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Why don't they make kino like this anymore?
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uhm sweetie, that looks like toxic masculinity to me. we're not doing that anymore. If you want to bring Commando back, he's going to have to be giving out his bussy at least twice in the movie.
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>>220257304
Jason Statham stars in similar movies about once every 3 months.
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>>220258000
They don't hit like 80's action schlock
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>>220257304
Because there are no more action stars left except The Rock, and he's getting old, too.
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>>220258000
Statham is alright but he doesn't have the presence and charisma 'Negger has, he just doesn't compare, 'Negger is larger than life, he's like a fucking greek god, no one has come even close to emulating him
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>>220258000
I would rather rewatch Jingle All the Way a dozen times before watching another Statham flick
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>>220257304

I said we would make kino last.

I lied.
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>>220258000
Nah, statham movies are also dead serious
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>>220258000
Statham is practically a twink compared to Arnold. Fuck off.
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>>220257304
I watched this last night too.
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>>220257304
sadly the technology had been lost to time, like the knowledge required to build housing or economy cars
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>>220257304
Men are not allowed to be men in judaised society.
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>>220258592
What are some other examples of lost technology?
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Statham slop cant compare. Arnie action movies were somehow based in reality while also being completely unreal. Maybe it's because Arnie was so huge himself, it was all like "sure, ofc nobody can kill him". Arnie movies are so comfy and so 80s. Statham had some great comfy movies too, like "The Bank Job", but those weren't action.

I also don't get people comparing The Rock to Arnie, The Rock is like a B movie star to me.
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I just revisited Double Impact.

KINO
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>>220257304
you know why
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>>220257304
The people who direct and write these type of movies don't exist in Hollywood anymore.
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>>220260470
they got rid of the last jew in hollywood that cared about making kino that people wanted to watch.
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>>220260594
imagine giving a shit about this sleezebag diddling hollywood cunts lmao we didn't know how good we had it.
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>>220258873
>The Rock is like a B movie star to me.
He could have been the new Arnie if he hadn't been too caught up in himself and his brand
If he had let his parts become brands, rather than making them THE ROCK AS, he might have got somewhere
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>>220257304
They do, but you dont watch them.
>>220260470
They do, im one of them.
>>220261400
Pretty much this, he went for the big payout over building career.
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>>220258082
The rock has the charisma of a chair and he's bald.
>>220258091
Statham is a cool dude but he's not huge like Arnold was and he's bald. I genuinely think Alan Ritchson could fill the gap left by Schwarzenegger.
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>>220261812
That dude is a fucking queer. Ahhnold was a mans man that fucked hot and ugly women he didn't give a fuck as long as he was always cumming
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>>220258857
Flight to the Moon.
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>>220257304
Amazon and Netflix keeps shitting movies out like this. Extraction 1 and 2 is like this.
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>>220262042
soulless garbage that can't capture the magic of 80's cocaine fueled action flicks.
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>>220257304
lol because of nigger soundtracks and nobody can compose good music anymore. I haven't seen this movie in 20 years and I can hear the steel drum and saxophone just by looking at this image.
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>>220259451
He used Kylie Minogue as a cock puppet.
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>>220258037
The Transporter 2 did.
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>>220262301
Who hasn’t?
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>>220257304
>Why don't they make kino like this anymore?
because America went down hill, no one would believe it anymore. Those movies were all about how great and powerful and free America was and were successful because of it.
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>>220258857
They should've asked the Krauts. Their crematorium technology was way more advanced than theirs and that was back in the 1930s/1940s.

Allegedly, any way.
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>>220262117
Its the same shit you are just older now
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>>220260594
You hate women so much you have reverse uno'd yourself into believing that Harvey isn't the exact reason that oscarbait movies exist.
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>>220262117
>>220262620
I would say the scene in Extraction 2 where the guys shoots the helicopter down while standing on the train is up there with anything from an 80's action movie.
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>>220257304
let off some steam, Bennett
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>>220257304
man I miss Arnold, Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris action slop. Honorable mention Jackie Chan.
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>>220257304
Arnold only made commando because Stallone did Rambo
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>>220264238
Rambo 2 came out the same year so I doubt it. The first movie is nothing like Commando.
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>>220260594
Name ONE film this guy produced that wasn't degenerate slop.
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>>220264344
Rambo 2 was filmed in 1984
Commando was fimed like a month before the premiere of rambo 2
Arnold was absolutely obsessed with Stallone because he was a bigger star in the 80s
It wasn't until early 90s when Arnold started mogging Stallone
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>>220258000
Statham is a manlet.
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>>220264605
Arnold became the biggest movie star in Hollywood with Predator in 1987.
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>>220264668
Wasn't even in the top films of 1987
First Arnold movie that made real money was twins
Then total recall made a lot of money and then of course terminator 2 which was the highest grossing film of 1991
Stallone basically lost in the 90s
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>>220264822
Back then it was video rentals that made the money, lots of flops became cult classics when they went to video. Predator and Conan the Barbarian is what made him a household name which in turn gave him a lot of recognition with his previous movies. Terminator 2 was his peak.
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>>220257304
Heroic white men are fascism coded.



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