He killed his wife btw
>>220273343If he did it, how?
>>220273367was never proveninnocent like tom hanks
What happened to the best of the worst episode he was supposed to shoot this year?
He’s a Freemason and member of social clubs organizing gangstalkers to go after people like me because I know the truth about the data centers. They’re using them to power a time machine to go back in time and assassinate Jesus Christ Almighty. They’re the Biblical Four Horsemen dammit.
>>220273343Went feral defending that shitty Ghostbusters remake then participated in one of the sequels that wiped it. A man of principle
>>220273399They canned it after Mike died of a failed suicide attempt
>>220273454Sooo like assassins creed
>>220273371Here's an artist rendition of that eveningI think the image speaks for itself
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>>220273551looks a bit too much like cory feldman here
>>220273539I never played it, but they leak their whole plans all the time if you know what to look for. They’re starting to use the “stars” as surveillance devices. They’re drones that look like stars. They’re also working on robotics right now that replace people’s parents, friends, and family with robotic handlers. That’s why people don’t seem normal anymore. I don’t even know how many people are robots already, but it’s a lot.
>>220273343Why is he in fucking everything? I watched a Texas Chain Saw Massacre documentary and he was one of the five people interviewed along with Stephen King and Takashi Miike and some renowned Aussie film critic.
>>220273625Have you checked yourself for circuitry?
>>220273581kek what a faggot. KWAF, if you will.
>>220273551This looks like one of those drawings that people make of their alien abductions.
>>220273581This post is proof that social media ruined both men and women.
>>220273581>wall of text>say nothing that mattersWhy are they like this
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>>220273343bit of a fag but he's honestly a pretty decent comedic actor and doesn't deserve all the hate. maybe just a little bit of the hate
>>220273343HE DID IT
>>220273636He's positinioned himself as one of the nerd culture celebs like weaton
>>220273343I don't think
His dad owns a dealership.
>>220273367But wht really bothers me is the hypocrisy of it all.
>>220274208This was debunked.
All the wife killers are here.
>>220273454They already assassinated Jesus once, spoiler it didn't work
>>220273367What I expected. Fpbp.
>>220273343I think about this skit way too muchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UWhP0Jxis
The Latino film about an accordion player that he recommended in Turner classic films is awesome and a must watch. Surprisingly cinema, the song he performs about a wooden horse is tragically melancholy.
>>220273343he's hilarioushttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/C3rMPLwKPjM
>>220273371>>220273389He has literally admitted several times to being the one who personally dosed out the cocktail of drugs that killed her and then giving them to her with a glass of water before not checking on her for an entire day even when he hadn’t heard from her in 16+ hours. He then six months later got remarried to an ex so do with that information as you will.
>>220273343I like his first three albums and his book "Zombie, Spaceship, Wasteland", but Trump absolutely melted his brain.
>>220273343At least he's not poor. I guess.
>>220273343I think he did it.
>>220273343>In June 2020, Patton Oswalt acknowledged that Michelle McNamara (his wife) had been addicted to opioidsCase closed.
>>220273367>>220275345Do you think he's a serial killer?
>>220273684The me that you know is now made up of wires. And even when I'm right with you, I'm so far away.
Jeopardy Champion
>>220274987Meredith Salanger wasn't his ex.
I don't care who killed his wife, I just think he's kind of annoying sometimes and Ratatouille is overrated.
>>220275768Whoops. Although of all of the things, that is probably the least vindicating lol
I’m going to say he killed his wife. I know this as a 100% fact as it was told to me in a dream.
think we all know what his best role was https://youtu.be/B2usQ1GoY-8and his best joke https://youtu.be/7QU4qiHG2Hc
>>220275861It's all bullshit. He obviously didn't murder his wife. It's just as dumb as the Richard Gere gerbil rumor but hardly anyone knows about it or would talk about it outside some sewer like 4chan. It's not even a real conspiracy that has traction. You can't find a single article that mentions it. I think it only exists on this one website. Maybe Twitter too because there are schizo chuds there as well now.
>>220276348Recently, Matthew Perry's drug dealer was sentenced to 15 years in jail for selling him fatal dose of the ketamine.This guy openly admited to preparing a drug cocktail for his wife.
>>220276648And yet he's not even been charged or judged by society. No, I don't consider 4chan lunatics to be "society".
>>220276196Tim Heidecker does a superior Nolte in the movie 'The Comedy'. And I think Pete Holmes' Han Solo joke is funnier. But I still love Patton.
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>>220276682Yeah, it was simply an oopsie. Like his attempts to normalize pedoshit.
>>220276963If anyone in Hollywood eats babies, it's GOTTA be this guy
>>220276983Your stereotypical nice guy.
>>220277119That's how I feel about Kevin Smith. Too "nice". He's gotta have some skeletons in the closet. It's catching up with him, cause he looks like a skeleton now
>>220276348You’re going to absurdly weird lengths to do damage control over the fact that this dude literally killed his wife 10 years ago. Purposefully or not who knows but it’s what literally happened. Literally. He has said as much.
>>220277208The burden of guilt he carries is very visible. Maybe he's just a retard but who knows?
>>220277208You don't have friends or know people. Social types aren't suspicious of everyone.
>>220277322You don't know what 'literally' means, zoomer faggot.
>>220278582Oh boy that might actually be you kek I used it correctly, dingaling. His actions directly lead to the death of his wife and if it weren’t for him she may or may not be dead today but it’s objectively due to his involvement that she is dead. All this is in quite the literal sense. You can stop projecting at any time.
I like Patton. He's funny and makes me laugh and I enjoy his presence in my kinos and I don't like how mean everyone is toward him and the wife killing jokes are extremely mean-spirited and rubs me the wrong way. his liberal politics aside, which I truly don't care for, I like him as a person
>>220278740Grow a pair
>>220278756I guarantee mine are bigger than yours
pretty good comedy specials