This show insists upon itself

>>220270824
What a star.

live stream
https://www.cool-hdsport.net/WebTV/HBO-1
has some sort of brown people subtitles though

>>220270849
No, those are the people advertising it

Nine Toe Nate gonna be a menace fr fr

>>220270824
So ugly and mid

i hate the spray-tan look that sydney gets in this episode

look at the heckin doggo!!!

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>>220270824
Euphoria is woke trash

>>220270824
Are you the same jew in charge of Jazz threads?
Both have a similar "desperate vibe" about them, where the OP feels obligated to make the threads even though no organic interest is present

https://cloubix.com/we1g0lafm01x/Euphoria.US.S03E04.1080p.WEB.h264-GRACE.mkv

https://cloubix.com/95uyjl59gayu/Euphoria.US.S03E04.2160p.WEB.h265-GRACE.mkv

>>220271247
Should be a bannable offense. It'll be taken care of don't worry

no nudity from anyone this episode. sydney reaches down her panties to rub her pussy at one point but that's it

>>220271191
lol I can just imagine your fat nerd ass sitting there dreading a Euphoria thread being posted as you rush in to post and get ready to hatewatch it. Shut up wannabe janny

>>220271146
The Mar-a-Lago look is absolutely disgusting.

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>>220271313

Why did they make Nate such a massive pussy?

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>>220271169
>woke
there is another..

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>70s aesthetic
>modern references
>western themes
>choir music

>>220271437
yeah rabbi, i can really see how bussin your thread is rn, very organic!

>>220271313
Still works, loser

>>220270824
i still love her /tv/

>MOP starts playing
BASED SAM

Havent watched this one yet but last one I guess the hack creator/writer wanted to go for a fargo direction and it was incredibly cringe like nigga you don't have the writing chops don't even try its embarrassing trying to do breaking bad Zendaya drug dealer pimp is cringe enough ughhhhhhhh

I cant believe I watch this show, its so fucking shit and I hate the writing, I hate this faux cosmopolitan shallow shit

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>>220271247
Somebody make a webm of Sydney's pitkino scene in this episode(when she is dancing with the whoah and kisses her)

>10+ minutes in
>no Jules being a whore
sam you fuckin jew, I'm not watching this shit for anyone else

Faye is done. Rue is a rat. Zero redeemable characters left. Bishop is chill

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woah, it's like young cassie and maddie
crazy...

The only character they havent ruined this season is Laurie. Shes funny as hell

>>220272640
reddit opinion.

>"take her from the suburbs to the city"
>they make her look like she's from 1952

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>>220270824
I don't get why Levinson has ruined Nate, he used to be a manipulative sociopath who moved the plot along with his antics, that's why he was so likeable, if he wanted to humiliate him that bad he could have done so without destroying his character, Season 1 and 2 Nate would device some plan so force that Bill guy into passing his construction project idk frame him with CP or some shit like that not beg like a bitch

>>220272634
whoa...really makes you tink

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*paints a tranny nightmare for your ABC show*

Why are the (female) fans so shocked about cassie turning into a status and wealth obsessed whore?
>b-but she only wanted to be loved when she was 17!
Yeah and now she's an adult and her hormones are calming down. Relationships are more conditional in nature now, less idealistic. In what world do they live where women don't grow up exactly like this?

I’m hopelessly in love with Lexi

>>220271078
>has some sort of brown people subtitles though
It's Romanian.

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Love how the libtard watchers hate on Sydney when she has been one of the better actors this season. She has been fucking hilarious these past 2 episodes. Also, fuck Jules (nonsexual).
>gets hired to do a painting for soap opera
>gets a rundown on to paint a scenic picnic
>can't go one minute without thinking about himself
>paints a bunch of woman with dicks
>for a fucking network soap opera
>mfw
Sam is pretty based, pointing out trannies narcissism.
>draws a bunch of

>>220272762
Its like the joker. He wasnt supposed to be relatable and once they found out people did relate, they had to completely destroy that.

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>>220272869
>no more angel
kitty ain't no replacement

>>220272865
Sam is a 4chan poster and you can't convince me otherwise. And make no mistake, he waves the kazakhstan flag too. Last episode he mirrored the popular lib opinion of sydney ("dumb bimbo who has nothing going for her outside of a fat pair of tits"), not because he's mad about her being a chud or whatever, but because he just loves exposing female nature in all its shitty glory.

