gay the fart pee with you
>>220286089There hasn't been a good Star Wars piece of media since Rogue One. It has been a decade.
>>220286127not even rogue one was good
Sometimes I remember when I saw Star Wars Kinect with the "I'm Han Solo," song and thought, "this is it, this is the lowest point Star Wars will reach."
>>220286089>starslopgrow up
>>220286127You liked rogue one but didnt like andor?
>1977-2005>RIP
>>220286096
>>220286146Gilroy hates Star Wars so much, so he had to retcon even his own movie and some media related to it.
Only the first movie was actually good. Empire Strikes Back is overrated garbage full of bickering, nonsensical shit like the giant robot camels that can only walk forward and only shoot forward vs aircraft specifically made to trip them, and the contrived bullshit of Vader being Luke's father establishing the trend of the entire galaxy revolving around this one family.
>>220286127Rogue One was shit.Had every issue TFA had. If you hate TFA and love Rogue One you are a fucking retarded hypocrite
>>220286163>1977-1983ftfy
>>220286273>nonsensical shit like the giant robot camels Star Wars in a nutshell
>>220286393The biggest problem of it was that movie completely failed to properly establish all of the characters it portrayed, half of the team should've got removed to help develop Jyn and maybe Andor more.
>>220286412
>>220286089>be Maul / Jedis, do NOT want to be hunted>don't wear mask nor use facial transformation program, aka you're literal retards>stormtroopers are still masive retards that can't aim>technology has no in-universe coherence>there are no cameras in any part of the futuristic city despite being a galactic civilization (just like in the films)>again, "fascistic totalitarian human-supremacist" Galactic Reich but has NO cameras everywhere, wtf is this bullshit?!>jedis still are moral-retards ("no, i will not use the force to use testicular torsion against stormies, instead i will just kill them, it's more moral")>Imperial armors, vehicles and robots are useless>armors in general still are uselessIf armors don't matter in your setting, your setting sucks, simple as that.I hate how in scifi / high-fantasy settings, the clearly advanced civilization (despite being so "warmongering") most of the times it's fucking retard about the industrial military-complex.Are you telling me you have the tech to create a galactic civilization but at hhe same time you can't turn anything into a weapon? Are you retarded or what?Anything in a scifi / high-fantasy setting that has conflicts in it, should/must be a "swiss army knife"-like.Also, this show is even more retarded when you remember that Maul's lower body is robotic and somehow he feels PAIN.Why anyone will give to himself pain sensors in an advanced robotic part of himself?? The cool thing about being a cyborg is you are stronger, faster and more lethal without the weaknesses of being an organic being.You can actually take risks, since you can replace that part with a new better version anytime you lose the previous one.I hate how people can worship-simp for this slop just because looks nice.This is why we can't get good scifi / high-fantasy kinos and all this days is cringe and lame.
>>220286089Started watching my '95 black box, didn't even realize 5/4 was coming up.
>>220286089women ruined star wars.
>>220287063Is that the set with Vader, Yoda and a stormtrooper on the sides of the tapes? I still have that somewhere.
>>220286134>the "I'm Han Solo," songStill better than the farting star wars novel
>>220286089CONSUME
>>220287178Yes! I found it at a rural thrift store for $10.
Uh, Reybros? Kylosisters? Where are our heroes?
Zoomers dont know this but May 4th used to actually feel like a special day. It felt so novel and creative and fun. Youd explain it to be people and they'd be like ooooh thats so cool! Now its totally lame and gay
>>220286456>half of the team should've got removed to help develop Jyn and maybe Andor more.RO would have been better served with LESS Jyn. She was just another feminist self insert, beating up men in armor and stopping a firefight to save a child (who likely died minutes later when the Death Star fired)NOTHING was going to save Rogue One. It was never going to be written any better, and they were aiming for the "feels" crowd.
>>220287218>CONSUMEthis.I loved the OT, grew up with the OT, had a lot of toys and cereal and everything. It was there because we wanted it. Now, "May the Fourth" feels SO crass and commercial, like they simply aren't content with selling enough shit already.
STAR WARS 4EVER, BROS
>>220286089So do I finally finish the sequel trilogy by watching episode 9 today or do i finally watch Rogue One?
