/tv/ - >Ha, ha, ha, come. Walk this way. Take a look. We - Television & Film

Anonymous

05/04/26(Mon)10:56:50 No.220285654

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Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)10:56:50 No.220285654 Archived

>Ha, ha, ha, come. Walk this way. Take a look. We put Kalkite on everything. Merchandising. Merchandising. Where the real profit from the Death Star is made. Kalkite-T-shirt, Kalkite-Coloring Book, Kalkite-Lunch box, Kalkite-Breakfast Cereal, Kalkite-Flame Thrower!
>The kids love this one. Last, but not least, Kalkite-Doll!

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:11:19 No.220285922

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:11:19 No.220285922

>>220285654
>starslop
grow up

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:56:44 No.220286742

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:56:44 No.220286742

>>220285922
This was starkino though

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:57:32 No.220286756

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:57:32 No.220286756

>>220286742
Oh yea was it written and approved by George Lucas?

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:58:42 No.220286772

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:58:42 No.220286772

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>>220285922
>slop

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)12:03:46 No.220286843

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)12:03:46 No.220286843

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>>220285654
>Star Wars was for kids
>those kids grew up
>stop trying to make Star Wars for kids
>it looks shit and uninspiring

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)12:03:47 No.220286844

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)12:03:47 No.220286844

>>220286756
It was made in his image

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)12:11:27 No.220286977

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)12:11:27 No.220286977

>>220285654
I hated the 1950s style television tourism commercial thing in this scene. Felt very un-Star Wars

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)13:08:19 No.220288148

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)13:08:19 No.220288148

>>220286977
Plus it didn't make sense in context. What's the point of showing a bunch of generals a tourism commercial especially if Gorman is presumably already a well-known planet? It's like if Hitler showed his generals a tourism reel of Paris, London and Moscow while planning the war.