>"Americans are fat">couldn't find any fat Americans to play the roles
they sound irish
Think about the logistics of having to fly over fat Americans to Belgium.
>>220264436The average person in America is latinx.They had to get Europeans or else it would have not looked right.
do you think fat smalltime actors stay fat because they have better odds at getting roles
>>220264711the main fat one also played the fat zombie that teleports into Shaun's back yard in Shaun of the Dead
>>220264711>stay fat becausenonobody wants to "stay fat because X"they just stay fat because they lack self-controlt. fellow fattie
>"the goidebook sez it's a moost say"They have to tell you they're Americans because you'd never guess that otherwise. Did that guy even try to hide his Oop Narth accent?
>>220264984they put a yankees cap on him, toobut the accents are so bad, and then just when you think it's over, the dumb woman calls out "YEW ARR A REALLY BED GOY" like she's trying to impersonate a Fran Drescher I can't fathom how you could allow a sequence like that to exist in your otherwise perfect film like a giant zitIt's also the worst part in Die Hard when Hans is trying to do an American accent that just still sounds like Hans
>>220264436My american e-friends can only talk about food or nintendo gamesWhat a gay ass fat retard country
>>220264610yeah
>>220264436Fake dignity + clothes too small = gives away they're eurofags
>>220264436It was too expensive to fly real Americans to Europe. Need to pay for two seats for all of them. They instead found and used the fattest people in Europe.
>>220264711>>220264917there's definitely something to it. Jonah Hill is no longer getting "funny fat guy" rules. Chris Pratt got super ripped so he gets action roles, but he would never be considered for a role like the one he had on Parks and Rec.
>>220265286>>220264610
>>220265292If comedy had consistently good scripts and top pay, he would go where the money is. He figured out IP wins over the risks in depending on original comedic scripts that work in multiple markets.
>>220265325Only 1% of the mega-wealthy are allowed to waste fuel with super yachts and private jets and private motorcade.
>>220264711Only the ones that already got notable roles. I doubt any of them wanted to be the funny fat guy from the outset
>>220264436There's a recurrent joke that all the americans in the film are really canadianIt actually bugs me that the midget actually is fact american instead of concreting this joke
>>220265475>recurrent it's just the one guy and his wife at the restaurantand the joke there is more like "oh of course they weren't american, they weren't fat"
>>220264436Is this the daily Europoors seething about America and it's oppulance thread?Just a reminder, Nigel, Hanz, OngoBingo, we're far because we can AFFORD to be. You can't even afford to protect yourselves. Oi yu got a loicense for that kitchen knoife!? Kek
>>220264539>the guidebook says it's a MUST SEE!
Are there "unfunny fat guy" roles?
Why do Euros resent Americans so much? Sure our society is captured by jews, but so is yours. The White people in America are more friendly and tougher than any Western European peoples. Is it envy or loathing?
>>220264436Freight costs to fly out fat Americans would destroyed the budget
>>220266973I think that's when they start calling them "character actors" whatever the fuck that really means
