For real now.This shit is hilarious and reaching the entire Onion audience. Sorry, 'Seed-Oil Sam'. It wasn't even close.
Lol the lgbt colours. He dunked on Jones
pretty lame its just a green screen not even a basic set.
>>220247830Yasss Queen!
>>220247830Alex Jones (actor from a Scanner Darkly) loves trannies. So I don't see how he was dunked on by Tim Heidecker (Ant-Man and the wasp)
I wonder how often he'll do this bit, seems like it would kill your voice>>220247852it's legitimately not worth the effort
>>220247789I like that he now gets to do his Alex Jones impression forever
>>220247898>multiple years of planning, investment, and litigation just to make a low effort green screen videowdym my man
Has there ever been a funny Alex Jones impression? Anna Khachiyan maybe?
Tim is unfunny and spiteful
>>220247924Apparently his plan is to do the Jones bit for a few weeks then pivot to something else.Somehow, I doubt whatever else is in store will be better.None of it can be better than actual info wars however: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzB1I5Y-yHs&pp=ygUQYWxleCBqb25lcyBsbGFtYdIHCQneCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D
>>220247968just like you
>>220247789Alex Jones only pretends to be retarded, as he admitted in court that his conspiracy crazy man act is fake, and he doesn't believe anything he says.People who still follow him are giant retards thinking that grifter is anything else, but a grifter.
>>220247956Stephen Colbert does a good one. It's pretty easy actually because Alex himself puts on a voice.
>Parodying Alex JonesWhat is this, 2006?
>>220247789I recently watched his interview with Ivy Wolk on Office Hours and their bit of bringing in middle aged guys with grey long hair and grey beards to ask questions was legitimately hilariousThis is why Tim keeps winning and Sam is not, Sam would never come up with something like that
>>220247789At least Sam goes up to people in public and fucks with them. Can you say the same about Tim?
>>220248263He hasn't really done that in years. Besides, harassing people in public is non-white behavior
I hope the voice doesn't do Cartman damage.This is so huge for Tim AND The Onion.
They could've gotten a small time fat bald guy to do Jones instead. His voice isn't that hard.
>>220247852This is just the beginning. The Onion has been doing great video shit for years. They'll sink some money into it beyond just buying the name.I miss their morning show parodies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0nYhUB7CA
>>220248263why would you want that
>>220248263Man you're right we really need more obnoxious ugly faggots video taping themselves annoying regular normal people.
>>220248001Well, he let those poor Sandy Hook families be harassed by his schizo viewers, so it's even MORE fucked up that he never believed it was a hoax in the first place. Fuck that guy. I'm glad he lost a fuckton of money.
>>220248263Summer came early this year. Fuckin' global warming.
reddit
>>220247789I prefer his JRE and Bill Maher parodies. Political comedy sucks.
>he has to be a gay propagandist for the rest of his lifeoh...
>>220248754Those are political in the same exact way as Jones. With both the ones you mention he keeps pushing about how you can't really say anything because of the 'woke police'. He's satirizing people who talk about political issues. You really can't see that?
>>220248653they really should have gone after the schizo viewers too. i know they don't have any money and that's what really matters to some of the the unbelievers latching onto this cause, but now they're free to run amok and cause more of the chaos unpunished. it won't end with the ringleader defeated, we have to resist harder
>>220248578I like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH7kKnHpgus
>>220248773>thinks association with rainbows means gay propaganda>thinks normal people aren't already cool with pride shit anyway>especially TimYou're not bright or very aware of the world outside of your hate bubble, anon.
>>220247789the fact he thinks Alex Jones hates gay people shows how out of touch Tim is
>>220248811That seemed to work for me as a fat 12 year old.
>>220248832He doesn't think that. But he knows the rainbow will trigger the viewers. And I think it's fine to lump the deplorables together even if they may have lapses of rationality now and then. Jones being down with queers doesn't absolve him of anything.I used to like Jones around the turn of the century. When he'd pop up in Linklater stuff. Back in the Art Bell days conspiracy stuff was cool and kind of harmless. That's all changed, and the Jones lawsuit is how far it went.
>>220248001>>220248653whats it like being a useful idiot?
>>220248841That's meaningless here. Sorry you're obsessed with some other website no one here uses.
>>220248004Your mom was 2006.
>>220248926It's nice to be useful.
