THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUMFOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COMETO 'LIST AND FIGHT THE FOE TODAYOVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY
To any Sharpe fans unaware, the author Bernard Cornwell and Sean Bean himself recently appeared on a podcast talking about the showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCLeHYHA_Lg
>>220285293Well sir, on first sighting the Sharpe thread, I naturally gave the order to reply, that’s my style sir.
>>220285293 WERE I LAID ON GREENLAND’S COAST,AND IN MY ARMS EMBRACED MY LASS,WARM AMIDST ETERNAL FROST,TOO SOON THE HALF-YEAR’S NIGHT WOULD PASS.WERE I SOLD ON INDIAN SOIL,SOON AS THE BURNING DAY WAS CLOSED,I COULD MOCK THE SULTRY TOILWHEN ON MY CHARMER’S BREAST REPOSED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJLZl7O9op0
>>220285377Someone post the greentext so I can copy it for future Sharpe threads
>>220285419>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays>Small skirmish between the British and French>Tongue is missing as usual>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire>They win the skirmish>Messenger on horseback approaches>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent">"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now">Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent>His spymaster of the day is there>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him>Lord Fuckworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun">Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot">"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir">A few battles happen on the way to the objective>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively>They fuck>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!">"LOOK OUT SIR">Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe>Ducos appears>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis">"Bloody Ducos">Battle happens>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun>Wellington arrives>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again">Sharpe and his men march into the sunset>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...
>>220285449>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gunKino kek
>>220285352holy based
>>220285411AND I WOULD LOVE YOU ALL THE DAY,EVERY NIGHT WOULD KISS AND PLAY,IF WITH ME YOU’D FONDLY STRAYOVER THE HILLS, AND FAR AWAY.
>>220285352Looks based, thanks.
>>220285293Harper: plot armorPerkins, Harris: deadCooper: possibly alive now I think of ittl;dr fuck your forty shillings and your drum
Who's the hottest of the Babes of Sharpe?
YE MOTHER’S WITH YE LAD, MOTHERS NEVER LEAVE YE
>>220285449>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
>>220285557William Matthews
>>220285555Cooper's is a weird case. He's definitely killed in Sharpe's Rifles (book) only to fetch up alive in later ones, with absolutely no-one saying a single word about it.
>>220285557Imagine if she played the Rani Lakshmi Bai in an adaptation of Flashman in the Great Game
>>220285449I've only seen the first three so far, is Hogan the best spymaster?
>"Well, well, well, well, well, if it isn’t old Captain Slackbladder. WOOF, WOOF!"
>>220285589It was weird how Hakeswill point blank in front of other men shot and killed William when aiming for Sharpe and nothing happened to him for it
>>220285676yeah, the others (Nairn, Munro, Ross) are OK but he's definitely the best
>>220285676Yes but only when he was acted by Brian Cox
>>220285352>swearingLame, I wanted to send this to my dad
>>220285352I want just one book about Sharpes son in Crimea
>>220285557
>>220285449It's kino every time.
>>220285729He was only acted by Brian Cox they just transferred some of Hogan's lines to another character.The whole "swagging about like a pirate" lost its punch when it didn't come from an old comrade in arms.
>>220285632Harry Price does the same in the TV series. He's shot at the fall of Badajoz, then shows up with a new face at Waterloo.
>>220285557That one blonde girl in Sharpe's Company
>>220285793Wish I was a squirrel so I could dive head-first into her cleavage.
>>220285777Your dad enjoyed prime Liz Hurley's bare jubblies with the rest of us but he draws the line at a bit of swearing lmao gtfo
>>220285777Tell him to man up. If other people choose to swear that's on them. At least they're not crust busting.
>>220285589Thought he was a damn girl at first
>>220285833I saw a pornographic thumbnail so I opened it. That's my style, sir!
>>220285793How the fuck has England never ever won a Miss Universe title when Liz Hurley exists?
