Have you guy's ever jacked it to a television show or cartoon? Like actual show not some porn parody
>>220298283Does Cool World count?
>>220298283I am a 4chan poster of course I have.
Oscar Gold is still probably the best bit American Dad has ever made. Good choice in pic, OP.
>>220298283Never a show. When I was 13 I jacked off to a print out of Scooby Doo porn a friend gave me. It was Shaggy fucking Daphne. That's as far as it has ever gone for me with cartoons.
Xena, warrior princess.It was the 90s pre-internet
>It's six hours of a baby chimp trying to revive it's dead mother
>>220298283Breh I once jerked off to a little girl in a phone commercial! Beat that! Haha!
>>220298316If it's a television show in counts
>>220298382I still jack it to Janet Wood and Mary Ann Summers Internet or not
>>220298340It's great episode all round
>>220298283>Have you guy's ever jacked it to a television show or cartoonThere are entire boards dedicated to this
>>220298696This board is about/tv/ related matters so bite me
>>220298552It totally is. Peak American Dad. But the Oscar Gold bit puts it over the top.
>>220298401I'd rather watch that than a single minute of Sethslop
>>220298532a man of taste
>>220298712No i mean there are entire boards dedicated to jacking off to cartoons
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>>220298974Oh well yeah but that's different that's porn. I'm talking watch television and jacking it to literal TV shows like pic related not some fan made fiction or ai nudes
>>220299002Do you think Jack and wife and and Joyce and husband ever switched partners with each other?
>>220299056>>220299002I mean John.., Jack was his characters name
>>220298283Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs
Battle of the Network Stars made me feel some feels in my downstairs
no haha
>>220299344It was Good television they should bring it back
>>220299357This entire episode was just the writer's fetish
>>220298283the futurama d&d movie when amy took her top off..........
>>220298283I'm sorry.... :(
>>220298283All my life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idyTZ1_CS68
>>220298422I jerked off to a surgery on House
Entire thread has apsouluty dogshit standards.>>220299630Except you, you get a pass.
>>220299451Excellent wasn't it.
>>220299848What is this style of animation called?High budget flash?Because I have really grown tired of it.
>>220299817Sorry you're gay
>>220298283constantly as a teenager.best one was "sabrina in rome", to tara lynn character's character.have you op? have you? are you even real? is this a data mining thread, a bot thread, a journalist? a plebbitor? a fire and forget humiliation ritual?
>>220298422my weirdest one was when I was about 14 and I jerked off to horse racing. my brain was so flooded with hormones all I could see was their big shapely backsides.
>>220300337Yeah, that’s fucking weird. You couldn’t image the girls at school or something?
>>220300553tv was my main source. I was fapping to almost anything that resembled a female.had I been provided with a female orangutan it would have been pregnant within the week
>>220300662Hominids can't impregnate any of the other apes. Many Africans have tried.
i remember getting home from school and watching this mexican teen soap opera called "Rebelde"I barely spoke any spanish but they had a bunch of hot girlsI also enjoyed Totally Spies
>>220300720I have, the spawn did not live long unfortunately
>>220299451so was the breast feeding episode
>>220300662>had I been provided with a female orangutanAnd now I'm reminded of that terrible /an/ story.
>>220300899give me the brief versionalso, chekt>>220300720there's a theory that chimpanzees can be by their closest relatives.
>>220298283Yeah. When i was a young teen barely producing jizz i was afraid to look at porn on the computer so i knew all the movies my parent had that had titties in them.Jacked it to Weird Science and Fast Times and Ridgemont High a bunch of times back in those days. Animes on late night toonami too like Inuyasha. And those infomercials for girls gone wild.
>>220298283do softcore porn shows on cinemax/hbo count
>>220300937>give me the brief versionreader bewarehttps://min.news/en/world/4e78e149f24fe76895d42697e1c7dc63.html
>>220301007god I miss cinemax, there was something bizarrely comfy about watching housewives les out with aliens or whatever at 2 in the morning
>>220300720I dunno about that. Cant be easy to fuck an ape. Those things are viscious.
>>220298283I watched fire and ice very high and I gotta say princess teegra running around scantily clad the whole time had an effect on me.
>>220299344Is that Linda?
>>220298283Who framed Roger rabbit, the pattycake scene always turned me on for some reason
>>220301052I managed to do alright with your mom. She's definitely a biter though.
>>220300662Did you not have victorias secret catalogues or national geographic? National geographic used to have some really juicy tribal titties in there occasionally.
Do I even need to say it?
>>220298283The only cartoons I can think of that I jorked it to:>Stripperella>Jessica Rabbit>Chel from Road to El Dorado (when I was like 13)So many TV shows, however...>True Detective - that Alexandra Daddario scene>Euphoria - Sydney Sweeney>Son of the Beach - BJ Cummings>That 70's Show - Donna>Married with Children - various hotties>Unhappily Ever After - Nikki Cox>2 and a Half Men - April Bowlby & Megan Fox>The Big Bang Theory - Kaley Cuoco>2 Broke Girls - Kat Dennings>The Client List - Jennifer Love Hewitt>Riverdale - Madelaine Petstch>probably some Game of Thrones girls but can't remember whomand I'm sure a lot more but those are just the ones off the top of my head. I'm not too big on porn desu.
>>220298283Any Simpsons episode where Marge is implied to be nude.
>>220301029garbled article but unfortunately detailed.you should have warned mebleh
>>220298283Yes, unfortunately to the forbidden pony show. Many times.