>>220286127rogue one was also gay. boyega not being there didn't automatically make it good
>>220286127Only good part of Rogue One was the last 5 minutes with Vader.
>>220287447Watch neitherWatch A New Hope or Empire.
>>220287447Do something for your brain and read the kino Revenge of the Sith script novelization.
>>220286127Maul is actually pretty nice. But live-action-wise, yeah we have hit rock bottom (with the Grogu movie).
>>220286393No, JJ, you just don't understand Star Wars.
>>220286127That movie sucked. They should have just done Shadows of the Empire if they wanted an OT mid-quel.
>>220286393>Had every issue TFA hadIt... rehashed rebels vs empire, during a period where it makes sense instead of afterward? or do you mean it has a mary sue protagonist when she lacks even the force and dies at the end?
>Vader: I fell to the darkside because I was receiving visions of my secret wife dying and after seeing similar visions about my mother (who died after being tortured) I felt I needed to get as much power possible to prevent this from happening. And what about you?>Grand Inquisitor: That bitch librarian at the jedi temple wouldn't let me read a book.
>>220286584Okay, Pablo, back to English class before you get to work on your next rant.
>>220286127>since Rogue Onelmao???
>>220286127I feel like the people that make the SW video games actually get the franchise better. I don't know about the books and comics though.
>>220286118kek
>>220286089>mfw it's May 4th
>>220286089GLUP SHITTO #1 Star wars character
Do you think the original guy that played Jabba the Hutt is still bitter at Lucas?
>>220286089have an older euro colleague who usually sends out weekly updates and this time she plastered the excel with May the 4 references and stills from the prequelsmade me lol, others seemed to have not noticed at all
>>220286127Rogue one is trash.
>>220288578Look at him. Now add 50 years. I'd be surprised if he's still around.
>>220286127it's been shit ever since they edited it so han didn't fire first
REY NEEDS TO RETURN, SHE NEEDS TO BYPASS THE CHUDS
>>220286089Where's the sticky?
One shitty seatbelt.One shitty seatbelt is the reason Star Wars exists. If that seatbelt had worked the way it was suppose to, there would be no Star Wars, no Star Wars threads on /tv/, no Star Wars anything.So the next time you look at all your Star Wars toys and action figures, thank that one shitty seatbelt.
>>220288578I'm afraid he's dead.
>>220288452>GLUP SHITTOImagine being so unbearably repetitive you keep saying "glup shitto" here almost daily. You're an unoriginal NPC who can't think of anything else to say. Give it a rest already.
>>220288578>huehuehue>look at me guize!>I'm making a deep cut referenceHe's been dead for years you stupid attention seeker. So no, he's not "still bitter". Unlike you.
>>220289390The Whills channeled the story of that other galaxy to him after his near-death experience.
>>220286089star wars is dead and disney killed it.
>>220286163RIP indeed
>>220286089>Stars Wars feels lame againWhat happened?
>>220287274why are you gay
>>220288057kek
>>220286089No. This astroturfed corporate holiday doesn’t deserve a precious day out of my calendar year. I will not recognize or observe it.
>>220289466No one is ever really gone
Will Mandalorian be good or shit as usual do you think?
may the FARTS be with you hahaha
>>220290085Kek
Happy Star Wars Day, /tv/. May the Force be with you.
>>220287713>I hate all these references to the OT!>OH SHIT IT'S THE "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE IN 12 SYSTEMS GUY!"don't be disingenuous. Also yes Jyn is a fucking Mary Sue.
I dislike both the prequels and the sequels
MACLUNKEY
>>220286089Where do they even go from here. The OG cast is old and have been killed off in the new wars. Mando film not moving the needle. They might need to break out KOTOR for desperation
>>220286127maul and clone wars season 7, the episodes with maul
>>220290368Only way I can see SW survive is if they go full animation.
>>220290368>The OG cast is old
>>220290368SW without OG characters is like having a Toy Story movie without Woody, Buzz and the rest of the characters.
>>220286089>Starslop. Mature you must
>>220290214Oh shut the fuck up. Jyn does literally nothing but get her ass kicked in the movie
>>220290504>Literally saves Andor the moment they meet.>Acts like a pompous douche to the rebellion and is treated correct by the narrative Yeah Jyn is a mary Sue and a shit character. Don't simp for a shit movie.
