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>An astronaut (Kirby) is forced to make an impossible decision after her co-pilot (Pullman) sexually harasses her in the days leading up to lift-off: Jeopardize the mission by reporting his misconduct, or burying the incident and voyaging into space with a man she can no longer trust.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/vanessa-kirby-lewis-pullman-spacesuit-film-kitty-green-1236578873/
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The third act is him with his cock out in zero G trying to rape her on the ship with Interstellar music playing in the background
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>>220291416
>An astronaut (Kirby) is forced to make an impossible decision after her co-pilot (Pullman) sexually harasses her in the days leading up to lift-off:
Fuck you this is not a real movie.
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Unless aliens started to rape her as well how is this even scifi?
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>>220291416
> based on a true allegoric story
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>>220291466
Could one actually get away with space rape? I don't know much about space missions, but my understanding is that they are monitored 24/7 by ground control.
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>>220291416
I swear, scifi is so lame, cringe and gay this days.
No glorious battles between massive armies, no new cool technology nor new concepts, no world-building, etc.
Just more female-slop.
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>>220291560
NOOOOO!!! THE TERF INSULTER!!! WE HAVE TO SMEAR HIM NOW!!!!
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>>220291466
kino
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>>220291466
>>220291574
Even if they knew, how would they stop him?
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>>220291416
>Vanessa Kirby
You mean bonnie blue
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>>220291466
>not making a 2001 reference and paying blue banube
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>>220292345
> thousand cock-bogged stare
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>>220291560
Pedro looks more uncomfortable than her.
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Sounds even worse than Passengers
Hollywood needs to just stop trying to come up with its own ideas
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>>220291416
>An astronaut (Kirby) is forced to make an impossible decision after her co-pilot (Pullman) sexually harasses her in the days leading up to lift-off: Burying the incident and voyaging into space with a man she can no longer trust, or performing the mission with a bear.
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>>220291416
Reeeee misandrist slop #282
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im getting too old for this shit
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>>220291416
Sounds like a fun time
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The twist should be that's she's an artificial sexbot. On account of how she fucked up her face and all.
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>>220291416
Sexual Harassment... In Spaaaaaaaaaace!!!
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>>220291416
I actually laughed out loud at the synopsis. Wow.
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>>220291416
>a female astronaut
pass
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>>220291416
>That synopsis.
Lol
>>220291416
>Vanessa Kirby
It was DOA anyway. She had virtually no fanbase in the domestic market before she got massively bogged.
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>>220291416
Thanks for the heads up. I'll add this to my list of woke shit not to watch.
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>>220294773
heh
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>>220291466
id watch that
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>Kitty Green
this chick has literally never made a movie that wasn't about creepy men trying to rape girls
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>>220291416
Why wouldn't they have an alt to replace him? such stupid premise.
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>>220291416
Hollywood's "feminism" rings HOLLOW after the ENTIRE INDUSTRY helped Blake Lively to lie against a man who did nothing she accused him of, and had him run out of town then GASLIGHT the public for NOTICING her lies. Crappywood lies for money/power, that's it. No craft, no skills except the tech people. Machiavellian skinsuits.
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>>220291416
>ideas for movies literally no one will watch
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>>220291416
lol this sounds like it would be a premise for an episode of that terrible Twilight Zone reboot from a few years ago.
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>>220291466
make it like sunshine but pullman instead of mark strong
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Kirby isn't attractive enough to believe anyone would sexually harass her.
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> 2 z-listers starring in a film and not supporting characters.
> One of the stars is a nepobaby.
> Both are from flop superhero films.
How is Hollywood even a alive right now? Nobody will watch this shit. Why are they paying nobodies to star in films nowadays.
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>>220299084

How about now?
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>>220300160
Thunderbolts was kinda kino. F4 was shit, but Vanessa has been in fairly big budget movies for a while now.
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>>220291416
Take a step back and realize 90% of shows and movies is literal slop for women and fags. Its gotten insane. I am watching none of this shit. I will not even discuss it.
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>>220291416
boy they're really shoving out the man-hating propaganda aint they. crafted for a women audience. not finely crafted of course.
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>>220291416
wish-fullfilment story for hags who think they could be "sexually harassed" by a younger man
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>>220300229
> Vanessa has been in fairly big budget movies for a while now
Not as a leading woman though. As a supporting character and MCU is the 2020s is a train wreck so being associated with them is not good career wise.Its just nuts to me that producers pay people to make movies that they know will flop. Like this film will flop but it won't any of their careers when it does. What even is the film industry now? It feels like money laundering.
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>>220297600
Even so, there'd have to be an internal investigation which would inevitably delay the launch and cost the government millions, not to mention the media backlash should they get word of it, and the political shitshow that would follow.
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>>220291416
WHITE MEN ARE SO EVIL OMG
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>>220300361

The profitability dynamic is different these days.
Used to be that a movie had to make money in theaters then a year or so later (sometimes even more) it would hit the home market and make money in rentals.

Now it's a bit different.
Movies like these are made to fit into a genre niche on a streaming service. They exist just to pad out a catalogue so you have more movies of the same genre to cycle through when you pick one of them. And when you finish one, the next one auto plays so it counts as a "view".
People don't really "watch" these at all, they're background noise basically and catalogue fillers.
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>>220300512
The producers own the studios and the marketing. Even if they lose money on the production end they make it up with their other companies and then they still come out ahead with the tax benefits
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>>220297353
Why is she such a misandrist bitch?
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>>220300746
She looks like she fucks men. Any colour, all the time.

For real, I only watched The Royal Hotel and it was a borefest.
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why not make a movie about the crazy woman in the international station? not in line with the script?
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>>220291416
Flop confirmed
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>>220300941
This is baffling. Thunderbolts was much better. Destin isn't a bad director but Shang Chi was the definition of mid.
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>>220301023
It's Marvel fatigue. People gradually stopped caring about these glorified tv specials with some random jabronis and maybe one recognizable characters.
It's glupshittography.



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