Yoda: Where have you been Qui Gon?>I won a little slave boy by betting on pod racing that I rigged.nigger, whaT?????
>>220283663He freed Anakin from slavery and only rigged whether he or his mother would be freed, since Watto wouldn't free them both.
>>220283727>He trafficked the boy to the jedi temple to meet the masters
>>220283787that's kinda the whole deal of Jedi: they kidnap kids to continue their gay little order
>The Jedi/Republic were cool with the slavery status quoThe Resistance(TM) isn't going to be happy about this one
>>220283809The PT... was poorly thought out?
>>220283908No George Lucas is a deranged Hollywood leftist pedoThey believe they are the good guys and are saving the children (see: Michael Jackson) and that Republicans are the big bad guys trying to kill the kidsRemember, Lucas is butt buddies with Steven Spielberg, who anally raped Heather O'Rourke to death, so in his worldview the Jedi ARE good guys for kidnapping and trafficking children cuz at least that means the heckin Republicans won't kill them
>>220283727>Jedi are the fucking right hand of the galactic republic>Couldn’t buy a young boy’s mother out of slavery
>>220283962Deepest lore
>>220283825They made that Acolyte show that made the Jedi the bad guys, and the real good guys were a black lesbian coven.
>>220283988>the republic banned slavery>Let's participate in the slave trade not that it really mattered since she was released from slavery like a year or two after anikin left
>>220283962>Remember, Lucas is butt buddies with Steven Spielberg, who anally raped Heather O'Rourke to death, so in his worldview the Jedi ARE good guys for kidnapping and trafficking children cuz at least that means the heckin Republicans won't kill themWhoah whoah easy on that Andrew Tate hate-campaign.>when even Galactic Empire is more competent than your trad cabinet.
>>220283727Why couldn't he just kill Watto and free all the slaves?
>>220283663Still seething almost three decades later? Keep it up. You're almost at the world record for longest time spent seething about something completely outside of your control while onlookers point and laugh.
>>220286032>said the zoomer revisionist as tears streamed down his face
>>220283663Does anyone else hate the prequelfags that act like Qui-gon was this great man when he was a morallu dubious retard the entire film he appeared?
>>220286269>he was a morallu dubious retardhe wasn't.At least he wasn't as retarded as rest jedi order
>>220286269No, he ignores the retarded order and gets shit done
>>220286608>>220286689He literally does the most obtuse shit. When presented with opportunities to get shit done quick and efficiently he does the complete opposite. Not to mention this fucker isn't willing to kill Watto but is more than happy to leave him financial ruin. Hell he'd have done it via Mind control if Watto wasn't as retarded as Jin.
>>220286912>When presented with opportunities to get shit done quick and efficiently he does the complete opposite.Like..?>but is more than happy to leave him financial ruin.Fucking where?
>>220287039>Let's not just hire someone to fly us to Coruscant>Let's look at only one fucking dealership>Let's not try just exchanging our credits with someone >Or fuck just steal the hyperdrive in the dead of night, I was gonna steal it anyway.>Let's instead get invovled in a podrace drawinh huge attention to ourselvesQui-gon is a retard
>>220286002He could have at least said to Watto>Just the boy, not his mother as well? You seem pretty fond of those wings, be a shame if someone with a laser sword cut them off
>>220287097>>Let's not just hire someone to fly us to CoruscantHired spacers might work for Trade Federation.>>Let's look at only one fucking dealershipWatto openly says he is the only merchant in Mos-Eisley with parts from Nubian.>>Let's not try just exchanging our credits with someoneWith who? He tries to convince Watto take credits and after failing Jar Jar runs into Sebulba and Anakin offers his aid.>>Let's instead get invovled in a podrace drawinh huge attention to ourselvesBy how exactly?
Lucas' writing is very bad: He wanted to have a podracing scene in the middle of his Jedi saving the Naboo plotline so he came up with a halfbaked reason to strand the Jedi on Tattooine when their first priority should have been to get off Tattooine as soon as possible.>We need to warn the Senate about the droid invasion on Naboo...but let's first watch this exciting pod race instead
>>220287731>Hired spacers might work for Trade Federation.Damn it's a good thing Watto didn't work for the TF! That's how fucking dumb you sound>Watto openly says he is the only merchant in Mos-Eisley with parts from Nubian.Wow. The oldest selling tactic ever>With who? He tries to convince Watto take credits and after failing Jar Jar runs into Sebulba and Anakin offers his aid.Using a mind trick on someone susceptible. You know like how he literally tries with Watto.>By how exactly?Are you fucking retarded? How does getting involved in a huge fucking annual event not bring attention Qui-gon and crew? They are in the pits. It's a good thing Maul was too fucking stupid to look for his prey in the largest fucking gathering of people on the planet.
what about the foid attack on the bookies
