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>>220260730
In the days before ESG funding, studios had to rely on audiences giving them money in exchange for providing images the audience wanted to see.
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She's an alien, maybe she breathes through her tummy.
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>>220260730
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with live action Ahsoka.
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>>220260730
I didn't know hot toys did underage characters, this is kind of disturbing ngl but I'm glad some coomer gets to enjoy his pedo action figure I guess
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>>220260730
Real world fashion of the time just being copied. Same reason why Kim Possible was.
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>>220260730
To distract droids
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>>220260730
Before you neo-puritan zoomers came along, it wasnt uncommon for teenagers to show their shoulders and belly. Wasnt even considered sexual.
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>>220260788
Does her species mature at exactly the same rate as modern earth humans?

>she existed for fewer than 6,570 rotations of our home planet, you sick bastard!
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>>220260788
The character isnt real and not even human you dork
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>>220260830
the figure uses the likeness of a real human being who just turned 18
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>>220260788
I feel like a coomer would just buy a loli figure that's a tenth of the price, this shit is hideous.
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>>220260858
The character is not real. The figure is a toy. The toy is of a character who isnt even human you dork.
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>>220260730
Easy access for training purposes?
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>>220260772
rosio dawson performed sex acts with lots of disney executives when she was underage
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>>220260730
Why does she have such a bratty face?
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>>220260987
because she needs correction
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>>220260730
We NEED Greenbrat in this costume
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>>220260730
I dont know,but it was like a constant porno
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>Ahsoka Tano was a Jedi Padawan for approximately three years, spanning from the start of The Clone Wars (22 BBY) to just before the end of the war, around 19 BBY. She began her apprenticeship under Anakin Skywalker at age 14 and left the Jedi Order shortly before the events of Revenge of the Sith, while she was roughly 16 or 17 years old.

How many times a day did she train in those three years?
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>>220261083
Obi and anakin used to do a train with her all the time
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>>220260730
Why is it a problem is the better question
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>>220260730
The age of consent on tattoine is actually 15
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>>220261083
>and left the Jedi Order shortly before the events of Revenge of the Sith

i love the deleted scene with shak'ti, where she's killed, and anakin and obiwan are just like "oh. lets move on."
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>>220260730
Her species matures at a different rate compared to humans.

Think Neelix's girlfriend
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>>220260813
Oh it was always sexual. People just didn’t care. Ogling a 16 year old was considered normal with the understanding that you shouldn’t make a move cause their dad or brother would come after you
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>>220261221
This explains what they did to her body somehow?
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>>220260730
They really went out of their way to make this fig look like shit huh
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>>220260730
why did they make her american?
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>>220261235
What did they do to her body? Did she get Darth Mauled?
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>>220260730
Because George Lucas was a heterosexual man with balls. You wouldn't get it.
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>>220260730

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTibALwfNg
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One of those clones must have shot her in the personality before going down with the ship.
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>>220261254
Love how dogshit her horns and tentacles look.
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>>220260756
The clone wars show started in the 2000s and they did know boys younger and teen were watching i wonder what was up with these moments though
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>>220261393
Testicles

They're testicles not tentacles
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why does she has giant tits?
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>>220260730
You been outside lately?
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i like how they simultaneously didn't want the figure to be sexy or clearly underage.
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Release the Slave Ashoka figure

>"Slaves of the Republic" is a Star Wars: The Clone Wars comic arc that follows the Zygerrian slavers storyline, where Ahsoka Tano goes undercover as a slave to infiltrate the Zygerrian slave guild.
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>>220261254
did she have a lekku reduction or something
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>>220261577
Gross head thing ruins everything else about her body
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>>220260813
>>220261223
The banality of jailbait has completely been erased from the cultural memory.
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>>220260730
Hideous.
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>>220261183
>i love the deleted scene with shak'ti, where she's killed, and anakin and obiwan are just like "oh. lets move on."