Do me it's still Park Rey
Reddit meme. Reddit month. Reddit day. Reddit date.
>>220290556She got married and has cute white babies
>>220290556Imagine being that kid
>>220290501Yes, you have to watch One Battle After Another and resist capitalism by watching festival movies, because that's what adults do.
>>220286127there hasn't been a good star wars piece of media EVER!!! NEVER EVER!! NOT FUCKING ONCE! NONE, YES, NONE OF THE MOVIES ARE EVEN REMOTELY GOOD. YOU ARE A BOOMER CATTLE FUCKING RETARD FOR LIKING THIS SHIT FOR CHILDREN. FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY
>>220290581Hnng...
>>220290695There are six excellent Star Wars movies.I am glad their existence causes you physical pain, lonely, fat subhuman.
>>220287620Actually think that’s the worst of the prequel novelizations. I hate the writers style
>>220286096>Star Wars is awesome and based.ditto
>>220291108The other two novelizations are genuinely amateurish in comparison and offer absolutely nothing of value that the movies don't already have. The ROTS novelization surpasses the movie.
>>220290695do you even watch movies lil bro? you're wicked upset for it only being about star wars
>>220291154The other novelizations have better prose
>>220290547Oh you're actually retarded. You saw that scene in the trailer and thought they included it in the movie. They didn't.
>>220291235Why are you so defensive of a shit movie?
>>220289390It's crazy to imagine how different things would've been. This isn't even some butterfly-effect shit. This is a full-blown "imagine if the most prolific media franchise in the world, and all the extremely influential tech developed with it, wasn't created (in that way)"People really underestimate the degree to which George reshaped cinema, along with pop-culture. He's probably one of the most influential people alive.
>>220291214They absolutely do not wtf.
>>220290368Hamill is old, but not decrepit. For all of TLJ's many, many many flaws, it did provide a pretty good proof-of-concept that Old Luke can still be a badass. The cgi and general hair and makeup of Hamill in that fakeout fight against Kylo was perfect.He doesn't have to be an action hero. One good action scene would satiate everyone.
>>220286089>>220286127Reminder there has only been one truly good piece of Star Wars since the OT, and it has irrevocably prevented them from making another good piece of media
>>220291301Revenge of the Sith is written like it were smut. It’s way too far up its own ass to be enjoyably read for me. “The whispers of her memories dance through my ear, entering the lobe at the speed of which my simple pod racer could not, to remind me of what i am and what i am not, for tho fire burns my love, for thy body divinity above and heart without you is the cold winters of tulak cockatooli. then he ignited the blade and it was awesome”
>>220291397>Revenge of the Sith is written like it were smut.Genuinely what other kinds of books have you read that your point of reference is porn.
>MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU:^O!!!
>>220291301>>220291397it is kinda written like dennis reynolds: an erotic life
>>220291341The issue isn't casting the actors still alive, the issue is untying the Gordian knot of legal, financial, and cultural issues at Disney in which Star Wars is pretty much the fraying rope holding the company to the ox-cart.
>star wars day>no new star wars media in celebration, not even a trailer (even though they have a supposed star wars blockbuster releasing in a few weeks)kinda embarrassing
>>220291497maybe in a year or two they will finally let star wars rest in peace
>>220291497>blockbustermore like stillbirth
anyone have that tweet where the guy lists off all the projects that kathleen kennedy announced but went nowhere?
>>220291597Didn't they announce like 3 Rey movies that never happened?
>>220291701yeah i think that was the benihoff & weiss trilogy that never happened. then there was a russo brothers trilogy and like 10 or so more projects that got shitcanned b/c kathleen kennedy is too impulsive. she treats projects and directors like shiny new toys
>>220291781I'm genuinely sad that the Rey movies never happened, they would've been flops of unimaginable proportions.
>>220291850i take solace in the fact that in an alternate reality, those movies were made and absolute disasters. kathleen kennedy gets fired. disney begs george lucas to come back as a senior consultant and fix all the problems, and instead, he buys it back from them for like 800mil, and Star Wars returns to his estate in similar fashion to JRRT and LOTR
>>220290368>They might need to break out KOTOR for desperationif that leak about a dawn of jedi movie is true than they are
San Ku Kai!San Ku Kai!