>>220273102
I thought that bitch with that machine on the pool scene was Angel, then I realized it was Gideon Adlon

>>220273102
yeah, unfortunately it seems like she's a goner. her nude scene was the best of the season so far

>>220273178
i think gideon is hot as hell. it's weird that her role is so small

wait so did Maddie NOT want cassie to be alone and then go off with the actor guy to get fucked up?
she leaves cassie alone like with a sinister smirk and then showed up again 30 seconds later looking worried

>>220273327
i'm not sure if Sam Levinson even knows the answer to that

>>220273444
I thought this whole thing was her setting up Cassie to become an actual whore in a way that Nate would see so he'd feel like a cuck and she'd destroy them both
But they are just friends? Or it is going to be a huge betrayal, but I guess it'll be dragged out for like 5 more episodes

>>220273327
>>220273494
Unless this was a scheme to create a shortcut to fame and accelerate Cassie's ultimate corruption and downfall?

>>220273643
yeah, but it's just turn cassie into a whore and fuck with nate, she could've just let it happen right then
and regardless, I really don't understand the intention behind this specifically: >>220273327

Streaming new episode in 10

https://kino.tube

>>220273327
She specifically said to lure him with pussy, but never actually give it to him.
Her barging on them was the perfect moment career-wise, but also she protected Cassie from actually fucking the dude.

>>220273772
Yes, I understand that.
But why is there a scene where she's staring the set up, then turns away, like keikaku has succeeded, and then fucking leaves, as if strand Cassie at the party to make poor decisions or whatever, then she comes back acting like "Where's Cassie, I'm suddenly worried"

>>220273673
>>220273772
Maddie also wants to make money off her, so she does want to protect the golden goose, so to speak, to a degree.

>>57775545

>>220270824
Why would you watch this

are people even interested in rue x jules anymore? fucking zero chemistry between those two, it only worked in the 1st season

So what's the general consensus on this new season thus far? Is it kino or not? I'm waiting till ends to marathon it.

>>220273918
i like it

What's the endgame scenario for Maude this season? She's playing everything by the book, and failing at life. I feel like they are setting her up for a hard fall.

>>220270824
Me when cocain

>>220272790
is Jules only capable of drawing penises?

>>220274145
it's an accurate representation
if jules was uglier her arc would be about her anime porn twitter account getting fucked by AI

>>220273837
Not sure, also not sure why that girl said "wait, that's weird" when Cassie said Maddy represented her. I think they got interrupted before she asked why it was weird, did anybody else notice this? Am I missing something obvious? I watch these and forget all the details immediately after because I'm brain damaged

>>220274203
It's weird because she used to use Maddie for the same reason Cassie is now. But Maddie dropped her because her boss didn't want her repping pornstars.

>>220274203
That other girl was just trying to suggest cassie was there for followers (like she herself was)
>You're weird
is a classic zoomer girl insult

>>220273918
>>220273925
I also like it, but I think Rue's story is the only really good one now. The Maddy x Cassie arc was pretty cringe tonight and I just don't care about the Jules and Lexi stories yet. And that's coming from a Lexifag.
I do think Nate is gonna have a really cool descent to madness arc now, just like his dad, I think he is gonna crack from the pressure. He probably also got a brain injury just like his dad did after getting the shit kicked out of him so it's one of those full circle type shits.

>>220274266
Ohhhh shit I completely forgot about that and didn't recognize the character. Yeah she had to drop her to keep her job I member now.

>>220274289
Rue's story is utterly disconnected from the rest of the show and the show as it exists
Unless the climax of the drug gang war and the DEA shit somehow happens on the set of whatever garbage show lexi is working while Cassie has been roped into a guest starring role and Jules has been somehow commissioned as art director, this is all just separate nonsense running concurrently
an ensemble cast typically all crosses over at the end otherwise there's no point in them all being in the same show

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>>220274345
They do all cross over a little bit. Lexi, Rue, Maddy, and Cassie were all in a scene together tonight. Last week the whole cast was at the wedding. Unless that was 2 weeks ago idfr. They might seem inorganic and the stories do feel a bit otherwise disconnected, but I would save your outrage until the end because I am sure it will come together in the conclusion unless they do a shitty longform to be continued type arc. Cassy moved to LA and is neighbors with Lexi now, Rue is within reach to ask Maddy for help with drugs and Jules for a place to crash, if anything Nate has the most disconnected story from the rest of the cast as of today, now that Cassy moved out.

I don't think it's like a fan-fucking-tastic show by any means I just think its fun and I like Zendaya because I'm a fag or a nigger apologist or something like that, sorry for ranting

>>220274493
*when I said she can ask for Jules for a place to crash I actually meant Lexi, because she crashed on her couch in the first episode. I guess she did spend the night with Jules once too but she said she goes to Lexi's semi-frequently

>>220274493
Yeah, but they already fucking didn't do that during season 2 when all these dummies were all still in the same high school throughout the whole of season 2, everyone was off doing their own thing and the "climax" was everyone watching Lexi's play and that ultimately didn't really matter, Rue was off doing her drug arc with Jules and that mexican stoner guy, that never crossed over, nate lost his own arc to make way for his dad's bisexual sex freak arc, and is now a totally different character
season 1 did it best with MORE main characters than they have now, with the fatso and the black guy

>>220273918
>general consensus
from what i've seen, something like
>"It's so bad! Why is [my self-insert] a fucking failure? She would never stoop so low!"
if you don't have this issue, it's quite entertaining and well done

>>220274639
I dunno I just don't think it is that bothersome. The characters relate to each other sometimes more loosely than others, they don't need to all be in the same place at the same time for them to be connected by the story. I did assume that the wedding was gonna be the finale though not such an early episode, it seemed like a season finale premise getting them all in the same room like in the play

>>220271169
Is that Mason from Teen Wolf?