>>220285793GO ON 'AV A GANDER SHARPEY EH HEHE
>>220285962now that's soldiering
>>220285972never saw what was so special about her t b h
>>220285975Whatever would your hat think, Obadiah?
>>220285972She's still a smoke show even today at 53. To think Billy Ray Cyrus is fucking that...
>>220285293WHEN DUTY CALLS ME, I MUST GO....TO STAND AND FACE ANOTHER FOE..
>>220286035She'd be in her early 60s now, bruh.
>>220285910Actually we watched it together a few months back and I was in charge of skipping any rude bits. I'm 37.
>>220285780Patrick Lassan, right? He's in most of the Nathaniel Starbuck (American Civil War) stories.
Aaaaaaaaah BANG
>>220285449Kino
>>220286770Fair enough, don't want to give the old boy heart attack
>>220285682>From America Sir?>No Sir, From Virginia.
>>220285293Hornblower and Sharpe are kino of the highest order
>>220285377I have a cousin who's a janny, sir, and I have friends in the mod discord
>>220285557Teresa always did it for me, perfect jawline
>>220285555Where'd Tongue go? The one with the bandana
>>220285293SHARPEIN THE POOPER
>>220290467Matthews is literally me
>>220285777You're dad is a fairy faggot
>>220285352Delightful. Thank you for sharing anon
>>220285352He looks so happy when talking about Sharpe. God bless this man.
>>220291381His only role where he doesn't die
>>220291381Based ultrachad
>>220285293Don’t they literally have one of the Rothschilds dress up like a tranny to smuggle them across Spain in one episode?
>>220285352Thank you.>>220285293https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777928969487311.webm
>>220285293dad's army show
>>220285293Before my dad had to go live in memory care facility and before he ultimately passed away he was living with my grandmother, his mother, and the home where she raised all of the kids. A very comfy house built in the 50s. During my first semester of law school I would bring my laptop and do a movie night where we would watch a Sharpe movie. We all loved them. I would pick up pizza and we would all sit around and watch Sharpe. It really is such a nice memory to have in a time when it's mostly bad times, given my dad's dementia. I'm grateful for those movies and those nights.
>>220295180Glad you have some happy memories from that. Neurodegeneration is hard to deal with
>>220294002I could hear it before I clicked it
>>220291381>just blew up a french camp fuck you DUCOS now Imma free wheel it outta here
>>220285293>Sharpe>Hornblower>Master and Commander>Napoleon 1970The most kino historical era I think.
>>220297814you mean 1870 right?
>>220298674As ye like sir
>>220298932I'm not allowed to do as I like because I would nuke Russia, China, and Mexico.
>>220299117India?
The worst thing about militaryfags is that they act like it's a honorable profession while they rape and pillage, causing untold human suffering. Yet it's the mercs that get called the dogs of war. Remember how Moby Dick starts? Ishmael goes out to sea because he freely admits he's suicidal and has nothing better to do. Mercs are like that, impersonal, they go to war out of sheer emptyness of the soul. Still would rather be a merc than a careerfag. If Tolstoy could watch Sharpe I bet he'd laugh about how Anglo propaganda hasn't changed for 150 years.
>>220300079we should nuke them too. My jb just banned the entire country due to https://www.indiatoday.in/jobs/story/study-finds-95-per-cent-of-it-grads-in-india-lack-coding-skills-unfit-for-jobs-tchc-2900024-2026-04-22
Hornblower is decent. Reilly, Ace of Spies is worth watching too.
>>220294002such incredible kino i can't even believe it sometimes. how can a song be so perfect
FIFTY I GOT FOR SELLING ME COATFORTY FOR SELLING ME BLANKETIF EVER I 'LIST FOR A SOLDIER AGAINTHE DEVIL SHALL BE ME SERGEANTPOOR OLD SOLDIERPOOR OLD SOLDIERIF EVER I 'LIST FOR A SOLDIER AGAINTHE DEVIL SHALL BE ME SERGEANT
>>220285352>waffling on about the bloody big swordperfect
>>220285352holy FUCK he's old
>>220285449so fvcking kino....
i wish there was something else to fill the sharpe/hornblower/master and commander sized hole in my heart
>>220298932>Napoleon fighting across Europe in the 70sFucking A…we should try it
UP
>>220302313Booba
>>220285793Allegedly she partied hard and always hung out with the rest of the cast for drinks during filming. You think Sean got his bean up there?
