I think Sean Penn would be a good director to tackle this, and a score by Eddie Vedder would be kino
>>220268254change da world. my final message. goodb ye.
>>220268254FOLLOW MESET ME FREEGOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
>>220268254Trump's biography
>>220268254this is probably bait but in case its not they did make a movie about him starring emile hirsch
Why he kill himself? His family was rich, he was the most popular guy in university, he could have just gone camping in Thailand and do drugs and fuck prostitutes
>>220268566That's proof enough that nothing in this world can truly fulfill us. Only God can, if you believe.
>>220268566That's what happens when sheltered rich kids move to Atlanta for school and find out their bubble was a huge lie.
>>220268515He divided his soul into 7 parts, they already killed 3. At this rate it's going to be impossible to destroy him.
>>220268661Why would theu move to Atlanta of all places? There's literally 100 better cities if you want to pursue higher education.
>>220268893Atlanta leads the world in total number of security cameras, clearly it's the best city in America
>>220268254Why did they put an Indian filter over his photo?
>>220268254>kidnapped by Indians (feather kind)>they kill her baby for crying>fall asleep>escapes and scalps a bunch of them too>makes he way back to homeLife and Times of Hannah Dunston Directed by Mel Gibsonstaring Betty Gilpin
>>220268254This is slop.
>>220268254Uhh they already didAlso >Goes out into the wilderness with barely anything>Somehow takes down a Moose with a .22>Doesnt know what to do with it>Starves to deathKWAB
Did he leave a note?
>>220268254So he died in three months on his own? Why is this a story?
>doesn't fuck prime kstewdeserved to die
The fall of the Aztek empire.
>>220268566The life he was built for didn’t exist
>>220269178>Starves to deathA stone's throw away from a river teeming with salmon, no less.
>>220268254
https://thedarksideofhumanity.com/criminal-report-the-magdalena-solis-case-and-the-yerba-buena-cult-killings-2/TL:DR>a pair of mexicans scheme a small rural village into believing they will serve an incan goddess if the form a sex cult>after a while, they need to double down on it so they hire a prostitute >prostitute turns the tables on them and starts running the show, makes them do blood rituals and sacrifices>some kids find them in the caves and reports to the police that theres vampires>one cop goes to see what the hell he was talking about, neither return>epic police shootout and everyone is either dead or arrested
>>220269528A24 could pull it off. I can't think of any other studio that would dare.
>>220268843kek
I don't hate this man. Unlike most lefties, he put his ideas to the test. They failed of course but he had an adventure, he probably lived more in those 113 days than we will live in our entire lives.
>>220269541So like an adult road to el dorado, sort of?
>>220269178didnt know about the moose. haha. yea, basically he is a cautionary tale. everybody that know da woods hate this guy for being "romantic" , thinking that everything will be ok just because he want to will it in existence. surviving on gifts of concerned rando's for crucial stuff like food, proper clothes, even equipment sometimes... many such loons.
>>220268961
>>220269178>Starves to deathI would have just eaten something
>>220269635His fan club even came up with a cope about him starving to death by saying his survival guide misidentified some poisonous berries as being edible or some bullshit like that.
>>220269541>>220269607Oh no, much much darker. I just read your link. I agree it would make for a gigakino film though.
>>220268387Kek
society*coughs*
Wasn't there a way to cross the river but he just didn't put forth the effort to find it?
>>220269766there was a really good youtube documentary that introduced me to the story and it was taken down. i really wish someone could make a cool film out of it. it writes itself
>>220269823>it writes itselfAgreed.>her fate after imprisonment is unknownSpooky. Likely she just died or whatever, but it really is an excellent horror premise. Imagine if you got someone really kino to play Magdalena, it would be career defining.
>>220268254They literally made a movie about this faggotIt has a deliciously 16 year old KStew in it
>>220268598not fulfilled enough it seems. Why aren’t you at church? Shouldn’t you be at a prayer group? It’s strange you’d brag about being a retard anyways. Because you can look to other cults, and see the same effect on the other weak minded fools in other parts of the world, with entirely different gods. You repeat the story to yourself, and pretend everything is okay, and then you make sure to never have any introspection. It’s like you had your wrist slashed, you’re bleeding out, but you pretend it isn’t real. >Oh wow faith guys, if I don’t look at the gaping wound on my arm, and the blood pouring out, it’s not even there bros. *blech
>>220269823heard of that story from there too probably. they had some drawings too , right?
