For me it’s Time of the Apes>Johnny don’t go, it’s too dangerous.>I don’t care!
I'll post one that doesn't get mentioned that often. Incredible Melting Man.
>>220284377We all know what the best mst3k episode is
>>220284377Prince of Space for me
>>220285225Attack from Space is better, and hilarious absent of any riffs (they made like 6 movies of it I think)
>>220285225For me it's when they had a complete breakdown watching "Invasion of the Neptune Men" and begged Krankor to stay.
>>220284377The Giant Gila Monster>ANOTHER PLOT OH MAN>WILL YOU FORGET THE SKID MARKS
>>220284377>>220285091I agree with these two, and then also Pumaman is a solid top 3.
>>220285090IM DOCTOR TED NELSON!!! LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE!*gunshots*
>>220285225
>>220284377Any “tv movie/tv show cut up into a movie” is greatTime of the apesFugitive alien Master ninja 1 , 2Stranded in spaceOperation diamond head That invisible truck driver
>>220285090This was the first episode I ever saw.
Pod People is still my favorite
>>220284377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOBibhv7Q_8&t=3078>Suddenly, film the editor goes for an Oscar!
>We're gonna ride our bicycles...
>>220287408
overdrawn at the memory bank for the acting touch of satan for >this is where the fish lives final sacrifice for rowsdower
>>220285091I didn’t want to bungle or boggle the Fingal Doppel.
>>220284377I think that Werewolf has become my favorite episode. There’s not a moment of it where I find myself bored.>Only being able to afford Joe Estevez for the first act>The villain whose hair style and color constantly changes between scenes>Sam the Keeper (“I just found out Count Dracula was a faggot!”)>The main love interest’s inability to act or speak coherent english, but has big tits (“Is that a 3x5? Oh, that’s her acting.”)>The “spare love interest” who doesn’t wear pants, and ends up randomly disappearing from the movie after she’s thrown down the stairs, but has time to escape because the werewolf has to take a break from the chase to celebrate the fact that he just threw her down the stairs.>The honking security guard
>>220284377Is he wearing Monkey Boy Jeans?
Mitchell, Space Mutiny, Pumaman, Warrior of the Lost World and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
>>220287959I never understood Paul’s “house” was it supposed to be a multi family / condo ? Why would a single family house need a live in maintenance guy ? Why does Paul basically just live in a refinished attic when the rest of the house is empty ?The dvd version of the film was on YouTube for while (I think it’s down now) you could see the Wahwilf woman’s nude scene. She had a great bodyThe vhs rip is too blurry to fully enjoy her boobs and butt
>MitchellHeart's poundin'>Mitchell!Vein's cloggin>Mitchell!Oh man this is hard to do after six sour-cream burritos.
>>220284377Red Zone CubaThe Killer ShrewsFor skits- When they are in a "70s jimi hendrix-type" band, and crow just plays fuzztone guitar forever.
How does /tv/ feel about modern mst3k?
>>220289818I love it when stuff from my childhood gets raised from the dead but with more nonwhites and women.
>>220289818everyone involved in season 13 should be killed violently. At least Mike and the boys are coming back. Those fuckers better do more than 4 episodes after getting like 90x their asking amount on the gofundme
>>220289931They confirmed they'll be doing a lot more than just 4.
>>220289952praise krankor
>>220284377Mitchell and Final Justice. It made Joe Don Baker seethe so much.
>>220287408>>220287438>This is just like Hamlet. Everybody dies.>Yeah, there are many parallels to-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>220284377Eegah!Cave DwellersBoggy Creek 2
>>220284377Godzilla vs. Megalon, Gamera, and Gamera vs. Guiron are pretty great.
>>220290167
>>220290435Guiron might be my favorite of the Gamera episodes. >CORNJOB!?
>>220290437To this day, I'll respond to someone asking me "What's up?" or "What's wrong?" with "Sit down, pie face, it's a long list."
people literally gave Joel millions of dollars for this lol
>>220289818its fucking awful>Non stop "jokes" every second, no time in between, no pacing>High pitched squeaky awful voice on crow and that one girl>Everything is over done. costumes, sets, big band singing theme. Green screen in the main 'area' of the ship.Pretty much >>220289873
>>220290985>Everything is over doneI constantly get nu-nu-mst3k shit in my Facebook feed and I've noticed that they are absolutely stressing, hammering down on the fact that everything will once more be shitty handmade puppets and sets, like it actually pissed them off how "polished" the Netflix stuff was
>>220291118how is the netflix shit considered polished? kek they were mocking season 13 being 90% green screen
>>220291219Polished like an overbudget YouTuber. Too HD.
