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When did you realize it was kino?
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When Vince Vaughn's character opened his mouth
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>>220287341
never doubted it.
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>>220287341
When Rachel McAddams delivered her dicks soliloquy.
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>>220287341
Immediately upon its release. I was there.
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>>220287341
season 1 was kino, which is shocking because its made by a right winger and is modern right wing art... but the next seasons are terrible because he tried to go full rightoid. Never go full rightoid.
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>year of our Lord 2026
>anons are STILL trying to meme season 2 was good
Even season 3 was better. And season 3 was boring as fuck.
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>>220287897
>>220287915
Both of you are retarded.
But you specially you commie fuck >>220287897
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>>220287897
if he created art then by definition he isn't right wing. right wingers cannot create art
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>>220287915
S3 was just a watered down apologist version of S1
>child trafficking conspiracies involving the wealthy elite? that was FICTION you chud! it’s all in your head!!
But now with all this Epstein files stuff I’m sure they’ll bring it back to its roots, as long as its the guy they don’t like in office
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>>220288011
>muh right wing
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>>220288103
silence chuds
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>>220287915
facts
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>>220287915
i couldn't finish season 2 or three, so
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>>220288287
i love quiet nights in like this
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>>220288422
>i love quiet nights in like this
tried to find the Jody foster getting fucked webm but cant
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Why are autistic incels so obsessed with this terrible season?
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>>220288501
Such a gay ass scene.
>Yea start on a close up of his flabby old man ass and make sure she still has her bra on because that's how people have sex
Sex scenes are rarely good but jfc it's HBO make her show her tits.
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>>220287915
I don't get the hate. It's a bit slow but the action and dialogue is amazing.
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>>220288606
its the only rightoid art they have
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>>220288405
That's says more about you than the show
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>>220288726
I know what kino is, and thats why
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>>220288758
Lol sure, drop your kinos let's rate.
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>>220287897
Typically ignorant little faggot. "He" had far less involvement in the second season, and none in the third or fourth season, both of which were directed and written by hollywood leftists. Your close minded, sheep-like views don't belong here, cunt.
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>>220288015
It's just kinda boring and the dialogue took a big hit.
>"Say it. I know you wanna do just go on and say it."
>"I won't say it...but I'm thinking it."
Bravo
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>>220288639
Half the season is spent on a useless faggot and a girlboss killing mean white men who pay willing women for sex and it's all because feminists complained about the first season.

It really feels like they wrote a script with just Farrell and Vaughn and then added unnecessary diversity hires. Nothing "rightoid" about it at all.
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>>220288799
Season 4 is just hollyjew slop with true detective branding. Literal jump scares and ghosts. Fuck off.
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>>220287341
When I watched it.
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Right wingers sure are sensitive little fags about their deficiencies in artistic mediums. It's Ok you have other strengths. Like worshiping Israel and paying for Pastor Jack's new boat.
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>>220288836
Those women are traffic and would be killed if they didn't have sex with the men. I get being edgy but at least be correct.
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>>220287341
Always did.
>You know Ray, they say two birbs in the hand is like having chicken. Well, I'm all out of eggs.
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>>220288895
Left wing art is also Israel and nigger worship.
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>>220288903
It's literally stated that they're willing whores who keep coming back and nothing in it even hints at your fantasies.
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>>220288857
Season 4 was the best one. I didn't have to pay attention to know what was going on and the characters weren't so depressing and it was short
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>>220288964
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>220288964
I love how they added ghosts to the series because ohhh the first season had spooky stuff to ok
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>>220288895
/pol/ is that way, you racist, Muhammad worshipping faggot.
Art, namely film and visual media, is neither inherently left, centre, or right.
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>>220288956
The whole story is about a girl who got killed and no one gives a shit. You're just a women hating retard.
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>>220288964
You should probably stick to tiktok.
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What a terrible thread
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>>220287341
Season 1: Le Reddit, Le Atheist, Le Deep Philosopher
Season 2: Kînô, Gritty, Slow Burn, You like to bully kids... ASS-PEN
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>>220289089
>There are good threads
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>>220289107
>Season 1: Le Reddit, Le Atheist, Le Deep Philosopher
and its unironically the best. Never before had there been a main character of a show who was a kino pessimist.
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>>220287897
pizza is based...
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>>220289474
It's so funny watching him. He really nailed it.
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>>220287915
they hated him because he told them the truth
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>>220287341
The war was lost
The treaty signed
I was not caught
I crossed the line
I was not caught
Though many tried
I live among you, well-disguised
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>>220289347
Blackhat it's a pretty cool movie and has peak Hemsworth
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>>220288823
>>"I won't say it...but I'm thinking it."
But next thing you know, they'll take your thoughts away
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>>220289347
Holy Fuck. Pizza is a Blackhat enjoyer? Most based xitter post I've seen in a long time. Best film of 2015.
>>220289837
He did a good job I thought of playing a good Mann protag. Not easy, certainly harder than Marvelslop.
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when he asked the bosses if they even want the case solved
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>Look Ray: in Ancient China, they used to say don't eat your ducks until they hatch. Well, I'm all out of chickens and it's time to go to work.
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For me it's Velcoro beating the shit out of Ass-pen dad.
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>>220287341
After watching it the second time
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>>220288015
Season 4 was a gas lighting 4the wall of all other seasons. "Don't pay attention to the fact that your leaders and powerful people are kidnappings, raping, torturing and murdering kids."
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The shot kitsch's face when being propositioned by the house-arrest violator
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it's good. velcoro and ani are great, the mayor was great, i just didn't like vince vaughn, his wife, or the fag.
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i liked S2 but it left me a little disappointed because I just wanted more of S1
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>>220291451
>i just didn't like vince vaughn, his wife, or the fag.
She wasn't great, I agree. I quite like the actor who played the Mayor, Richie Coster. He was very good in Blackhat as well, as the nondescript second in command antagonist.
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>>220291791
>I just wanted more of S1
same, s1 was so fucking kino

