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They should use this as a punishment for petty crimes. Shit would be awesome.
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>>220253796
>when i get banned for replying to an offtopic thread
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>>220253796
yes, and make them watch that shit flick twice for more serious crimes
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>>220253796
damn they really raceswapped roots?
shits getting ridiculous
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Verhoeven tried to create a world that people would reject but people accepted the world from his movie bc it was better than their reality.
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>>220253865
How long have you been in the military?
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>>220253942
0 years. I would never serve Israel but in the movie they don't serve Israel.
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>>220253796
In Singapore they cane you on your butt.
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>>220253986
>in the movie they don't serve Israel.
Anon, I...
>"We must kill all the bugs cause they're occupying planets that are rightfully ours!"
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>>220254005
Based Singaporeans keeping Victorian English traditions alive.
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>>220254005
did you make a powerpoint presentation about this?
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>>220254005
I remember there was a saturday night live bit about this incident. I couldn't find a clip of it but here's the script
https://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93rfay.phtml
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They did 2000 years ago
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>>220254005
Did they finally end up caning that draft dodging nonce that tried claiming religious persecution?
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>>220253865
He didn't understand the book at all, so when he tried to subvert the book, he failed and it just came off as being really fucking cool. He thought the book was fascist and it's genuinely not.
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Would the "if your subordinate fucks up, both you and them get punished with whipping" model that was in the books be effective in reality?
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>>220254103
Both romans and mongols did that on their peak military strength.
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>>220253796
yeah let's make the average pleb prone to sadism
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>>220254005
People would commit crimes just to have this done
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>>220254185
they already are, non-whites doubly so
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>>220253796
You can't do that to women though. Everyone would get boners.
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>>220254025
Nobody is EVER going to mistake you for a brit, Shang.
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>>220254449
"Banter" is the gayest thing in the world. Shut the fuck up
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>>220254449
I was just making a joke, calm down autist.
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>>220254514
it's not, you just suck at it
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>>220254514
CAN'T HANDLE HIS BANTER
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>>220254005
GIWTWM
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In England they used to hang people for sending hateful letters.
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>>220254018
Im not going to sympathize with brain eating bugs no matter how you try to frame it
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the bugs are a metaphor for palestinians. trust me, i have a degree in media literacy.
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>>220254717
From what university?
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>>220254741
The University of "/tv/ threads about twitter screencaps"
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>>220253796
Yes, they should whip people for saying retarded shit on 4chan.
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>don't be for the good looking people that care about each other
>care about the bugs who hate you
Nice try jew I mean Paul
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>>220254018
Yeah, in order to oppose the jew we must invite all bug refugees to live among us. Right.
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>>220254005
>minimum age is 16
Do they livestream the spankings?
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Im not fighting for any army that doesnt allow their soldiers to plunder and rape after a battle.
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>>220254847
>this nigga wants to rape bugs
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>>220254768
>Black dudes should whip people for saying retarded shit on 4chan
Your ideas intrigue me and I should like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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>>220254870
he just wants to look as though there are considerations other than his own spinelessness
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>>220254717
However, I have a degree in death of the author, so I'm afraid that's not the case.
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>>220254895
he's got a point thobeit modern armies just expect you to die for israel and be thankful for the opportunity to do so. at least them medieval soldiers got to get all the loot they could carry and get their dicks wet in return for fighting for baron von shekelstein
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>>220254926
well i have a degree in faggotry & I say this thing I'll never be in danger of having to do personally is BASED
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>>220254961
I'M DOING MY PART
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I just want to watch broccoli heads get blown up by drones. Is that really so bad?
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>>220253820
>catch a 3 day for reporting 1 of the 5 fagtank threads for spam
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>>220254018
>I didn't watch the movie but I have an opinion!
Go back tranny
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>>220255042
>reporting mod protected threads
What did you think was going to happen?
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>>220254695
They used to hang sodomites too faggot.
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>>220254943
It made more sense back when ethnic nationalism wasn't a dirty word.
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>>220253796
In Australia we have either flogging or leg spearing for the majority of crimes, capital offenses you get sent to Van Diemen's Land or Norfolk Island.
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>>220255068
Being randomly crude isn't actually wit or humor
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>>220253820
>>220255059
You'll get banned in off topic thread only when you make posts that agitators, vatnigs and other Global Southerners don't approve of.
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>>220255101
I'm not trying to be witty or funny.
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>>220255093
Why would they bother to send you to an island to hang you?
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>>220255121
What does posting random pointless bullshit accomplish?
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>>220254202
not when its publicly done in the town square for everyone to see their shame and never forget that they're they're the fuck up
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>>220255154
Did you know that people who sent hateful letters in England used to be hanged?
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>>220254100
It's always the same bullshit with those subversive faggots. Let's make Archie Bunker a crazed racist bastard. The country loves him. Lets make a loveable hippy family try to raise a selfish conservative Reaganoics son. The country loves the kid. Over and over and over. They will just never win. lol
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>>220254100
>>220255177
It's even funnier, by his own admission Verhoeven only went through first chapter, because it mentions that it was a government of bureaucrats and rootless people who only cared about endless gibs that collapsed society, and that was enough to send him into a spiral of butthurt.
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die for israel goy, don't you know retarded animals sent an asteroid from the other side of the galaxy into new yo- I mean buenos aires? Just obey your telepathic superiors.
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>>220255408
Shouldn't you be soaking up drones in Ukraine?
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>>220255408
Are lefties really this antisemitic these days?
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>>220255068
Ok tough closeted homosexual guy, you can be gay no one is going to hurt you mr gay guy.
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>>220255493
