect my mom does that to me. She's on Facebook all day and I can only imagine the stupid shit she posts for the public to see. My skin crawls when I think about it. I imagine she takes photos of photos of me and uploads them to show me off. Or takes photos of other private things I don't want people to see. I just wish she'd stop using Facebook and delete it altogether but she has nothing else to do.

>>220245886
ASS DRUK you dumb tourist or baitposter

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>>220257152
all work and no play makes Chris a dull boy

>>220245922
satanic black magic, sick shit

>>220257171
non-brits have such huge houses

>>220247064
nah loving a womans ass is about as based as you can get with a woman

>>220249047
now chris is getting pelted by chicken nuggets in the prison cafeteria daily from all of the black guys in D wing.

>>220245886
Toxoplasmosis from eating out a cat owners anus.

do all yourselves a favor and never date or fuck a bipolar chick , she will drag you to hell literally!
BIG AVOID no matter how good the fuk or assdruk is , AVOID! AT ALL COSTS! you have been warned.

>>220257279
thanks for the advice
t. 36 yo incel

>>220250560
My name is a misspelling of a common Christian name. My dad chose it I suppose because it was semi-common around the time I was born. I never hated it growing up, but as I became mature enough to want to take myself seriously and care about my reputation, I started to dislike it. I've accepted that I'll never be taken seriously and I can never have a career in politics or anything like that. God dammit, dad.

>>220257279
this 100%, you will traumatized for life if you do

>>220257376
*will be

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>>220248113
>deeply wrong in their brains and they should all be dissected and studied
For what it's worth, you could have a perfectly mapped out model of his brain that shows you its function and structure and how it differs from the average person; and yet, all this may give zero insight as to how or why his brain works a certain way.
All it would do is give you a physical map, not explain his conscious experience.

example, Alex Honold the Free Solo guy, I believe he has reduced activity in his amygdala, so one can imagine that he feels less fear than the average person at a physical level, but it's not as if we can inhabit his consciousness to understand the other non-physical impacts it has

t. neuroscience dropout

>>220247064
Faggots in denial will get mad at this truthful statement

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The good ending.

>>220247357
>I am Me
>I am Me

>>220247357
>make your move.
he had to get it on

>>220257431
>chris rejects the advances of the hot girl at work
>he gets a promotion at his job
>he buys a new house and car
>gets a hair transplant from a really good doctor who makes it look natural
>shanann gives up her multi-level marketing business
>she stops using social media except to keep in touch with friends
>the kids are healthy and happy
>shanann is pregnant with a son

>>220257627
It's amazing how some of us are only a few simple steps away from a completely different and better life.

>>220257376
yup , keep on keeping on , sometimes being alone is better than being in a relationship that just stresses you the hell out plus minus jealousy and dead bedroom etc

>>220245886
speaks volumes about how brutal the tyranical reign of watts wife was
NO MA'AM

>>220257417
the assdruk guy in question had a severe psychotic episode but it all points to a satanic ritual that he was forced to do at gunpoint almost , nobody sane kills his own family over a sidechick , nor will the TV suddenly show a skull with oil pouring over it and a baby.
the whole thing screams CREEPY AS FUCK , no coincidence and how nonchalant his neighbour was about it all , like he expected it to happen.
if in doubt , it´s satanic shit with too many weird combos showing up at once.
less to do with neurology (kudos to you btw) and more to do with evil spirits.
t.source , i´ve been almost sacrificed myself twice , now i just lol at devilfuckers.

>>220246386
I knew all this just by seeing her shoe closet on bodycam footage. She deserved it. A cautionary tale for cunts.

>>220245886
I can tell you've never been in a shitty long relationship. You never really realize just how bad things have gotten until you meet a new person that's into you and it's like a bolt of lightning. She was younger, hotter, and treated him better. But since he was insane, he chose to murder his family instead of just leaving them for the other woman.

I'm married to a 5/10 and honestly if some 4/10 let me tie he up and tickle her like... I'm not saying I would kill my family or anything, but

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>these threads

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>>220246506
>he honestly had no choice
I've never seen a more cut and dry self defense casein my life.
>>220246518
It showed a heartbeat and a fetus in a mom's belly and then it showed like a nuclear apocalypse and a skull coming out of a mushroom cloud or something lol Chris was just staring at it like he was druk. I think it was a Discovery channel commercial.

guys you always forget to mention that the guy was working very hard jop 12-14 hours a day, making about 80k. but the wife had control of all the finances, she was deep in debt to an MLM and paid for an uber expensive daycare for her children while simultanously only being a stay at home mom.
She also spent friviolously 24/7. she was solely in charge of chris money and she spent it so badly they were about to get kicked out. he was about to be a debt slave for life all because of her spending.

>>220250385
kek
>>220246663
>ESL poster
>doesn't understand irony, sarcasm, or dark humor
>tries to ruin the fun
>throws out serious slurs because he's upset at harmless jokes

>>220246832
I bet she had them in crippling debt
>>220247020
He's got a PS5 and an Xbox in his cell I heard.

>>220247072
nah it's an open dorm he's probably playing cards or chess or watching television while whipping up a mcflurry. They have ping pong and xbox.

>>220247333
of cours ehe's low iq he married a fat girl boss

>>220247357
I would throw my wife off a mountain if she made this.

>>220252880
She did nothing and expected him to do everything. NO, PEG!

>>220257786
You can't really just be victimized like this as a man. My wife doesn't pull this shit because I don't let her

>>220246070
MMMMM tummy i finna fucken coom

>>220257786
I assumed all of this. I am some sort of magician.