>>220273918
I’m sorry but Rue is the only reason why I keep watching this shit show. It hasn’t changed. Her storyline is fucking nuts. I don’t even like Zendaya but it’s her show. The strip club robbery was the best scene of this season so far. Hunter, Sweeney, Elordi, and Maddie are all dragging it the fuck down. I don’t give a shit about anyone but Rue.

>>220272790
Hilarious scene feel bad for lexie tho

>>220272865
True

>>220271938

The tone of this show is mind boggling.

>>220273878
Only chance we'll get of seeing Jules gock is if it's in Rue's mouth.

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>>220272790

This made my day. I wonder if the trans actor knew the director was mocking their self worshipping ego. So deluded to think you’re something special you paint it, only to look like a freak in front of woke Hollywood producers. It went so meta my wife couldn’t comprehend what the point was.

>>220272790
That was straight up character assassination. Even my bf complained about it.

>>220276157
Levinson is a fucking hack that sniffs his own farts

>>220276366
>character assassination
Blatantly. Is there some bts drama between Hunter & Sam L. recently? In a way, he's kinda putting everyone on the show through their own personalized humiliation ritual *except* for Daya. Lol.

Will I enjoy this show as a 30 something retard? I liked Skins when I was a teenager.

So was Jules acting maliciously or did she sincerely believe a bunch of Law and Order NCIS boomers wanted to see a bunch of tranny cocks?

>>220276778
ya

>>220276778
It's like an American skins with a significantly higher production value but a lot less soul. I enjoy both

so trannies really are just sexual deviants? always drawing cocks and obsessed with showing their cocks to people?

>>220276876
I wish hunter was obsessed with showing his cock

>>220276312
> It went so meta my wife couldn’t comprehend what the point was.
You must of married a sub 50 IQ retard. Even my most woketard normie libby friend could clock the tranny narcissism subtext laid all throughout the scene. You are the pseud, anon. God, how I would love to live a life as simple as you do. I can't wait to see what pepe IMG_ you'll post next.

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>>220276938
>tirade about other people's intellect
>starts with "You must of"

>>220271938
It works though

every second wasted on the tranny sucks.

>>220276796
She was given bad direction. She initially was just going to make something derivative but then was told to make it unique (even though it was obvious that they actually wanted something derivative.) Jules is a good girl.

if you don't get what is happening i'll spoil it. the nigs are gonna mistake Cassie for Faye

>>220277480
Can’t wait for the gang rape scenes

>>220272762
He didn't ruin Nate, he saved him.

Nate was created to be the token evil white male. Fans saw this right away and complained loudly, causing Levinson to have to reverse course and make Nate a good guy

>>220272869
Actually it's reverse Joker. People saw day one that Nate was created to shit on straight white men and in a relare as fuck example of course correction, they made Nate a good guy and pretty much pretend his beyond the pale shit never happened

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>>220272762
>s1 and 2 he's a complete scumbag you want to see suffer
>He finally hard suffers in s3....but s3 itself he's been totally chill and hasn't done anything worth hating over

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>trans person can't resist painting degeneracy full of penises which will get their work rejected
What did they mean by this?

>>220277480
The contrivance of events it will take for that to even happen are staggering. The niggas would need to be following Rue for some reason while seeking revenge and see Cassie, and the autistic nigga would have to not be there, because he knows Faye, and Faye has not been seen outside of Laurie's compound this entire season, so it'll be dumb for them to not go there.
It's also silly for them to focus on the getaway driver, who is merely the girlfriend of one of the people they'd want to focus on.

>>220273102
>>220273187
I have a suspicion that Angel will somehow reappear and factor in later in the season. If she was perma-gone or perma-dead then they should have shown it, give it more of a sense of consequence, rather than mentioning it in passing

Why is this season getting so little attention?

>>220278858
I don't know, last week there was an actual general and it was getting decent traffic

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>>220272762
>I don't get why Levinson has ruined Nate, he used to be a manipulative sociopath who moved the plot along with his antics, that's why he was so likeable, if he wanted to humiliate him that bad he could have done so without destroying his character, Season 1 and 2 Nate would device some plan so force that Bill guy into passing his construction project idk frame him with or some shit like that not beg like a bitch
Are you retarded? This is adult Nate. You expect him to bully the whole world because he’s tall and played football? Like he did in highschool?