A Star Wars movie beginning without the scroll isn’t a Star Wars movie
>>220292114based
>>220286273>establishing the trend of the entire galaxy revolving around this one familyno one wants to admit this but it's true. The entire world revolves around one family in real life too.
>>220290368>remove star wars sequel trilogy from the timelineI would honestly be shocked if Disney has the balls to do this. I highly doubt Disney would take that route, since it would effectively amount to admitting that the entire sequel trilogy was a failure, especially given how strongly they defended it, invested in it, and supported the people behind it. Doing so would undermine everyone involved, including Kathleen Kennedy, and signal that her creative direction ultimately didn’t succeed. No way would they ever risk making Kathleen Kennedy look bad
>>220292149Fuck Rogue One
>>220288899she did nothing wrong
>>220292305rogue one was objectively a good movie
>>220292361how exactly
>>220290651she really got married?
>>220292361No scroll = no good
>>220290556>>220290676She looks like she is into the role more than Diasy
>>220292654/thread
Admit it, you guys will watch Mandalorian & Grogu for Zeb Orrelios
>>220292361>>220292361i think the tv show help in that
>>220287713killing girls is edgelord cringe especially for stah was. Gyn erso being a girlboss in the battlefield is fucking cringe. In a real rebellion she’d be fucking raped and passed around by the rebels
>>220292269Would be shocked too, but Marvel is doing the same thing post End Game
>>220293035This is the start of a beautiful friendship
>>220293062kind of. i heard the movie is going to set up the Thrawn movie
>>220290556Hate to break it to you chuds, but she's a lesbian>>220292594She did, but not to a man
>>220291701According to an update from Daisy Ridley about 4 months ago, the Rey movie is still happening. But it seems to be in some sort of development hell, with multiple writers and scripts having been rejected/replaced by now
>>220293454Takes a lesbian to play a good Rey.
>>220293464There's 2 separate Rey movies that are (were) in development.There was the new Rey trilogy that was supposed to be helmed by the arab feminist documentary filmmaker. And then there was also a sequel pitched by I want to say Mangold or Kinberg (?) that wasn't about Rey but would be set after ep9 and have her star in it as the jedi temple leader.Both are in development hell
How would people react if they decided to adapt Dark Empire?
>>220293454wow. it makes sense for ray to be lesbian
>>220293700continuing the story after return of the jedi is a mistake, or at least it is in the hands of people who insist on rehashing everythinglet the skywalker saga end and lets follow new, different peopleit's literally an entire galaxy during an incomprehensibly long timeline, there are tons of stories that could be told in there.
>>220293637so true
ideas for making star wars relevant again for young audiences?>more anime/shonen influence when it comes to action>more furry characters like that bunny girl>cool stoic “literally me” male characters>safe gooning characters like brown tomboys and dommy mommies
>>220294038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BblLfFqKyIgthey could already done so if they wanted to
>>220294038>“literally me” male charactersRyan Gosling will lead an upcoming Star Wars film, so they've got that one covered
>>220293700I have such mixed feelings about Dark Empire. Palpy coming back really undermines and undoes Vader's sacrifice and redemption, yet Young Prime Palpy clone vs Prime Luke Skywalker is fucking coolhttps://youtu.be/yO07Wd8iSpU?si=-3dJzQijx0stqwMf
>>220286134I revisited it and it was kino.We were simply not ready for it in 2011.
>>220286089Disney raped my childhood
>>220286134>'cuz I ain't no hologram giiiiiirl
>>220286089The great clash!
>>220290368>>220292269Disney would never do this even if it was the only way to ever make money on the IP again. It would be a colossal loss of face and basically them coming out and saying they've waisted their money and time. It would scream "we fumbled" across the mountaintops. >>220292305>>220286127Rogue One is a competently made film that doesn't have any giant gaping weaknesses. It's also an extremely sauceless film that largely exists to explain away a "plot hole" of the Death Star's weakness even though it's not a plot hole at all and requires no further explanation. So all in all it's a mid movie, which by disney standards makes it one of their better outputs.
>>220290368Recast and Reboot.
>>220294125>undoes Vader's sacrifice and redemptionJust have his Force Ghost come back and destroy Palpatine forever.
Aren't they supposed to announce new shit on May 4th? How dire is it that they can't even shit out a new Tales series this year? Not even an Ahsoka season 2 trailer?
