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do you skip sex scenes when watching kino?
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I do now. Reminds me of what I don’t have
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>>220285622
Yes, but only if it's dragging on for more than a few seconds and isn't adding to the story. I have sex, so I don't need to watch people pretend to have sex on screen.
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>>220285691
>I don't need to watch people pretend to have sex on screen.
It can have positive consequences. My gf once jumped me while we were watching Gothic.
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>>220285622
No. In fact, I rewind it back and rewatch the sex scenes about 10-15 times.
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>>220285622
every time
there is not a single sex scene in any sort of kino i watch that furthers the plot
its completely pointless and if i wish to jerk off theres endless porn
complete waste of time
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>>220285622
I only do it with HBO shows.
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>>220285622
The only worthwhile sex scenes are 8 seconds long, or less. If it's longer than that it's porn and not not a narrative, or a character arch...it's porn.

Marlin Brando shoving butter up a ladies asshole then buttfucking her is not a film. Somebody find the WEBM I trust the internet for validation.
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Yes because, if I am horny i can just watch porn
But I do rewind shit if we get some nips slip, side boob, camel toe or other awkward angle
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>>220285622
I felt too depressed to continue watching Baki after the episode where he has detailed, on-screen sex with his virgin gf for 15 minutes straight and haven't continued the series ever since.
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I slow down rape scenes to 0.25x and put on Nine Inch Nails
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>>220285622

I used to not care about them in the past but I voraciously watch them all now.
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>>220285622
The sex scene in the master is probably the best sex scene ever filmed for theatres.
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>>220286281
End of Resident Evil boob and vag. I'll validate this post.
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>>220286427
That absolute quicksand film has a sex scene? I had no idea and I love PSH and Joker. I tapped out of that movie.
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>>220286453
>End of Resident Evil boob and vag
qrd?
what flick?

I am watching they will kill you atm, some nice angles and a pantsu atm.
Black girls but zazie beetz is a qt and the other nigress is not to bad either.
just a warning, there is loads of nigresses in it and some hip hop monkey music in scenes that ruin the vibe, other than that it is pretty fun flick. Like tarantino tier splatterhouse madness. Has some really good shots, action sequences and cinematography.
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>>220285622
i skip the kino scenes so i can get to the sex scenes faster
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>>220286281
Yeah, I do that too. I put on Timecop for the first time, and I backtracked just to make sure I didn't miss all of Ferris Bueller's girlfriend. So, that was it, then?
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>>220285622
This has been sitting on my Tubi list forever. What am I in for?
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>>220285622
I'm not a faggot ass fake prude so no
Buy a rope and find a good tree to hang by
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>>220286686
The very end of Resident Evil, the first and...I almost called it the only good one but the 2nd one is good and the rest are watchably stupid. Anyway back to your query.

Milla Jovovith has a very brief nude scene at the end of Resident Evil. She is DROP DEAD gorgeous the entire move and then has a 2 second nude scene at the end. Sorry I don't have a pic. >>220286686
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>>220287291
>2 second nude scene at the end
I know what you mean. Side bush.
>She is DROP DEAD gorgeous
lol wut, she is a mid tier slav potato
>but the 2nd one is good
LOL WUT
its an ADHD fueled schizoid mess.
There is no shot that lasts for more than 10 secs the entire fucking movie. Watching that shit will give a person and epileptic seizure.
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>>220287191
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>>220285622
Definitely. Sex isn't real and I can't suspend my disbelief so it ruins the kino.
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>>220285622
not if the woman is sexy and there's two of them.
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>>220286281
>just watch porn
only people who don't watch porn say this.
actual porn is the worst kind of slop. no cinematography, no mood, no soundtrack, haphazard story and it's unattractive as fuck with zero romance.
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>>220285622
Yes. I'm not 12 anymore and sex scenes make me cringe more than anything. Like girls riding the guy's bellybutton or making these retarded fake orgasm sounds that don't feel natural at all.
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>>220285622
I mean,for the most part they're pretty useless and typically don't add to the story/plot in any way, so yeah I don't really care for them. Besides, like the one anon said, if I wanted to be sexually aroused I'll just watch porn.
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I don't even watch kino, I just look up sex scenes online and watch them on repeat.
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>>220285622
No, I’m not underage or a religious nut job so watching the human body, the appreciation of it, it’s form and it’s function doesn’t make me lose my mind.
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>>220289785
I only watch porn as a tool. A simple too to help release pressure if my memories or fantasies cannot do the job and even then I can only get off to real sex, amateur, not fake acting.
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>>220285622
All sex scenes are pointless
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>>220285622
i always skip that shit and i have sex somewhat regularly myself (with fat and/or ugly women though)
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>>220286544
Its where amy adams gives a handjob to phillip seymour hoffman
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>>220289785
pro tip: stop watching brazzers slop on normie hub
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>>220285622
yes
I also skip shitty action scenes because they're boring
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>>220291899
>i have sex somewhat regularly myself (with fat and/or ugly women though)
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>>220285622
The people who complain about sex scenes in movies are just embarrassed about seeing them in front of their parents.
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>>220293159
i check the imdb parents guide before every watch and i live alone
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>>220287191
10 minutes of lesbian sex in a 3 hour drama



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