If anything, Nate is lame and 1 dimensional. They turned him into a classic big fish, small pond, “lil bad guy meets a real bad guy” story. It’s unoriginal. Nate is a former highschool bully who crossed paths with a loan shark mob boss. The show would be even more retarded to have it play out any other way.

At this point, it’s like Natefags expected Nate to bully the IRS by being 6’4” and kinda muscular.

adebisi's carrying this season ngl

>>220279274
yeah, that would all be true if he was like the 13 Reasons Why dude where he's just a date-rapist who beats up nerds
But in season 1 they had him elaborate CIA operative-level plots where breaks into people's homes and sets them up to spend decades in jail
You motherfuckers don't even remember that this was a completely show in season 1 where ALL the characters completely fucking different in every way

It's cruel for Sam to tease us with the Hunter gock like this and never show it.

What'd Sweens get up to this week?

>>220278612
i really only said that because this episode focuses on Cassie's lips like three times. it would be an outrageous situation but this is Euphoria and the fat black doesa't seem like a smart one

>>220280129
Posing in sexy outfits but no nudes.

>>220280129
she did coke, got coke snorted off her body, and rubbed coke on her pussy
no nudity, though

>>220279274
Nate at least was capable of thinking ahead longer than 10 seconds. He was pulling off schemes that less than 1% of high schoolers would have the cunning and sociopathy to pull off all while being a charming 6'5" rich kid.

It's not just that S3 Nate is now nerfed to thematically show that he is in the "real world" now and not ezpz high school, S3 Nate has no object permanence, he is threatened by an evil gangster at his wedding and then the moment he leaves he forgets all about him like there is no reason to be worried. He allows his fiance/wife to bully him and humiliate him like he's some 65 year old who is in no position to refuse her.

>>220274797
It's a guy that shows up in one episode 10 years ago.

>>220271191
>e a similar "desperate vibe" about them, where the OP feels obligated to make the threads even though no organic interest is present
You should see the For All Mankind threads.

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Another pure fucking KINO episode, it seems all it took was to get rid of the garbage high school setting for this show to strike gold.

>>220272790
Tranny only showing up to be an unhinged liability is so woke.

>>220272859
Shame she's so bogged.

>>220278592
i have no idea what that part was about

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What is Finklestein doing during the events of Euphoria S3?

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>>220270824
>gets married
>immediately fucks off to some social media event to cheat on nate with a broccoli head

>>220273950
Dying of annorexia.

>>220271142
so brown and unwanted

>>220273950
Based on the 3x05 promo and what happened in 3x04, there's going to be more Lexi vs Cassie conflict, especially as Cassie gets so famous that she gets on the show Lexi works on, thus upstaging her there as she did in high school.

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>>220278858
>Why is this season getting so little attention?
Same as Eddington, retards trying to make it political when it's le epic centrist.

>>220279314
Really giving life to his character as always.

>>220282282
zoomer marriage is more closer to gay marriage at this point

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>>220271535
I couldn't stop looking at the camera she was using in this scene, looked exactly like my Sony Cybershot from circa 2012. Is this season meant to be set in 2026?

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A?

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Or B?

>>220277624
>Nate was created to be the token evil white male.
Jacob Elordi isn't even white though?

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>yeah let's invite a mentally broken tranny who hypersexualize herself since their teenage years and make their only social value by whoring themself to make a panting for us, what could possibly go wrong?

doesnt anyone find it difficult to take sweeny and jacob's relationship seriously? no girl irl would ever give this 6'5 chad shit and attitude. women house literal bums if they make their pussy wet.

>>220283694
>>220283709
Can I go ahead and do neither? Down’s syndrome isn’t really a turn on of mine

>>220284090
>t. doesn’t know a single thing about women

>>220284119
i have a gf. women would absolutely not give this guy any shit irl, you clearly dont know women.

Whatever happened to that black dude that was friends with Nate? He got written out of the show and never mentioned again. What the fuck did he do BTS?

>>220277142
The producers even gave Jules an out with the bread loaves but instead the tranny crashed out and walked away after fucking up a woman's reputation in her career. These people claim to be women yet they throw women under the bus like a man would

>>220284216
NTA I get your point but sweeny is another 10/10 so it's believable they'd clash often

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>>220283963
Jonahxisters....

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>>220284297
The only person who still cares about him is right here in this thread

>>220284297
We are led to believe his uncles buckbroke him as a chillun, probably trooned out off-screen

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>>220277021

Anon this board is full of ESL 3 worlders that wish they were white. Thanks for helping out them.

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>>220284108
Based C enjoyer.

>>220271938
anon, you are retarded

>why are there dicks?
>ah well she's uh... trans
>oh yeah yeah of course yeah
This show just keeps giving is kino

Who do you think will die and who make it /tv/?