https://youtu.be/vnRTITzYnXs?si=HDxT1Nk-w_ge5wNf
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>>220287341
as soon as i finished the first episode
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>>220287341
when it first aired. within the first second of the intro.
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>you know what they say, ray. behind every great man there is a woman, well behind me is a tranny and she's fucking me in the ass, ray.
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>>220292524
Caspere knew this
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>>220287341
It was dogshit losers here just identify with the fat kid
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>>220292580
You identify with Ani and her lust for big dicks.
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The Santos fight with the rings on is brutal. Him having the pliers on standby is a hint how savage he used to be.
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>>220291006
Dont recall.
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>>220287897
i have direction fatigue
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>>220289474
Fun fact, they used to tell the future with the flight of birds in ancient rome.
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>>220287651
>never do anything out of hunger, not even eating your own cum
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>>220292994
did it work?
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>>220287341
I always liked it. Yes, S1 is the most kino but S2 was also good. S3 was mid but watchable, and S4 was just lackluster.
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>>220291791
Would be neat if they included something "supernatural" in S2, maybe related to Velcoro's massive aura, as David Morse, Ani's father, put it.
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>>220292920
Great quote from Santos:
>You ain't that thing no more, what you used to was.
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>>220287897
You are absolutely retarded. Literally the dumbest post I've seen on /tv/ in weeks, and there's plenty of terrible posts here. You should genuinely consider suicide. Otherwise, epic troll if that's what you were trying to do.
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S1 is great.
S2 has its moments but is all over the place in terms of direction.
S3 is okay, carried almost entirely by Ali.
S4 is fucking awful. And I love Jodi Foster. Actually, all the actors in it were good, even the mma girl. The script was just apalling.
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>>220293410
cope and seethe chud
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>you know ray they say 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink, well I'm colorblind and bad at math
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-220293598
another high IQ post, well done
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>>220293459
>S3 is okay, carried almost entirely by Ali.
He didn't do a good job at all. He wasn't able to make the character or his relationship with his wife of the case interesting at all, unlike Rust and Marty of course, or even Velcoro and Ani. Biggest problem of season 3 I think. They desperately wanted the lead to be interesting or "literally me," but couldn't do it like season 1. Dorff was very good though.
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>>220287341
When I was watching it with /tv/ and it was generating memes after memes. Those were fun times.
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>>220293770
>they say never put all your eggs in one basket but they never said anything about putting them in your ass
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>True Detective
>ignore pedophile child sacrifice ring
>catch patsy and call it a day
Well, that's certainly realistic.
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>>220288015
Just posting here to say fuck you, true detective season 3 was the best of all 4 by a country mile. Fuckin fight me. The dialogue is better, the acting is better, the relationship between the two detectives is better, and most importantly the story is not built upon cucking which the first 2 are so disgustingly obsessed with. Never let it be said that /tv/ knows a good show when it sees it because I cannot believe how obsessed you fuckers get over season 1, which although it has kino moments, really sucks when you look at it in hindsight. Peak fuckin Reddit. Your tastes suck. Oh and fuck Pizzolatto or whatever for saying Maggie was right to cuck Marty. Two wrongs don’t make a right bitches.
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they still haven't started building the bullet train
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>>220294534
Yeah Rust was fucking wasted and generally unstable. She genuinely took advantage of him and dragged him into her shitty marriage.
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>>220294534
Not liking S1, I can kind of understand. But implying it's not the best season veers too much into contrarianism. And S3 was also written by Pizzolatto, retard.
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>>220294534
>really sucks when you look at it in hindsight.
It really doesn't. /tv/ praising it is a small miracle in itself since it usually hates good media.
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>>220294534
>S3 was the best
I understood intellectually that people like you must exist but this is the first time I've seen one in the wild.
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>>220294492
>Listen Ray, they say sometimes your worst self is your best self. Then you split in half and your best self becomes a transsexual.
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>>220287341
i realized it was overrated by episode 2 if thats what you mean
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>>220288327
>Mowing down neurodivergent wiccan adjacent vunerable MAP minorities
pretty right wing chud behavior if you ask me
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>>220294660
you aren't clever
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>>220287341
Obviously when Velcoro gets shot by the guy with the bird head