Who has the French thot patrol webm?
>>220285293>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM>FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME>TO 'LIST AND FIGHT THE FOE TODAY>OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AW-ACK
>>220306311>partied hardwhat does this even mean?
>>220286770I'm sorry your old father is a homosexual, it must have been such a struggle having him come out and ruin your family. Good on you for sticking with him, but it's not really helpful to pander to these people you know, eventually he's going to have to accept that you're straight.
>>220300205>No no, you don't get it bruh, the fact you kill for a cause, to protect a nation and your family? That means YOU'RE the asshole, the fact I'm just such a nihilistic faggot that I can strangle a baby for no reason and feel nothing means that actually me killing people is morally neutral
>>220285293sharpe sounds cool until you realize its like austin powers style comedy and then the appeal is lost
>>220306826filtered
>>220306826>its like austin powers style comedyYou didn't even watch a single episode
>>220306311allegedly she was pissed because Sean refused her, she fucked Pete Postlethwaite instead
>>220307025postlethwaite can get his own pussy
>>220307038yes and he got hers
>>220307025I can't believe that guy just fucking diedWhat was he thinking
now they'd just be droned
>>220307075Fucking legend played a cancer patient who dies of cancer in his last film, while being a cancer patient and dying of cancer at the time of filming
>>220307120That's real method acting
I've seen sharpe so many times so i've decided to finally watch hornblower, does anyone know if there is any point downloading it or is the yt one the best quality you can get anyway?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ezKHw8ocCM
>>220285676That’s because he’s in most of the books but Cox i think had other projects so didn’t do anymore after the first two films, so they had to replace the spymaster character with other characters, most of which do appear in books as well if I remember correctly.In the books Hogan dies of fever in Sharpe’s Siege. In the TV film Ross has it and livesThey had to recast Wellington with Captain Hastings at the same time.
>>220307319lol never mind both sharpe and hornblower had bluray releases, guess i'll dl both
>>220307319A number of them have been put up by the ITV YouTube account.
>>220307370thanks, I'll just dl them
>>220307350Cox hated Ukraine he swore he'd never go back
>>220306791You should stop watching porn. It's broken your mind
>>220307025Pete seems based so good for him I guess
>>220306821did you miss the part about forty shillings. no one gave a shit about "nation" back then
>>220307528Nation states weren't even in the public consciousness then really. In hindsight they did exist but the average person didn't think that way.
>>220300205you are a fucking retard watch the interview at the top of the thread, sharpe joined because it wsa either that or hanging and harper joined because it was that or starve
>>220292042Yeah, in Sharpe's Rifles, the first episode.Pretty funny desu.
>>220285793
>>220307406Didn't they film a Succession ep there?
>>220285449>80s guitar
>>220310153Me in the front
>>220308182a womans role suits them best
>>220310319nope which ep do you think that is?
>>220306512Are you ESL?
>>220310540P-Pete Postlethwaite? I thought you passed away ;-;
>>220306367GEG
>>220310958>You can't kill me
>>220311042>Obadiah gets no scritchins
For me it's Twa Recruiting Sairgentshttps://youtu.be/x1WGgSCO9k0
>>220310319No that was Dundee
you guys think we'll ever be so poor we'll have to join the military just to make things meet like these guys? it's a scary thought
>>220301990They unironically just don't make them like this anymore
>>220311451Some people still live like that
>>220311777Checked, trips of truth
>>220301990you could always read the books or if your one of those can't read types their are audio books
>>220311777Why would they? We're ruled by globalists, and they don't want anything that promotes nationalism or patriotism, and shows like Sharpe and Hornblower are strong proponents of that.
>>220285793Bong women are the hottest woment.Irish
>>220306512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