>>220291118>>220291262Yeah, thats the thing - when the originals were pretty much a low budget garage-band type deal, you cant just pump in 1mill dollar budget and green screen CGI everything. (Presumably) MBA suits and kathleen kennedy types turned into a some big circus nu-clownshow. Aesthetics are important. The jank made it cozy.
>>220284377The Screaming Skull>Should we call the cops?>Nah, we didn't last time and it worked itself out.
>>220284377i have fond memories of The Deadly Mantis
IT'S TIME FOR GO TO BED
>>220291584I was re-reading the MST3K book recently, and I can’t remember if it was Mike or Kevin who said it, but evidently their goal was to maintain the appearance of a “slightly-above-average public access show”.
>>220291584I lot of these rebooted shitshows could’ve been salvaged simply by using old cameras and shooting in 4:3. It would at least trick a non-zero quantity of people into buying into it. And it’s more suited for adaptation to peoples TikTok and Instagram feeds anyways so they have that going for them. Studios are seemingly immune to trying something newDocumentary Now! is the only series I’ve seen that’s done it and almost every single episode is kino.
>>220291789I find Rifftrax compelling because it's really Mike searching for a way to keep doing the same thing, with even less money. That first year it was basically just him with a microphone trying to figure out e-commerce, and he pulled in enough goodwill from old cable fans that he was able to hire Bill and Kevin
>>220289818I was done with it the moment they did the reveal that Servo was going to be played by a black guy, and he exclaimed triumphantly “I’M GONNA HAVE SOUL NOW!”, a huge knock on Kevin Murphy.Then, the show came out, and was basically “Noah’s Arcade Presents: Mystery Science Theater 3000”. Horribly overproduced, with distracting celebrity guest appearances, Patton and Felicia are awful as the nu-Mads (it’s kind of funny that Pearl goes as far as cloning herself to avoid hanging out with them), the bots are interchangeable and devoid of personality, nu-Gypsy is just “woman, but robot” now, and while girl Crow’s operator is cute as hell, I hate how girl Crow sounds like a muppet. The four episodes that I actually like are Cry Wilderness, Avalanche, Mac and Me, an Munchie, and most of that are the movies themselves doing the heavy lifting. I did also like that skit where Jonah gets so freaked out by Munchie that when Kinga tells him to get back in the theater he straight up tells her no, so she pinches off the SoL’s air hose, and the Bots continue telling Kinga to go fuck herself while either oblivious or not caring that Jonah is suffocating.
>>220291665>Meanwhile inside the reverend's head, a fire raged on
>>220291961I think I’ve still got that colorized DVD of Night of the Living Dead somewhere that I bought specifically because it had a commentary with Mike essentially trying to do a solo proto-Rifftrax by himself in those dark days of the early-00s.Unrelated, but his wife is still a piece based on a recent video she did digging through old MST3K merch they had around the house.
>>220284377Deathstalker 3
>>220290943Holy fucking shit whatI never even used the Gizmoplex, but even still, goddamn.
>>220292043>Servo was going to be played by a black guy, and he exclaimed triumphantly “I’M GONNA HAVE SOUL NOW!”, a huge knock on Kevin Murphy.And then Servo was the whitest he's ever sounded. How's that even possible?
>>220290943>we're shutting down>anyway give us more money ploxlmfao
>>220290943I guess this answers the question of whether or not Mike's new episodes will be uploaded there...
>>220285091>mom, my nuts?
>>220292043great breakdown, better said than IAlso, crows operators' voice physically hurts my ears listening to it
>>220289818I thouroughly enjoyed seasons 11 and 12.Season 13 was extremely disappointing for a variety of reasons. The writing was generally worse. I found the new extra trio of riffers to be like nails on a chalkboard. The cgi sets were awful.
This Island Earth
>>220290943I got this email the other day. The idea was 10-15 years too late to be viable anyway. The show was widely available on YouTube even well before Shout Factory bought the rights from Mallon and started official streams.