Retarded tankie stalinist manchildren in the comments btw
>>220247968>Tim is unfunny and spitefulSo he's truly nailed the essence of being a Republican, excellent
>>220248947to people who want to exploit you? lmao>>220248956Leftist projection will never not be hilarious.You people openly advocate mass murder and authoritarianism, then claim the other side does that kek
>>220248952Versus the intelligent and truly mature Putin-loving chud patriots?
>>220248986>Leftist projection will never not be hilarious.Said the right-winger, projectingly
Tim is so retarded that he fell down the communist pipeline and calls himself a socialist and is close with those majority report brainletsWhy does he hate the working class so much?
>>220247898>it's legitimately not worth the effortneither is the effort to watch this tranny lover, anon>bet enough about sam hydetim and sam are both tranny lovers, faggot
>>220248916what viewers? no one is going to watch InfoWars now that is a meme channel
>>220248986I don't know what any of that means. I guess you're one of these online extremists living in a bubble and anyone you think you disagree with based purely on entertainment tastes is a stereotype your tribe fabricated. Condolences on being a waste of skin and oxygen.
>>220248995>Putin-lovingAll of the leftist tankies love putin and think he's doing heckin based anti-imperialism>>220248998>he did it againlmao
>>220249028I've started watching it now that it's Tim and The Onion. And so will everyone who loves those guys. Far outnumbering the supplement-buying incel MAGAfags.
>>220249036Do you think that you can project your way out of being a social pariah or something?
>>220249036I don't know anyone on the left who loves Putin. Trump loves Putin and the retards who support him love him for that reason alone. Everyone else supports Ukraine and recognizes Russia as an enemy of the United States. You really need to read a newspaper and stop sourcing your news from social media via your pocket telephone. You're way off.
>>220249033>I guess you're one of these online extremistsThe internet stalinists you worship are the extremists, anon.People would hate you less if you simply stopped lying.>Condolences on being a waste of skin and oxygen.Sorry I'm not a socialist/communist like Tim>>220249058>supplement-buyingyeah don't buy supplements ever, stay unhealthy lmao>incelYou people support mass murdering pedophiles. Like what the fuck man?Grow up.
>>220249075>continues to projectYou people advocate slavery, exploitation, totalitarianism yet claim others do the same.Have you tried not being a manchild.
>>220249096You didn't deny being an incel. And no, I don't support any of that. Unless you meant murdering the pedophiles. And then that's cool. Start with Trump.
>>220249058>Far outnumberingHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>220249095>I don't know anyone on the left who loves Putin.Like 90% of the tankies on twitter do.Why do you need to lie?>Trump loves Putin and the retards who support him love him for that reason alone.Uh, I hate Trump?>>220249135>You didn't deny being an incel.Well I'm not a communist or a nazi like yourself so by definition I cannot be an incel. :)
>>220249128Nice meltdown buddyToo bad we're not in public, if you keep melting down at me like this in public then I could have you put on an involuntary psychiatric hold
>>220249058k, kinda funny idea....
ivanschizo is in this thread
>>220248819>thinks normal people aren't already cool with pride shit anywayThere's been a backlash against pride shit for years.
Alex isn’t funnySam isn’t funnyTim is funnyIt’s as simple as that and only chud incels disagree
lmao why are there suddenly leftists on /tv/?Where exactly did they come from?
>>220249139Yes. Yesterday's video has 500,000 views already on Youtube alone. How many people actually subbed to Infowars? Some fucking militia schizos? Yeah, huge audience. I've never met anyone who got their news from Alex Jones or believed anything he ever said after 2007 or so.
>>220247789>This shit is hilariousI've yet to see anyone post anything funny from it.
>>220249185The backlash isn't coming from normal people though, it's coming from right-wing freakazoids
>>220249199>leftistsThis brings me back so hard to r/thedonald XD
>>220249199they made similar threads on pol, with the same samefagging replies about how this is great and hilarious
>>220249164>Nice meltdown buddylol look in the mirrorGo suck hasan piker's cock you marxist incel loser.You will never be a dictator.
>>220249231Real nice meltdown buddy
>>220249205(you)
>>220249220But like 99% of reddit is far left and they ban any remotely right wing subs.>>220249242You lost commie.Literally nobody believes your lies anymore lmaogrow up you retard
>>220249215literally everyone hates you, just because your faggot friends in LA agree with you doesn't mean it's universal
>>220249162>Like 90% of the tankies on twitter do.Those do not count. They are dummy fabrications of nationalists, which is the enemy.
