It's insane how hot Marisa Tomei is in My Cousin Vinny. That hair, those outfits, that sassy attitude in that over-the-top accent? Fuggedaboutit!Also the movie is pretty damn good too.
>hotThat's not the word. Someone cooked your mind and you allowed it.
>>220255941>being gay
>>220255508She looks incredibly pretty in that scene from your shot. The rest of the movie she wears a ton of makeup and I don't like her at all.Pretty women shouldn't use makeup, it's like putting the cheapest ketchup on top of a fine steak.
>>220255941Anon, you might be better served watching the filmography of Billy Herrington.
>>220255508the bodysuit...
>>220255941you're a faggot
>>220255941>le born in le wrong generation
>>220255996Not that I disagree with your overall sentiment, but I don't think I'd call this a ton of make-up, she's got the dark eyeliner and mascara and the bold lipstick, and obviously some powder, but this looks pretty tasteful to me.
>>220255508She was cute back then, but she's much hotter now.
>>220256201I definitely still would, but you're wrong, she was way fucking hotter back then, with her soft, smooth skin.
In Untamed Heart Christian Slater is a deranged autist, stalker, breaker and enterer(probably to steal her panties because that's what I would do) with a baboon heart who saves Marisa from getting raped by rowdies and they fall in love. And she is so unbelievably beautiful it hurts. If you don't fall in love you are a gay robot. It's on Tubi
Go to bed, George Costanza.
>>220255508MCV Tomei and The Nanny Drescher threesomedear god
>>220256330I would have to include Janice from Friends (also in an episode of Seinfeld). She had thick lustrous hair (but you could still get your hand out of it if you wanted to.) but yeah she had a killer body in that episode.
>>220256364Janice is just pure sex in those early seasons when she's dating Chandler.
>>220256286That I think is the thing I miss most about having a woman in the house, is them walking around with no pants on. Everything else is great obviously, but just the constant bare legs is really nice, and also sometimes they bend over and you just get to enjoy their shapely ass staring back at you.
>>220256380As a kid I thought she was The Nanny as well, which I don't think is that bad of a mixup for a kid.
>>220255508my question is how did vinny bag-o-bones get with such a dame?
>>220255508>>220256330>>220256380You have a med fever thing going I can relate
>>220256016>Billy HerringtonIronically, he wasn't gay.
>>220255941hellow old guy from 1890s
>>220256556I'm at the stage in my life when I genuinely want to breed a woman and I think Italian would be a good genetic match.
>>220256016liikng billy and thinking marira tomei is hot aren't mutally exclusive
>>220256539Confidence
>>220256978Yes they're the hottest
>>220257154I'm not that other Anon, but I agree; too much makeup is kinda a turn-off.
>>220257154You sully this Marisa Tomei thread with this repellent kardashioid gutter whore. Shame
>>220256424it was intentional but friends writers were not brave enough to have straight up parodies of seinfeld and nanny so they stuck to snide references like these, that's why janice is more than any other arc guest is an empty mean spirited caricature
>>220255941What's with the faggots around these parts?
It's a shame The Nanny was shot on tape and not film. So if you want HD shots of Fran in the role you have to rely on publicity shots like pic related.
>>220255508
>>220256539Many beautiful women choose a partner (not a fuck buddy but a real partner) based on their early upbringing and what's familiar and comfortable to them rather than absolute physical attractiveness. For better or worse. This is the greatest insight you will receive today, and one you don't deserve.
>>220258002thanks dad
>>220258282Get a job, son.
>>220257154Barren femcels calling themselves MILFs is stolen valor.
>>220256556
>>220255508I honestly think she only became hotter as she got older and I'm not into milfs or gilfs or like any weird shit at all.
>>220255508>NOW I AX YA: Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the sunuvabitch who shot ya was wearin'?!
>>220257879>The woman in the dunesWhat did she mean by this?
>>220255941You are the reason why people hate homosexuals.
ohh Marissa Tomei!