no, because I'm not a retard who jumps at the chance to be turned into ground beef like all the retards who think the starship troopers society is desirable
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>>220255530
More like the Russian army won't take trannies either.
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>>220255542
is that the latest kike hasbara you retarded fag fucks can come up with?
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>>220255580
Why do you care about being drafted? You're too skinny or too fat or too schizophrenic or too old. Just go to pol and cry about Israel since you've obviously never even seen the movie you're supposed to be discussing.
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>>220255621
here we can see the yid trying to shame men into joining up to die: "only the cool and smart and strong can serve, you wouldn't even be considered". by the way faggot, I've seen the movie, it's about an idiotic militaristic state trapped in a forever war against a primitive enemy because of a giant terror attack that shouldn't have been possible, where young men and women are killed by the truckload and the whole society is ruled by a secret intelligence service with psychic powers. If you think it's a good thing then you are grade-A goycattle.
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People's lives must be very empty to get their kicks from posting retarded incendiary shit just so someone will talk to them
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>>220253796
Move to Singapore, nigga.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_law_of_Singapore
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>>220253820
if it makes you feel any better anti-white racism is pretty much a guaranteed 3 day on 4chan
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>>220255957
It's really not. I've been to /pol/ and /int/ and /sp/.
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>>220253796
Pirating movies is also a petty crime. No doubt OP and others ITT are guilty of it.
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>>220253796
That's a bit much for petty crimes. The pillory or the stocks would be more appropriate.
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My legal system:
Divide men into a plebeian and patrician class. The patrician class can be entered by a combination of military service, vouchers by other patricians, vouchers by a priest, and passing of tests. Once in patrician class, almost no laws apply, but men are expected to conduct themselves as becomes gentlemen.
Plebeians face strict but simple laws. Minor crimes result in hard labor or beatings. Severe anti social crimes lead to death. There are no prisons but there are holding cells. There are no police in patrician areas but there are over plebeians.
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>>220255019
>behold-the-mastterace.jpg
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>>220253826
>shit flick
shit taste
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>>220255156
>haha oh no I'm gonna be publicly humiliated how awful haha
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>>220256284
>Gone, too, are the parish stocks, in which offenders against public morality formerly sat imprisoned, with their legs held fast beneath a heavy wooden yoke, while sundry small but fiendish boys and girls improved the occasion by deliberately pulling off their socks and shoes and tickling the soles of their defenseless feet."[7]
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>>220253796
Public, corporeal punishment and public executions would curb crime in the United States sooner than you could say blueberry pie.
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>>220253796
I've shared a room in hostel with a dude that had horrific scars on his back, clearly from flogging. Dude was pretty anti-catholic and mentioned having a shit dad so I suspect childhood abuse, but he also spent a few months on exchange in Iran. I never asked about them.
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>>220253796
I support this, I also support a knife getting thrown at your hand for shitposting.
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>>220256551
>The anonymous user cannot shitpost, if you disable his hand
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>>220253796
They still do in some parts of the world
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>>220253796
They should use this as a punishment for naughty schoolgirls.
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>>220253796
Singapore?
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>>220253796
YO NAME IS JONNY *whipcrack*
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>>220255408
Leftists be like
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>>220255659
>attack that shouldn't have been possible
According to your tranny friends on reddit? How's Hasan doing these day? Electrocuting more dogs?
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>>220254053
Yeah, I remember that too. Norm was the one giving the smacks.
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>>220256913
>bugs sent an asteroid 10 million lightyears to pinpoint strike argentina despite bugs not being depicted to have any sort of advanced technology beyond plasma cannons and there were no dancing israelis
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>>220253796
Live stream lashings punishment for thieves, rapists, child abusers and murderers would be fuckin based
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>>220257785
>beyond plasma cannons
Care to explain why do bugs have orbital plasma cannons? Do they pick fruit hanging in low orbit with them?
Why are leftards so obsessed with damage controlling for bugs? No wonder you are okay with rape gangs, murder and theft.
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>>220253796
>I'M FROM ARGENTINA I'M A "CHEW" "BOWLUD O" "PIB A"
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>>220255250
That's not the first chapter of the book.
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>>220258188
the bugs make no sense, they're most likely bioweapons created by the psychic glowniggers. you have to be retarded if you think that a species of feral animals with one energy weapon can be a threat towards a spacefaring industrialized civilization. you are literally the dumbest fucking goycattle in the universe to believe that a species which hasn't even demonstrated the wheel could send a faster than light asteroid TEN MILLION LIGHTYEARS WITH PINPOINT PRECISION. This is in a satirical movie about a propaganized total war state which is totally built around having an enemy to fight and you still take it at face value. The point is that you don't need to die in retarded wars for israel.
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Getting closer to it. Citizens can now be punished under Military law even if they aren't in the military.
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>>220254018
Anon, I...
What is this schizo babble you keep posting and projecting?
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>>220256896
explain
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>>220256256
>vouchers by a priest
LMAO
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>let's send thousands of young, capable people to fight useless bugs which we could nuke from orbit... because they sent an asterorid which we could have destroyed 30 times over before it even entered the solar system, so we can conquer a planet that's 99% desert
God why I can't I live in this utopian society
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>>220259258
An excellent reddit wall, but Bernie still lost, Mahmoud was deported and bugs will be sprayed.
Any more conspiracy theories? Btw bugs have colony on Mars, tourist nigger.
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Listening to the commentary it's obvious how much Ed Neumeyer had to tard rangle Verhoeven. I also noticed you guys are doing that thing where you forget what a director does. The Starship Troopers movie script was by Ed Neumeyer and called "Bug Hunt at Outpost 13". I eagerly await this being mentioned in the next few threads until you all forget or the llm that runs this shithole resets or whatever.
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>>220259376
It is a visual graph of ingroup preferences by political leanings based on a research a while ago. It shows how much you care about world around you, you are in the middle, right next to you is your closest family, then extended family etc. The very outward circle is basically a space dust.
Leftards are the only group who have this heat map reversed, thus the picture, someone just added hot babe and a bug because it perfectly fits.
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>>220256896
This is a great fucking image lmao
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>>220253796
what if le criminals just get turned on though?
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>>220253796
True. And increase the number for subsequent similar crimes. Jail would be overkill for petty crimes and a fine or an ankle monitor isn't punishment. This movie has a lot of good ideas actually
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>>220259599
funny how every thread about Starship Troopers winds up being about "media literacy" and left/right nonsense and almost never the actual film.