>>220249162>tankiesI'm not even familiar with that term, but I know people on the left, good liberals like myself do not use Twitter. You're on there because you're a lost extremist. Incel means you can't get laid and are likely a virgin. That's you. It's not about communism or the defunct Nazi party. It stands for involuntarily celibate. You're a dude who doesn't have a woman and that's why you're into all your fucked up ideas and mad at the world. So you're the incel. I can call up a couple of exes and bang them if I want to. If you had that option you wouldn't have started believing what you do about the world. You're probably a millennial or younger and you spent too much time online. It happens. Get your life together and learn the truth before it's too late for you to acquire friends and a mate.
>>220249199Its nothing sudden. They mainly get gang piled on /pol/ except for like one or two commie containment threads and they came here because the /tv/ mods don't delete their shit. Now they come here to circle jerk between shit posting spam threads with one post by OP to /pol/.I don't care honestly. They can have their fun here if they want. I just don't want them spamming other boards with repetitive bullshit.
>>220249255Upvoted groypers in the hecking building r/thedonald still lives on 4chan! XD
>>220247789Imagine thinking this does anything except prove Alex Jones correct. If there were really families affected by his naughty words, you would just have it closed down. To kill it, put it's corpse in a dress, and parade it around town to try and demoralize it's audience just proves that it has nothing to do with the families. It's about silencing opposition.
>>220249293>has absolutely no idea how business workslmfao
>>220249199I've never left. I found 4chan in 2011 before it was flooded with rightwing jesus freaks. Or some of us just joined the only rebellion left and embraced everything wrong with the world. Not sure, but you're new and retarded.
>>220249199>leftistsI just have chud fatigue
>>220249215This. There was some trans backlash but the gay thing is over with in normal society. It's not coming back.
>>220249280this post is fake
>>220247789>Tim Heidecker>InfoWars>The Onion
>>220247789the bit about trump fucking his grand daughter was great
>>220249255Nice meltdown, real nice, keep it up, you'll be 5150'd in no time with that attitude
>>220249225I made this thread and I don't use /pol/. You should return there with your disgusting takes on the world.
>>220249323
>>220249359cope nigga
>>220249277>literally everyone hates youNo they don't, I'm funny and intelligent
>>220249374If this was 2015 I'd give a shit
>>220249321>2011Kek it's kino
>>220249277Look at your own statement. "everyone hates you" isn't universal either. You're the minority. You're in an echo chamber where you think there are more of you than everyone else. Read some national polls to see where everyone is on gay rights. You will choose to distrust them and instead believe your Twitter bubble though, so what's the point? It's too late for you.
>>220249199they organize in discord and flock to threads their group makes to consensus crack
>>220249199>Where exactly did they come from?thats a really gay way of saying muh paid shillz, faggot
>>220249279>Those do not count.lol lmao evenTankies are like the majority of the leftists nowadays and they have the most influence.Nobody believes you people anymore lol>>220249280>I'm not even familiar with that termThey anything you say is irrelevant. You are a useful idiot.>good liberals like myselfTim Heidecker is literally a socialist who goes on tankie streams with incel maoists like hasan piker, yet you defend him. lol>. You're a dude who doesn't have a womanI'm literally mtf trans and in a loving relationship but stay mad incel>>220249366seething commie cultist is madgo suck kim jong un's microdick you incel loser
>>220249355Yeah, I'm sure it stings to see the truth about yourself.
>>220249422Nice meltdown buddy
>>220249321>I've never left. I found 4chan in 2011 before it was flooded with rightwing jesus freaksThis site was Libertarian back then and hated you authoritarian communists.Kill yourself you fucking loser
>>220249293Opposition to what? Fucking "Lizard People"?LOLOLOL
>>220247968He went on my friends' podcast and acted in a really funny bit.
>>220249435>tankoid projecting again and has no argumentlol
>>220249321>2011newfag
>>220249199There was a group of leftist redditors that invaded here around 2016. They're all of the posters in the cumtown threads.
>>220249416Right. They paid me to promote comedian Tim Heidecker, whom I've loved since 2007.Fucking nutbar.
>>220249387>cope
>>220249345Monkeypox destroyed that. Noq everybody knows you rape kids and dogs.