:(
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>>220260730
i hate this family slop gimmick
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>>220260730
Greenblatt? More like orange brat, LMAO, gottem.
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>>220261609
>Gross head thing
They're basically fleshy pigtails. What's not to love?
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>>220261731
cumsplat morelike
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>>220261808
I have a deep inner hatred for this ugly green turd.
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>>220260730
What the fuck? That's not TCW. Is that fucking Harley King?
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why does she look fat? she was rale thin in ashoka. Also goerge is a massive perv.
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>>220262062
They made her pudgy in an attempt desexualize her, allowing them to use the classic costume while disarming would-be cunny-blasters.
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>>220261911
Your post cracked me up
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>>220262108
when the mormons banned females from wearing skirts, the men started fetishizing table legs and started jerking off to them. You cannot stop the coomer mind.
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>>220262108
A would-be what now?
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>>220262157
a cunny blaster
it blaster cunnys
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>>220261399
tastes like orange sorbet
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It's actually crazy when you think about it. Something straight out of a fever dream. The seething it has already cause is just insane. Normalfags are literally screeching. This is apparently limited edition, so only 2500 units.
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>>220261808
>take this set off your streamer compound
>immediately ostracized, children led away from you, Black teenagers hassle you to try to steal it
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>>220261711
The creature on her back is the looming specter of puberty.
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>>220260756
ESG funding wouldnt have affected george lucas he was always doing his own thing

that opposing force is something thats missing in modern hollywood. ILM/THX/PIXAR all happened thanks to george
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>>220261711
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>>220262147
Mormon here what the fuck are you talking about
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>>220260730
Jedis were like spartans, old jedi master grabbed a young padawan and introduced him/her into the force and his/her penis. when the padawam was knight, he will do the same over and over.

Stronger warriors in history, man.
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>>220262597
I read that long ago that's what happened, the point is you cant suppress peoples sexuality ok. Life finds a way.
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>>220261711
He fucks her
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>>220262668
I think jedi are based on a mix of indians and samurais o algo
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>>220260730
This figure is butt ugly. Whoever made this should have their hands cut off.
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>>220262300
>>220262532
Holy fucking shit why did they give her such a pudgy face. These people should be shot.
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>>220261609
Keep fucking your hand then.
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>>220262300
sold out in under a minute
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>>220260730
They knew Anakin was a midriff Chad.
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>>220262805
Samurais did the same. I guess the key for powerful warrior caste is to rape the boys when they are young.
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>>220262949
Because the girl they cast in live-action had a pudgy face. It's a pretty bad casting. Like I am not gonna sit here and complain about the body of a 15 year old girl at the time of shooting, but it is what it is. She is much shorter and not as athletic as Ahsoka is supposed to be, and Hot Toys only does live-action slop.
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>>220261254
That picture needs a Greenblat to be inserted.
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>>220263118
Disgusting. Thanks for the rundown.
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>>220263118
It fits with her adult version being a dogshit casting as well.
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>>220261577
I wonder if we can get an AI interpretation of this pivotal scene.
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>>220263209
Pretty much. To her credit, though, she ran circles around Dawson when it comes to acting and even fighting. Even though she is a miscast, she did a decent enough job. Dawson is fucking repulsive, and she just sucks at everything: both acting and fighting.
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>>220263270
>the fight between her and Anakin where you can physically see Christensen slowing himself down as hard as he can
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THIS IS MAKING ME SICK!
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>>220263362
Why do I have the suspicion that this fangirl maxxing girlie has never picked up a single EU book
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>>220263362
kek
The seething is just delicious.
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>>220263403
>this fan doesn't read non-canon wank!
Oh no
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>>220263444
I thank the Lord that I'll never be this transgender.
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>>220262967
Teach me your alien-seeking and alien-fucking ways.
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>>220261399
and she was a good friend
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>>220263362
>She doesn't see this every day
They're ogling a figure. God forbid! This woman has probably been triple teamed while hopped up on drugs and has the audacity to act upset at online trolling.
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>Accidentally cuts off her legs
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>>220263583
Apparently there are gonna be more flashbacks to the Clone Wars in the next season of Ahsoka. Be prepared.
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>>220263583
>accidentally
Have you ever heard of a fuck-nugget?
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>>220261574
you said the same thing twice
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>>220263583
>accidentally touch balls while DPing her
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>>220263851
low effort shit like this shouldn't be making me laugh
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>>220263613
There is even a chance she will appear in this very outfit in a flashback in Mandalorian movie, because adult Rotta the Hutt is in it. Which is why the figure was made and revealed right before the movie comes out.
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>Meanwhile in Japan
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>>220261295
you just know.
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You know what would be even funnier? If the actress came out and said she is totally okay with it and even encourages the figure. The people crying about it will lose their minds.
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>>220260730
Female Jedi should be leaner.
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>>220260730
Woof ahsoka, you may want to lay off the huttcakes
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>>220264016
Oh of course. Once these people get any pushback once their mind is made up they freak. They'd say she is groomed or something.
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>>220263960
pretty
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when can i get my 1/6th kid gamora figure? same actress right?
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>>220264123
i want her to have a little pot belly
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.

Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.

We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
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>>220260730
This art style is criminal..she's 40 lbs overweight and has the face of a toddler
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>>220260730
Ahsoka is way tighter looking than that
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>>220260730
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>>220264890
This isn't an art style. This is real life. Lol.
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>>220260730
You ask this question knowing that Disney is owned and operated by jewish pedophiles?
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>>220264729
Which number is the lightsaber spanking form?
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>>220263362
making it crystal clear their voices no longer carry direct influence over star wars is imperative to save it
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>>220264966
George Lucas operates Disney?

>Lawrence Kasdan: I like it if they already had a relationship at one point. Because then you don't have to build it.
>George Lucas: I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven.
>Kasdan: And he was forty-two.
>Lucas: He hasn't seen her in twelve years. Now she's twenty-two. It's a real strange relationship.
>Spielberg: She had better be older than twenty-two.
>Lucas: He's thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when he was twenty-five and she was only twelve.
>Lucas: It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the time.
>Spielberg: And promiscuous. She came onto him.
>Lucas: Fifteen is right on the edge. I know it's an outrageous idea, but it is interesting. Once she's sixteen or seventeen it's not interesting anymore. But if she was fifteen and he was twenty-five and they actually had an affair the last time they met. And she was madly in love with him and he...
>Spielberg: She has pictures of him.
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>>220264016
>The people crying about it will lose their minds
But they're already insane.
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Somebody post the greentext.
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>>220265271
They did about 6 times you retard. Post the yt video.
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>>220265103
George knew what was up. I was a teen when TCW first aired and I remember jerking off to Ahsoka.
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>>220262300
So much seething over a damn crop top as if those underaged faggots dont see the popular girls wear the same exact shit when they go to school.
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>>220264855
There it is
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>>220260813
Any labeling of contemporary generations is only to divide the goys.
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>>220260772
Yeah, seriously. It's like that green chick from the Marvel movies: painting middle-aged, masculine black women a bright colour doesn't turn them into cute alien girls.
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>>220266520
They actually should have hired someone older. Or some teen who actually looks her age. This girl looks fucking 12 or something and she's short and doesn't look like a warrior athlete ascetic monk who has been training her entire life. People just completely suck at casting these days.
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>>220261577
Based Zyggers?
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>>220263423
Do you think we'll ever move past the era of retarded fucking dancing for internet attention?
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>>220264016
Hmmmmmmppf. Obi was right
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>>220260730
She did NOT have tits like that in the show.
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>>220267356
>She did NOT have tits like that in the show.
3 cups????
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>>220267430
like explaining milk to a cow
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>>220267430
>Retconned
Bitch it's an outfit she wore. I hope this cunt relapses because of this. Stupid whore.
>Muh I can't believe a figure for sex crazed virgins is sexed up
She should be raped in the street
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What is Hot Toys thinking?
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>>220267836
They gave her a sand-people-style cloak.
What's the big deal?
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How is Twitter taking this?
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>>220261254
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>>220264123
Edit the tits to be smaller and perkier
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>>220266660
But anon if they hired someone who actually fit the role straight men would find her attractive and may touch their penises while thinking about her!

This is actually how those faggots think and how Bella Ramsey ended up being cast as Ellie
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>>220267430
>Im going to accuse everyone of being inappropriate
>Meanwhile im going to jump head first into being inappropriate