>>220268961Based. There was also a 5'' woman in the late 1800's iirc who used to save children and women kidnapped and forced into prostitution, her whole story is fucking insane. She had no gun or kung-fu, only a big heart and balls of steel the size of a 747.
>>220269766They'd cast Zendaya as the hooker.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt34880225/Apparently this was made into a B-movie last year, but the Battle of Castle Itter was always my favorite real-life event that deserved its own kino. It was the last battle in Europe of WWII, and the only battle where Americans and Germans fought on the same side.
>>220269394She was 17 and he knew it, you sick fuck
>>220270023i think the channel was called night mind or something like that. basically just one of those youtube essayist like rob dyke or wendigoon but a woman. i dont remember drawings but there were mugshots of the prostitute
>>220269394Maybe she had already been recruited by the bulldyke mafia.
>>220270125its in mexico and spooky so it’d be jenna ortega
>>220270199reporters were falling over themselves to write this one
>>220268325That would never happen.
For reference, in the best game Tiger Woods ever played, he scored 18 under par. Arnold Palmer's best ever score was 12.Kim Jong Il declined to become a professional golfer with his prodigy talent, saying "It would not be challenging"
>>220270282would love to see biblically accurate members of the kim family do wacky shit, like kim jon un absorbing his shit so he can work all day
>>220268961>When Duston checks in, nobody checks out.
>>220270282You guys like burritos? You can thank NK for that.
>>220268254Teddy Roosevelt's ill fated expedition into the Amazon trying to chart an unexplored river called "The River of Doubt". They ran into hostile natives, their guides stole their supplies, they ran into unpassable waterfalls and then Teddy got malaria and went delirious with fever leaving his son to lead the expedition.
>>220268254what a shitty AI filter
>>220270337lmao
>>220270522The uncharted Amazon was such a beast. The book The Lost City of Z, about Fawcett and his search for a lost Eldorado-like city is pretty good. The movie is absolute crap, the book is way better since it's a journalistic research into Fawcett's life and everything surrounding him.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-mortified-after-buying-mcdonald-s-meal-for-homeless-man-only-to-discover-he-was-an-ordinary-customer-a6810221.html
>>220269541I, for one, think she was actually possessed by an Aztec goddess.
>>220268254that's already a movie
>>220270704Was the woman Jewish? Then the story would be a tragedy.
>>220268254Trivago?
>>220268254How can you claim he lived in the wilderness while also being close enough to live in a remnant of modern society?
>>220270895I watched this as a kid and dreamed of doing what the idiot on OP did. Personally, I blame MTV.
>>220271263He was pretty far out. The only bridge that lead to where he was camping got taken out in a flood and he had no way to get back across the river.
>>220270019Lmao look at how insecure you are the moment someone brings up God.Christ alone saves. Your indignance will be recorded and punished if you don't seek and choose Christ. Hell is real
>>220269688That's how he died. He eats the wrong berry that causes slow horrifying neurotoxin death
>>220271398why did god create neurotoxin death berries
>>220269178>>220269506>>220269635>>220269688>Y'all retards got your facts wrongHe did not starve to death dumbassesHe died because he ate poisened berriesHe did not know the berries were poisened
>>220269541I read about this the other day and was surprised no one had made a film out of it yet. Would make a great horror movie.
>>220269688>>220271398>>220271444That's not how he died.He had what they called rabbit starvation. He was catching lots of rabbits but they don't have much fat on them so he was getting protein and calories; but he had no fat in his diet and he wasted away from lack of nutrients.
>>220268961>>220270121>>220270337women are not badass and will never be
>>220271494First, learn to spell poison before you use it in your post multiple times. Second, he did indeed die of starvation. The author of the book keeps coming up with half-brained explanations regarding Hedysarum alpinum seeds that get debunked immediately by real scientists.
>>220269424>That movie would be considered as WOKE and maybe even too Woke to be releasedLe White men BADLe Brown men GOODLe White men rape murder loot and commit genocide on Le innocent Brown men and women
>>220268515The movie is a comedy in which this time there is an actual, real, assassin. But the staff, guards, cia and fbi assumes its just another fake one. The killer tries to murder Trump and he keeps saving himself by sheer luck, tons of slapstick. In the third act, the fake assassin finally comes in, he was late because reasons, and the CIA goes -if this is the assassin then who is trying to.... ohnononono...oh shit oh shit oh shit we are so fired- and then they have to catch the real assassin.