I put my money on the tranny now getting discovered by some artfag and becoming a sensation like Pollock after her doing that shit to the painting.

Nate gets out of debt but still merc'd by some dumb reason.
Cassie goes all the way and actually fucks on OF.
Maddie becomes a bigshot manager.
Rue goes into witness protection.

I cannot put my finger on what will become of Lexi.

We are Lexi.

>>220285159
Maddie wins, everyone loses. Revenge arc complete.

Will Sam cuck out by not having Rue become a spooky dead narrator ghost and instead reveal she's been incarcerated this entire time?

Season 1 Maddie would've fucking mogged Cassie in the OF girl wars but her actress starved herself and slammed into a wall at light speed

>>220285232
Maddie is not a whore.

>>220285213
Rue gets Jules pregnant and then reincarnates as their child.

>>220285251
Season 1 Maddie was a bigger whore than Cassie

>>220271169
we get it you have a fetish and you project your shame onto us, fuck off now little one

>>220273327
no i think maddie genuinely wants to make money off managing her so she's not going to deliberately sabotage her like that

>>220284090
4chan and its famous height autists are in denial over this but 6'5" is a little too tall. 6'2"-6'3" is better.

>>220285159
there was a leak twitter deleted
>rue od and dies
>nate dies and some singer has a cameo as a farmer where she finds his body
>maddy get's involved with the silver slipper
>maddy sellls cassie to human trafficking(presumably the same one angel was sold to)
>jules was supposed to be irrelevant after her initial scene and had supposed to have stuff added.

why doesn't Nate have a gun in his house?

>>220285728
Seems way too based to be real.

>>220284090
She's been with him for 5 years and by now she's aware of all his weaknesses. This is NOT the same nate from previous seasons. This is a nate that has been buckbroken by a manipulative woman who turned the tables on him. She knows what gets him going, what motivates him, what brings him down. She's been chipping away at him for 5 years. His teenage bravado is long gone.

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>>220286634
this is all leading up to the inevitable return of PSYCHOnate

>>220285232
Alexa was still looking fine while filming for S3, she hit the wall afterwards.

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>Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Low Wave Theory came out in '91, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Otis Redding but I think Q-Tip has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

>>220286634
This. I don't know what's so mysterious about. The only thing is it usually happens to guys in their late 20s/early 30s, not early 20s, but I get why they didn't want to skip a decade.

This doesn't feel like the same show anymore. It's more like a zoomer Melrose Place. What happened to the score and cinematography?

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Yup, it's kino.

>>220288483
That's actually a great painting.

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>>220288483
>oh she's... trans

>>220271890
The series originated from Israel you forgot that part.

>>220288533
Most people don't know this but it was originally titled 'Jewphoria'

NGL S03 is shaping up to be the best one yet.
S03 >>>>>>>>> S02 >> S01

>5/4/2006
>STILL no webms of the fat stripper pole dancing

>>220285728
>maddy sells cassie to human trafficking
Had me until this one.

>>220288113
Some viewers in denial mode about the nature of their marriage due to bias. Female viewers think of themselves as loving beings who would never turn cold, gold-digging and manipulative in a relationship. Male viewers don't want to think of themselves as vulnerable and they think there's a secret formula that makes you impervious to female manipulation (being handsome, tall, high status, rich, etc.).
Truth is a lanky brazilian woman who looks like a dude did it to Tom fucking Brady. It can happen to any man.

>>220288742
How would you wrap up a 5-year-long revenge plot?

>>220288412
>WAAAH ITS NO LONGER A PTA RIPOFF

>>220288769
Turing Cassie into a internet whore she controls seems like revenge enough.

nate's gonna re-assert control by raping jules in front of cassie

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>>220288824
not good enough, Maddy won't be content until Cassie is bound and gagged in a Dubai hotel getting all three holes blasted by cock/salmon

>>220288869
Well, will see how it plays out. Either way she ruins her ex's marriage and makes her rival her pet for a bit.

>>220288946
>makes cassie her pet for a bit
...go on

Jules is the hottest female looking person in this show

>>220282991
Wow its almost like jewish degeneracy is not meant to take a political side

>>220289078
Angel (rip) clears and it's not close

>>220289124
hell naw

>>220270824
If only she actually OD'd here

>>220284577
As if you don't see that exact behavior from women towards each other. Transphobic subhuman

>>220284577
>claim to be women yet they throw women under the bus
jej

>>220276757
>humiliation ritual *except* for Daya
The body packing mule thing on the first episode wasn't humiliating enough?

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>Jules, we need you to paint a mural for the public library. No limitations, just think 'books'. Also there's going to be lots of children going to this library.
>say no more senpai.

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>Enhance.

>>220290382
Barely. It was a shocking sequence but the former porn actress got the shit end of the stick (literally). She also got plapped and ass slapped in episode 3. Her and sweeney are really going through it.