Can we please start calling these lunatics out on their obvious projection? I’m as coomed brain as any other straight man and this never crossed my mind
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>>220268035
Very poorly. It's Satanic panic all over again. Call for blood and bombs being sent to people who order it or something.
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>>220266520
Gamora is mai waifu and the best zoe ever looked
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>>220267430
Women are going to be property within the next 5 years and the cunt crash outs are going to be glorious when chuds can legally beat their government assigned fuck hogs.
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>>220268151
They cast the ugly girl as elle because druckman wanted there to be some conflict between letting her be dissected to find the cure and… not doing that. He absolutely hates that her being a cute girl was enough for there to be no question whatsoever in anyone’s mind of not dissecting her.
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I wonder what Mr. Scott Thill from Wire thinks of this figure.
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>>220268451
So much of this nonsense started in 2008, or thereabouts.
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>>220268451
I hope this faggot killed himself.
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How did we get this prudish? Teen girls in 2008 would have laughed at this
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>>220268035
Thousands of hebephiles are being exposed.
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>>220261399
>official Star Wars account
Jej
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live action yet the baby hutt is in clone wars style.
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>>220268948
Why does slutty Ahsoka have a baby frog?
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>>220268948
In fairness that live action version is somehow were then the girl.
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>>220268970
It's the child of the slug thing they kill in EP 6
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>>220260730
Just beat my meat to Ahsoker a few minutes ago and I feel ashamed. It was to her deepthroatting the BBC. That guy makes some pretty good animations...
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>>220269064
What's the name?
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>>220269064
Redmoa is the best, bar none.
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>>220263851
>she folds together like an accordion and makes the same sound
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>>220269157
He should be using the clone wars og version though
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>>220269157
Did she just sneeze into her hand? Cute.
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>>220261808
you just know.
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>>220269337
No she was finger blasting her cunt
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>>220269429
Interesting theory
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>>220269470
It's not a theory retard. Use reverse imagine search and watch the video fuckwit.
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>no sequelshit on the 50th anniversary may the 4th banner
oh no no no no
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>>220269871
>Jolee Bindo
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>>220269959
Imagine getting booted in favor of her.
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>>220269985
>her
huh?
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>>220268780
>we
xhitter is not representative of anything but the echo chambered opinions of a small group of women.
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>>220270085
Instagram is just as bad.
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>>220270085
A 4channer thinks he knows what the common normie thinks
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What are the chances hot toys actually cancels this
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>>220270138
Knowing what they provably don’t think isn’t knowing what they think. Kowtowing to xhitter has never once resulted in a profit.
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My sisters are 14 & 16 and both of them wear thongs at the beach as do all their friends as does my mom

I turned 18 last December. My mom is 38.
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>>220269959
What? You were expecting some hot girl? No, it's just me, old cranky Jolee Bindo. Huh. You know, this reminds me of a time... Well, you wouldn't want to hear about it anyway, enough stories from an old man who's certainly not looking like your future Mrs Right.
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>>220270170
Close to zero. They are in Hong Kong. They probably don't care what american crybabies on social media think. To put this into context, Disney and Lucasfilm had to approve this, and Ariana Greenblatt had to give her permission to use her likeness since Hot Toys is super realistic and uses photo realistic likeness they need to get individual permissions from the actors. Since this figure was made and revealed to the public that means everything was in order. They could fix some things before the final release though.
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>>220270312
The entire thing just gives me photorealistic homer Simpson vibes. Like technically it's the same character but it looks all wrong.
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>>220270170
Zero. Chinese company. Asian countries consider 12 an acceptable age for lusting.
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>>220270351
Eh looks fine to me. But if it really should resemble season 1 Ahsoka, the tits should be smaller and the eyes and lips bigger
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>>220270351
Yeah, there is something off about these Hot Toys figures. Very few of them look good. They are uncanny because of how realistic they try to be. They resemble a person on the surface, but there is no soul behind those eyes and static expression.
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>>220270351
It just looks like shit. Photorealism on shitty figures looks like shit
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He told her there is no underwear in space and she believed him?!
[apoiler]Was he a good friend?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DX3jwktAB5h/comments/
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>>220270691
Lol fucking retards.
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>>220270691
>500 comments
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>come to 4chan
>expected to click links to tw*tter and *nstagram
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>>220263955
>single teen mom with her interracial child
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>>220270232
How often do you all have sex?
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>>220270232
I mean your mom sounds like slut from those ages you gave. How's your dad?
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>>220271461
Anon. He’s black.
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>>220261295

who's the actress?
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>>220270788
Huh, an appropriate sequel meme
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>>220260730
Because she was a good friend.
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>>220270358
I dunno man
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>>220272062
>This feels illegal
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>>220272062
They're chinks. They do not care. It's already sold out.
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She is not Canon the complete destruction of Star Wars began with the introduction of this character
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we need more star wars hebes
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Whatever happened to Mara Jade anyways?
We need to go back to real Star Wars.
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>>220273104
Luke is Gay in Mouse Wars
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>>220260730
>modeled after the live action instead of the cartoon

