Who writes this crap?
>>220282619Your mom
SAMOAS!
>>220282619>Damn it, I will NOT have another Bill in my life.
>>220282619I chuckled
>>220282619One of the Velma writers, honestly the whole episode was retarded and forced. Hank never would have even humored this kind of shit.
>>220282651kek, it's kino!
>>220282619Hank thought Peggy was a virgin and that they lost their virginities together but she had fucked her gay friend in high school. Which is pretty cuckedThat being said, do people actually vocalize internet slang like that irl? I’ve only ever heard it used ironically in real life. Since it just doesn’t roll of the tongue in the way real life slang is designed to
>>220282651Cram it up your fundhole
>>220282776Have you seen KOTH? Most of the plotlines in later seasons revolve around Hank having to humor kinds of shit that he never needed to before.
>mid 00's hair>2020's talking pointsIt's sad when you can literally feel writers aging, and trying to keep a finger on "those kids"
>>220282847>That being said, do people actually vocalize internet slang like that irl?Gen Alpha says Mog and Foid in school
>>220282847I use "sneed" all the time.
>>220283841Those roll off the tongue at least
>>220282847I scream NIGGER at convoluted gas pumps
>>220283784>how do you do, fellow modern audiences?
>>220283784yeah, that's the problem, that good hank didn't have broccoli hair
>>220282891That’s shit that is thrust on him in some way, this is something that he makes a conscious choice to do and is into it before he realizes it’s bad. When he never would have been into it in the first place.
>>220283900>t.
>>220282847desu, it's pretty heavily alluded to that Peggy fucked Bill in a moment of desperation, when she couldn't get pregnant.
>>220282619This was written by that fat, ugly pajeeta from the officeSame one that ruined velma
>>220284080No it's not, you retard.
>>220284080No, Bill said that when they were trapped in the water in that one episode and Hank just said “no you didn’t” and he admitted he didn’t.
>>220282619“Destined to cucktitude” describes Hanks brother quite well howeverbeit
>>220282891The Willy Nelson episode is especially egregious. The later seasons took a few weird turns. I watched the first episode of the new series and said no hanks.
>>220284080>At first Bill was disgusted by the thought that had quickly flitted through his meager brain. He easily pushed it out to make way for the barren loneliness, self-loathing, obsession with Lenore, and general emptiness that were his mind's usual stock and trade. But the thought returned. Rarely at first, but soon with increasing frequency. It was hard for him to remember time anymore, beyond whether it was morning, noon, or night. But now what he knew was a sick and disgusting thought crawled through and overpowered his feeble psyche for all three. He could eat, oh how he could eat. And he could certainly still drink his Alamo beer, though it was less and less effective as self-medication. But he could not sleep. Drunk, sweating heavily, and days unwashed on that hot, Arlen Texas night, Bill gave in to his depraved fantasy. He knew things would never be the same. He knew he would likely pay for what he was about to do with his life. He did not care. The only thing that mattered to him now was his need to satisfy the dark lust that he could no longer distinguish from himself, or his soul. He slowly, casually walked out of his house, not bothering to shut the door behind him, and across the alley through the starry but moonless night. Arlen was not the kind of town where folks locked their doors. But people on Rainey Street would be sure that their doors stayed locked for years after the horror that was about to ensue.
>>220284124They're dropping breadcrumbs as early as season 1, where Bobby smokes like a frenchman. The Dauterive family photo has a kid who looks like Bobby in it.It's a subtle background joke they're playing around with for the whole show, if you're paying attention.
>>220284225It would explain how naturally Bobby adapted to the Dauterive family.
>>220284225Hank has a narrow urethrae there's no way he could impregnant someone.
>>220284145>howeverbeitReddit>b-but /sp/ and /qa/!
>>220284366No idea what this post meant. Maybe you ought to go back to your homesite where people will understand your references.
>>220282891the one about the Co-Op always felt weirdeven though I more or less agreed with what it was saying, it felt like propaganda
Was the Goode Family really a bad show, or do leftists just not like laughing at themselves?
>>220282619It's just typical of leftists, when a show puts "conservatives" in a positive or even just a neutral light, they have to shit all over it. All media must become propaganda. Nothing can be broadcast without first being filtered through The Party.
>>220282847I've seen a lot of teens use "maxxing" for whatever shit, so yesPeople vocalize internet slang but it's mostly kids (as the cartoon is accurately showing)If you are 30+ vocalizing internet slang then no, that's not normal
>>220282619God the artstyle is so ugly
>>220284990this is pretty much what a lot of the original show was. Hank being a stuffy conservative who is faced with facets of the modern world that he either begrudgingly comes to accept, or simply rejects or fails to understand. In the 90's, it was Bobby being an awkward sensitive 90's kid, and an obnoxious Asian family living next door. Now it's whatever this is.
>>220282847Just think back to higschool and all the internet slang you said outloud like pwned
>>220285527I never said that out loud. Everyone intuitively knew not to do that. The internet stayed on the internet.
>>220285527Only ever said “owned”, and occasionally at that
>>220285615I'm pretty sure I said that. I definitely said 1337
>>220285615Oh, you were the uptight faggot that was impossible to warm up to, got it.
>>220283841People actually saying all the semi-tongue-in-cheek ridiculous shit from like 10 years ago, IRL, will never not make me laugh whenever I hear it>Yeah bro I chudmogged that jestermoding cortisolmaxxing foid
>>220286513No, I knew that if I said things like "pwned" out loud in public, I'd get bullied for it. Talking like someone who has ever been on the internet didn't used to be cool.
>>220286595Sounds like a (You) problem. Post hand
>>220286727It's a born before the year 2000 problem.
>>220286827Keep digging that hole jit, when I was born Biggie and Two Pack Shay-Kerr were still alive. Post hand
>>220286873>everyone who thinks saying "pwned" in public is cringe is an IndianWhat even is this frame of argumentation?Do your homework.
>>220282619It's kind of ironic that they went with that, given how ridiculously much gay, effeminate zoomer slang they could choose from.
>>220282847 Remember she did fuck that guy before getting together with hank and she couldn't seem to comprehend why. But she was dreadfully pissed off when she found out that a girl forced a kiss onto hank.Peggy cannot be hated enough
>>220286962Jit != Jeetdo your homework, jit.
>>2202840592.24 gas? must have been taken when a democrat was in office
>>220287098Gas was more expensive under Biden.
>>220284225Bobby looks exactly like a blond Cotton.
>>220287026you're a fucking cornball, Neji
>>220284059
KoTH went to shit well before it ended, and this abortion of a reboot certainly did not bring up the quality
>>220287010I’ve been meaning to make a thread where I greentext every single one of Peggy’s sin but every time I start to I realize how massive a list it actually is. Like multiple occasions almost every episode where she’s just a shitty person, and that’s without even exaggerating or being all incel and memey about it.
>>220289760A thread like that would be funny to see. But yes. Incel and blackpill memes aside peggy is just awful.