>>220270704>no perspective from the manfucken bitches. cant a man eat ketchup in peace?
>>220271494He wouldn't have died regardless if he just took a damn map with him
>>220270133Just read the wiki summary, sounds like high fucking kino.
>>220271839workaholics guys as the secret service
>>220268254>In 1989, Kriangkrai Techamong, a Thai worker, stole 91 kg (200 pounds)[2]:183 of jewellery and other valuable gems from the palace of Prince Faisal bin Fahd, where he was employed as a servant.[3] Kriangkrai had access to the prince's bedroom and hid the stolen jewelry in a vacuum cleaner bag at the palace. It included a valuable 50 carat blue diamond and other gems,[4] which Kriangkrai then shipped to his home in Lampang Province, Thailand.[5]>A Royal Thai Police team flew to Saudi Arabia to return the stolen items. However, the Saudi authorities discovered that the blue diamond was missing and that about half of the gems returned were fake.[7] >In Bangkok, rumours spread in the local press that charity gala photos captured a number of government officials' wives wearing diamond necklaces resembling those stolen from the Saudi palace. This fuelled Saudi Arabian suspicions that Thai police and VIPs had taken the jewels for themselves.[8] >Mohammad al-Ruwaili, a Saudi Arabian businessman close to the Saudi royal family, travelled to Bangkok to investigate on his own. He went missing on 12 February 1990 and is presumed to have been murdered.[9] Prior to his disappearance, on 4 January 1989, a Saudi diplomat was murdered in Si Lom, Bang Rak District, Bangkok. On 1 February 1990, three more Saudi diplomats were murdered in Thung Mahamek in Bangkok's Yan Nawa District.[10][11] The murders remain unsolved,[2]:185 and no connection to the jewellery theft has been established, despite the Saudi government's view "...that the Thai government had not done enough to resolve the mystery surrounding Al-Ruwaili's assassination and that of three other Saudi diplomats."[11]
>>220270133>Aware that he had been unable to give the 142nd complete information on the enemy and its disposition before communications had been severed, Lee accepted tennis star Borotra's offer to vault the castle wall and run the gauntlet of SS strong points and ambushes to deliver it.[32] The tennis star was recognized by René Lévesque, a French Canadian reporter embedded with the 142nd and later Premier of Quebec.[16] Borotra asked for an American military uniform, then joined the force as it made haste to reach the prison before its defenders fired their last rounds of ammunition. wtf this is literal hollywood script bullshit. Has to be made up.
>>220268566Truly think he lived a better life. Life isn't about consumerism, industrialization, status, vices. He went to be one with nature, alone with his thoughts and at peace. Shit I'd like to just be alone for awhile and die too but probably not by poison. I regret not already dying. This life is a trap.
>>220268598That's why Trump will save America
>>220268961Crying babies are really fucking annoyingThe only worst sound than kids is dogs or construction. I'd kill them too. Clearly something that obnoxious is unnatural and shouldn't exist
>>220274227ok prakesh now back to work
>>220271294>They forced us to buy drugs>Then they forced us to do drugs>Then they forced us to sell them>Then they forced us to ditch my family>Then then forced us to shit out kids all while doing drugs>Then they forced us to keep doing this for years>We have no agency wwaaaaahhhhhh>Give us moneu wwaaaaahjhhhhh
>>220274313Why do you think about jeet skeet constantly?
>>220268254https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incidentI know there's already a shitty 80s Jap movie, but this whole story deserves a real adaptation.A miniseries that depicts every night per episode or something the like would be best.
>>220268598Based
>>220270019Seething Athie
>>220271548Your mother can't hurt you anymore, anon.
>>220274346Dude, Nog irresponsibility aside if you throw a bunch of cheap drugs at poor people its going to make problems. If I threw a bunch of cheap cocaine into white trailer parks it would fuck things up too.I'm not trying to sell you that blacks aren't fuck ups. I'm just telling you that the CIA are evil assholes.
>>220268254Please end it with a drone shot pulling up until you see just how many yards away from civilization he was
>>220271384>Christ alone savesThen why are most of his teachings mainline Judaism
>>220271548Your sister isn't sorry she pulled your pants down and showed everyone your Vienna sausage
>>220269541EYYYYY MAGDALENA
Emperor Hadrian's Crazy Visit To Jerusalem.