Enhance
>>220260182jeebus cripes
why did they cast a hot gilf as aunt may
>>220256148>the bodysuit...
>>220255508George Costanza and Vinnie hit that
>>220255508Obligatory "The Wrestler" mention.
>>220256286Hey guys. What's up?
>>220257154Looks like a cartoon character.
>>220255941>faggot jeet telling someone how to speak EnglishLOL. LMAO even.
>>220260265I'd shot web all over that.
>>220257879> Aunt May?
>>220255508I've always been relative unattracted to Italian women. Something about them is soulless. I can see objectively that Marissa Tomei is beautiful, but something about the Italian antisoul keeps me from being attracted to her.
>>220255941I bet when the person that said that to you said it, it sounded smarter or was appropriate. You need to be over 18 to post here you stupid child, fuck off.
>>220263855> been relative unattracted> the Italian antisoulcomment from India
>>220263855>I've always been gay Ok.
>>220263901Because I typed too fast and didn't say relatively? Pure Western Euro stock American, faggot.>>220263922Not true. Maybe it's because of the Italian cousins I have that are so fucking annoying, or all the obsessions with gangster movies making Italian women so vile and gross.
>>220256947body temp always rises when ppl get turned on or fuck so I bet heat and hotness was associated with passion love and sex for all of time
>>220263995>Relatives are stupid>Whole country is shitHas it ever crossed your mind they're retarded because they share the same DNA as you?
>>220263855lel...lmao even.
>>220264043and an icy glance or cold demeanor was always a thing>>220263995Not Northern? Ewwww! ngmi! jk
>>220263995
>>220263855Are you a fucking alien or something?
>>220264065They are stupid because of the unrelated genes from the unrelated parent, you dumbass.>>220264067Soulless eyes.>>220264076I'm not sad or mad or seething. I even said Marisa Tomei is objectively beautiful.>>220264101Nope. I have just always been very aware of ethnicity since I was a baby. I have always noticed the soullessness in Italian eyes.
>>220264163> Soulless eyes.> Marisa Tomei is objectively beautiful.
>>220264163Yes, it couldn't be possible that you're both thick as shit and lack the self awareness to realise.
>>220264163>Soulless eyes.She is an angel.
>>220255508When she won the oscar people were actually furious lolNow Billie eilish has two oscars
>>220264325>Now Billie eilish has two oscarsNot for acting.
>>220264163ayy lmao this bitch a alien!!! git em'!!!
>>220263995>>220264163> not mad or seething> replying to every comment he disagrees with, with a "dumbass" or "faggot"
>>220264710Wrong. That was only to the comments that called me jeet and stupid.
>>220256556shes fat and annoys me but i like the video where shes practically ass-to-assing with the lesbian
>>220256286>sweater>no visible pants>big socks
>>220265850They call you stupid because you've proven so with your conduct in this thread. You don't even have the self awareness to realise. I feel sorry for any poor bastards that need to work with you>Be Jeety McShitforbrains>Fuck up everything I come into contact with>Act like a condescending prick when I have mistakes pointed out to me>Be too retarded to ever realise I'm the problem>Live in ignorant blissSeriously mate, I fucking hate people like you. Just die
>>220257154Looks like a mask from the Twilight Zone. Some girls are just fuckin broken.
>>220264394Fuck off billie you billionaire cunt
>>220255508She looks so fucking cute in the scene where they wake up from the owl screeching outside. She looks makeup less and her hair is all messy. Wish I had a pic
Her sex scenes in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead were outstanding.
>>220255508Jerked my dick raw to her after watching this on HBO.
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>>220260265Because they're retarded. May should literally be a Grandma
>>220263853“You know, we’re not blood related.”
>>220257781Pretty decent movie except for Stallone and his marble mouth dialog. I give him props for trying to do this but he just can't do banter. Same problem with his role in Demolition Man. But Marisa is a cutie in Oscar with her well-rounded dipthongs. LOL
>>220268116>hot tight Italians