>>220290575
>literally only one rival gang in the season
>hmmm who could be these mysterious Obamaface-wearing white racists...
>checks video
>ah yes it is indeed the white racists

>>220284878
>ESL=non white
Dumbass

>>220291133
if you're white an don't speak english, you might as well be brown

>>220291196
>Americans are so mystery meat brained they think all White people speak English

>>220291351
name a type of non-english speaking white person who matters

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This indirectly came out of King Roland's nutsack.

>>220283459
probably a Ricoh gr

>>220288769
Maddy is not a good person and she hates Cassie's guts for a good reason but I don't think she's evil enough to do this

What happened to the nerd kid who was fucking the BBW? That was the only character I liked

>>220291857
he graduated but never left town and sits in his basement all day posting on 4chan

>>220291857
The kid from It Follows? That fat bitch refused to do a eating disorder storyline and they fired her.

>>220291934
No the kid who’s gonna be in that new resident evil movie. Austin something

>>220291934
crazy how one actor can kill off so many storylines, just like Eric Dane's ALS

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>>220270824
so what humiliation ritual did they put my wife through on this episode?

>>220291982
I thought he was going to hook up with Lexi, but he was just dropped and they went in a retarded direction with Lexi's character.

>>220292223
It sucks that Eric Dane died but I wouldn't enjoy the show becoming MORE about a character that probably represents Sam Levinson's own sexual perversions. It's supposed to be about young people and they already spent an entire episode in season 2 on flashbacks to the fucking 80s about the dad.

>>220292270
The jew bitch shamed her for being a whore. But the 1000% eternally humiliated the troon.

>>220292270
None actually, I have never seen Cassie as happy and fulfilled in the entire series. She's finally found her calling in life and I can't see how she will fall victim to her own hubris.

>>220292387
Lexi would've obviously had some kind of arc where she's visiting Fez in prison or something if the actor hadn't OD'd. Maybe she would've helped him escape.

>>220292387
>hook up with Lexi
we were robbed of Fezkino after the actor OD'd and now we're stuck with Lexi vibing her way through the season.

>>220285728
if true it's safe to say it's the last season, as already expected

>>220292536
No I need a timeskipped s4 Euphoria where they're all bitter 30-somethings full of ragret

>>220292536
it's not safe to say that at all
with each new season most of the characters have become completely different characters, if Levinson has some dumb idea for season 4, I doubt HBO would turn him down

>>220291857
Fat actress (who went on to do ozempic as soon as it came out after claiming she loved her size) didn't like her kinda realistic "fat hoe is not that good a person" storyline from s2 and raged and got axed out of the show along with the nerdy kid.

>>220292852
The real answer is she didn’t want to do a storyline where she had an eating disorder

>>220292852
The nerdy kid ended up S2 acting out of his mind in Lexis play, they could have given him a role alongside her in the season if they wanted to, no need for the fatty

>>220292825
Killing off two of the main stars? Sydney can’t carry this shit by herself especially if she’s sold to sex traffickers

>>220292985
>lose virginity to a fatty
>become gay theater kid
Many such cases.

>>220292409
so she didnt get raped by the mobsters? they just beat up her chad husband?

>>220288483
There is no doubt about it

The fact that all you faggots are watching this shit is the ultimate proof of the downfall of humanity. Everyone, including your families would be better off if you killed yourselves right this minute.

>>220271169
gross. so tired of globohomo agenda always in my face... mixed babies are so disgusting.

>>220292981
Oh right, my bad, that's what made sam go with that arc in season 2, because she didn't want to do what he originally planned. I misremembered because a lot of she's-literally-me fans from S1 were raging at what was actually released.

>>220293079
Fag (You)

>>220293079
oh wow

>>220293057
'tis but a fleshwound

>>220293023
Absolutely no one thinks sydney is "carrying" this

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>>220285728
>>maddy sellls cassie to human trafficking(presumably the same one angel was sold to)
I believe
it's clear levinson is in tune with internet culture like Sean Baker is and this would mirror what happened to mackzjoness

>>220292424
>>220292464
Lexi being interested in Fez was retarded and the actor is dead anyway. Ethan should have been rewarded with Lexi after what he'd gone through with Kat. Just make them an indie filmmaking duo rather than have Lexi as a TV staff writer for old dykes.

>>220272790
I honestly thought Hunter would look much worse from this angle. Feet are still horrendous.

>>220293341
nobody cares about that dumb nerd except you
I'm sure most of the target audience doesn't even remember he exists
I guess you feel some kind of kinship with the dork who could barely even score with a fat girl
personally, I relate to the guy who dressed like ted bundy and told cassie she was a worthless whore right when they were about to fuck

>>220290719
They didn't look surprised, to be fair.

>>220293419
Nah, you're probably more like the burnt-out wigger that could barely string a sentence together.

>>220293079
Touch sex, have grass.

