>‘Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cancelled at Paramount+.What went wrong?
>>220247899>radioity
>>220247946Embrace it
They wanted to make 'The Last Ronin', which is a gritty and mature take on the turtles where every one is dead except Mikey and he's a completely changed personality from the Mikey everyone knows. You can't have a Ninja Turtles movie that mom, dad and the kids can't go to, no matter how good the subject matter is. Exec's want to make money and having four tickets get sold for the family guaranteed as opposed to you, your friend and maybe one or two in your friend group can go to if they're in to it is a gamble they're not making.They said the movie was pushed down the road to be picked up at a later date, but that's a given.
>>220247899Was Emma Langevin playing April O'Neill and i'm only just hearing about it now? My dick is not ready.
What's stopping you from buying a yellow jumpsuit and filming mutants in the streets?
>>220248074It's fucking bullshit. The Last Ronin would be the best film of the last 20 years.
>>220248153modern April would be Gabourey Sidibe
>>220248230I would still bang
>>220247899Is that Riley?
>>220248258Dude. She's been hanging around in the sewers.
>>220247899Incompatible audience goals
>>220247899black April. Nuff said
>>220248221>Kiddy shit but le edgy>GoodPeople are rightfully over this cringe trend.
>>220248074>a gritty and mature take on the turtleslmao
>>220248275>this is a 10/10 for zoomersno way.
>>220249820Godlike stank
>>220247899>Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesI don't even know what that is. AND IT'S GREAT!
>>220249820>White>thin>definitely not uglyUnironically is
>>220249969>White>definitely not uglyzoomers are funny, lol
>>220247899>>220248275If you souldnt plap it you are gay
I never gave a fraction of a fuck about this series and I never will
>>220250187Someone should run the un-makeup app on her.
>>220250263It was fun when it knew it was a goofy concept so they leaned all the way into it. Once it became yet another vehicle for a certain ideology's social commentary, it started to suck.
>>220247979No
>>220250339Actually, I was wrong. Because of AI, I value human generated art and that is inclusive of TMNT.
>>220250282they should run the tradification AI on her.
>>220248193Mutant Monkeys?
>>220248074>yeah, it's about teenage mutant ninja turtles that fight a guy called the Shredder >but get this!>it's not for kids!>it's DARK and GRITTY and MATURE for adults that do adulting stuff like us!
>>220248778TMNT 1 was genuinely kino, faggot. The Last Ronin is a good story.
>>220250187Nothing that you are quoting is incorrect lol
>>220250848you lads are barely human
Paige or Judith?
>>220249820You can't fathom how badly standards have cratered.
>>220249820way
>>220250999Checked with literal hideous monsters. YOU WILL LOVE UGLINESS! WE WILL MAKE YOU!
>>220250976i liked Judiths character a lot more, but Paige has that "cake, gameboy, or me?" vibe that one lady had
For me it's 2003 April
>>220247899Isn't that the bitch from Gamestop? Who even goes to Gamestop anymore?Also why are you Indian and when do you leave?
>>220251195Lauren Holly. She gets fun roles most of the time.
>>220249969>definitely not uglyb r o w nh a n d s
>>220250999>unwaxed armpitslut
>>220248074Isn't it just like some shitty future one of them jumps forward in time to? Fucking Powerpuff Girls did that sort of thing, it's not that big of a deal.
>>220248275She works at gamestop now after best buy fired her
>>220251427She objectively isn’t ugly. Also I am White with sandy blonde hair and blue-green eyes>>220250886>vague non-responseYou’re just trying to be a contrarian
>>220247899Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2026>April O’ Neil has feelings for her black female coanchor >Donatello wonders if his stick weapon is inferior to Leonardo’s swords >Michaelangelo wonders if April O’ Neil could love a turtle>Shredder struggles to impress his dad>Splinter is frustrated that he’s sexually attracted to cats>Leonardo and Raphael double penetrate April O’ Neil’s black coanchor and fight each other for her love>Foot Clan reads stories to preschoolers >Turtles eat pizza alone in their sewer bedrooms >Netflix logo appears
>>220247899>>220248275Who is this? I think I've seen her in a Gamestop commercial too. Is this the Zoomer ideal look?
>>220251960here.save it.in 3 years someone can ai the whole movie
>>220250187whiter than you, saar
>>220247899Is that the one with the fat black April? Good riddance.
>>220253605BUENOS DIAS SENORRRRR
>>220249820Check her try-on videos, she has a banging body ON GOD unc
>>220248275>>220250240What's with the dog face?
>>220250999Jesusfuckingchrist what the fuck.
>>220247899>What went wrong?Communism.
>>220248275>Piercings Dropped>>220249820They're used to shit so less shitty shit is good for them
>>220248275What the fuck is this supposed to be?
Is Hollywood finally collapsing
>>220254022The future of humanity.
>>220251110@grok remove her 10 pound make-up.
>>220253847Post some
>>220250339go figure, huh?
>>220251110Giving me strong Homer makeup gun vibes.
>>220254022my gf
>>220254364She looks like dog's ass, have tard ring, and she is not your gf, you just send her money so that she has enough calories to fuck Hasan Piker or Kai Cenat on some Con.
>>220247899>Ape O'Neil
>>220250651>>it's DARK and GRITTY and MATURE for adults that do adulting stuff like us!Like go to the barcade and collect funkos?
>>220247899Fat
why am I being forced to look at this ugly whore constantly?
>>220247899Hollywood already turned April lame and gay, and black. The answer is Hollywood.
>>220247979Embrace my sack with your lips
>>220250999>>220251410God can we take the Etch-a-sketch of time and just shake it clean and go THE FUCK BACK??! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
i hope she's into black men
>>220248074Last Ronin is a Dark Knight Returns take on TMNT. Fitting since the original was a riff on Miller's Daredevil. I haven't read Last Ronin yet, but it seems pretty popular and it does look neat. I keep seeing really neat figures of it. I also vaugely remember seeing speculation on /co/ on who it was before the reveal.That pic reminds me I recently dug out an autographed print I got from Peter Laird at a con in Boston ages ago.
>>220256135>another chud meltdownsunday is starting pretty pretty GREEAT :)
>>220248275Minx has no fucking idea what to do with her career.
>>220256308I'm sorry idk what a chud is. Is It like a nigger or a jew or a tranny?
>>220249820what's wrong with that?
>not a single piece of TMNT media has had the courage to featuer Don Turtellicowards
>>220256604>bullringNasty
>>220247899It was a spinoff of a Seth Rogen Nigga Turtles movie that barely broke even at the boxoffice that launched on a DOA streaming service kids have never heard of.
>>22024789980's IP fanboying is finally aging out.
>>220256677>just take it out>okproblem solved
>>220256704>>220256604>>220251110>>220254022>>220248275name of girl???????????????????????
>>220256308>chudYou faggots are still doing this?
>>220256738MascaraOr maybe is Maybelline you fucking homo
>>220256604I'm so lonely
>>220251720Why??
>>220247899>>220248275the future will just get better for this stuff. and the next generation will think its old person to hate on ai tools and they will 100% not use moderated tools at all making unmoderated tools the normal.
>>220256604Zoomers have such shit taste in hairstyles
>>220256976i'll be your huckleberry
>>220248467Rise April was fine but nobody likes a fat kid.
>>220257723This makes me sad for Val Kilmer
>>220250999Big Harv... We need your heeeelp!
>>220256704
>>220250999what's wrong with Billie?
>>220258070Grab those tittes.