I'm convinced 99% of you have never watched the movie:
>because they sent an asterorid
The bugs didn't send the asteroid. The asteroid is the one that Denise Richards bumps into when she reroutes her ship through uncharted (or whatever) space. The Federation obviously isn't going to be monitoring uncharted/empty space. When this asteroid arrives from nowhere, they decide to use it as sort of a false flag to blame the bugs. That's it.

I am 100% right about this, if you disagree you are a goober.
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>>220259927
Actually, you'll remember she optimized the startship's course without permission because they were avoiding the asteroid. It's more proof and the fact that it's never mentioned is retarded.
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>>220253796
The most common petty crime is when employers tarry on releasing wages to their employees.

Does anyone actually believe that these people would be the ones receiving the majority of all canings and whippings?
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>>220259927
>winds up being about "media literacy" and left/right nonsense
>immediately rolls out leftie conspiracy theory about false flag

Every single time.
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>>220260383
>The most common petty crime is when employers tarry on releasing wages to their employees.
More common than homeless people stealing shopping carts? Somehow I doubt it.
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>>220260451
There's a little brake on the wheel the keep you from taking it out of the parking lot
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>>220260491
>There's a little brake
They break those.
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>>220260451
Definitely more common than that. I'd say that wage theft is more common than all other 'petty crimes' put together.
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>>220254100
Rico is also Filipino in the books isn't he? Which is weird since they're in Argentina or something. I know Carl just gets off-screened and his character doesn't accomplish anything. Also, Dizzy was a boy and dies in the first chapter. Those were the main things i remember.
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>>220260627
From the court's point of view it's only worth prosecuting when there's multiple victims over years.
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>>220260764
Yeah, he's a Flip. It's not even revealed until the very end. I suppose that's the beauty of it - it doesn't really matter what race Johnny is and Heinlein only reveals it at the very end by way of saying Rico's mother tongue is Tagalog, and I'd wager people reading at the time could have it go over their heads.