>>220247789It's just not that interesting. His impression is spot on, but beyond that there's really not anything to this "bit". Doesn't seem like it was a two million dollar purchase
>>220249515>I support this guy even though he's an authoritarian communist incel and friends with hasan piker.
>>220247789stupid and gay
>>220249515>Tim Heidecker, whom I've loved since 2007.
>>220247789This thread is either 90% satire or I seriously underestimated how out of touch and chronically online most of you dipshits are kek
>>220249422>I'm mtf translol, then you're extra fucked up beyond your own body dismorphia issues. LOLThat's like "queers for Palestine" levels of contrarianism. You're backwards mentally and genderly. I just invented a new word: Genderly, pertaining to gender.You're on the wrong side if you're a tranny. I can say 'tranny' because I totally suck tranny dicks when I'm not banging women. I'd feel weird doing that if I were on the right where they hide all their faggotry and crash Grindr when they have conventions.
>>220249588When do you think Awesome Show came out, anon? And furthermore what year do you think Tom Goes to the Mayor was from? Retard
>>220249595don't ever underestimate us again
>>220249540I don't know about any of those claims because I enjoy his ART. I don't follow him on social media or know who 'hasan piker' is. Tim is not an incel, he's a family man with kids and a stable marriage. And even though I don't follow his politics I'm quite sure he's not an authoritarian communist either. You're exaggerating and taking who is probably just a Democrat and making him into some extremist. You have no mind for subtlety or grey areas.
>>220249619>then you're extra fucked uplol the mask slipsThanks for admitting you are an incel.>That's like "queers for Palestine" levels of contrarianism.How am I contrarian for being a Libertarian leaning Liberal trans woman?You people support authoritarian communist regimes where lgbt people are oppressed>I can say 'tranny' because I totally suck tranny dicks when I'm not banging women.That doesn't mean you can say tranny.But I actually don't give a shit if people say that, so whatever.
>>220249629I believe he is finding that anyone's interest in such a man or his humor for such a long time to be innately ridiculous, which is to say, an absurd accusation in its own right. And what of it? Is it a crime to enjoy such work and remain dedicated so? It is this very devotion is what I would say that the enemy lacks, precisely. They know nothing of loyalty.
>>220249588I was late to the party. It's embarrassing to have discovered Tim and Eric after they'd already been active for a few years.
>>220249686>or know who 'hasan piker' is.lmao you people continue to lie and nobody believes youyou know who tim heidecker and sam hyde areyou go on fucking 4chan, yet you dont know hasan piker, riiight>You have no mind for subtlety or grey areas.nah I just see things for what they actually aremost of the democrats/left wing are openly supporting marxism and communism now.I truly hope they all die painfully.
>>220247956Zach Hadel
I was an adult swim addict back when it was at it's peak. I always turned that shit off when "tim and eric show" came on, it always seemed like some low budget obscure humor slop.Compared to shows like ATHF, Metalocolypse, and Venture Bros it literally looked like hot garbage.
>>220249696>the enemyWhoa, we're talking about COMEDY here. What the fuck are you talking about? There are no enemies. Stop trying to divide.
Did Tim get Smiling Friends canceled because it's a right wing show and Zach is a known chud
>>220249735Well, I'm not most. I like Tim for his shows and comedy. I remember Sam from Adult Swim. Anything else seems political and I don't care about any of that. I don't know any other democrats who support Marxism and Communism. So if they do it is not openly.They agree with me on Socialism though. And that's not even close to the same thing, though I wouldn't put it past someone like you to think it was.
>>220249751Literally?I disagree. Hot garbage doesn't talk or have cartoons or guest stars. It just sits and doesn't move, and you can't smell it stink through the television. Not that anyone would ever broadcast LITERAL "hot garbage".
>>220249759Apologies friend, I slipped up in my anger. Allow me to attempt to salvage that faux pas with an addendum that the "enemy" should refer to those who lack a good sense of humor rather than any particular political opponent. And that perhaps someday, such "enemies" may become "friends" should they enjoy to laugh a little.
