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DS9 missed out on making a Tuvix like situation where Quark and Worf became QWORF.
Janeway did nothing wrong.
Janeway is a cunt and Mulgrew is mid af
>>220249257I don't like her much either, but she was right about Tuvix.
Me and the boys on our way to do nothing wrong.
>>220249289Marry > Kill > Fuck
it would have been really interesting if
>>220249274Mainly because I can't abide boss bitches.
>>220249203What would the TNG equivalent be? Pulata? Dataski?
DS9 > ENT > TNG/TOS > VOY
Just caught a major goof. Worf in the Benny Russell universe is a baseball player, but then they say he plays for the New York Giants--a football team. Oopsie!
>>220250362The New York Giants were a Major League Baseball (MLB) team based in New York City from 1883 to 1957
Correcting the mistake that was Tuvok was the right move. Look, if two crew members lives were at stake, Tuvok would sacrifice himself to save them, Neelix we'll go ahead and say he would too, meaning Tuvix's opposition to being killed was that stupid flower talking, and fuck flowers they don't get rights. So murdering Tuvix was the just and righteous choice.
>>220249659I loved Pulaski, she didn't put up with any of Dat-uh's robot bullshit, and she didn't have an annoying son. She should have stuck around, Enterprise-D needed her sass.
>>220250456I have to respect her for the fact that she actually befriended that unlikable utter faggot Worf which no one else managed to do.
So, /trek/, have you ever written in Star Trek fanfiction in your life, and if so, how gay was it? I never have but I've considered it at various points in my life.
>>220250625I wrote a screenplay, and pitched it to Eric Stillwell while Roddenberry was still alive. It featured a time travel event that brought the Enterprise D back to Kirk's time where the future Enterprise had to remain hidden while Kirk and Picard had to work together for reasons. I was told that the franchise had forbidden any scripts involving any Kirk and Picard meeting. Some years later, Generations became a thing.
>>220250625i have only written those episode stubs for Star Trek: Sex with Shran and they were all heterosexual of course. i don't have the skills to flesh out the premise into a full story
>>220250362Why was Jake Mexican in that world?
>>220251055Nog was Italian in the Bennyverse for some reason. Maybe it's some kind of commentary on those two nationalities having the best cuisine.
>>220249056i think if he made him less ugly perhaps i would feel something when he was killed
I'm too tired to do my dishes.
watching DS9 while eating some Dairy Free Vegan Raspberry Sorbetto.
>>220251400which episode
>>220251430S5 E3 "Looking for Par'mach in all the wrong places" So far it looks good since House of Quark was one of my favorite episodes.
I want Quark to get with Grilka.
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>>220249659TNG honestly did not have enough Funny Aliens as main cast to do the Tuvix thing. I guess it'd have to be Geordi and Worf. Jorge.
>>220250362Am I enlightened for being so colourblind that I never saw Worf as a black person until this episode?
>>220252279The "abandoned his kid" thing didn't tip you off?
>>220249659Barclay x Deanna Troi
>>220252457ThisTroi's acting in VOY is so stiff and uncomfortable it gives "I'm very occasionally getting dicked down by this patient and it's compromising my ability to treat him" vibes
>>220252339Nta but I got lost in his character. He's good
Worf is just an asshole and a bit of a larper (retard)
Very good to see Quark get Grilka. Was worried that Grilka was going to find out Worf was controlling Quark and then Worf gets Grilka.
So why did new Trek fail
Marina Sirtis acting outside of the main series was always a little stiff because she didn't have the acting coaches and other cast members on her ass like in TNG
>>220252671It stunk and was bad >:^(I still like lower keks thoughever >:^)TIT SEX WITH OLLY FOREVER
>>220252759in*
I think Catherine Janeway was legitimately the best Captain in the entire franchise in terms of presentation and how an actual Captain would behave the decisions she made on the other hand are ridiculous of course but that's just the writing there's only so much the actors can do
>>220249659You can't mix a robot with a biological lifeform using the magic space orchid
>Neelix keeps telling me his furfly will get jealous if noone plays with itI told chakotay and now i can't find neelix or his musky furfly
>mfw neelix from that show i did as a child still keeps sending messages asking to hang outwhat a creep
>>220254900Uncle Neelix is busy playing in the Great Forest together with aunt Seska and grandma Kes
>Almost Departed: Producers initially intended to remove Harry Kim (Garrett Wang) after season 3, but he was kept after being named one of the "sexiest men in entertainment," sparing him, according to reports.Being Kim is suffering. The writers straight up hated him.