>>220269781Get his rags off
>>220268254>movies about retards for $500
>>220271762But there will be one white man that's good and he will fight against the bad guys and save a brown woman and her children and fuck her. Then libs will cry that it's another white savior film
>>220271762Not if they portray the Aztecs as evil and vile as they truly were.We are talking about a culture that was so reviled by its neighbors they all sided with the whites to tear down the evil empire, which viewers would support.
>>220268254Margaret of Beverly and the siege of Jerusalem
>>220268598>only a made up story can fulfill meThis only works for midwits that lack the ability to think critically or question what they're told.
>>220274763>It is said that the villagers dismantled, boiled, and ate it as revenge for the victims who had been devoured.based Japs.Also love that one kid who grew up to be a bear hunter and declared revenge on all bears, that's just kino.
Would you watch this boat movie based on the actual events of a shipwreck? >1629>Dutch boat crashes into islands off the coast of then-unexplored Australia on the way to Indonesia >300 survivors, 40 drowned >Captain takes a smaller boat with a dozen men up to Indonesia to get help >2nd in charge was planning a mutiny the whole time anyway to steal the ships treasures and start his own kingdom >Mutineer tricks the captains 20 most loyal soldiers to search for water on a nearby island and abandons them there to die >Mutineer starts a brutal massacre of the survivors to cement his power and obtain the best girl to be his sex slave, 125 dead in the process, rapes, canibalism >A single massacre survivor gets to the island of the soldiers >They somehow found fresh water and survived the whole time>Go to war against the mutinner and his crew >In the middle of the final, bloodiest battle the captain appears on the horizon with a rescue crew>Mutineer gets life in prison, his crew gets hanged or abandoned on mainland Australia, becoming the first Europeans to ever live there >116 of the 340 crew survive the whole ordeal Batavia
>>220268566>Why he kill himself?He didn't plan to kill himself. He went into the wilderness thinking he was going to be some kind of epic mountain man that would live off the land and amaze all his friends and family back at home. He quickly found out that he was a retard when he began to starve only a few months in, and he couldn't go home after breaking all his ties and making all his boasts. So he stubbornly tried to save face by dying like an idiot.
>>220268254I heard the dude was a douchebag
>>220268481JUST KEEP ON MOVING AHEAD
>>220268254>>220269178Why are whyte people like this?No, seriously...Why?
>>220268515Already got it
>>220276139Because there's no adventure left in the modern world.
>>220268598When will this christcuck larp end? Imagine being such a contrarian that you start larping a right wing christian conservative on 4chan.
>>220268254>gets off city bus in front of courthouse >straightens out her Hannah Montana shirt>looks down to see her reflection in the sidewalk>fixes her hair, tucks the edges of her diaper back into her pants>proudly walks into the court room>”W’I’ve got thith cathe buth-ted “>slams black briefcase onto desk next to her client >opens briefcase and jellybeans spill out onto the table and floor>she puts her hand down the front of her diaper and masturbates as she stares down the judge
>>220269567Yep I also believe that. Also the movie was pure kino, every chapter was like the cycle of life from birth to death, cinematography was great too
>>220271006KEK
>>220268254I would say the U.S. opening Japan to trade. But my top actor for one of the main characters died.
>>220271294Fucking A.
>>220275378>25 miles away from the nearest town >6 miles away from a rescue cache >half a mile away from a tram my respect for this dipshit just plummeted
>>220268598>Only God can, if you believe.Unironically this. If fedoras only could believe. To quote/paraphrase Werner von Heisenberg>The first sip from the cup of natural sciences will make you an atheist. But at the bottom of the glass, God is waiting.
>>220275346They’re the American branch of the East India Tea Company.
>>220275513KEK
A movie about Lewis and Clarke with their band of merry men and Sacagawea traveling to chart the Louisiana Purchase. They were a military unit made up of multiple ethnicities being guided by Native American. They fought and hunted wild life while braving the many, many dangerous miles of untamed wilderness.
>>220268566His family was screwed up (his dad had a second, secret family) and he was mentally ill.
>>220275872Damn. I’d watch that.
