How many historical epics did we miss on because Ridley had to turn Napoleon into a cuck?
The directors cut is not bad
Like 1 because nobody makes them anymore. Name me on cancelled historical film from the last 5 years.. I'll hold my breath.
>>220256712Wasn't napoleon a cuck in real life? His wife fucked other men
Ridley is salting the earth for future historical movies with his garbage. He was never able to tell a story but his films at least used to look good. Now he has no redeeming qualities.
>>220257083In what way? It's the just more of the same shit. How would that be improvement over anything in the theatrical.
>>220257307HemorrhoidsI like Napoleon's hemorrhoids
>>220257083its still slop. i dont even expect perfect historical accuracy as to the events of battles like austerlitz and waterloo, but ridley scott didnt even get the dart on the board. he didnt even hit the wall. he threw the dart and hit someone behind him in the eye socket. then he shit his pants and got kicked out of the bar. thats how bad it was.
>>220257307genuinely this>>220257275Interestingly, Ridley Scott left out the biggest cuckshit out.>when Napoleon went to Egypt>one of his officers' wives stowaway, because she didn't want to be away from her husband>in Egypt, Napoleon got the word that Josephine was cheating on him>about the same time, the officer's wife was discovered>Napoleon sent the officer on a suicide mission, so he could seduce his wives, meanwhile>then he sent Josephine letter where he bragged about it, hoping to make her jealous
>>220257083It's also not good. If you're going to make a film about a guy who conquered Europe perhaps make it less cucky..
Idk is it really that hard to admit that Napoleon had bad taste in women?
>Commodus a bitch>Joker raped>Napoleon cuckedWill Joaquino ever stops?
>>220257275Welcome to real world, virgin. People fuck around. Both Napoleon and her wife.
Jesus' girlfriend was a prostitute, Genghis Khan's wife was kidnapped and impregnated with the enemy's child, and yet their legacy remains unshaken.I wouldn't mind if Napoleon was a cocu.
>>220257083Fuck off Ridley cuck.
>>220257412Napoleon never sent her a letter about his infidelities, but he did become more open about it after getting redpilled on women.
>>220257551After fucking over 30 women (which isn't even much, there are a lot of guys with over 100 lays) you realise what a meme sex is and how it's not much different from eating a great meal. Definitely not some ultimate question of pride and honour. That's just men, who don't have a lot of experience about it, thinking that it's more magical than it actually is.
>>220257551The difference is Napoelon was a manchild cuck in every scene of this film
>>220256712>>220257083>>220257133>>220257275>>220257292>>220257307Were you there, mates? Were you there?
>>220258033Then why not make him insanely based and charismatic?
>>220256712I think the most unintentionally funny and the most insulting scene in the movie has nothing to do with Josephine.Can you imagine the absolute brexit geezer mindset of a person that would write a scene where a French person would compliment bong food? Me neither because the movie is written by an American.
>>220257942Tbf women who cheat on their men are most often ready to end the relationship. It's the women who make it so magical because they can't differ sex from emotions.
>>220257133easy
>>220258144The full English breakfast is superior to the French. Bacon/eggs/sausages vs Croissants and jam? No contest.
>>220259416>The full English breakfast is superior to the FrenchThanks for your input, brexit geezer. Now read the rest of the posts where this is supposed to be pronounced by a French emperor.
>>220257551> fake story about Jesus> genghis khans pregnant wife got raped How is this related to a wife actively cheating. Also ghengis khan had 9 kids with inheritance rights but like 500 concubines where the kids of that union didn't count.
>>220256712wasnt he italian anyways?
>>220257480no, only your gf, with BBCs. you are a cuck
>>220257480Napoleon was a tranny? Tell me more
>>220258144Why must us bonybros suffer these indignities? When will a frenchman do a napoleon movie and make him a hero and not a sad gay cuck?
>>220257275That was a weird relationship from the start
>Shoots cannon at pyramids>whoopsy daisy >Shoots cannon at red square >welp these things happen>shoots cannon at notre dame >heh this is awkward Bravo Noland
>>220261380Napoleon is one of the only characters the Japanese didn't make into a woman in Fate Grand Order. That means he's a horsecock gigachad.
>>220261571woah woah, mate, first of all, were you there?second of all, media literacy, much? did you expect a 200 million dollar Napoleonic Wars movie to have the actual Battle of the Pyramids? Do you not understand the symbolic brilliance of him firing on a pyramid and just chuddie shuffle away LIKE A BAWS!?
>>220257275>His wife fucked other menHe married a post-wall stacy. He knew what he was getting into.
>>220261309>>220262595Virgins.>>220262570That's not how the use the term media literacy lmao.
Why is Napoleon viewed negatively anyway?>military genius>destroyed the old feudal system in France>replaced hereditary rule with meritocracy that allowed talented individuals to make something of themselves>legal and administrative reforms are the foundation of every modern state>neutralized the influence of papists over the government>transferred land from papists to the peasants where it could be used productively>spread the ideals of the French Revolution across EuropeThe people who didn't like Napoleon back then were inbred tax evading parasites who dressed like bad Elton John impersonators.
>>220263387Because he was only like 5'11" which makes him a giant in his era. What a manlet! He should have looksmaxxed more! That's also why hitler was so mad it's cuz he was a jew with a small penis and he was gay! Also all the White people in history were gay but secretly hetero and black.
Sad to think he once made this. Why can't boomers just retire and stop ruining everything?
>>220263387Likely because of the millions of people he killed in his campaigns. Dumbass.
>>220263533They wouldn't have died in the inbred feudalists had just left France alone
>>220263533Napoleon rules you suck.
I really don't understand Ridley Scott. He's capable of producing kino but he's put out so much trash
>>220263533FAFO>>220263387Imagine being a serf to a fucking literal gaylord... I am glad I am born in glocks and fast car times
>>220256712Trying to watch the orginal movie and it is full of missing sequences.
I think of all the things wrong with this film the audacity to try and fit his entire life into a film of any reasomable or slightly unreasonable length is the worst. Even Waterloo was pressed for time and it was only a film about a singular battle. It's like a tiktok reel of Napoleon sketches because it has to keep going just to fit
>>220263387Because he was proto hitler with the conquering thing
>>220263387Napoleon was Hitler but based for BTFO of nepotistic faggot retards of the monarchies. Cucks that say that why should go back to that don't understand how bad it was back then
>>220257275Napoleon also fucked many women cucking Josephine's back as well. He only got with her due to nobility, nepo reasons and cause she was a rich older widow.
>that scene where he Jokester runs through the palaceThis shit was unintentionally hilarious
>>220263387Because he opposed brits who convinced the americans that he was le bad, it's all propaganda
>>220257275You just have to read his letters to Josephine.he was a huge cuck
>>220265586it was complicated but they had feelings for each other while both fucking other people so no he wasn't a cuck
When did cuck become such a lazy insult in the modern day?