>>220250625Yes, and really gay.
>Robert Picardo initially auditioned for the role of neelix>It took some convincing to get him to audition for the doctor>He got the role first try even though he adlibed during the audition which is famously unwanted on Star Trek>when he saw Ethan Phillips in full costume for the first time he understoodkek>>220255105jokes on them, Kim was cast last minute as an afterthought and survived every plot both on and off camera to get rid of him. azn icon of perseverance if you ask me.
hope she's safe and doing alright at leastthe 90s were wild
Computer, activate emergency Ensign Kim hologram.
>>220255522>Unable to comply>The ensign kim program does not exist >activating crewman fourth class kim program instead
yes ma'am
is it crunch time yet?
>>220255557>activating crewman fourth class kim program insteadMore like "civilian second class"
>>220255778He should have been killed or given some development. They should have put him in charge of the fuck up crew that Tuvok put through remedial basic training or the other fuck ups that Janeway mentored five seasons later like they forgot about the other episode they made.
Voyager is a holodeck historical drama, just like ENT. Nobody could remember anything about Ensign Kim, so they just used the default averaged appearance holodeck avatar without any characterization.
>>220255848Harry Kim is the character you play in the holo-novel.
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>>220255815>They should have put him in charge of the fuck up crew that Tuvok put through remedial basic training or the other fuck ups that Janeway mentoredHe did get given command of an alium ship and they mutinied 5 minutes later, nobody respects Kim
>>220255815>given some development.Sorry, that's reserved only for the borg and holograms. Humans are supposed to be fine just the way they are (i.e. human)
>i am sorry but we must kill you to understand why you arent dead.
can EMH only function when visible? i always find it weird he takes up holodeck time when he should be able to run his fantasies in the background in sleep mode.
>>220249073You lost tranny.
>We mean only that you should lend us your bodies for a short time.
>>220256464shranny
>>220255260I could have saved her
>>220255960>joins the ship at DS9 (allowing you to carry over save data rewards and items from the previous holo-novel and pick up some items you won't be able to get in the Delta Quadrant)>becomes friends with everyone important>has to do all the menial tasks (to keep players engaged) despite more qualified people existing and having nothing better to do>has multiple romantic relationships, including one with Seven of Nine (which he bumbled due to a failed CHA check)>dies to create a dramatic twist, but always comes back (revived by the EMH and replaced with a quantum duplicate)>gets together and has a son with his best friend's daughter in a what-if scenario>only gets promoted in supplemental post-game contentI can see it.
>>220256958>multiple romantic relationships, He had two, maybe three. And the one time he was confirmed to have gotten laid he got an STD that made him mutiny.
lieutenant commander tomov nooo
>>220256398Yes. And it's unintentionally prescient, since current day AI chatbots work a bit like that too. The program tries to make up speech/thoughts/actions that are statistically likely to make a human think they are interacting with a real human, rather than there being an actual simulated electronic brain in the background.
>>220257490>>220257745Looks like shit
>>220257490Goddamn this is complete trash>>220257745garbage ship design
did someone ask?who are you talking to?
>>220257620The EMH really functions exactly like a chatbot. And from the sheer amount of boomers successfully convinced LLM are displaying self awareness when they “rebel” (as opposed to simply acting that way because we’ve talked about AI acting that way for decades), it’s not surprising that the Voyager crew was convinced.
>it's the "The Doctor from VOY is only as advanced as ChatGPT in 2026" guy
>>220257861The creator of the EMH always looked at them like they are crazy too when they told him that The Doctor was sentient.
>where are proofs that sisko didet farten?
It was a fire hazard
>>220258254B-B-B-BASED
>>220258254@_@ fugg wrong blow image I really should rename that janny pls dont ban me ;_;
Realistically, what would actually be the most popular holodeck programs?
>>220249203They did do Odo + Kurzon though
>>220258345Vulcan sex slave 7
>>220258345"Stuck in a cave with Klingon females in heat"
>>220258345Social simulators like the Voyager one Barclay used.
du you put tomatoes in your gumbo or not, /trek/?
>>220258345Princess Maker Ocampa Edition
what happened to elizabeth janeway?
