Worst game. Greatest game story.
worst hair
>>220296363the movie should have been about swordquest and finding the missing treasure. he fucked up by using that on a regular episode.
what a shitload of fuck
I commend James for making a movie at leastToo bad it's the worst movie ever made
>>220296363If Rolf didn't film in LA how much differently would things have been?
He tried and I hope he has fun.
Haven't seen it but its probably greater than or equal to anything ralphthemoviemaker has ever made. For such a cynical critic he pumps out pure shit with a side of poop.
>Nerd completely rejects any attempts to be with the cute redhead>actively encourages his black friend to pursue herwhat did Bimmy mean by this?
HE IS THE GAME DUDEHE IS SO RUDEHE IS THE GAMER WITH A BAD ATTITUDE
>>220296555Nah, ET was a fine enought game to base the plot off especially with the buried copies rumor that became reality.
Worst hiatus. Greatest comeback story.
His Rocky 4 mountain documentary was honestly more cringey
>>220296793>be away from his muh kids for 1 full day to climb a mowden>has a complete meltdown and acts like he's about to be sent to the frontlines of a brutal war that he won't come back fromkek what the FUCK is his problem?
>>220296789anything ever happen to that traffic accident he caused running a red light?
>>220296363i never actually saw thiswas it that bad?
>>220296900To be fair Spoony rolled a 10 so he should've had the right of way
>>220296793dude sounds like the faggot that gets lost in Horror in the high desert
>>220296904it's terrible, you can't even ironically enjoy it
one of the few times TGWTG beat Bimmy. At least Kickassia had moments like angry joe shooting a chain link fence and crying about the bullets going through the holes
>>220296623Ehhhh space cop was pretty fucking bad too
>>220296831Funniest part was they said they saw a group of teenagers go ahead of them and he's acting like he's about to climb Mount Everest. Also hiking in jeans and beat up tennis shoes was fucking retarded
>>220297007at least they acknowledge how bad it is
Release date July 21, 2014. FML where did the time go?
>>220297054Another James W. At least he's proud of his art and isn't a stuck up lol ironic millennial who abuses the good will of the fanbase.
>>220297110Crowdfunding the avgn movie was a pretty big abuse of his fanbase's good will
>>220296363>nigger next to the redhead oh, very subtle
>>220297125>people donated their money because they wanted to help support someone they love>somehow worse than uploading unc slop and expecting fans to mindlessly consume itTotally the same thing guys.
>>220297007avgn movie is unironically better than space cop
>>220297182yeah and look what the aspie did with their money kek. too autistic to film somewhere cheaper, he HAD to film in hollywood. what a abusive buffalo fuck fart
Small Bus, Big Dreams. The AVGN Story>Its the balls on the dick!
>>220297219This
>>220297053I hike in jeans and beat up tennis shoes touch grass gamer
>>220296363James should have just made a gross out horror movie where he plays a minor role (like he walks in at the end as Cop to find all the teens cut up)
>>220297110>At least he's proud of his artso proud he never talks about it
>>220297147he kisses her at the end of the movie while Nerd looks on and goes "Damn!" in an appreciative wayit's real cuck shit
>yfw douge won
>>220297419really? and people are shilling this shit here?
>>220297473none of these retards won
>>220296363isn't this like the original e-celeb that zoomers love? I'm too old to have watched shit like this, I just preferred playing games over watching streamers and youtube
>>220297562zoomers don't know AVGN
>>220297599I was born in 2003 and I grew up watching AVGN.
>>220297473Douge is honestly the most successful critic in Internet history He still enjoys what he does, still has a great viewership, no controversies other than people being butthurt he mocked The Wall and he can even poke fun at himself without taking himself too seriously. Guy has been doing it for 20 years and is still going strong
*blocks you're path*
>>220297680>avgn didn't get worse, you just got olderThe faggiest take anyone has ever made to defend their shit takes
>>220297714post age
>>220297776>born in 1950Do the math Gen Alphie
>>220297500>wife that doesn't start any drama>owns an entire studio >20 year+ career>minds his own business >ignores controversy >made 3 movies + a tv show + pays for several actors salaries>people still watch him>such a nice guy he made friends with the people making fun of him>got to be on tv >can probably leverage that forever if he wantsDoug is based and always has been.
>>220297378He also removed all references to it from the AVGN videogame
>>220297634I will say that Kickassia and Suburban Knights or whatever are genuinely fascinating relics of another time. None of these faggots other "movies" are so emblematic of their era. Doug may have made shit but it was shit that people at the time actually wanted which is why he got to make 3 of them.
>>220297822Its a retirement community
>>220296900Uh I think he just went to court. Spoony is a shithead but accidents happen. He wasn't drunk or anything. Even a collision like that in the US won't amount to much if no one dies or is severely injured.
>>220297053>they said they saw a group of teenagers go ahead of themyeah and they turned back too retard
Do you think redcowarcade should give their youtube money to James considering the only videos that get views are the ones talking Cinemassacre drama
>>220296363Facts about Cinemassacre>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss">Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)>James Rolfe is a literal retard that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has bitch of a wife that controls himtldr mike is BASED
>>220299163Facts about Mike>hes friends with james>hes not friends with (You)
>>220299163you can shut up now
>>220296407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2tirHYe4DI