awful.
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>>220273104
temporary fans that started with disneywars were told she was heckin' problematic and they parroted it for a decade
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>>220273104
Who?
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>>220273227
Luke's wife.
They killed her off because she was a red-head.
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>>220273325
Most Star Wars fans dont know who Mara Jade is or even know that Luke had a wife most Star Wars fans are fake fans who only watch the movies and series
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>>220260730
It's her culture. Roasties are being real chuds about this.
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>>220273363
>Fake fans who watch the main media
These are retconned who cares
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>>220268059
why did they make her nose cute midway and then go back to monke nose?
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>>220273563
Nothing after the yidsney buyout is canon. Sorry!
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>>220273563
From my perspective, the Extended Universe is more real than Nu-Wars.
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>>220273617
>>220273618
Cool tell that to the actual owners retards.
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>>220273618
Well then you're lost
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>>220273104
>>220273325
George REALLY hated her for some reason.
Like, autistically furious at her existence, I dont know if he just hates redheads in particular or what, maybe he wanted Luke to get a qt alien gf instead or something and all the EU writers just kept giving him human love interests.
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>>220274195
I'm sure Mara reminded him of his wife Marcia Lucas
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>>220272850
But they didn't make slave leia or midriff padme
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>>220273325
Mara Jade is kinda shit as a character
>the emperor's hand
That's Vader you fucks. And her design isn't particularly interesting
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>>220273448
They're literally calling for deaths on Twitter over this
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>>220274257
Because that's not current retard
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>>220274195
Luke marrying Mara was an editorial decision by the book publisher purely for marketing reasons. Everyone including Timothy Zahn, the writer that created her, was surprised by this. No one that wrote for Starwars, including George and Tim, was planning to pair them with each other.
Funny enough, because their relationship was never planned to be romantic, this made Mara the only girl that Luke acted normal around. People forget just how fucking awful the writing for Luke's romances were.
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>>220271893
Ariana Greenblatt. Some nepo jewtina that has been slutting it up since she was 9 (no I won't post it)
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>>220260817
You're never gonna make it as a Green Lantern.
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>>220260875
I have bought one at a lower price than that Hot Toys figure. How did you know?
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>>220261577
I remember buying a dark horse clone wars comic when I was like 9 and it was the one that had this lmao
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>>220260817
Her species are canonically proto-nudists. Not even making this shit up btw.
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>>220260730
Why won't nu-puritan zoomers fuck off?
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>>220268059
Kek
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>>220263332
So disappointing. Hayden deserves another great fight and he probably won't get one.
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>>220265067
Form 6-7.
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>>220270484
Why would there be a soul behind the eyes of a toy? Unless we're talking about Chucky.
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>>220271461
Having a kid at 22 is slutty?
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>>220267430
>creates a toy that mirrors the real life cup size of the actress playing the character
>"rreeee, it's not realistic"
Women.
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>>220260730
i like this because it makes puritans seethe.
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>>220274416
Slave leia is evergreen, frind
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>>220274918
What are you referring to?
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>>220277392
Neither the actress nor character's boobs are that big
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>>220278754
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mfw I just got in a new figure of my favorite 14 year old character in a far skimpier swimsuit today
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This just reminded me that somewhere I got photos of an Ashoka cosplayer from a Star Wars celebration at Disney my family went to years ago. We didn't even plan it beforehand. I think even my dad took pics of the Ashoka cosplayer and he doesn't know Star Wars outside of the original films.
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>>220279247
Pics
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She looks 50
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>>220276364
I hope you kept it because it's worth thousands of dollars now.
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>>220263539
Greenplap
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>>220279709

Out of 10!
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>>220260730
She ruined star wars, only redeeming factor is that she's hot in animated form.
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>>220260730
Manifesting her appearing in this outfit in Mandalorian and Grogu or Ahsoka S2.
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>>220281915
Ariana Green____
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>>220282345
PLAP
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>>220260730
Wait this is official? I can see why there's uproar about it. Looks like an unlicensed porn figure.
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>>220282427
It's just an alien teenage girl in a tube top. If your first thought was porn that's on you, I'm afraid.
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>>220282565
Niggas gotta pretend shoulders and stomach are sexual now
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>>220260730
In her Clone Wars cartoon form this outfit looks only a little out of place. In this realistic buxom teenage form it's pretty creepy.
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>>220282728