>>220294337i haven't see those games in years
Just finished watching the prequels, top-tier kino. If you disagree sorry but you're wrong. Thank you George Lucas.
>>220294337The multiplayer was pure kino
>>220286127There hasnt been a "good" star wars movie since 1983 and even that is debatable
>>220286089Star Wars is the story of Luke Skywalker with some side quests for his friends. There were 3 movies, they were great, that's it. George tried to keep the party going but he failed, no big deal. The prequels have their moments at least. The "sequel trilogy" etc is not Star Wars, it's just a company that was bought out by a bigger company and uses the old name to peddle low quality crap.
>>220294432> exists to explain away a "plot hole" of the Death Star's weakness I thought it was to show how the Rebels won their first victory and got the Death Star plans.
>>220294803The prequels did keep the party going tho, for a little while longer at least. Disney is what killed Star Wars.
should i watch the mandalorian before the mandalorian and glup shitto comes out
Happy May 4th be with you.
>>220293700Pissed because disney are fucking retards and Filoni's in charge.So they'd take the worst parts of the novel and combine them with Filoni's ocdonotsteal to make a(nother) clusterfuck of shit.
>>220295223Season 1, yes. I don't think they expect the typical audience member to have watched *all* of the show, it will probably disregard whatever happened in season 3
>>220295239Thx anon
>>220295326Missed opportunity to make Vance the green turd.
>>220294337The missions in Jedi Academy were way better even if the levels were way shorter.
https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/star-wars-ahsoka-tano-padawan-hot-toys-915284Preordered :)
>>220294606They are available on Steam!
>>220295326Are Mandalorians pedos?
>>220295409>TCW outfit but fat and with a baby faceonly good thing about this is the xitter controvery
>>220295326How embarrassing.
>>220295460>baby faceshe looks like someone's disgruntled aunt
>>220286127OMG I LOVED ROGUE ONE WHEN JACKIE CHAN USED THE FORCE KUNG FU THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
>>220295142no, the prequels killed star wars, lame ships, lame characters and horrible dialogue, the prequels took everything people liked about the aesthetic and made it ugly the animated clone wars rehabed the franchise only for disney to turn it into feminized diversity demoralization propaganda
>>220295772The aesthetics in the prequels are literally the best thing about them, they're full of fantastic designs, you're insane.
when did star wars become big enough for it to be okay to wish someone a happy star wars on a random day of the year?
>>220286584Didn’t read
>>220295409>>220295460Is that face modeled after the little girl they got to play young ahsoka in the flashbacks on her show? Even though she didn't wear that outfit?
>>220295913yesIt's an unholy mix of animation and live action and like everything Disney, it doesn't work.
Can someone explain why we keep getting new shows/cartoons/films about literally-whos like Maul or fucking Ahsoka but not a single show/film exploring Luke Skywalker post-rotj?>Hey I bet you've always wanted to know how Boba Fett survived the Sarlac Pit haven't you? (Btw, he survived the Sarlac Pit). Here's 8 hours of fat Boba wandering through the desert!>Lok? Who the fuck is that? Oh the jedi guy... yeah I guess he can cameo somewhere
>>220292313And that was a major problem with the sequels as a whole
>>220295797nope, the three winged fighter is uglythe naboo fighter is stupid lookingthe clone star destroyers were unaesthetic with the twin headed bridge, grievous's flagship was unaesthetic alot of the jedi council was ugly as fuck, why the fuck would they give the ugly as fuck coneheaded jedi any lines, instead of the one with the eye covers and tendrilsthey made wookies into lame tarzans, the bug people on geneosha were stupid looking, most of the clone walkers and droid walkers were lame looking, dooku's cvck scooter was lame the prequels took a shit on everything aesthetic about the original trilogythe only good ships were the silver dildo, the jedi fighter, dooku's get away tweezers, the droid fighter/walker, those rolling ball droids, the big droid with the lasers on it's forearms and making all the battledroids into quip machines killed the flow of the movie
>>220296047I'm afraid your taste is just really shit.
>>220286146Andor is shilled so much that I’ve grown to hate it. I don’t care if it’s good, because I have reflexively denied anything Star Wars since getting burned so often. That’s where Star Wars is; I deny it right away because I don’t want to get rugpulled next season.