One thing I didn't like about the new seasons was they completely misinterpreted "It's just a show, I should really just relax," intended to be about nitpicky shit, and used it to just do whatever without explaining. While it didn't happen too often, MST3K NEVER shied away from lore episodes and explaining how and why things were changing. Imagine if Joel left and Mike took over, or the SoL ended up in the ape future, with no explanation. Joel said it would be addressed whether the Bots were the originals or new versions created by Kinga and it never was.Also, I liked Growler and Waverly and Season 12 did surprisingly little with them. They were never involved in skits or anything until like the final episode. I haven't watched all the Season 13 episodes yet, but apparently they start working for the Mads? I don't like that. I wanted to see them having hijinks with Crow and Servo. Why not make up new Mad Bots if they wanted the Mads to have their own Bots?
>>220289952When was this confirmed? Not saying you’re wrong, this is just the first I’ve heard about it, outside a lot of wishful thinking.
>>220294357>Joel said it would be addressed whether the Bots were the originals or new versions created by Kinga and it never was.My headcanon is that Rifftrax is Mike and the Bots’ enterprise to make a living, because it’s all they know, and “Kevin” and “Bill” are just aliases for Tom and Crow.
>He tried to kill me with a fork lift, ole!
>>220294488I love how Tom keeps singing it after the other two are done with the bit to the point where they're compelled to join in again
>>220290060>MEATBALLS FRIED IN LARD!
>>220290437Arch Hall Jr blocked me on Facebook for making a joke about Trump>Eegah! …oooh god.
>>220295987I'm actually surprised to know that he's still alive.
>>220296178That was in 2015 so he may be dead by now I dunno he blocked me
>>220284377
>>220285091If they cut out the technobabble this really isn't that bad of a movie
>>220287438You know, this movie’s kinda goofy
>>220291665the last MST3K episode to air on the scifi channel
>>220285091This (also the movie is kino)
>>220294235>Meacham! Ruth!>I LOVE YOU!
>>220296492It'd be even better if they cut out all the stinky, repulsive anteaters!
>>220284377i dont remember what movie it was, i think it was some space movie with starfighters and stuff, but the main character asked the elder/president/commander where the girl/princess was, the guy says she's in the garden, and the riffers go "oooo, he's gonna have so much sex with your daughterrrrr" and as a kid, that line really cracked me up because thats exactly what happened next.
>>220298435Woah, huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere!
>>220284377yo there's another planet of the apes movie I haven't seen? I just finished watching Battle and it was kinda ass.
>>220299461Space Mutiny, one of the greatest episodes.>>220299521Time of the Apes, a Japanese rip-off.
>>220299461Space Mutiny?
>>220299757>>220299775yep! space mutiny! 49:45 on youtube is the exact moment i remember.
>Well, believe me, Mike. I calculated the odds of this succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid and... I went ahead anyway...
>>220285090Otchka!
>>220299757>>220299775for me it's when the dead flight lieutenant keeps showing up in the background
>>220287959>the yetiglanchi
>>220300994>GoodBYE, Joe.
>>220286664Lmao
>>220285225I love boot blacking very much!
>>220287456I have been laughing about Final Sacrifice for better than 15 years.
>>220297853>There go the paino lessons! I can't remember my dad!
>Let's slip out under the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county.
>>220300925I will always respect the Council of Easily Led Wise Men.
>>220287438And the dismount…
>>220288603My my my God!
>>220296492For a movie literally made by a New York PBS station on budget. Iirc, Raul pro bono’d it because they were struggling to find a lead.
>>220299775Get me my Warrior Mumu
“This is the first time I’ve been on this end of a broom” from Jack Frost in that hay voice had me laughing like five minutes straight. Admittedly though Im easy to amuse.
is there a single movie that reb brown doesn't make instantly entertaining?
>>220301722The shit that’s obviously too dark or really raunchy BUT they couldn’t call them out on it are the best jokes. The learning real with a young colt getting kicked away as it was trying to nurse and Tom saying “Oops, sorry dad!” Is the all time classic.
>>220291743Well said Tor.
>"What are we going to do? I reckon they mean to kill us!">You RECKON? Hey, you're Japanese, Ed-san.