Yeah totally creepy
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>>220260730
Zoomers are so terrified of sex lol
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>>220282778
Except when it comes to faggotry and troon propaganda, chopping off their genitals and drinking hormone altering drugs. Then it's okay.
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>>220282854
Hm I wonder what purpose that might serve
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>>220273926
we did. the brand is dead now.
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>>220282565
They don't actually believe that. Drawing an association to porn is just one of their go-to moves to label something with appeal to, for example, teenage boys as morally and legally questionable at best.
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>>220260730
>NOOOOOOO WHY ISNT SHE DRESSED LIKE A QUAKER
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>>220267430
how do you retcon an outfit kek
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>>220283295
Headcanon
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>>220283295
They believe a character can't have more than one outfit, therefore it must be a retcon.
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>>220267430
>Shoulders and stomach are inappropriate now

I didnt think zoomers could get more lame than millennials. These freaks are going to be shrieking about ankles if they're not stopped.
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>>220283376
Lucas was a perv.
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>>220283945
It's the result of faggification and #metoo culture.
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>>220283975
was?
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>>220260730
Oraang
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>>220266270
>So much seething over a damn crop top
As usual, there's an immense disconnect between online "socializing" and real life. These retards would never approach a young woman in real life, just to tell them how problematic their attire is, or even the parent (s). They don't really give a shit, they're just doing the virtue-signalling routine on their precious social medias. They're full of utter shit.
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>>220284213
>walk up to teenage girl
>"excuse me, your clothes are too slutty, you're showing too much skin and your tits are too big."
I'm sure that would go down well.
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>>220269157
You know , you know you let me down.
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>She knew exactly what he was thinking.
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sooo devon is gonna become darth twilek bitch right? right
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>>220279646
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>>220283945
its not zoomers, its middle aged women
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>>220284522
Based and hotglued
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>>220267874
Would anyone really be comfortable be displaying this in their collection?
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>>220285595
Yeah.
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>>220285595
Hell no this is ugly as fuck.
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>>220285813
Is this hard plastic or does it have a bit of squishability?
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>>220260730
>underage
Jedi are celibate and that includes Ahsoka. In any case, Ahsoka was dressed like that because George Lucas wanted her to be dressed like that. And the reason why George Lucas wanted her to be dressed like that is because George Lucas is based.
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It's accurate though
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>>220285813
3 cups too big
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>>220262462
>>220262805
Correct.
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>>220285849
>does it have a bit of squishability?
It does. It's Hot Toys. They make it super realistic, including the skin feel.
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>>220260730
I have a theory that Anakin was supposed to have sex with Ashoka and was too autistic to pick up on it. In real life there are rules, but many rules are meant to be broken to an extent. They're designed to bend or have de facto exceptions without completely being abandoned. Yes a Jedi isn't supposed to have a spouse, they're "supposed" to be celibate, but they realize they are raising teenagers and young adults. So they create opportunities and leave it to you to piece together what you can get away with. Here's your padawan, 18 year old male. Yes she is your actual padawan, that's not a ruse and you do have to train her, but wow you're sure going to be alone together a lot to get some stuff out of your system.

In a very real sense the Republic fell because Anakin was too autistic to understand social queues and pick up on subtext. He took every rule 1 million percent seriously in a way you aren't actually supposed to. There's a real possibility that the whole debate about him becoming a jedi master was tipped by the fact that they realised he wasn't doing anything with Ashoka, he didn't get it. He would be a terrible member of the council because he would take the wrong things too seriously, not be able to read the room, wouldn't be able to be gracefully steered by implicit communication. Nobody could trust him because he never really got what the group was or what was going on.
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>>220285595
Why not? Normies are just going to see an alien from Star Wars. Anyone who is going to have a problem with it is a virtue signaling faggot.
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>>220278707
Numerous professional photos of her in very, very short dresses at a very young age.
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>>220260730
Many girls today dress sluttier than that
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>>220263001
>>220272850
Where was it sold?
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>>220262300
>>220260730
I'm too poor to be an internet troll
I would buy one of this and commission some lingerie and watch the twits explode
Would be funny as hell
I hate being poor
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>>220285930
The only reason Anakin didn't blow Ashoka's back after every mission was because he was in love with Padme
No Padme = 24/7 Padawan Sex
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>>220287604
Jedi can have sex without attachment. Think of it as stress relief. Anakin and Ahsoka were away together on distant planets for months. They needed to relax somehow!
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>>220268256
>Gamora is mai waifu and the best zoe ever looked