Padme will return
>>220295913Yes.
>>220295797And its the only good thing
>>220296074fraid not, the prequels were universally hated when they were released, the phantom menace was an actual slog to get through, the fight scenes were not worth the wait, the cgi was fucking awfulcasting that young kid was one of the biggest mistakes in cinema, was there some kind of pedo angle they were going forthe people that worked on the prequels had no idea why the original trilogy was popular, it had the perfect blend of amazing aesthetics and pleasantly delivered dialogue that left you wanting more
>>220295971Because no one wants to touch Luke after what the sequels did to him. It's a toxic asset. Mark Hamill is also old and acts as a deranged lunatic.
>>220296263this is why the sequels exist, to ruin luke skywalker, bravo dicknose and smug faggot
>>220296263Green milk from Thala-sirens was already seen and drank by other characters in previous Star Wars movies. The only difference is Luke is drinking it raw
>>220293454ALL FAGGOTS ARE CANCER AND IN A BETTER WORLD SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN DECAPITATED TO SET AN EXAMPLE!
>>220296263commie subversives were handed the reigns to a beloved franchise that just had spent a decade being rehabed by a cartoon show after the disaster that was the prequels and this is what they wanted to give the audience, even to this day people can't admit that they purposely ruined the franchise
>>220296047So what you’re saying is you’re gay
>>220286096Epic
>>220296417See even to this day, we have faggot cultural marxist defending their subversion, you just know this faggot is giggling as he typed this outImagine spending time in your movie making the beloved character people wanted to see humiliate himself drinking milk from a human tit pasted on some ugly alien, you could have done anything else but this needed to be shown, just admit it was a humiliation ritual, faggotstop being a faggot coward for once in your life and admit it
>>220296428you have to be a raging homosexual to wholesale like the pequels, stop projecting faggot
>>220286089so what did they announce today?
>>2202864121977-1980
You just KNOW
>>220293700with filoni in charge? people would be mad
>>220287134I'm still loving over the fact Kathleens exit interview with journalists was essentially "I shat gold and all the fans were wrong for not liking it"This bitch buried the franchise in such a hole it'll never really recover. Probably destined to be nothing but comics and cartoons and games from here on out
>>220296887her goldshe shat it alright
>>220296595Who are you talking to, schizo?
>>220296887She never said anything remotely close to that
>>220296963THE FAGGOT COWARD THAT WON'T ADMIT IT WAS A HUMILIATION RITUAL, ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID, CAN YOU NOT READ YOU PLAYING DUMB FAGGOT COMMIE
>>220296965>The lows are that you've got a very, very small percentage of the fan base that has enormous expectations and basically they want to continue to see pretty much the same thing>And if you're not going to do that, then you know going in that you're going to disappoint them>I'm not sure there's anything you can do about that, because you can't please everybody."Directly from her deadline interview
>>220297032>angry elderly anon yells at the sky
>>220296965ohh look a shitleen kennedy defender, we are truly blessed
>>220297077YOU CAN'T EVEN ADMIT YOURE SEETHING LET ALONE ADMIT IT WAS A HUMILIATION RITUAL, YOURE FUCKING PATHETIC KIKE COMMIE
>>220296146you should watch Andor
Just finished watch Episode V, bros. MTFBWY
>>220297126Is that the one where they have that awful scene ringing a bell in the middle of town and it looks like complete dorky shit, if it is fuck andor
>>220295971Read Heir to the Empire if you want a bit of that.
>>220286089>Disney has Pixar do a remake of New Hopethere I saved Star Wars
>>220291497The last episodes of the Maul show came out today, Darth Maul vs Darth Vader came out today.
>>220295971what would be the point when tlj and tfa ruined him (lmao luke just forgot everything he learned, ran away like a bitch, got beaten by rey and then died in the most anticlimatic way possible like a weak bitch)mando and the comics tried to make him cool again (the young luke in season 2 and even comics showing his jedi academy) but they gave up after that because there is no point when you know what will happen in those two movies
>No! You are not allowed to say baby yoda>You are only permitted to call it...>Grogu
>>220286456the point of Rogue one is that you DON'T remember the characters' names, you remember their actions. They sacrificed themselves knowing that no one would know what they did, only the impact of it
>>220286584>mentionated
>>220297067>a very, very small percentage of the fan base that has enormous expectationsSmall percentage of fan, not ALL fans chud. And she's right, its literally impossible to please all the fans. She did a good job with what she had and tried to do something new with Star Wars
>>220296876damn what a good friend
>>220286118spbp
Oh no, sisters! We got too cocky!
