You WILL be getting the Star Wars Mandalorian Burger King meal, right?
>>220289808I miss when 7/11 would do those high quality promotional slurpee cups do they still do that?
>>220289867enjoy you're diebeetus
Just like how the Harry potter broomstick turned girls into women, this turned little anon into a man
that looks good but the last time i had burger king i got food poisoning for a whole day because the fucking mexicans who work there never wash their hands
>>220289808Why did they stop marketing movies like this? Back in the day every movie had some kind of special meal, commemorative cups, and toys and stuff.
>>220290128because the world is being run by psychic vampires who feed on your misery
>>220289808>creamy bounty sauce...
it sounds kinda good but am i gonna have to pay an arm and a leg for it i have coupons for BK so i usually get a good deal by todays standards, also, my BK does not make whoppers right they don't heat the pattie enough or something, kind of disgusting
>>220289808>Prices conspicuously absent
burger king sucks ass now
>>220290149>less slop marketing means psychic vampirismok
>>220289808>no Build Your Own Baby Grogu Slam at IHOPLame
>>220290190the last time I went there I went to the drive through after seeing it was empty and the speaker wasn't working really and rather than try I just floored it through the drive through at like 30 mph and never looked back.That was like ten years ago.
>>220290003I still have the cup topper of sebulba (no cup though) from episode 1 that I got for free out of my jr high's dumpster at the time. How a whole bunch of these were just dumped in there (maybe from the nearby pizza hut?) I will never know
>>220290128because fast food isn’t for children anymore
>>220289808>That'll be $35.99 with tax, sir
>>220290003>Harry potter broomstick turned girls into womenCould you tell me more about this?
>>220290324it was a broom, that vibrated.
>>220290157
post THAT menu
>>220290359Okay...but what were girls doing with it?? ELI5
>>220290411use your imagination
>>220290593But that's lewd, anon
>>220290324A long plastic broom that you'd stick between your legs. It vibrated. They later recalled it entirely. Pic related are some contemporary reviews.
>>220291816Oh my lord, I just do not want to believe that adults are thinking like this. So some innocent little girl just gets this vibrating toy and puts it down between her legs and she starts riding it. Do you know what else is between those adorable little legs? This is horrifying I'm literally shaking (like the old man in that book by Nabokov)
>>220292014>This is horrifying I'm literally shaking (like the old man in that book by Nabokov)kek
>>220291816This has to be a joke
i love being a goy! i love being a goy! oh i love being, i love being, i love being a goy!
>>220292656
>>220292656yeah no, it's a well-known story. nothing sells a franchise like stealth-promoting sex to children. Just ask Disney
>>220290097Did you have to go to the hospital? Because food poisoning is something you have to go to the hospital for, it isn't just your tummy hurting.
>>220290268Why are you talking about the time you went to a drive thru and didn't order anything like it makes you a badass?
>>220291816Imagine being a dad and innocently getting this for your little girl and seeing her have her first orgasm right in front of you, horrifying.
>>220289808The toys are lame and for that reason, I’m out.
>>220290157unironically read it as "creamy booty sauce" for a split second.
>>220293285Extremely suspect reading post.