>>220245886
He was assdruk

>>220257906
you easily can if ur wife is a psycho who dont mind threatening you with all kinds of shit.

>>220250476
>You might get sex
Get the fuck outta here

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>>220252011
lel

>>220257825
Well then I stand corrected. I'm not the type to wish someone a worse experience while alive as a human, but I do admit there was some satisfaction in relishing in the mental imagery it evoked. It's a multilayered feel

>>220258050
nah I just made that shit up kek I have no idea what kind of prison he's in. I doubt it's fun. It was an homage to Limmy's improvs where the brutal offenders end up in a cozy prison playing Elden Ring 2 on a PS7

>>220258101
ehehehe based
We do a lil bit of trolling

I love fucking women in the ass, but I wouldn't kill for it. Particularly because killing means getting caught and never fucking women in the butt ever again. He should have gotten divorced, let the cards fall where they may, and he could've formed a cult-like harem of eager butt sluts with Nicole serving as the Head Priestess. Instead he did what he did. The die has been cast.

>>220258132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdANo8hsjP4
in case you dont know what im talking about

>>220257718
WE WILL SACRIFICE YOU ONE DAY
IT WILL HAPPEN STOP LAUGHING

>>220258162
nah once he's divorced it wouldn't be a sexy hot affair and the woman would lose interest. Women love taking men from other women. A divorced guy is just a bum.

>>220258163
reddit tier humor
>lolsorandumb im pretending to be a retard hahahaha

>>220258189
you have to get the side chick pregnant to make her stay but that would require not cumming into crap

>>220258229
your mom?

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>>220257786
>she was deep in debt to an MLM and paid for an uber expensive daycare for her children while simultanously only being a stay at home mom
I know a boomer who has been working overtime as often as he can get it at his shitty job for 20+ years because his wife financially fucked them over hard by secretly running up debts in a MLM. The guy is an actual wage slave who never got to have a real life because of it.

I think the worst thing about it is that most of the women who fall for these schemes aren't really doing it for their families even though they pretend they are. They're doing it to gloat to their friend groups. Which is why most of them never admit they're losing money on it.

It's sad how most of the modern economy can basically be boiled down to letting women be extremely financially irresponsible while pretending they're successful and then let her trap a man as a wage slave for her debts

why didn’t chris make shannan his butt slut to make up for the mlm debt losses? she probably would’ve been happy to do it if chris insisted

>>220257260
obsessed

>>220258162
>let the cards fall where they may
Drowning in alimony and child support payments, a shitty single bedroom apartment, and a rapidly losing interest girlfriend.

>>220257279
yeah ok i'll continue to be in solitary confinement for the rest of my life thanks

>>220258404
He was a retard on autopilot for far too long. Wasn't he a fat loser that settled with a bitchy "happy wife happy life" type woman? What was the reason he started turning his life around with fitness and a side piece?

>>220257279
which one was bipolar?

>>220257186
That's a poor person's house in America.

>>220246070
lots of butts to fuck in prison and he can get druk on pruno

>>220247357
I cannot imagine the broken woman that made that.

>>220247064
Basic truth like this gets lost in the data overload.

>>220259117
Check out her shoe closet
>>220259201
I can't wait until your subcontinent is fenced off our internet

>>220259201
>>220247064
You touch your penis when you pee and when you jerk off you're homosexual you touched a penis and made it cum. Retain that sperm!

>>220247144
Why aren't more animes built like this? That's an ass that won't quit.

>>220259201
>>220247064
Every time you wipe your ass you're fingering a man's bussy repent homosecual!

>>220259244
I cannot wait until society removes you sodomites.

>>220247064
i think it's a circumcision trauma thing

anal sex takes prep work and that’s why i’ve never done it and possibly never will
literal poop is there guys

>>220247701
These dumb bastards are raised believing all the wrong shit, then they do what they think is right, their life becomes hell, and the way out is still hell but you have to pay for 2 households now. Obviously he's a fuckup but yeah, the system doesn't need to put people in more desperate situations than they already put themselves in

>>220250446
Everything I need to know about Chris’ alleged guilt is that Shanan’s parents pronounce her name like Shannon

>>220258189
>>220258404
Sure, but the house of cards would've collapsed soon anyways, sort of like the MLM the dumb wife was shilling for. May as well rip the bandaid off and deal with the consequences. I mean, it beats spending the rest of your life in prison, I think. Sure, Nicole probably would've gotten bored of him, but he was a guy in his 30s with newfound confidence turning his life around. He could've found new sluts.

>>220258759
His already borderline IQ probably went up 2 or 3 points, and he had an epiphany that life could be better if he put in a modicum of effort. Of course he was still stupid enough to commit a crime for which he'd easily be implicated.

>>220257786
This would have made for a great Molyneux call in show.
>>220257906
She doesn't because you chose a woman who can be reasoned with to the extent that you're not driven to murder her. Good for you, but let's not pretend women do anything because their man told them to. They do it because they're ok with doing it.

>>220248271
>>220252122
>>220255248
It’s not often focused on but I’m convinced the dude was genuinely psychotic from the ‘fuck knows what this has in it’ weight loss patches he was wearing twice as many as instructed of. Couple that with being overtired and under huge stress from finances, long work hours, and a nagging harpie wife and yeah, I can see how he wasn’t in his right mind.

Such a fascinating case. How fucked up the murders were, how utterly retarded he was dealing with the police and press, how he was an average chubby bastard who transformed himself into a chad, but only after reaching middle age and entering a shitty marriage. Fucking slutty coworkers in the ass shows the level he was capable of, but he's rotting in prison instead. What a fuck up.

>>220259615
>middle age

>>220248945
I always hoped actual nudes would see the light of day