>>220293486
You mean the one you dislike because Lexi liked him?
I guess every antagonist in your life is "just like" that fictional character who cucked you out of your waifu

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>>220293545
You're like half a retard.

>>220293671
does it hurt that nate is know a weird cuck on his knees begging fat people to lift a building injunction while fez is a deified offscreen best friend?

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>>220293768
Trial and tribulations phase

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>white male tries to build retirement home and provide for his wife
>government destroys his business with bullshit legislation concerning flowers
>finds a amicable solution and presents it
>government still steps on his neck
>begs on his knees
>government still steps on his neck
>wife turns to pornography to make money
>perfectly legal
>drugs flowing freely in big city celebrity circles
>government doesnt care
Is this the most redpilled show of the decade?

>>220270824
Definition of the shitshow.

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>>220281093
>>220279705
This
>>220279274
I don't expect him to go rambo and outsmart and Armenian Mafioso, i expect him to be smart enough to understand you don't fuck with this people and let alone get manipulated by Cassie into having a Mansion when they could live a pretty well off life if they had less expenses.

Like he tried to bite more than he could chew with this construction project of his but maybe he wouldn't need to sell this zillion dollar retirement community if he told Cassie to shut the fuck up and have her wrapped around his finger like he did back in season 2, it's completely out of character their dynamic is totally different, Cassie was never portrayed as a gold digger desperate for 50k of floral arrangements.

>>220293884
so you at the same time identify with the scrawny gay loser who got rekt by a fat girl and also the tall handsome guy

>>220294012
People change over a five year span. Jules went from being an underage craigslist hookup tranny to a high end escort.

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>>220294052
No because I identify more with pic rel

>>220294060
that's the only one that makes sense
so many of you retards forget that nobody fucking liked season 2 because almost everyone was acting totally out of character, and that shit took place like one month after season 1

>>220294127
A rewatch of Euphoria should probably exclude all of season 2

>>220293885
Jesus I still haven't watched episode 4. I thought the flower thing was just one of his conman lies he came up with on the spot. They really are dragging this character through the mud. If they end up killing him in the end this will be straight up not right.

>>220294161
you know it's still a tv show, right
there might be some verisimilitudinous value in how, in real life, people might be completely different after 5 years, but if you're making a regular tv drama, you should keep the characters consistent or maybe make a new show about new people

>>220290575
Why is Maddy robbing them?

>>220293885
yes

>>220294060
People don't change that much if anything they get more mature are they age not so delusional. Jules being an escort is believable, she hasn't become dumber or immature due to it, Nate is a completely different character.

>underage craigslist hookup tranny to a high end escort

that's incredibly common lol, many girls start escorting like that

17 y/o Nate has like 20 iq points over season 3 Nate, it's unrealistic, they could have had him con his entire neighborhood for some profit and then it could blow up on his face like it did with his father but for different reasons.

Like if anything the gold digger would be someone like Maddy who was in fact obsessed with marrying up and not wage slave 24/7, not Cassie who was a dumb blond with big tits desperate for affection.

>>220285728
If this ends up being real (and it might based on the show's moral compass so far) I will have a problem with maddy more or less "winning".
Everyone seems to forget that the worst thing Nate ever did (beating up that guy in s1 and framing him) was caused by maddy lying about getting raped by that guy. As far as nate ever knew, he was fucking up the life of a rapist.

>>220294118
Based. I eat what I kill.

>>220294414
>they could have had him con his entire neighborhood for some profit and then it could blow up on his face like it did with his father but for different reasons
So s3 Nate did exactly what s1 Nate would have done only turns out you can't manipulate adults in the same way as you can highschool girls.

>>220294469
>get shot
>sprays blood all over traumatized women
>gets up like it was nothing and opens safe
>still needs to turn his head so Rue doesn't steal the combination

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>>220294372
It's not Maddy, it's picrel.
Kinda funny how she didn't used to have the giant duck lips, when she was doing porn, and people thought she was cuter that way. And now the lips are an important plot point

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>>220290575

>>220288483
this is what happens when you hire trannies

>>220293885
T.bot

>>220294479
>So s3 Nate did exactly what s1 Nate would have done only turns out you can't manipulate adults in the same way as you can highschool girls.
reminder that the biggest manipulation nate pulled was breaking into the apartment of an adult male college student, gathering a CIA level amount of intelligence on him, framing him for statutory rape and later physical abuse, and sending him to prison for years
he also beat the guy almost to death
you don't remember season 1

>>220294800
just simply don't put them in charge of the office party planning committee

I thought this show was for gen z girls.
why is this thread still going?

>>220293079
Take the speech to a synagogue

>>220294867
I thought brown people didn't post at this hour

>>220294867
It's now a straight up crime drama rather than a high school one, and arguably has more appeal for older and male audiences than it used to

>>220294837
I remember Nate clowning on a hapless retard who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>CIA level of intelligence
"hurr durr I also implicated you in wanting to have sex with a 17yo boy"

>>220294933
Why are you even arguing about this if you don't actually remember how ridiculous and unrealistic it was?

