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He killed his wife btw
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>>220273343
If he did it, how?
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>>220273367
was never proven
innocent like tom hanks
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What happened to the best of the worst episode he was supposed to shoot this year?
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He’s a Freemason and member of social clubs organizing gangstalkers to go after people like me because I know the truth about the data centers. They’re using them to power a time machine to go back in time and assassinate Jesus Christ Almighty. They’re the Biblical Four Horsemen dammit.
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>>220273343
Went feral defending that shitty Ghostbusters remake then participated in one of the sequels that wiped it. A man of principle
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>>220273399
They canned it after Mike died of a failed suicide attempt
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>>220273454
Sooo like assassins creed
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>>220273371
Here's an artist rendition of that evening
I think the image speaks for itself
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>>220273343
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>>220273551
looks a bit too much like cory feldman here
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>>220273539
I never played it, but they leak their whole plans all the time if you know what to look for. They’re starting to use the “stars” as surveillance devices. They’re drones that look like stars. They’re also working on robotics right now that replace people’s parents, friends, and family with robotic handlers. That’s why people don’t seem normal anymore. I don’t even know how many people are robots already, but it’s a lot.
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>>220273343
Why is he in fucking everything? I watched a Texas Chain Saw Massacre documentary and he was one of the five people interviewed along with Stephen King and Takashi Miike and some renowned Aussie film critic.
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>>220273625
Have you checked yourself for circuitry?
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>>220273581
kek what a faggot. KWAF, if you will.
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>>220273551
This looks like one of those drawings that people make of their alien abductions.
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>>220273581
This post is proof that social media ruined both men and women.
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>>220273581
>wall of text
>say nothing that matters
Why are they like this
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>>220273343
bit of a fag but he's honestly a pretty decent comedic actor and doesn't deserve all the hate. maybe just a little bit of the hate
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>>220273343
HE DID IT
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>>220273636
He's positinioned himself as one of the nerd culture celebs like weaton
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>>220273343
I don't think
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His dad owns a dealership.
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>>220273367
But wht really bothers me is the hypocrisy of it all.
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>>220274208
This was debunked.
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All the wife killers are here.
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>>220273454
They already assassinated Jesus once, spoiler it didn't work
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>>220273367
What I expected. Fpbp.
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>>220273343
I think about this skit way too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UWhP0Jxis
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The Latino film about an accordion player that he recommended in Turner classic films is awesome and a must watch. Surprisingly cinema, the song he performs about a wooden horse is tragically melancholy.
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>>220273343
he's hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C3rMPLwKPjM
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>>220273371
>>220273389
He has literally admitted several times to being the one who personally dosed out the cocktail of drugs that killed her and then giving them to her with a glass of water before not checking on her for an entire day even when he hadn’t heard from her in 16+ hours. He then six months later got remarried to an ex so do with that information as you will.
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>>220273343
I like his first three albums and his book "Zombie, Spaceship, Wasteland", but Trump absolutely melted his brain.
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>>220273343
At least he's not poor. I guess.
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>>220273343
I think he did it.
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>>220273343
>In June 2020, Patton Oswalt acknowledged that Michelle McNamara (his wife) had been addicted to opioids
Case closed.
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>>220273367
>>220275345
Do you think he's a serial killer?
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>>220273684
The me that you know is now made up of wires. And even when I'm right with you, I'm so far away.
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Jeopardy Champion
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>>220274987
Meredith Salanger wasn't his ex.
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I don't care who killed his wife, I just think he's kind of annoying sometimes and Ratatouille is overrated.
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>>220275768
Whoops. Although of all of the things, that is probably the least vindicating lol
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I’m going to say he killed his wife. I know this as a 100% fact as it was told to me in a dream.
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think we all know what his best role was
https://youtu.be/B2usQ1GoY-8

and his best joke
https://youtu.be/7QU4qiHG2Hc
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>>220275861
It's all bullshit. He obviously didn't murder his wife. It's just as dumb as the Richard Gere gerbil rumor but hardly anyone knows about it or would talk about it outside some sewer like 4chan.

It's not even a real conspiracy that has traction. You can't find a single article that mentions it. I think it only exists on this one website. Maybe Twitter too because there are schizo chuds there as well now.
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>>220276348
Recently, Matthew Perry's drug dealer was sentenced to 15 years in jail for selling him fatal dose of the ketamine.

This guy openly admited to preparing a drug cocktail for his wife.
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>>220276648
And yet he's not even been charged or judged by society. No, I don't consider 4chan lunatics to be "society".
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>>220276196
Tim Heidecker does a superior Nolte in the movie 'The Comedy'. And I think Pete Holmes' Han Solo joke is funnier.
But I still love Patton.
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>>220276682
Yeah, it was simply an oopsie. Like his attempts to normalize pedoshit.
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>>220276963
If anyone in Hollywood eats babies, it's GOTTA be this guy
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>>220276983
Your stereotypical nice guy.
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>>220277119
That's how I feel about Kevin Smith. Too "nice". He's gotta have some skeletons in the closet. It's catching up with him, cause he looks like a skeleton now
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>>220276348
You’re going to absurdly weird lengths to do damage control over the fact that this dude literally killed his wife 10 years ago. Purposefully or not who knows but it’s what literally happened. Literally. He has said as much.
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>>220277208
The burden of guilt he carries is very visible. Maybe he's just a retard but who knows?
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>>220277208
You don't have friends or know people. Social types aren't suspicious of everyone.
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>>220277322
You don't know what 'literally' means, zoomer faggot.
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>>220278582
Oh boy that might actually be you kek I used it correctly, dingaling. His actions directly lead to the death of his wife and if it weren’t for him she may or may not be dead today but it’s objectively due to his involvement that she is dead. All this is in quite the literal sense. You can stop projecting at any time.
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I like Patton. He's funny and makes me laugh and I enjoy his presence in my kinos and I don't like how mean everyone is toward him and the wife killing jokes are extremely mean-spirited and rubs me the wrong way. his liberal politics aside, which I truly don't care for, I like him as a person
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>>220278740
Grow a pair
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>>220278756
I guarantee mine are bigger than yours
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pretty good comedy specials



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