>>220249831>I don't know any other democrats who support Marxism and Communism.Ever hear of the DSA? You know the organization Tim is a member of?You seem utterly clueless on politics.>They agree with me on Socialism though.The mask slips yet again.You authoritarian pussies won't do shit. I truly hope you live in NYC and will be forced to suffer until mamdani's inevitable economic crisis(housing shortage, unemployment).>And that's not even close to the same thingIt's preciecely the same thing. You're confusing socialism(workers control of the means of production, literally zero capitalist activity allowed) vs social democracy like they have in europe.
>>220249293Just think, Tim could be the next Colbert, a talented guy that was funny and sold his soul to the bureaucracy. Legacy media isn't going anywhere despite their dwindling viewership, because they are the mouthpiece of those in power.
>>220249831also it's funny you lied and claimed to be a fucking liberal earlier, now you're calling yourself a socialistwhich is it? retard
>>220249831>I don't know any other democrats who support Marxism and Communism.What about the major of new york, who openly calls himself a communist?
>>220249475>still melting downlol
>>220249971I'm a liberal socialist. Those do not conflict with each other. If you think they do you're too obsessed with labels. >>220249999I don't know any mayors either. You're trying really hard to put me in a box with extremists and tell me everyone who's not with you is against you. I don't know where you're coming from but I don't want to discuss politics. I like Tim Heidecker and you should take your idiotic shit-stirring back to /pol/ where it belongs.
>>220250024see: >>220249475You have no argument lmao
>>220249924Never heard of the DSA. I liked Bernie Sanders as did a lot of Democratic Party affiliated voters. He claimed to be a socialist. Whatever kind he is, I am. Not some strict "socialism" from some hundred year old book.
>>220249751When World Peace got cancelled (Tim Heidecker probably had a hand in that) I cancelled my cable subscription and never renewed it out of spite.
Why is retard pol shit coming here?
>>220250038>I'm a liberal socialist.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>I'm hot cold>I'm black white>Those do not conflict with each other. You're literally fucking retarded. They obviously do. You can't have a market with private property rights, capitalism etc with socialism. It's literally the opposite of those things.You people advocate that all wealth and property be confiscated from every business owner and given to either the state or worker co-ops. You aren't a fucking liberal, you are authoritarian human garbage.>I don't know any mayors either.Holy fuck you literally can not stop lying.>but I don't want to discuss politics.Yet you're doing such things lol>you should take your idiotic shit-stirring back to /pol/ where it belongs.You mean the socialist board where the majority of posters are socialists?
>>220250099Wow. No one cares that much about World Peace. You're weird and you were going to quit cable anyway. I'm sure you were disappointed with "season two".
>>220250071>I'm a socialist but I've never heard of the largest, most vocal socialist organization in the USAnah you're just a liar>He claimed to be a socialist.Yes, he literally is. Ideally he wants all business owners to have their businesses taken and given to the state/workers. He mainly supports social democratic policies in the near term as a way to eventually achieve socialism.Retard>Whatever kind he is, I am.So you're basically an authoritarian communist.lol
>>220250143Bernie was a liberal and a socialist. Again, I'm not adhering to your specific definition of things. You're just spouting off-topic nonsense so I'm done responding. This is about Tim Heidecker and The Onion, not left vs. right or the very specific shit you want to argue about. You don't disagree with me on anything.
>My face watching this
>>220250197Bro you're fucking weirdo. No one wants you here, you need to go back
Yeah, you're bald.
>>220250236>Bernie was a liberal and a socialist.Bernie is not a liberal.Do you even know the definition of words.Why do you keep pretending to be retarded?Liberalism is the polar opposite of socialism. Any socialist/communist/libertarian/liberal will tell you this.>I'm not adhering to your specific definition of thingsI'm literally telling you bernie sander's definition of socialism, you know, the one you just admitted you adhere to.You okay retard?>off-topic nonsense We're talking politics and you've been engaging with me for many posts now. >You don't disagree with me on anything.I think all socialists and nazis(redundant) deserve to be put to death in public.>>220250253kys MIGAtard
This guy is so confused. lol
real talk does anyone other than far right psychopaths or redditors actually give a shit about this?
>>220250326I know right, imagine thinking bernie sanders is a fucking liberal.
>>220249444>acting like modern trumpism in any way resembles libertarianismfucking kek
>>220250192>Wow. No one cares that much about World Peace. You're weird and you were going to quit cable anyway.World Peace average viewers: 896,720Adult Swim (in 2026) average viewers during prime time:164,000>I'm sure you were disappointed with "season two".NGL thats true. I think not having Andrew Ruse is a huge loss of talent
>>220250365I didn't. It's clearly different.Both ideologies can hate communism. Communism is pretty easy to hate.