>>220295326Surely it's a fake
>>220297569Why hasn't someone firebombed and flayed these faggots alive, nothing is going to get better until they're fucking dead
>>220297618All the other dumb tweets so far have been real, why would this one be fake?
>>220286089Are they really retconning the sequel trilogy?
>>220297569>thats a problem Thats the very first time I've ever seen them say that. Its always>AND THATS A GOOD THINGIs this the depression stage or the beginning of the acceptance stage?
>>220286584based
>>220287274Who's the clone trooper with weird rock on his armour?
>>220297833None of the sequels made it into the Nielsen Star Wars Top 10 streamed. In a series with nine movies. I'm thinking it's the beginning of the ACKceptance stage.
>>220286127they should have just recast the original crew and adapted the thrawn trilogy. I mean they still can I suppose. Oh well, time to boot up the empire at war mod again.
>>220295409>>220296228umm actress name?for star wars purposes
What was announced?
>>220297252i was disappointed with the fight
>>220297971Ariana Greenblatt. You might recognize her as Young Gamora from Infinity War, or from the Barbie movie, or the stupid Adam Driver Fights Dinosaurs schlock
new star wars invented a type of metal armor that light sabers and blasters cannot penetrate. literal plot armor
>>220297985Literally not a damn thin
>>220298100Maul was injured. They just needed something op to kill Talon’s master so she could go dark side.
>>220294432neh it’s a 3/10 film, uncanny cgi puppets of dead cast members, boring plot, gay retcons, wink to the screen moments, bullshit romance out of nowhere, not a single memorable fight, cheap vader nostalgia pop
>>220298098i mean, what else can you do?
>>220298098>sequels getting the Kelvin treatmentjar jar abrahams pulling a trickshot across two franchises!
>>220298293just use the force to drop a rock on them and if their helmet isn’t crushed their spines would be compressed to shit and they would collapse and die bro it’s physics
how do you fuck up a golden goose? these people can't help themselves
>>220298430All they had to do was NOT immediately rush the sequel into production without a plan or script the director having seen the first movie. Just take your time. I still don't understand why they did it. It's not like someone was rushing to put out a star wars movie before them
so he's going to become a sith Lord right? he's morally ambiguous. not sure if its just become he's a kid and develops slower so he doesn't understand yet. he also doesn't show up in the sequels where he would be around his 70s. wonder if he will become important in the future, he has 750 years of life left cause Yoda died at 800.
>>220293700At this point, keep the setting but put it either in the ancient old republic era or in a far future era where the events of the original trilogy are but myth and legend. At least put in a few hundred or thousand years so whatever garbage the writers come up do not affect anything else.
>>220298311We been waiting for this fight between vader and maul for years
>>220297715>why would this one be fake?Because surely president of the United States of America couldn't be that hillarious....Oh right it wasn't his first Star Wars tweet...
>>220290368>The OG cast is old and have been killed off in the new wars.Lol they treated Star Wars like Game of Thrones and recreated the same problems as Game of Thrones
>>220297985nothing, nada, zeronot a new expansion for swtor (because tht was announced before i think), not a new trailer for any of the new games or promotions for the ones that are out, no new live action show, no new animated show and not a single peep about starfighter
>>220298619No we haven't
>>220293700They'd realize Dark Empire is actually fucking KINO as hell and the "controversy" about it is massively blown out of proportion by larpers and illiterate pigs
>>220295397>throw guy off a ledge on Chandrila>this place is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESQhptIhD8A
>>220298293Cortosis weave armor and the like were already a thing in the EU
>>220298754>controversy???
>>220298293Cortosis and Mandalorian Iron existed for decades
>>220298810kino
>>220290895There are five good Star Wars movies.
I want more stuff with the CIS, why are they so criminally underused?
>>220291474Huh?
>>220298863bringing palps back
>>220286089Star Wars was ruined by Mike Stoklasa and Red Letter Media.