>>220275513
>>220268515all those assassinations were attempted by himself
>>220269567>Unlike most leftiesIdgi, are you saying he was a lefty? He was part of the Young Republicans group at his college.
>>220279691Disregard that post. Retards like him even call other right wingers lefties. They're mind broken beyond repair.
>>220269555I think late antiquity in general is ripe for some kino, just look at the diplomatic mission of Priscus of Panium>"A man, whom I took for a barbarian, came up and addressed me in Greek, with the word Xaire, "Hail!" He smiled and said that he was born a Greek and had gone as a merchant to Viminacium, on the Danube. But the city fell a prey to the barbarians, and on account of his riches he was allotted to Onegesius in the division of the spoil. Having fought bravely against the Romans and the Acatiri, he had paid the spoils he won to his master, and so obtained freedom. He then married a barbarian wife and had children, and had the privilege of eating at the table of Onegesius.">Priscus's mission to Attila was not successful and was marked by several odd incidents which only made sense to him in retrospect. It turned out that, unknown to his party, he and his mission were sent to Attila as a cover operation to provide a respectable front while Constantinople worked behind the scenes to bribe one of Attila's advisors to assassinate the Hun leader.
>>220271494Coroner's report proves you wrong dumb faggot. He weighed 60lb when he died.
>>220275922He was only like 25 miles from a town when he died too
>>220271494>He did not know the berries were poisenedokay but who poisoned his berries?
>>220280713
>>220270133>Battle of Castle Itterhuhtomorrow is the 81st anniversary
>>220268254Mcdonalds manager overdosed on fentanyl and customers jumped to the kitchen to get their free mealI imagine that we could have a film centered around that mcdonalds manager as the main protagonist and answer the question of 'what led her into the ruin?'. It'll be an interesting plot
>Listen to my last words anywhere, listen to my last words any world. - Listen all you boards, syndicates, cartels, nations of the world. And you powers behind what filth deals consummated in what lavatory to take what is not yours, to sell out our sons forever, to sell the ground out from unborn feet forever - ‘Do not let them see us, do not tell them what we are doing’ - are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth? - ‘Not the Cancer deal, not the Orgasm Death, not the ovens, don’t let that out!’ - Listen, I call you all, show your cards all players, play it all back. Pay it all back. - ‘Premature, premature! We need more time!’ Time for what, more lies? Premature for who? I say this words are not premature these words may be too late. Minutes to go… minutes to goo… - Are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth? These are the words of liars cowards collaborators traitors. Liars who want time for more lies. Cowards who cannot face their own dogs their own errand boys their human animals. Collaborators with Insect people and Vegetable people. Traitors to all souls everywhere. - and you want my name on your filth deals? What scared you all into body, into time? Into shit? I will tell you, ‘the word’. Alien word, word of Alien Enemy imprisons thee in Time, in Body, in Shit. Prisoner, come out
>>220280793Wheres the other staff
>>220280823The film could answer that question as well i imagine
The completely unwarranted, frothing vitriol for McCandless and Timothy Treadwell is one of the most soulless NPC behaviours I see on this board, and that's something. Mind you, this is usually the same people that suck off le sky king.
Biopic of charlie kirk.Nothing by a faggy liberal tho.
maybe he would have rather died than go back. I could see that.
Anyone remember that miniseries a few years back about making The first Godfather?okay well that, except for Star Wars.oh and also Apocalypse Now.
>>220280823probably middle of the night shift
>>220281097most American story ever
>>220281124kino
Ric Flair biopic
>>220281124
>>220270133>Apparently this was made into a B-movie last year, but the Battle of Castle Itter was always my favorite real-life event that deserved its own kino. It was the last battle in Europe of WWII, and the only battle where Americans and Germans fought on the same side.
>>220281124White Chicks 2 Dubai Boogaloo
>>220268961I was only reading about Duston last week. I'm not a Yank, so never heard of her. But no way would Hollyjew make a movie abut Indians scalping white children and then getting a dose of their own medicine. Would love to see it myself.
>>220275414Because Judaism (like Islam) is a Christian heresy
>>220279635He’s a time traveler?
>>220269541this would have made a good true detective season plot
>>220281624no he's a looper trying to close his loop
>>220276139Retards, retards everywhere
>>220275872To think it was supposed to be a three hour tour
>>220278780There is a movie about this, Anon.
>>220275872You had me at boat (ship)