>sneeding redditors: the threadDon't you queers have anything better to make threads like this?
>>220250340Only redditors care. Timmy doesn't have enough motion to rage bait an audience of any significance
>>220250374Adult Swim made a bad business decision by caving to political pressure instead of giving viewers what they want. It seems like AS is just fading into irrelevency now.
>>220247789I’m loving the shit out of this.
It's not funny now that Trump hates Alex Jones. This would have worked if it was a Laura Loomer parody.
>>220249205>Yesterday's video has 500,000 views already on Youtube alone.asmongold latest video is 8 hours old and has 530k views
>>220247789I'm not gonna read the thread cause I don't care enough. But isn't this a little late? I haven't heard of anything Alex Jones related in a very long time. This being from the perspective of someone who doesn't engage with this sort of shit at all. Just what I see on accident.
>>220247789>the entire Onion audience.so barely anyonelol
>>220250600because you're an unfunny cringe leftoid lolalex jones is retarded but people who think this is funny are even more retarded
>>220250891I love how Asmongold is turning massive amounts of gen z into the far rightlol leftists are crying about thismuh alt right pipeline kek
>>220250953#Triggered much?
people ITT pretending the onion or tim heidecker are still relevant at all is hilarious
>>220250985i'm not sure gen z guys are watching himi think they're more into sneako and clavicular and the likes
>>220251003What does the right have for satire? Babylon Bee, which sucks?
>>220251003Clearly you haven't seen the latest banger from Funny or Die.
>>220250352Let me simplify it for you. Liberals are democrats and neither would vote for Trump and both would vote for Bernie. It's pretty simple. You're the type to say liberal and leftist are completely different and share no common ground. You're just making a mess of everything.
>>220251003I'm still subbed to The Onion. They're still funny from time to time. Because I never gave a shit about Tom Goes To The Mayor or Infowars this entire thing has fallen on deaf ears for me.
>>220250588Right. The growing 'chud' audience would have been great for Adult Swim to court. It could have saved them from this irrelevancy.
>>220250891I don't know who that is. Is he a comedian? Lots of dumbshits have views. Mr. Beast seems to be very popular. Pewpeepie? JontheTron?None of that is relevant in the real world of respected humorists like Tim.
>>220250924If you say so. The print edition is making a big comeback.
>>220247956True Capitalist Radio.
>>220251172What kind of shows do "chuds" want to see?
>>220247789Tim, Tim Heidenrape?
>>220247789Dude was washed 10 years ago
>>220251172If the majority of your viewers are "chuds" then catering to them would be a good choice business wise. I was once a member of the core demographic for AS from the early days. With their declining viewership, I am not the only one that left them in the past.
>>220249199I've probably been here longer than you, faggot.
>>220248071air ball
>rightoids being humiliated and having their property seized>you love to see it!Jones recently ran with the Tel Aviv narrative that any white person who prioritizes white interests is funded by the SPLC - implying that white racial consciousness and organizing on the right is exclusively a democrat plot to make conservatives look bad. I hope leftoids meter out some justice against these traitorous fucks, Jan-6 style, when they take power again. I'll be there, having a good laugh.
>>220251277Tyler G. Sternbach on the upper left
>>220251488The modern-day Nuremberg trials are gonna be lit
>>220251488They took their oppositions Internet show and are making a total mockery of it right now. They were never out of power.
>market research threadi think the onion is cool, but tim h is an aweful person that insists upon himself
>>220251576The right-wing victimhood complex is getting a little insufferable at this point, not gonna lie
>>220251488
>>220251593Right wingers are the victims though, and you're the abusers.
>>220247789THIS SHIT IS FUCKING CRINGE, IT'S LIKE REDDIT WHERE LEFTIST SUBVERSIVES PAINT SUBREDDIT LOGOS IN THE LGBT COLORS TO SIGNAL TO ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTS THIS IS A PROTECTED SHIT HIVEIT'S JUST AS BAD AS JONES WAS
>>220251593>Guy that tries to make people aware of global elite gets show seized by global elite>Global elite take over show and hire socialist host to make a mockery of itYeah, its a victimhood complex
>>220247968Jones deserved it for being pro Iran
>>220251653>Right wingers are the victims though, and you're the abusers.
