Happy Star Wars Day, everyone. May the Fourth be with you. Please watch The Mandolorian And Grogu in theaters, I've got a fucking family to feed.
>>220260242>I've got a fucking family to feed.You should’ve thought about that before you had eight children with your wife, Ranjeet.
>>220260242>mando dies. disney is done with him>bo katan becomes the new girlboss of star wars. rey has been rejected and ahsoka cant do it because she's not human>grogu makes his way to a force user to cement himself as the face of star wars for the next 900 years of canonthere, you can skip it now
All the trailers look terrible. It's all looks very campy. I think they made it bad on purpose. The only audience they can hope to get are people who will hate watch it and rage about it on youtube.
>>220260297While I enjoyed the clone wars, Ahsoka fatigue is real. She should have died during order 66.
>>220260337Based. Couldn't agree more. I loved the Clone Wars and I loved the pre-Disney version of Ahsoka when she was still a cute child. And yeah, she should've died during Order 66. The more Jedi survivors keep suddenly appearing, the more Order 66 becomes like the holocau$t (another fictional event).
>>220260337>THE COMPLETE PURGE OF THE JEDI>except for this one>and this one>and this one>and this one
I'll be playing battlefront 2 (2005) tomorrow and would only watch this slop if you paid me $100 to do so
>>220260242Even though I abhor Disney Star Wars and never watch any streaming slop, I have to admit to kind of wanting to watch the Mando movie just in case it might be slopkino. If it's slopkino, it would be a good way to pass some time. lol
It's crazy that a Star Wars movie is dropping this month and literally no one is talking about it. I'm pretty sure my friends don't even know it's releasing this year.I'm predicting this shit will bomb so hard that Disney will go full panic mode and revert to the only strategy that ever worked for them, which was remaking A New Hope and doing fan service porn for the OT fans. They're 100% gonna do The Force Awakens for the prequel crowd after this bombs
>>220260242If you work for D*sney I don't care about your family.
>>220260540This is a problem that existed long before Disney.
>>220262368>The Force Awakens for the prequel crowd after this bombsA live action Clone Wars movie?
>PLEASE WATCH OUR LEFTIST PROPAGANDA
>>220262423I have never watched that shit but sure. Basically it will be lightsaber porn for the drooling retards who think the series peaked with the Darth Maul fight in the Phantom Menace. Just endless scenes of cartoonish lightsaber action mashed together with some kind of half assed political espionage plot in the republic
>>220262423I wouldn't mind a neo noir live-action Cad Bane spin-off film. Cad Bane is one of my favourite prequel-era characters.
>>220260242>may 22ohy god I have to be exposed to the fucking crap for another month
>>220262529The Glup Awakens
>>220260242Fuck you, Pedro. You and your boyfriend couldn't pay me to watch this shit. Star Wars is dead. The fun is gone. Wokeness killed it.
>>220260659comfy game
>>220262498Terrible, but not as terrible as space-lesbians force-fucking each other with "the thread" while the jedi are depicted as assholes.
>>220260297>>220260242Where was grogu during the sequel trilogy ? The first order?
>>220262498Thank God I never watch streaming slop. I also won't watch the Mando movie for that reason, because I hate the idea of having to do 'homework' before watching any movie.
>>220262679You'll just have to see more movies to find out!
>>220260242>Filoni becomes head of LucasFilm>Thinks his untouchable, pushing his own fiction, wifus and personal canon>His first movie is predicted to flopLMAO, shortest tenure as LucasFilm boss incoming?
>>220262498Why would anyone watch this?
>>220262551You'll see it in Ross and Ollie's for many years to come. Many of them still have Vice-Admiral Holdo figures from Rise of Skywalker.
If this post ends in repeating numbers, Mando will flop harder than Solo.
>>220260242We're May 3rd fucktard.
>>220263631mando is a tv episode stretched out into 90 minutes, solo is a film that was made twice. even if mando has a similar box office total they're not comparable
>>220260242Just one day early, anon!
>>220260242I only watched the first two season of Mandalorian and even though the second season was already a downgrade, there was a good ending.Why would I watch this movie?
>>220263688they've easily spent as much marketing this "movie" as they would've making an actual movie.
I have no interest in main-story Star Wars, so why on earth would I care about side-story Star Wars? I have absolutely no desire to watch anything Star Wars. It's all unc slop.
>>220262679you'll have to wait for the next movie to find out anon!
>>220264508While it is kinda adorable to watch shitty puppet Grogu do this shit in a tv show, I can't imagine taking it seriously in the theater.
>>220262679A good question, for another time!
>>220262679grogu was on a planet just off screen while learning how to speak like a kindergartner for 20 yearsfirst order doesn't fully begin existing until a decade after mando