>>220299051CIS scum
>>220295326>strength>here is my N-th final warning Iran, take the deal or I will lift off even more sanctions from your economy
>>220298863in the past couple of years people have been trying to paint dark empire as bad in an effort to defend the "somehow palpatine returned" fiasco and luke's character in TLJ it happened before with heir to the empire with the whole "luuke" stuff
>>220299087But it's kinda funny how he reacts every time someone reminds him of this.
>>220290655Carrie is sexier than her body double.
>>220299087it's like a greek tragedy really
>>220298754dracula shiv looks retarded tho
>>220298810
>>220286127R1 was dope. Haters gonna hate
>>220291352How so?
>>220299103ok coretroon
GREETINGS, EXALTED ONE.
CIS ships are the coolest
>>220293152Sure bro, seems like you’ve never seen a single scene with Leia.
Say it.
>>220292654Seriously though, why didn't they include a scroll?
Okay, if I'm not allowed to like Star Wars, what am I allowed to like?
>>220299051Because they're often seen as comedic relief by the writers and usually only there to have something the Jedi can beat up on. The clone wars show, despite all its flaws, did a good job at times showing how deadly the CIS was when you're just a regular clone trooper or a soldier from a random planet that doesn't have a Jedi leading you.
>>220299271>"This is all your fault for selling out you know?"
this thread needs more Aayla
>>220295409Plap mode
>>220299313>no numbers per generation literally useless
>>220299271Why did you let Mike Stoklasa convince you to sell?
Holy shit!It's happening!https://x.com/GeeksGamersCom/status/2051312694049812809
>>220299313They should release streaming percentages by age. I guarantee you it's only millenials and GenX still watching anything Star Wars related. Probably only like 5% Genz and Gen A.
>>220299237Slave Lea
So were the CIS or the Republic winning before Episode III?
>>220294038>safe gooning characters like brown tomboys and dommy mommiesWhy not sexy white women and multi-colored (but not brown) Twileks?
>>220299354>get lucas back on to do his actual sequels>will still flop because no one has trust in disney star warsits actually over for star wars
The circlejerk over Rogue One and Andor I will never understand. They're just so un-Star Wars. It turns family film epics into very dull joyless young adult crap. I just reject it. It's a boring person's idea of what Star Wars should be.
>>220299379CIS was winning.They'd reached the core worlds and had the Republic navy stretched out and losing world after world.
>>220299445
>>220299445it does have a different vibe. mandalorian carries the spirit more
>>220299230BasedThe Invisible Hand is so cool, bros.>>220299301CIS was way cooler in the original Clone Wars series
>>220298737yes we did
>>220299313Mandalorian being for literal babies and boomer slop at the same time is so profoundly funny. It always had this weird feeling where it tried to portray old people as badass, it's a show about old people that has a fucking baby doll thrown in it. And remember all these Facebook Baby Yoda Mommalorians? It just explains everything.
>>220298293it was supposed to be used by Jango Fett in AoTC but they cut the scene
>>220299778
were they wrong?
>>220299271Bow say thray pay oh are.
>>220287698Should have just done a Dark Forces. Kyle Katarn is the one who stole the DS1 plans in the old EU anyway.
>>220299324My mom had the action figure of her on her desk at work for years.
>>220293062I'll watch it because my girlfriend wants to see it. And I liked the first couple seasons of Mando
>>220294337Campaign:Outcast > AcademyMultiplayer:Outcast < AcademyBest FFA / Team MapOutcast: Bespin StreetsAcademy: Tattooine CityBest Duel MapOutcast: Carbon ChamberAcademy: Bespin Courtyard
>>220298474Probably not. Sith is a religion. Without a living Sith lord or a holocron to learn from the religion is effectively dead.All Sith are Dark Jedi but not all Dark Jedi are Sith.
>>220299313disney has owned star wars for more than a decade and those two shows are the only decent thing they have produced
>>220299313>obsessed with jew marketing termslook forward to this fad ending whenever the money runs out.>which goy-hort are you?
has anyone read the new Thrawn books?
>>220300764Yeah, it's ok. Zahn tries to put Thrawn in nu-lore but it's obvious he's being shoehorned in and given the absolute state of SW canon, I couldnt really get into it.
>>220286134You now remember the trailer for Detours.
>>220301047i enjoy the first book
>>220299295Because it’s bad