If you pay attention to the names the cast in the book is fairly diverse - after all, the MI training regiment has recruits from the whole planet; Rico noted a few of the recruits didn't speak English when they arrived at Camp Curry and it wasn't uncommon.
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>>220255156
There's fags who do worse to each other in public already.
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>>220254695
Now you just get sent to jail for it.
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>>220260491
>There's a little brake on the wheel the keep you from taking it out of the parking lot
How would that work lol
That little brake exist so your cart doesn't roll away while you're getting the juice from the top shelf.
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>>220253796
Lashing permanently damages your back muscles. It's cripples you for life.
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>>220261300
There's a big line around the supermarket, once you cross that line with the cart it automatically activates. You can probably guess how ineffective it works
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>>220261355
Yes, but is it effective?
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>>220261392
I don't believe that for a second.

Sounds like something you'd tell your kids so they don't run off with it.
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>>220255019
Pee-Wee No!
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>>220261426
What a weird thing to be willfully ignorant about, there are several ways including a simple painted line or an electronic chip.
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>>220255019
Is that Max Landis?
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>>220260092
yeah her optimization of the course took her INTO the uncharted space where the asteroid was harmlessly floating through. I haven't seen the movie in years and I will not rewatch it right now to confirm, I remain adamant in my belief that I am correct.

>>220260418
>immediately rolls out leftie conspiracy theory about false flag
If the bugs were capable of either sending or redirecting asteroids through space with enough accuracy to hit a city, and not the 70% of the Earth's surface made of water, why would they send just ONE asteroid? Why hit Buenos fucking Aires of all places? Idk if false flag is the right word but the fact they failed to detect and intercept a floating rock would've been unacceptable don't you think? Therefore, ergo, ipso facto lorem ipsum the Federation government had to blame the bugs for it. It's that simple.
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>>220262048
She says, if I remember, something about a more optimal course than the one they were set. That is suggestive to me but I could be reading into it.
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>>220261426 magnets or rf activates a brake on the wheel. This is not some bladerunner level tech jfc
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>>220254005
They're doing this to me tomorrow
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>>220256438
Based and Heinlein-pilled.
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>>220254018
This.
Israel is doing the right thing by blowing up and occupying Gaza, because Palis are as bad if not worse than giant brain-eating bugs.
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>>220256046
yes, and I will confess and accept my punishment on the day that the attractive female whipper is working
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>>220256438
this. fuck life sentences, they're only good for the prison industrial complex to milk money off people who are better off shot and dumped in a ditch.
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>>220261355
better not do crime then
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>>220261796
>>220262305
Guess it's an american thing.

Still sounds fucking stupid.
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>>220255957
not in my experience
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>>220262827
Or some leftist judge lets them out
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>>220262048
They do all the time hence the lunar defense ring. Did you watch the movie?
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Getting flogged probably sucks ass but having your back all chewed up looks pretty fucking cool, can't lie.
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>>220266128
>Did you watch the movie?
>"I will not rewatch it right now to confirm, I remain adamant in my belief that I am correct."

I don't recall the lunar defence ring or any mention of the bugs previously sending rocks to Earth, provide me with a timestamp of when this is mentioned.
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>>220253820
>saying "nigger" on /v/ or /tv/ when that one faggot janny is on cooldown between fap threads
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>>220255118
>vatnigs
What is a vatnig? Is that a slur for Catholics?
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>>220255250
>It's even funnier, by his own admission Verhoeven only went through first chapter, because it mentions that it was a government of bureaucrats and rootless people who only cared about endless gibs that collapsed society, and that was enough to send him into a spiral of butthurt.
Where'd you hear that?
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>>220266191
In the modern era it wouldn't be a terrible punishment because we have advanced medicine. But getting flogged before antiseptic, before painkillers, when hygiene was generally horrible? Even chance of dying from infection and spending weeks in complete misery even if you didn't.
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>>220267863
Been there lmao.
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>>220267863
real
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>>220268416
It's still bad.
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>>220268482
But it's completely survivable and very likely won't cripple you. It's just pain, temporary pain. It sucks, but it happens, then it's over.
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>>220253796
>They should use this as a punishment for petty crimes. Shit would be awesome.
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>>220261426
This has existed for decades.
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>>220268143
It's a portmanteau of vatnik and nigger. If you don't know what a vatnik is, simply go to /k/ and look for any thread about soviet-era tanks or guns. Or go to /pol/ and find a ukraine war thread. Plenty of examples of the type.



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