Shame it never gets that good again though
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>>220292999
What did he mean by that line?
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>>220294534
>true detective season 3 was the best of all 4 by a country mile.
> the X is better, the Y is better
Telling that you don't explain WHY or how they're better, because you can't, because they definitely are not better than season one or two.
Then you insert epic "cuck" internet memes! Absolute LOOOL.

Season 3 was almost literally a discount variation of season 1, made after HBO was disappointed in season 2's reception, and so OBVIOUSLY they pressured Pizza to recapture season 1's magic.
>we'll get an oscar winning DEI actor
>set it in the South like S1
>muh multiple timelines (heckin epic!)
>protag has epic psych issues kinda like Rust, isn't a normie (hella based!)
>dem keedz (lul)

There are 20 scenes in BOTH the first two seasons that clear season 3 very easily. Velcoro's beatdown of Ass pen's father and the shootout alone are both much better than S3 lmao.
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1 and 3's cases were at least INTERESTING. what does season 2 have?
>murder of some jewish sex pervert and real estate fraud
ok...season 4?
>scientists killed by muh indigenous women. they get away with it because...colonialism???
pure garbage
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>>220295033
>what does season 2 have?
retard, it goes much deeper than that. they have elite pedo rings that are clearly stand-ins for epstein and how deeply rooted it is within the govt.
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>>220295236
This is maybe one of S2's problems. I like the season a lot, but the case should've been easier to digest for viewers, for them to get more invested in the show and enjoy it more. "dumb it down" I guess. I understand how some would be adamantly against that, but it could have used some polishing up and simplifying.
A lot of people probably didn't understand the diamond heist from the pawn shop aspect. I certainly didn't the first time I watched the show. It's not clearly spelled out until the penultimate episode, and many viewers would have tuned out by then.
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>>220295236
>they have elite pedo rings
do they? all we saw was the sex party and that was all adult women
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>>220295641
they were all 25 year old children you sick fuck!
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>>220287341
that big dick monologue always gets me
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>>220287341
Season 1, Episode 1. Season 2, Episode 1 was when I realized it would never be kino again though admittedly not bad until Season 4
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>>220295578
>A lot of people probably didn't understand the diamond heist from the pawn shop aspect. I certainly didn't the first time I watched the show. It's not clearly spelled out until the penultimate episode, and many viewers would have tuned out by then.
Uh can you explain it to me I did not understand it either.
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>>220295864
NTA but if I recall correctly 3 corrupt cops used a riot as an opportunity to rob and kill a man and a woman who owned a jewellery stores,their kids saw their faces and one is basically crow face,the cops used the money to buy their way into positions of power,the heist was covered or completely forgotten because police were to busy with the aftermath of the riot.I just don't remember how Casper was involved, it's been like 3 years since I watched it
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>>220295641
it wasnt just a sex party the guy was a clear allusion to epstein and DC sex parties with underage prostitutes, right down to the blackmail of top level govt officials via a secret black book and files kept on the frequent johns. of course since its tv, they cant show underage girls getting pimped out and them blowing old men in a drug-fueled orgy fest but its quite clear that is what it is supposed to be.