For me, its the final sacrifice
>>220302474*the camera awkwardly starts at the ground and works its way up the girl's body slowly as they make wolf noises before showing her face and revealing it's an 8 year old kid*Lmao
>>220288603Mitchell… even his name sounds like a beer.
>>220302972>SAAAY... Oh.
>Godzilla, bye-bye!>SHUT UP!!
>>220287408IT’S CORNJOB!
>Godzilla vs. Megalon keeps cutting back and forth from the monster fight to show the main hero driving towards it in his car.>"I'm glad I'm not there.">"I'm really glad I'm not there.">"Oh, shoot! Now I'm here!"
>>220286716>That invisible truck driverBen Murphy here.
For me, it's Time Chasers>Yup, grandma came back from the dead, built a duplicate plane and crashed it.
>>220306475Joel’s >that had to hurt - I don’t care what your background is. during gamera vs. guiron fits neatly into every Godzilla fight.
>>220284377When you have movies like Sandy Frank in them, you can't lose.
>>220307115>He's got a tree! He's got a tree! That's not the Godzilla we know, he's fighting dirty!
>>220285091Yes. Don't know what Overdrawn at the Memory Bank has to do with it, however.
>>220285091DRAW(me some butter)
>>220290943When he started another kickstarter after his first season was out, I knew something was wrong.
>>220291584>you cant just pump in 1mill dollar budgetI mean, you can, I wouldn't call what they released "overproduced" in any capacity. Remember the movie? They had a budget on that one, and the sets looked great.There's having a budget and then there's trying to squeeze as much money as you can out of it like Joel did. Nothing cheaper than a green screen and some costumes from spirit halloween.
>>220291953Most of the assertions here are all wrong.
Love MST3K, but not all eps were winners. I'm a fan of films that made sense and didn't have tons of narration or super long extended scenes to fill time (there was a movie about dinosaurs on an island and Joel and the bots kept saying "more climbing and walking" over and over).
>>220302616I read an interview with the actor that played Rosdower and he seemed like a very smart and nice guy.
>>220300925>for me it's when the dead flight lieutenant keeps showing up in the backgroundMike: Ok look alive everyon-...oh sorry, Debbie.
One episode I absolutely love that I never see anyone talk about is Gunslinger. I don't usually tend to like when MST3K strays from monster/horror/sci-fi movies, but Gunslinger is an absolutely 10/10 episode. The movie is just the right type of bad to be funny on its own AND consistently provide great material for Joel and the Bots, everyone is firing on all cylinders, the riffs are hilarious-->Everything involving the saloon dancers and Caine Muro's hotel room/hallway.>Sheriff Rose sees someone running for their horse and shoots them. Crow: "Well, I'm pretty sure he was a bad guy.">Caine Muro: "Look. You can see the Big Dipper." Joel: "Hey, it's day time." Crow: "He's not talking about the stars...">Movie character: "The good die young." Servo: "Most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying patterns.">Little Man: "DON'T CALL ME THAT! Erica called me 'Little Man!' I DON'T LIKE IT!" Crow: "Ooh. Touched a nerve.">Joel: "This movie is just sitting on my head and crushing it.">Sheriff Rose: "Caine? Is it a two-way thing?" Caine Muro: "It's a two way thing." He shoots her. Servo: "Oh. Guess it's kind of one-way now."--and even the skits are all memorable and top tier (balloon-headed Servo, coffins/funerals/death, quantum linear super positions, etc) on a level even a lot of iconic episodes' aren't. It deserves more recognition.
>>220292189>his wife is still a piece She sure is. Mike hit the jackpot with Bridget. She gave him 2 sons, a solid decades-long marriage, and she's funny as hell in her own right. 10/10 they don't make women like that anymore and rarely did to begin with.
>>220294357I thought Growler was a really fucking lazy design and character. His voice and character is just Rowlf.
>>220308670>and she's funny as hell in her own rightI skip the Rifftrax she does with Mary Jo any time they pop up on the Twitch channel. Still a little bit better than those two unfunny British guys.
>>220308761Really? I think they're great! The High Schoolers series is fantastic, on par with the best of Rifftrax IMO.
>>220308788For me it’s Devil Girl from Mars
>he was my father, did you know him?>know him? He was delicious!