>>220251688Yes, it is a victimhood complexEveryone is making fun of you because you rightfully deserve it
>>220251726Tim got stabbed in the back by a neighbor in 2006
>>220251688>Guy that tries to take attention away from criticism of jews (real, specific people who hold real positions of authority and influence in specific institutions), and place the blame entirely on an amorphous 'Globalist Elite' category, which he often takes great pains to associate with the 'nazi' ideology yeah, I'm glad he got fucked.
>>220251748I'm sure everyone in your city dweller bubble does
>>220251856Everyone is making fun of you because you rightfully deserve it
>>220249391>IT'S CURRENT YEAR CMONlmao
>>220249199Been here since 2006 MIGAnigger election refugee
>>220251409World Peace apparently.
>>220251447Apparently he's back now. This is a big merger between two of my favorite sources of mirth.
>>220251866What a great retort, you will be replaced by AI
>>220251452I left them too. We all grow up. Mainly I wasn't into anything after ATHF and Tim and Eric projects dried up. I was there since the Space Ghost days.
>>220251497what is this non passing tankie communist tranny's problem?
>>220251688Global Tetrahedron is a joke. The Onion are not "elites", you fucking schizo.
>>220251120>ou're the type to say liberal and leftist are completely different and share no common groundmaybe because it's ACCURATE lol>>220251277I didn't remember them being this far left and communist.Who is funding them now, chinese billionaires?The same thing happened to cracked>>220251488>I hope leftoids meter out some justice against these traitorous fucks, Jan-6 style, when they take power again. I'll be there, having a good laugh.you wont do shit lmao>>220251534>NOOOO ITS THE WRONG TYPE OF SOCIALISM
>>220252068You communists will never win, sorry.
>>220252095I don't identify as a communist though. My are you trying hard to paint everyone as your enemy.
>>220252076>you wont do shit lmaowhat are you talking about? Leftoids are go-getters. They ACK'd Charlie Kirk and do things like fuck with Alex Jones with 0 political consequences and they're not even in government. Conservatards have total power right now and they literally do nothing other than fighting wars for israel
>>220252068>G/O Media sold The Onion to Global Tetrahedron, a firm newly created by former Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson>Jeff Lawson the billionare>Not a member of the global eliteMy mistake
>>220252128>I don't identify as a communist though.Why do you people honestly think people are going to believe your blatant lies?It's embarrassing, at least be honest about your intentions.The left are mostly communists now. Stalinists/tankies like hasan piker are heros of the left and never ever criticized.A communist just became mayor of NYC with zero pushback from the left.Most democrats are calling themselves socialists without any irony.It's almost as if everything boomer conservatives said over the past 70s years, calling anyone a commie who disagreed with them was actually correct.>>220252155>Leftoids are go-getters.The berlin wall fell. Almost every communist country collapsed. The ones that didn't either turned into despotic shitholes like north korea or implemented capitalist market reforms and thrived.Your ideology is dead and this recent resurgence is just it's last gasp.You lost pedo. lol
>>220252159>Every billionaire is "the global elite". And that's BAD. LOL, there are a handful of billionaires I respect. And if one of them bought The Onion to allow them to keep making fun of the fucked up world (or as you likely see it: creating propaganda) he can join them.
>>220252159Why are most of these billionaires ACUTALLY unironic communists.I don't understand why this happens.Could it be that communism is a tool of the elite?
>>220252200>All billionaires deserve death also hail marx>UHHH EXCEPT THE COMMUNIST ONES THAT ARE COOL BROlol
>>220252192>left are mostly>most democratsI don't care if you don't believe than I'm not part of your narrow view of who your enemy is. You're nuts. Fuck off back to /pol/.
>>220252220No one said billionaires deserve death. Oh wait, I DID, because I don't like Trump. LOL, you're so fucking simple and dumb. You have a good night baiting on /tv/.
>>220252200>I hate all the billionaires that actually manage companies making products and services that people use and want and make life better>but I love all the billionaires that affirm my reddit pol-rotted brainWow, you're dumb.
>>220252200I'm sure the nice billionare from San Francisco that hired Tim (a member Democratic Socialists of America) for his satirical news organization would never dream of publishing propaganda.