second best
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>>220287825
I wish James Cameron did Star Wars, then he would do Ahsoka in motion capture like Avatar and she would be 15/10 xeno goddess with long head tails and she'd be able to move and fight as she is supposed to.
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>>220260879
You sound like a pedo trying to hide amongst people. The jorobe technique. You are overdoing it and exposing yourself.
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>>220260730
The seething proves how overcorrecting the internet has become even for things that should be harmless.
>>220270459
I came too late to say this.
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>>220285854
>Jedi are celibate
That's not a strict rule. Ki Adi Mundi had a wife and many children, from what I remember, the sex ratio of his species was heavily skewed towards females, so the Jedi allowed him to reproduce for the sake of his species' population numbers. I'm sure the Jedi allowed others of their members to reproduce.
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>>220287898
There are actual children in danger this very second and you’re crying over a cartoon character like a fucking dork
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>>220287898
The people having big performative conniptions over a tube top are self-reporting.
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>>220288066
>religion allows procreation with others of the same religion to create a 'race'
Sounds familiar.
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>>220260730
Why not make a model of the grown-up version? I'm sure there are fans of Rosario's version.
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>>220280779
The fuck
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>>220260730
to bring awareness that most minority children are sexually abused
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>>220289110
gross
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>>220282414
I wish they would redo ghost Anakin in RoTJ with older hayden
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>>220289110
No one who would buy something like this would want Hagsoka.
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>>220280779
Just because someone is asking for that much (for a graded copy) doesn't mean anyone will pay it. Learn2ebay. Also, I do have that comic.
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>>220289110
There aren't. She looks mid and the makeup is bad.
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>>220285856
She looks like the type who would tell them to make the tits bigger.
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>>220282565
>It's just an alien teenage girl in a tube top. If your first thought was porn
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>>220289651
like explaining grass to a cow
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>>220284471
That's hot. Moar?
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>>220289110
She didn't wear that outfit, plus she's mid and a most of the people don't really like her version of Ahsoka that is bland as a plank of wood, boring, has no personality, and moves like a grandma.
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>>220284522
Too happy
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>>220285930
Kek.
Imagine Yoda and windu meeting in a dark room
>tapped that ass, Skywalker still has not. A retard, he is.
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>>220285987
How do you know what normies see?
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>>220289110
I thought she was a good choice but they deliberately made her look as unflattering as possible
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Thread is past bump limit

Post Ariana Greenbrat
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>we're supposed to believe there wasn't ONE pregnancy scare between her and Anakin
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>>220289712
I'd like to see Rosario and her big honkers in that outfit.
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>>220290349
>There is another Skywalker.
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>>220290286
Has she ever taken a pic in a bikini from behind?
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>>220289849
Because I’m not retarded
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>>220260730
>Ahsoka looks realistic and "movie-ized"
>The Hutt baby still looks like the Clone Wars art style
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>>220261344
>One of those clones must have shot her in the personality
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>>220263118
It's funny that it's the same girl that played Young Gamora in Infinity War ("What did it cost?"). Is she just gonna be typecast as alien girls?
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>>220268451
Does he not know that that's what Aayla wore in Revenge of the Sith?
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>>220269871
>Luke
>Vader
>Maul
>Mando and Grogu
>A bunch of bullshit I don't recognize
wtf
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>>220291283
Not even Revan?
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>>220283376
How would an outfit even be retconned? Did they have Anakin say "Hey Snips, go put on your tube top?" and she responded with "What? I don't own a tube top. I never have. Also check out my new The Last Jedi t-shirt."?
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>>220291405
>Hey Snips, put on your golden micro bikini for me
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>>220291122
>Is she just gonna be typecast as alien girls?
Specifically the younger versions of alien girls played by ethnic women, although she's just about aged out of that niche at this point.
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>>220291445
Deploy the Jedi thong.
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>I've been commenting all this time on a thread past bump limit
Aww shoot.
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>>220291481
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>>220291455
Now she's going to start playing her own characters with someone else playing their younger selves.
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>>220291318
I never played KotOR, so I know of him, but I don't recognize him on sight, no.
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>>220291455
Unless she plays the 20-something version of an elderly character.



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