Give me the best rifftrax to watch
>>220309846This and Whizzo are existentialist masterpieces on par with The RoomIn the end the kid gets indisputably ego-deathed and literally nobody cares[/spoilers]
>>220285225>>220285288Prince of Space was a TV show chopped up into a movie, which might be obvious in retrospect. Funny enough Attack of the Neptune Men, despite having an identical structure, was NOT a TV show and was made exactly how you see it. Coincidentally, it was (iirc) the first theatrical starring role for Sonny Chiba.
>>220287959The last theater segment where Mike became a Werecrow was great, him mimicking Crow's cadence and style of riffing led to some of his best jokes>"Come on, dead people know what's going to happen!">"Your ending twist written by a tube worm!"
>>220297043You mean in re-runs right? Danger Diabolik was the final episode overall.
>>220290943Honestly now that Shout owns it wholesale there really is no reason for a dedicated site, I guess RIP those exclusive livestreams or whatever
>>220294357I think in one of those live shows they did they said the Bots were the originals reprogrammed, but then it got weird in the following seasons when they had the clone Bots for whatsherface and Joel
>>220301015>I'm Martin Sheen's brother, can I be in the movie?
>>220309846I find the Gumby movie easily rewatchable
>>220284377I prefer to watch shitty movies without hack unfunny commentary. MST3K was sometimes funny (probably remembering that incorrectly I bet it's annoying as shit) but rifftrax fucking stinks.
>>220309846ROTOR or The Last Slumber Party
>>220307113>ugh, no poopy pants monologue!
Mitchell isn't a bad film but it's more like a made-for-TV Sunday afternoon film.
>>220310537Yeah but i can pretend i have friends and it doesn’t feel cringe like a streamer because of nostalgia
Cigarette shipment, how many pallets?
NO SPRINGS!
I sent Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets
>>220311291I liked the Simpsons referencing thatLow hanging kino idea would be a series like Documentary Now but parodying Coronet stuff.
>>220309846easily samurai ninja
>>220310220Yes you fucking retard
>>220296492I wouldn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple.
>>220311291
What’s the deal with educational shorts anyways? Do they still make them? They feel like they were made for aliens to learn how to be human we should make brown people watch them
>>220312193PSAs and educational films largely fell out of style with the advent of internet
>>220313167PSAs about the Internet kept me safe online growing up. As long as you enter with the assumption every single person you meet is secretly 60 and wants pictures of your butthole the whole web is your oyster.
>>220309846HRRRHRRR̴̬̉R̸̦͂R̸͕̈HR̴̬̉R̸̦͂R̸͕̈R̷̡͒R̵̢̿R̸
>>220310909I have watched that episode I don’t even know how many times, and I don’t know if it’s the edits or what, but I have next to no fucking clue as to what is going on. All I know is that:>A guy breaks into a house, and John Saxon kills him>Mitchell eats dinner at a crime boss’ house, and spends like half the movie parked outside the guy’s house with no attempts at subterfuge whatsoever>Something about a hooker with weed>Something about a shipment of coke or weed>John Saxon is killed offscreen, and I don’t even know what he has to do with the plot anyway>There’s a guy named “Mastrada”, and another guy named “Galano”>Mitchell straight up murders the bad guy at the end by shooting him in the back. Doesn’t even try to apprehend him.
>>220308670>It’s another Mike forgot to take his wedding ring off before shooting” episodeImmersion ruined.
>>220314329A chunk of the movie was edited out for content but the only thing that really got effected was Saxon's character's sudden disappearance. He gets killed onscreen in the unedited version.
>>220308695Fair enough, but like Jonah said, "Who doesn't like Rowlf the Dog?"
>>220310316>I think in one of those live shows they did they said the Bots were the originals reprogrammedSee, that's not the sort of thing you put in a live show that maybe half the fandom doesn't get to see. Imagine if the Joel/Mike transition was handled in a live show.
>>220314409>forgotHe wanted stake his territory for the guys sending the letters about wanting to fuck Mrs. B Natural
>>220316412Aw, but I wanted to feel like a happy king...