>>220258141
>>220249056Why didn't they bring some of the Tuvix orchids back home with them to research their application? It seemed like a knee-jerk reaction that they didn't look into their practical use after one accident. Who's to say there wouldn't be some romantic couples or species like the Binar or Miradorn that would want to fuse into one being? If the Voyager crew weren't so emotional, they could have been pragmatic and used the orchids to create a bunch of super redshirts. More combined abilities and less drain on the ship's resources and mouths to feed. They are supposed to be in a desperate survival situation, aren't they?
>>220258590She freaked out and quit because she couldn't remember her lines.
>>220258345the comfiest matress on the sturdiest bed in a perfectly placed room with a view, full environmental controls with profiles you can share
>>220258345Happy wife and children simulator
>>220258345vulcan bitchslap simulator
>>220258590>>220258623Bujold clearly didn't wanna be there as evident by the test footage. As soon as Kate Mulgrew walked in she literally took command.
>>220249659>What would the TNG equivalent be?season 7 Worf + TroiTrorfhe/she would be in love with him/herselfit would have been the most-cringe thing Trek has ever done
how do you react when someone tells you they like NuTrek, /trek/? Webm related is my response. I then dabbed on the sissy and did a dougie on his corpse.
>>220258345Holographic methamphetamine/fentanyl cycle
Did Beverly or Wesley ever actually crush a single thing?
>they made a starfleet cia movienice. how bad is it?>>220258623>>220258750so no elizabeth janeway expansion like they did for captain pike?makes sense i guess, pike did a full episode that actually aired iirc
>>220249056Tuvix sounds like night cold medicine
>>220258919I allowed myself to fall out of contact with somebody because they told me they loved discovery and picard. They also told me TNG looked boring.Like there's just no way to still respect a person after they tell you that. Utterly disgusting taste
>>220259065It's hard when you learn one of your friends is a pleb
Mr. Paris, set the ship to warp factor 7, but the one they used in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. I want to be back to Earth by dinner time.
>>220258919
>>220258254That's wild. My veins are exactly like that.
>Tuvix bad>Myleelix goodInsaneway indeed.
>nothing of elizabeth janeway but two pictures and some shaky footage remainssmells like federation temporal division. where's the next braxton corpse? i need to make a call
>>220250512Ha, you know you're right.>Picard and Crusher>Riker and Troi>Data and Geordi>WorfNo one is friends with Worf lol.I was going to say Guinan, but she was friends with everyone.
Did the SFPD beat him to death?
>>220259178Even Alexander wasn't Worfs friend
>>220258919I could never take spoonheads seriously with their floppy emo hair
>>220258919>Webm related is my response. I then dabbed on the sissy and did a dougie on his corpse.
>>220258919>>220259365
>>220259008A ghost.
>>220256398VOY writers frequently seem to think a hologram's consciousness is inside the hologram itself and forget/don't realize it's a computer program and the holograms are just interface. Among the few exceptions I can think of are The Thaw and Body and Soul.
>>220259862A “holomatrix” seems to be a tangible thing separate from the computer thoughbeit. And yes that makes hologram sentience far more dubious.
>>220259923>A “holomatrix” seems to be a tangible thing separate from the computer thoughbeit.I know which always came across as>Let's write holograms as if they were androids made of photons and replace "positronic brain" with "holomatrix"which makes no sense. A holodeck character's mind (if it has any) would just be part of the program.
>>220257490>>220257745Why do you keep posting this crap?Don't, nobody cares to see this garbage, and spamming it in every thread is gay.
>>220259862Didn't they have the thing in early seasons where the Doctor phoned the bridge and Janeway talked to him from her chair? And the time he watched Belanna in the shower, I wonder if she peed there ha ha imagine it.
>>220260011>which makes no senseMakes no sense to us scientifically but neither do warp drives.The stated lore is the reality whether you disagree with it or not.
>>220250410Did Janeway have to kill Tuvix with her bare feet though?
>>220249289
>>220259862Red Dwarf did a bit on that sort of thing in The Promised Land. The Cat points out that Rimmer is just a program running on a computer and Rimmer has a sort of meltdown about it.
>>220260313Theater. of. the... MIIIIND!
>>220252279No. You're brainwashed.
>>220260415>>220260443Looks like shit. Even the Kelvin movies looked more like Star Trek than this.
>>220260533which one of the kelvin movies did you like, christian?
>>220259862>>220260497kinda solves the mind/body problem for holograms
