Why are they trying to force this as a Christmas franchise?
>>220254457You can't just make a factual statement by asking a question.
Hard to tell if that Harry Potter is a boy or a short haired lesbian
>>220254457Because they're trying to replace Christianity with Black Magic
>>220254457Alert azkaban! One of their prisoners is missing
(most) of the actors look too eerily similar to the original cast that this looks like an AI image.
>>220254457wow it really looks like shit
>>220254457Why not? After all, they've been successfully forcing it into our theaters and homes for 25+ years despite it being the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>220254631>1984>Ayn Rand>a good bookThis chart was made by a 15 year old who think he's an enlightened reader because he reads book tier lists and reading guides from /lit/. He probably has never read Tolkein or Oscar Wilde. He needs internet gratification to construct his """taste""". He is a slave, and so are you.
>>220254457Are kids excited about this remake or is just for the most autistic bookfags?
>>220254701what kids?the only people who care are millennials
>>220254631> Notes from the Underground, a low tier story> American Pastoral AND Ayn Rand in God Tieropinion rejected
>>220254744>only people who care are millennialsmost millennials seem to be absolutely meh about it, some even disgusted by it
I have zero interest. Most people, even zoomers, have living memory of growing up with the original films. Nobody asked for a reboot. Nobody will watch the reboot.
>>220254631classic pasta
>>220254671>>220254749every time...
That poor Indian girl. They're really going to destroy her life instead of just casting a white actress?
>>220254457More like why does everything look EXACTLY like the old movies but with dull lighting?
>>220254457Soulless
>>220254565Everyone else looks like a cheap knockoff of the original except Snape who is so egregiously race-swapped he looks ridiculously out of place
>>220254631This pasta is dumb because Chris Columbus' direction of the first 2 movies was fucking immaculate
>>220254457a better question would be why is snape black
>>220254671Seethe, moocher
>>220255088Magic, ain't gonna explain shit cracka
>>220254558What demons are worshipped in HP?Rowling's magic is basically supernatural autism. You are born with It, you can do calculus in your head and remember Sonic OCs from Geocities.
>>220254457Christmas is generally the most consoomer-heavy time of year.
>>220254631>dullest franchise poster takes a break>comes back and baits newfags like nothing changed
>>220254631Thoughts about Ulysses? A man that I respect a lot is obsessed about that book. I've heard it's a hard read though
I remember when HBO was coolIt was very high class to have HBO in czechia
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>>220254457Mostly because it gives parents something to sit their kids in front of the TV with their iPads while they day drink and bake.
>>220254457>And Harry Potter...and all his little friends...went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft!Yaaayyyy
>>220254457because there's always a christmas scene in the books and movies and a lot of millennial roastie retards will watch the films around christmas because they have time off and the films have christmas scenes
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>>220254671>>220254749After 25 yearsBrother 25 years I don't get tired of finding more newfagsI just love that pasta is so effective
>>220254457Snape is black and Hermione has become Indian. How the fuck do they do these castings with a straight face? I would’ve liked to have seen amore faithful adaptation of the books, but I can’t bring myself to watch it like this.What’s next, white Blade? Asian Superman?
>>220256543>Snape is black and Hermione has become Indian.And harry is a girl