Boomp
>>220316412They did get that letter from some college kid saying something to the effect of “Nuveena can pop into my room anytime,” and Mike just does a take to the camera slightly annoyed and says “Yeah, great…thanks.”I also found it funny/wholesome during Turkey Day ‘95 (when they premiered S7) when Mike was Jack Perkins and Bridget was Mr. B Natural, and as the party wore on, Jack got more-and-more hammered and horny, and started getting increasingly handsy with Mr. B, who just acted “bad touch” uncomfortable with the whole thing.
roll fizzlebeefblast hardcheeseslab bulkhead
>>220320539Bob Johnson! Wait...
Thread is on life support.
>>220321295With how many zoomers and third-worlders are on here now, I'm amazed that it lasted as long as it did.
Here's the ones I rewatch most>Girl in the gold boots (just a crazy movie) >The Undead (very underrated corman flick that doesn't make any sense with some really goofy characters and great riffs) >Space Mutiny>Werewolf>Red Zone Cuba (the constant dreariness with very funny riffs just makes it endlessly rewatchable)>Parts: The Clonus HorrorI actually still rewatch mst3k quite a lot, as I have for 20 years it's just my kind of comfy viewing the way other people watch Friends or The Office or something. I just stick to the mike episodes these days. I also like the rifftrax bridget & mary jo pehl ones where they riff on these trashy hallmark/tv murder mysteries, those are very funny
>>220309967yeah this one is unbelievably good. the fairytales this perv director did of thumbalina and jack and the beanstalk are insane superlow budget productions but such entertaining watches. they are legitimately entertaining
>>220321513S7-10 Mike>S2.5-5 Joel>S5-6 Mike>Cry Wilderness/Mac and Me/Munchie Jonah>KTMA-first half of S2 Joel>The rest of nu-MST3KFor whatever reason, the early Mike seasons just don't really click with me, barring maybe The Brain that Wouldn't Die and Santa Claus. I think it might mostly be the kind of boring movie selection of mostly 50s stuff with people just sitting around in rooms smoking and drinking bourbon. And Coleman Francis, I don't think that they can even save those.
>>220321663They feel like Sid and Marty Krofft with an even lower budget, but they've still got a certain charm. I refuse to believe that the same guy who directed Oz and Thumbelina also directed the exterior beach scenes in Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. The only snippet of the Jack and Beanstalk thing I've seen was that moment where I guess Kevin ad libbed a joke about the girl being hot, and Bill giving him genuine shit about it, because she looks like 16 at the oldest.
>trying to sift through mst3k for the good ones because 95% of the movies they did were black and white drive-in theater garbage where it's just flat shots of middle aged men talking on the phone intercut with stock footage of rockets or korean war tanks
help me get used to joel mike is just more charismatic IMO
>>220321870All you had to do was ask for a list, man. These are the best episodes, and if you like those. Avoid 11-13>Godzilla vs Megalon>Godzilla vs The Sea Monster>Cave Dwellers>Pod People>Gamera vs Barugon>Time of the Apes>Gamera vs Gaos>Fugitive Alien>Gamera vs Guiron>Gamera vs Zigra>Fugitive Alien 2>Santa Claus Conquers the Martians >War of the Colossal Beast (for the Mr B Natural short, skip the movie unless you just want to admire Glen's hot sister)>City Limits>Being from Another Planet>The Day the Earth Froze>Manos the Hands of Fate>Warrior of the Lost World>The Magic Voyage of Sinbad>Eegah!>Mitchell>The Brain that Wouldn't Die>Alien from LA>Santa Claus>The Brute Man (just for the Chicken of Tomorrow short, skip the movie)>Deathstalker 3>The Incredible Melting Man>Escape 2000 >Laserblast>The Giant Spider Invasion>The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies>Jack Frost>Prince of Space>Invasion of the Neptune Men>Space Mutiny>Time Chasers>Overdrawn at the Memory Bank>Phantom Planet>The Pumaman>Werewolf>Hobgoblins>The Touch of Satan>Devil Fish>The Final Sacrifice>Soultaker>Girl in Gold Boots>Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders>Future War>Boggy Creek 2>Danger Diabolik (mainly for the host segments, since it's the finale)
>>220321899the reason to watch the joel seasons are dr forrester and tv's frank
>>220321899Mike is more overtly comedic and wacky, with a "little brother" relationship with the bots, who get a kick out of tormenting him. Joel is the "chill" one, with a more fatherly role toward the bots. You also have to be ok with wall-to-wall literal boomer references, because man, do they ever lean into that shit hard in the early seasons. Even in the 90s, those guys were in their 30s.