>>220301950any half decent girl on tv was enough.used to talk about the various pretty women/girls on tv with my school friends and they likely did the same thing.had one or two friends who were worse
>>220298283I'm surprised there are people who haven't. As a horny teenager, plenty of clothed hot girls on tv would do.
>>220298283What you posted is a BE scene, so yeah I got a boner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_pxPru8ry8Thanks Seth.
>>220302234>FWOOOOMP!
>>220302543Was it a certain character that aroused you?
>>220300337This made me kek hard. Holy fuck anon
>>220300337They do have pretty defined and jiggly cheeks, yes.
>>220303003shiny, well taken care of, sometimes have ribbons on their tails, the sluts
>>220303029It's a shame they don't take well to being touched back there. If I owned a horse, I wouldn't fuck her but I'd definitely be... appreciative... if she'd allow it.
>>220298382there was internet in the 90s. i literally posted about xena on the internet while it was originally airing.
>>220302747the pink one usually
>>220298283I've jacked off so many times that I'm sure a couple of them were to a scene or character from something. I mean Exhibit A on OP, Francine is just dripping sex in general so it wouldn't take much if I was bored and that particular scene came on.
>>220298283Yep.Mostly to death trap peril scenes in cartoons.
>>220303068she'd probably sense the attraction and present herself to you.there is a reason hussy sounds like horsey.gulliver had the right idea
>>220300337lmao based freakazoid
>>220298283Game of ThronesSpartacusTrue DetectiveI mean really, what kind of question even is this?
zero regrets
>>220298382I watched this in high school and funnily enough I actually watched it for the plot. I never found her attractive.
I imagine I must've done it if there was a particularly hot inflation scene but I can't recall a specific one
>>220298283For me it was the powerpuff girls episode where the 3 of them were stuck together, idk why but it was kinda hot. I was like 8 or 9
>>220305651like watching a fly with a broken wing.pretty weird dude, what did you like about it
Megan price is has been in two sitcoms that are hot and funny. Masiela lusha was cheesecake in every scene.
>>220305906Mostly them being stuck together, felt like bondage
>>220306099never really understood that fetish.when and why did yours start?
>>220298283This is extremely easy when you're a brain-damaged footfag. It's like everything has tits in it but the tits are feet.
>>220300337you win you demented mutant
>>220305651>>220305906It's weird what kind of stuff can activate your neurons when you're little. I remember getting a boner (or a proto-boner, IDK) from that Donald Duck cartoon where a witch controls his feet. I also got kinda aroused (proto-aroused?) from this one episode of some kids' shoe where a girl got her feet stuck in mud.
>>220302234>>Stripperellasame: first cartoon that I actually tried and felt like it was intended toand iCarly (we have the same age then and now, obviously)shame about what happened to McCurdy though: would've been a nostalgic reunion
>>220299022There’s no functional difference. You think if you’ve looped a nude or sex scene, and you’re absolutely whacking your pole to it, that when your mother or girlfriend walks in, and you scream“It’s ok, it’s not technically porn!” That she won’t immediately get furious and tell you off for splotching her beautiful couch cushions with your dirty deviant little milky drippings?>“B-but it’s ok because there’s no actual penetration. It’s all implied, and the intimacy co-ordinators make sure no genitals touch. I’m just appreciating the natural beauty of the actresses curvy body!”Why in fuck’s name would you ever think that would work? You are in especially hot water if it’s your girlfriend (unlikely). There is quite simply NO WAY that the kind of man who gets his rocks off to titty scenes in movies has a girlfriend with breasts anywhere near as full, or perky, or a body overall as nice as the actress hand picked by a creepy producer for her nice naturals. Just no way. Her jealousy will be transmuted into an attempt to shame you, which will continue ad nauseam in indefinitely until you completely cut contact with her. Personally, I don’t think you’d deserve that, but learn to pick your battles. It’s porn dude. Your overstimulated brain made it into porn. And the moment your hand closed around your shaft and made the first downward stroke while watching it, you entered an indefensible position in the eyes of the fairer sex.Just hide it. Lie to every single woman you ever love. You only have to keep it up for about 83 years at most. I hate women.
>>220301767yes the greatest breasts in history
>>220298283Probably, how should I remember?American Dad was a rather horny show.
>>220307414That would be Lieutenant Hooters from SGU.
>>220299357I love Asian baddies
>>220301979Source?
>>220298382You could pick any 90/00s shows and there was always hot women, we had it good.
My earliest sexual memory was an episode of Gumby where Goo was abducted and kept captive in a tower. It turned me on
>>220306149>never really understood that fetish.nta but tons of women really like the feeling being squeezed and shit like that, skin tight stuff or having someone lay on top of them or crawling into tight spaces like spelunking.
>>220305253Im sorry you're gay
Baywatch obviouslytrying to nut as fast as possible before the ugly one showed up
>>220298283Yes, chick in Dragon's Lair on a laserdisc or maybe it was Space Ace
It was French, did you expect anything much?
>>220299022the zionist who did melrose place on fox hyped up his next "big hit" called models inc and that did it. there was a show called step by step with two hot 18 irl daughters, pretty sure. a game show called singled out with jim carrey's wife. a rare x rated episode of tales from the crypt about a carniverous tattoo on a woman's backside
>>220308075>The one where she's stalking Pokey
>>220308084likely defined my lifelong "type" weird in retrospect
>>220307916They are absolutely my bag.
>>220307924darude sandstorm