they never solve that case because they are too small and ineffective to deal with the systematic rot.
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>>220296002
>I just don't remember how Casper was involved
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>>220287341
Pic related in season 2, but as it progressed it felt like there was way too much going on even though i think that was sort of the point.
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>>220296250
vanceposting was the funniest shit this retarded board ever came up with
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>>220296396
You may call it a conversation, Ray. But I call it shitposting and the banhammer's coming down hard. Caspere did it for free.
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>>220293037
Probably not since nobody uses it anymore. Training day has the guy flipping pigeons to warn the neighbors about alonzo.
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>>220288011
at least half of all men who've ever made anything of note are libertarians and the other half are anti-authoritarian libs.
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>>220287341
When did you realize it was kino?
When the cast was announced
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>>220287897
true
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>>220288011
Of all the pathetic commie cope, this is the saddest
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>>220288015
would any non-retard that's seen season 1 like him?
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>>220287897
Can you explain what’s right wing about this season? No you can’t, because you have an 85 IQ and you can only communciate in buzzwords
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>>220293598
go get wasted by an ICE agent, tranny
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>>220287341
When /tv/ told me it was okay to like it
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>>220287341
When I listened to Mystery Grove explain the allegorical nature of the story and underlying themes
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>>220297794
>Can you explain what’s right wing about this season?
its pro christ
it shows a miserable atheist
its got pedo conspiracy theories
>which is ironic because the chud creator supports the pedos
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>>220296505
>Caspere did it for free.
lul
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>>220287915
This happens when a few characters, scenes, story beats, etc are good in isolation. They'll point to that and act like it defines the show as a whole instead of asking how it all fit together.
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Hallucinations induced by years of hardcore drug use is not "supernatural."
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>>220296396
>I sat down to piss yesterday and the tip of my dick touched the water, Ray. The tide's rising. I'll never forget it. It reminded me that I need to stand up for something.
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>>220296396
>They say birds of a feather flock together. Well Ray, I evolved from dinosaurs, so I don't have feathers and can't fly.
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i never understood if the vince vaughns dialog was supposed to be a joke or serious?
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>>220299098
holy
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>>220299098
Look, Ray, the tide waits for no one. So when it ebbs, you have to wait for it to come back, so that you can catch it when it ebbs, then take advantage of the newly risen tide, before it ebbs again, or else you'll miss your opportunity, and then you'll be regretful that you missed out on the risen tide, and have to wait for it to ebb and rise again.
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>>220288799
He directed the second season you retard
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>>220287897
exhausting
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I've said it before and I will say it again: If season didnt have the True Detective name attached to it it would have been hailed as an amazing mini-series and one of HBO's best.
Personally I think all the seasons are equally great with each season being great for different reasons.
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>>220300822
Looks like different directors worked on each episode, not Pizzaman.

Season 1
>Pizzolatto narrowed his search for a suitable director to Cary Joji Fukunaga, whom he knew from Anonymous Content, and Alejandro González Iñárritu.
Thank god they didn't go with Inarritu. Would have been a massive mistake.
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>>220288327
my flabby arms and man boobs would jiggle like epilepsy patient
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>>220295033
And we still never found out what happened with Dusty Mason or the Yellow King
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>>220288103
Why are leftists so triggered by film and TV?
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Only season 1 is worth watching
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Only season 2 is worth watching
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>>220287915
I like season 3 of being a reversal of the first season even though that's why most people hated it. What seems like a deep dark conspiracy turns out to be relatively mundane and even had benign intentions before going bad. I only think they fumbled it at the end by giving the kidnapped girl a contrived happy ending despite all evidence to the contrary. Like if it was just a story of a schizo lady kidnapping some poorfag children to raise as her own and they end up dying because she's a schizo who can't actually manage raising children.
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>>220301569
I'm trans btw
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when I watched this scene some crazy webm with audio of a robot fucking a dude by sucking his dick into her robotic hole using a tractor beam started autoplaying in the background

and I thought the crazy breathing and fucking noises were just part of the show
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>>220288895
Kill yourself troon.
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>>220302599
The main drawback of season 2 is probably just the rewrites. The concept and characters are kino machino. I enjoyed it for what it was despite the overly flowery dialogue which doesn't always work.
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when menaquinone4 (pbuh) called it kino on twitter i decided to watch it. first true detective ending sucked to me so i was reluctant to see the 2nd season, which was indeed much better.
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>>220287915
Yeah I'm shocked they're still making this thread in current year + 11.
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>>220289347
does he post here?



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