>>220321663Thumbalina my beloved… I know she’ll come back to me someday
>>220322160>Danger Diabolik (mainly for the host segments, since it's the finale)All I remember from the movie is>Is that stud…coming?Also apparently Diabolik played Kalgan in Space Mutiny. Never realized that
>>220323335Oh wow, I never caught that either. Almost blows my mind as much as finding out the other day that Ivan Ooze from the Power Rangers movie was played by the same guy who played Belloq in Raiders of the Lost Arc.
I'm quite fond of the Starfighters because it has the Cowboy Mike's RICOCHET *ricochet sfx* BBQ sauce
Watching this now
>>220285091Come as you areTo my mallTo my atrium, yeah yeah
I forget which one this is but it's one of my favorites. The characters in movie blow up the monster with a bomb and it cuts to WWII era stock footage of weapons testing on targets with Hitler/ Tojo faces>Oh no! They blew up the Hitler building!
>>220300925
Best Nguyen, Julie and Jack or Replica? Julie and Jack was the only time I’ve been legitimately shocked by a plot twist. But Replica has the car crash scene and awkward stalking scenes.
I JERKED HIM
>>220325182Invasion of the Neptune Men, it’s a Japanese movie that used a lot of stock footage of explosions, including WWII stuff
>>220285843>the pyewmaman
>>220284377I miss the days when people on 4chan would stream these episodes 24/7 on its own dedicated website. The internet was better 10 years ago, I don't care.
>>220326216>nostalgia for 2016Damn grim.
>>220324933This propaganda movie rules.
>>220287959>Sam the Keeper (“I just found out Count Dracula was a faggot!”) He also starred in the black hole sun music video. Same glasses and everything.
>>220322160>Avoid 11Hey now, Cry Wilderness and Avalanche are good episodes. I remember Yongary and Mac & Me being good too, but I'd have to rewatch and refresh my memory of them.
>>220324933>>220326649>DUN... DUN-DUN-DUN...
>>220326216You mean cytube? It's still going, you just need to get the gang back together.
How do they eat and breathe in space?
Saturday morning, whole family gathered 'round the tv to watch MTS3K. Good times.
Has anyone here seen the MST3K vs. Gamera: Round II fan episodes? They're pretty fun and impressive (even including old '90s commercials during the commercial breaks) and they recapture the charm of classic MST far better than the Netflix seasons (which obviously goes without saying, but still).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayze2ujb5Vk
>>220321870>zommy gets triggered by black and whiteGood, you don't deserve to watch MST3K.
>>220308337>doors don’t open like that! https://youtu.be/ELYfE4O116o
>>220284377Rifftrax >>> MST3KIf you're gonna make jokes over a bad movie, make jokes over a bad movie. You don't need to add a gay ass framing device and bad skits and silhouettes of bad-on-purpose muppet characters. Also Joel fucking sucks.>>220321870Another reason why Rifftrax is better than MST3K since it doesn't have to stay so strict to SciFi
>>220332615Get a load of this guy, gang. He's too cool for puppets! He prefers his bad movie riffing be done like serious adults!
Are you hyped?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjJuwp8VpWs
>>220285090This is such a weird movie, the reason the tone is all over the place is it was written and filmed as a horror comedy, but then the studio wanted it changed to just a straight horror, so they cut a lot of scenes, added more in, etc, but you still have some of the comedic bits in there, like the fat nurse running through 10 panes of glass, and the old couple stealing lemons, and the end where the janitor just sweeps the monster up into a garbage bin.
>>220334439Is it sad that this one 2-minute-long promo made me feel happier, more nostalgic, and more MST3K-y than all three seasons of Joel's revival? It's sad, right?
>May father! I found my father! Oh my God!
>>220309846I love the audio tracks for big-budget movies>The X-Men trilogy>The Harry Potter series>The Star Wars prequels (they did all 11 them but those are the best)>The Matrix trilogy (you should pirate this one because they went back and removed some of the best jokes because they're "too offensive" now)>TwilightPlus the ones with guests are often great too>Ocean's Eleven with Richard Cheese>Jurassic Park with Weird Al>Willy Wonka with Neil Patrick Harris
>>220320234Mr B Natural was a man
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>>220285091Yeah, it is this one.
