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>Leather-clad sadistic militarist

How did they get away with putting this in a kid's show?
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People weren't so strict about such things back then. Now it's only violence and no sex. You should never have one without the other in entertainment
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baroness still mogs to this day
her most recent figure is responsible for the massive sales of a 300 dollar plane
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>>220295081
Leather is so fucking hot
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>>220295081
it's the glasses
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Adding in stuff that might get the father interested in what his son likes was seen as a positive.
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This stuff corrupted children by the way.
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>>220295570
>1:12
yikes
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>>220295957
>posts one of the many 3.75 baroness figures with an ugly face
yes
1:12
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She looks Jewish
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>>220296053
>wealthy parents
>gets into antifa bullshit
>becomes a terrorist
Terrifying how accurate this character is to reality.
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>>220295725
How? by making them straight?
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>death by rape tentacles is canon

Normal kids show.
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>>220296703
jaye deserves it for not being scarlet or cover girl
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>>220296703
They made an animated version of Dagon?
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>>220295081
GI Joe had some great fanservice

>>220296871
Destro's family castle has a lovecraft monster living in the basement.
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>>220295150
And without the internet a lot of kink shit went over peoples heads
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was it the movie that had the scene where the dreadnoks were just going to rape a random woman they found sunbathing and only stopped because they realized it was zarana in a wig?
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>>220298023
Yes
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>>220295570
Where the fuck is the Cobra logo? I'd demand my money back. Toy collectors are so fucking pathetic.
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>>220298148
she has a removable flight vest and the logos are on her shoulders, specifically cobra airforce logos
she's pilot baroness, not regular baroness
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>>220298205
It's an excellent figure.
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Destro is a lucky man
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>>220295570
I will now join Cobra.
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>>220295081
The only time I’ve been attracted to the Baroness was in Renegades, same with Scarlett.
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>>220295570
It was a gorgeous figure
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>>220295081
>>220295588
They didn't realize the fetishes they were unleashing on the world.
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>>220299061
yeah and the final face that shipped was even better than the promo shots
I didn't get the helicopter the year before, and I feel bad because what's her name that came with that looked like total shit face-wise
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all of the villains on this show were hilarious
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the hottest Sienna Miller has ever been
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>>220299082
>leather
>domination
>glasses
>dark hair
>foreign accent

A literal fetish cocktail
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>>220295081
The 70s-90s you just watched adult movies and sitcoms with your parents, they might cover your eyes for a moment if something saucy came on but that was it.
You were dimly aware of the leather female trope growing up, you didn’t know the sexual details but you understood there was a basic idea of a sadisit female in your head, and you knew the basic Jokes before they were said ( if it was a comedy) or the basic innuendo that what be in future scenes (if it was a drama).
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>>220298458
>>220295957
>>220295570
>>220299061
Go back to >>>/toy/ that is the manchildren board
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>>220299540
you mean the comfy board
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>>220299540
go back to india
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>>220299608
>>220299638
>>Manchildren mad we don’t discuss children toy slop here
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>>220299745
>irrelevant image from a mid movie from two years ago
>double greentext arrows
go back to india
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>>220296309
>antifa
Cobra is fascist, you fucking gaylord
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>>220299779
>too slow to get the Meta.
Typical toy collector.
Rump rustled?
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>>220299836
>mah children’s cartoon lore
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>>220299919
>learned the word "meta" in the 2020s
go back to india
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>>220295081
Because she was Eastern European and it was the 80's.
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>>220300097
Get new material, your comebacks are tired.
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>>220300249
>indian is still here
go back to india
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>>220299943
>muh ignorance of political philosophy
I accept your surrender. No need to reply anymore.
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>>220296703
Just an average day for Lady Jaye.
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>>220300316
>repeats the same nonjoke 5 times in the same thread.
>does the same in every thread.
Tier 1: Canonical Kamala-core
1. Captain Marvel (2019)
• Pure “you were always strong, you just doubted yourself” arc.
• Men = cocky jerks or faceless military; emotions weaponized as empowerment.
2. The Marvels (2023)
• TikTok quip energy, forced “girl dinner” team-up, villain is cardboard “oppressed woman turned genocidal.”
3. Ghostbusters (2016)
• Legacy male IP re-skinned as improv feminist hangout; villain is a bitter nerd incel.
4. Charlie’s Angels (2019)
• Corporate-feminism vibe: spy movie as HR training video, all bad guys are sexist pigs.
5. Ocean’s 8 (2018)
• Whole hook is “what if Ocean’s, but women?” with zero real edge; men are dupes/props.
6. A Wrinkle in Time (2018)
• Kids’ book bent into TED-talk about self-esteem and identity; plot coherence sacrificed to messaging.
7. Barbie (2023)
• Slicker and funnier than most, but still core: matriarchy/ patriarchy flipchart, Ken as literal accessory, thesis delivered via monologue.

Tier 2: Soft Kamala-core / Halfway There
8. Star Wars Sequels (esp. TLJ / TROS)
• Rey as infallible prodigy; older male heroes are broken, wrong, or need correcting.
9. Wonder Woman 1984
• Harsh didactic “be good by giving up what you want” while side-eyeing male desire as predatory.
10. She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (series, but tonally perfect)

• Every male interaction is either cringe or threat; fourth-wall lectures at the audience about being a woman online.

11. Ms. Marvel (series)

• Teen-Kamala template right from the source: fandom + identity politics + safe rebellion, no real moral cost.

12. Velma (series)

• Legacy IP flayed so the writer can rant about white dudes and hot girls; mystery is incidental.