>>220252239>I don't care if you don't believe than I'm not part of your narrow view of who your enemy is.Are you the same faggot from earlier who claimed to be a "liberal" socialist?>You're nuts.You're fucking mentally ill and cannot stop lying lolgrow the fuck up you loser>Fuck off back to /pol/.But I hate socialism, why would I go to the socialism board?>>220252263>No one said billionaires deserve death.leftists say this all of the time> because I don't like TrumpYou leftists have so much more in common than trump than you realize, especially on economics. If he was anti-racist, you would love him lol
>>220252298Chill out, you’re going to strain yourself. Is it worth getting this worked up on the television and film board? Serious question
>>220252205You might be onto something
>>220252298Yes, /pol/ is socialist and not MAGAfaggot incels.
The onion won't exist in 5 years anyway
>>220252317>U MADNot an argument.>Chill outLook bro, I'm a simple person, I just wish that all socialists were publicly drowned. Is that too much to ask?If I can't have that, I at least want to mock them online desu.>>220252341>Yes, /pol/ is socialist and not MAGAfaggot incels.It's almost as if they are one in the same you absolute retard.Also /pol/ is majority national socialist. They make the same exact economic arguments as you marxist incels do. They hate Libertarians more than they hate leftists.
>>220252192>Your ideology is dead and this recent resurgence is just it's last gasp.I'm not a commie, you dickhead. I'm just laughing at your contention that leftoids don't do shit when they literally made ICE flee Minnesota with their shenanigans. When a rightoid sees two non-leftwing white people meet IRL to discuss their political interests, the rightoid starts palming the sides of his head and screaming "FED!", "PSYOP!", "CONSPIRACY!" Conservatives simply do not organize to advance interests, this is statement of fact. It's why they can't move the needle on anything other than zionism.
>>220252200Be honest, do you smoke weed or use THC on a daily basis?
>>220252381>I'm not a commieHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThe left nowadays is either outright communists or clueless social democrats who excuse and support the radical maoists on their side.You're clearly the latter.>I'm just laughing at your contention that leftoids don't do shit Listen, you niggas SOMETIMES do shit. The right does far more shit than you do.All of your favorite socialist countries are dropping like flies, it's just a matter of time until cuba turns into a liberal democracy with gay rights.You mad?
>>220252381>Conservatives simply do not organize to advance intereststhey don't have any real interests beyond israel. All the other shit they bitch about is window dressing for their chat groups and twitter. It's why they can so easily let go of the immigration issue when it becomes apparent that the republican party intends to flood America with Indians.
>>220252361I like how nobody is wasting their time reading or replying to this guy earnestly yet he’s still putting in effort to reply to every single little part of people dunking on him lol
>>220252381>conservatives simply do not organize to advance interestsWhy are right wing parties taking over europe now?
>>220252446Says the guy replying to literally everything I'm sayinglmao what is this cope?I accept your concession anyway lol
>consent manufacturing reddit schizo still goinglamo
>>220252474really wish i knew which anon you were talking about, retard
>>220252076>>220252192>>220252298Got any thoughts on Israel or jews in general? Or Zion Don’s endless support of them?
>>220252446Yeah hes hearing opposing opinions for the first time and assuming everyone is politically motivated. I just sincerely hate Tim Heidecker. I have hated him for over 20 years. I have hated him before I was politically aware. I know it is illogical, but I have never met someone that likes Tim that I didn't dislike immensly.
>>220252490>can't find himNGMI
>>220252528I lean Libertarian so obviously I'm anti Israel.
>>220252452lololololololthey're Trump style conservatives. Take Meloni in Italy, for example; she's literally quoting Mussolini and talking about mass deportations leading into the election. In her first week in office, she draws up plans to bring in 250k migrants. The Italian peninsula has seen its largest influx of migrants in its entire history under her 'right wing' government. Those are your 'right wing' European parties who are taking over right now. They'll fuck you even harder than the left because the right is made-up of grotesques like this >>220252432 who will call any genuine anti-immigrationist who tries to hold conservatives accountable a commie or leftist or demoralizer
>>220248578>17 years agoYeah, sweetie, that's not the same Onion.
>>220252559to be fair, every time a "socialist" gets into power, they barely do shit except tax a tiny bit more, and print/spend more money
>>220252348They've been saying that since 1988.
I'm just here to see the Sam Hyde losers seethe
wow, it must be so funny that nobody has linked it in the thread at all.how organic.
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