>>220295073
Because Nate has always been a pussy-whipped bitch and because of this his character has been the most consistent, despite the nateworship. Him becoming an outright cuck of a character is pure wifeguy trope. He's going to lose everything because of pussy and it's consequences.

and no, I don't have any confidence Nate will be able to beat the Armenian.

>>220294516
>gets up like it was nothing
He's limping, and very fat.

>>220295177
except it already didn't make sense that he randomly hooks up with cassie in season 2 and then did nothing else for the entire season
you legitimately do not remember anything

>>220295264
That's because we don't talk about season 2, anon.

>>220294921
I think it's always been a highly stylized show featuring teens, but never a teen show. I remember the criticism from highschoolers way back in season 1.
>I'm sorry how is this a teen show?
>Uhm teens don't dress like this
>Uhm teens don't have this much drama
>Uhm why are they playing club songs at prom?

Anybody else want to see Cassie wind up being sex trafficked?
>I'll do OF and get mega rich & famous
>Winds up taking four dicks in a row every night.

>>220295308
faggot
don't argue if you're just going to cuck out

>>220295317
It was designed for memelennials whose first memory was 9/11.

>>220294867

>>220295366
Well we know her lewd behavior eventually works its way into Lexi's family-friendly show, so we can expect Lexi (already on thin ice) to lose her job and then kill Cassie.

>>220295446
Someone said there was a shot of her in a office with a deer head on the wall. She might end up with Alamo somehow. But I don't think Maddie is going to sell her into sex trafficking unless she has to for whatever reason.

>>220295486
Based we're getting a Lexi decent into darkness arc where she loses her job, becomes a stripper, becomes addicted to ketamine, and gets railed in all three holes in order to loser her virginity. Truly the modern American woman.

Bravo Nolan.

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>>220295380
I suspect it's also big with the boomers, because somehow each season has gotten more viewers than the last, yet everyone online seems to dislike the direction of the show ever since season 2. There must be a large, silent, not so online group of people watching it.

>>220295739
I want to believe the chud market was tapped after the incessant Sweenyposting. Recall a few of these threads thirsting for Sweeney webms.

jesus christ
/tv/ had more threads about this show during season 1, but since that was 7 years ago, most of you weren't here

>>220295834
/tv/ was way more active 7 years ago or even just 2 years ago. Thank hiroshimoot for the e-mail verification and triple captchas.

>>220295920
yeah but that's excuse for the people being confused about why people are talking about the show and wondering who watches it because they were fucking 14 when the last season came out

>>220295920
Or even just 1 month ago, before the "maintenance" which made posting extremely slow or non-functional for a stretch. A lot of anons left then and haven't come back

>>220290575
>>220294635
I think its angel meaning rue fucked over feye for no reason.

>>220296117
>for no reason
>is a Nazi cumdump
???

>>220296117
they showed it was faye when the truck pulled up, retard

This DEA shit killed the season for me, I wanted to see what kind of shit sneedaya would do with the gangstas

>>220295534
The actress is the daughter of a "big" Hollywood jew, even if her mother is a shiksa. I doubt that her character will ever even have sex. Initially she was pure, but now she's just a sex-negative feminist prude.

>>220296454
wow
you're telling me, for the first time, that Maude APATOW's dad is ... someone with influence in Hollywood?
Perhaps even, the guy responsible for like every comedy movie between 2006 and 2018 or so?
Wow, I had no idea.

>>220296546
Calm down, Reddit. I wasn't presenting it as some revelation, just an explanation as to why her character will remain asexual.

>>220296622
next you'll tell me her mom is the bitchy girl from Big Daddy who's been in movies for 30 years

>>220296454
>the certified best friend of the friend group
>gets undone by her trust in her friends
every single time

>nate begging them to let him do a good thing
>"I can't be bad"
Please based sam, *when* he goes werewolf let it be on his wife, let him send her to god for judgement
>>220296331
It's pretty clear that they're going to war with laurie. Still plenty of bishop and marshawn kino.

>>220298285
Nate hasn't even hit rock bottom yet, in the promo for next ep you can hear him screaming some more so he probably gets his penis chopped off by the Armenian.

>>220291843
Maybe cassie in her hubris will get involved with some sketchy people and maddy will let them have her because it's not her problem.
There was that scene where they kept cutting back and forth between cassie at the party and kitty getting a train run on her. It felt too important not to mean anything. Kitty just likes to dance, cassie just wants attention.

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>>220285728
nah, that breaks the suspension of disbelief, sydney is literally built too strong for that

>>220299005
It's all fun and games until she's got BBC in all three holes for onlyfans content and the chuds collectively coomriot