“Honorable” Mentions / Spin-offs
• Birds of Prey
• Turning Red
• Various Netflix YA teen movies with activist MCs
• Corporate DEI commercials shot like trailers
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>>220300402
>indian posts weird AI shit
go back to india
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>>220299540
Fuck off
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>>220300427
Japan is great.
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>>220300444
>>220300427
>>220300399
I respect your collection.
And I check your trips and your doubles
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>>220295725
she was my favourite, had a comic book with her in and could never understand why spiderman didn't just marry her. she was perfect
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>>220299836
cope tranny
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>>220300470
>six times
Obvious to anyone not afflicted with a high measure of autism, any "cool wine aunt" will have earned a gnarled & gruesome snatch so scarified & prolapsed that her drooping leathered labia appear as the glistening russet or tawny or ruddy colored heads of turtles or large-lipped freshwater fish or like the strange proboscis of an eyeless subterranean mammal adapted to gulping silt or high-sand ratio marsh mud in either its search for tiny arthopod-derived calories or else burrowing some sort of nesting cavern to rest its cock-weary scabbard flaps.
Make no mistake, any cool wine aunt has been dicked-down & split apart & evidently pulverized open by long prying motions from exceptionally lengthy & pharmaceutically enhanced erections, slickly & snappily pistoning in & out of her roastie snapper the same as her dong-beaten brapper, their veiny & thick tumescences disappearing into the given cool wine aunt with the metronomic cadence born solely of great cardio-pulmonary conditioning, slap, slap, slap, pummeling cunt & cloaca with great steady vigor.
Simultaneous penetrations, public perversions, emictions & eliminations upon the sweaty faces of paying wide-mouthed clients, the cool wine aunt becomes worldly of all high & low slutty things, cruising correctional facilities public parking lots for previously incarcerated males receptive to the rippling petals of her gaping beef flower as a welcome-back-to-society gift, or else descending into chemsex-fueled benders of nut butter-aided beastiality, emptying kennels of yet-tainted pups before hurling the once unclean creatures tumbling over the sides of bridges, overpasses & anywhere with a cliff face long enough to relinquish to nature the dogs that had so scandalously tasted the cool wine aunt's vaginal victuals, lapping & schlopping the high calorie treat all the while the writhing cool wine aunt's brapper & snapper are each firing their climactic flatus like tolling bells.
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>>220296871
There was also that 2-parter where Shipwreck gets knocked and wakes up in the "future" in some weird fake town and then everyone starts melting and he questions his sanity.

I only saw part 1 as a kid and it shook me, I had to find part 2 online jut to find out what the fuck happened and confirm it was even real to begin with
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>>220299943
it's an actual tranny antifa freak with dyed hair. you sent it into attack mode, now it's going to ruin more of its mother's clothes when it goes on a tantrum rampage in the back yard
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>>220300538
go back to india
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>>220300560
>7 times
You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.
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>>220300571
go back to india
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>>220300513
It was just a thrill for her, not a mission like it was for Spidey. She couldn't love Peter more than Spider-Man. And by the time she had a change of heart, he was married.
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>>220299540
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>>220300545
Sure was toasty.
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>>220295570
>tfw someone reposts your pic on another board
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>>220301390
it's quicker than taking a pic of mine
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>>220295150
>No sex
No there is plenty, it's just either entirely male ass, or snap cut to a brownoid raping a white girl against a wall.
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>>220299540
The sad thing is you probably opened up your other tab to talk about The Boys or some other Jewish garbage. Oh the irony.
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>>220295081
At that time, mothers were not afraid of their son seeing an attractive woman and reaffirming his heterosexuality.
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>>220300482
Why is Firefly always so based?
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>remember the animated movie's plot was about a break away society of an ancient race that existed before mankind living in the Arctic underground? And that Cobra was created by them with unlimited funds and futuristic technology in order to enact their one world order? And when that failed they decided to biobomb the world with mutagenic spores in order to destroy the human race and reconquer the world? Crazy stuff haha.
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>>220305703
it would be more kino but it's several people's different ideas all smashed together
they went to hasbro with a number of different ideas of what the movie could be about, serpentor or ancient snake people, or ex-cobra joes, or monsters, or whatever
hasbro said yes to all of it
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>>220304872
Bobba Fett simil.
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>>220300402
>She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
cannot take seriously anyone that twerks or likes to watch it
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>>220295081
This is an anime right?
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>>220306113
I've never watched it, but I have had fun making specific JOI videos using Maslany's portrayal of the character.
Also it's hilarious how grok automatically makes the awful CGI from the show look 1000% better when all I wanted to do was put her in a different out.
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>>220305703
haha pretty far-fetched, even for a cartoon.
what kind of seething tribe of lunatic mutants would spread some kind of bioweapon to all the humans, they'd have to be so inbred they all went insane, like in the hills have eyes
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>attractive women
>shit animation
did literal pornographers animate this?
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>>220306231
her ass is gross
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>>220295081
>How did they get away with putting this in a kid's show?
assuming that beauty isn't fit for kid content made a generation gay, afraid to voice their natural instincts and porn addict.
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>>220306505
not as gross as yours
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>>220306231
Datum girl you live like this?
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>>220296309
this was early 80s so it wouldn't be antifa, it would be red army faction/baader meinhoff
the wealthy background could also allude to patty hearst
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>>220306526
I'm a male, you stupid gay nigger ass lover.
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>>220296703
Why don't cartoon look like this anymore. Why do we have to live through this gay era?
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>>220307331
irish people aren't white
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>>220307382
africanized teens aren't straight
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>>220295957
Cute and saved.



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