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Of course its Dark Vader. Its always Vader.
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>>220284472
Darth Maul vs Darth Vader this is just like my lego adventures I'm fucking cumming!!!
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>>220284472
Vader jobs to a Padawan
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>>220284472
It could’ve been worse, Vader could’ve jobbed to Maul
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>>220284472
(star wars fanboys will be jizzing in their pants when vader shows up)
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>>220284472
What if it's Daark Vader?
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>>220284472
If you want a picture of the future of Star Wars, imagine an action figure’s boot stamping on another action figure’s face- forever- Filoni
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>>220284472
There are like 5 threads about this slop up already, NIGGER.
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>>220284472
>The strongest jobber in history VS the strongest jobber of today
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>>220284472
The show should’ve been a comfy crime detective show about Lawson and two boots. The show went to shit as soon as the crime plot got dropped in episode 3 and it became constant lightsaber slop
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>>220284472
Imagine spending 5-6 years of your life working on the Sequel Trilogy, pouring passion into building a world you believed was vibrant and imaginative, and then it flops so savagely that Disney stops doing anything set in that era and goes back to dangling PT and OT characters in your face.
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it's kino
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>>220284472
Why didn't Vader do all these flippity floppity moves when fighting Obi Wan and Luke?
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>>220284642
somewhere in a studio there's some sad retard who really thought Finn was going to be the next generation's face of star wars
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>>220284684
this doesnt even make sense. hes moving so slow and swinging one blade against 3 people who are moving faster and swinging more often. the choreography is retarded. theres no way he blocks anything. youd need 50 iq to even seal clap at this shit. it just looks so bad.
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>>220284472
>be Maul / Jedis, do NOT want to be hunted
>don't wear mask nor use facial transformation program, aka you're literal retards
>stormtroopers are still masive retards that can't aim
>technology has no in-universe coherence
>there are no cameras in any part of the futuristic city despite being a galactic civilization (just like in the films)
>again, "fascistic totalitarian human-supremacist" Galactic Reich but has NO cameras everywhere, wtf is this bullshit?!
>jedis still are moral-retards ("no, i will not use the force to use testicular torsion against stormies, instead i will just kill them, it's more moral")
>Imperial armors, vehicles and robots are useless
>armors in general still are useless
If armors don't matter in your setting, your setting sucks, simple as that.
I hate how in scifi / high-fantasy settings, the clearly advanced civilization (despite being so "warmongering") most of the times it's fucking retard about the industrial military-complex.
Are you telling me you have the tech to create a galactic civilization but at hhe same time you can't turn anything into a weapon? Are you retarded or what?
Anything in a scifi / high-fantasy setting that has conflicts in it, should/must be a "swiss army knife"-like.

Also, this show is even more retarded when you remember that Maul's lower body is robotic and somehow he feels PAIN.
Why anyone will give to himself pain sensors in an advanced robotic part of himself?? The cool thing about being a cyborg is you are stronger, faster and more lethal without the weaknesses of being an organic being.
You can actually take risks, since you can replace that part with a new better version anytime you lose the previous one.

I hate how people can worship-simp for this slop just because looks nice.
This is why we can't get good scifi / high-fantasy kinos and all this days is cringe and lame.
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>>220284765
>studio
Lol. LMAO
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Surely by now even the biggest SW sois have Darth Vader fatique? I was exhausted by the release of Rogue One. Why do they just have to shove his black armored ass into every piece of SW media under the Sun?

Darth Vader was just the Emperor's muscle in the OG trilogy, and Luke's dad just by happenstance.
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>>220284684
it looks so weak and flimsy. his attacks should be overpowering. one or both of those trashcan jedi should have been slain immediately or lost limbs which prompts them to flee.
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>>220284984
Well unfortunately they are pitiful at making new characters as menacing as Vader, and their sequel era abomination fell through, so they are forced to keep dragging him out because they have nothing else.
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>>220284472
>dies unceremoniously in a movie
>brought back off-screen
>depicted as unambiguously dying right before the original trilogy starts
I don't give a rats ass about this guy since they fucked up and confirmed nothing he did actually matters to the movies we care about
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>>220285029
true they had their chance with inquisitors but they made them ultimate useless jobbers
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they hit their lightsabers the first time and there it was in the back of the net
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>>220284684
Wow this stilted CGI cartoon is so impressive.
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>>220285055
Nu-Maul is so pathetic and whiny, I can’t stand him
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>>220284472
the ending of Rogue One ruined Vader forever



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