With video game adaptions being massive right now, which game should get the live-action treatment next?
>>220299420King of Fighters (or Fatal Fury). The 2009 one with Maggie Q sucked
>>220299420tranny game>>220299483fighting games are inherently brown
>>220299483wtf, worst casting possible
>>220299420Parasite Eve. Just combine both the original novel with the Square Enix video game.
>>220299690Where's this from?
Now inagine if… haha… if she uh… got fucked by the raptor hahahaha wouldn’t that be funny? Hahahaha
>>220299483>character known for her massive tits>cast a flat chested woman
>>220300109>Parasite EveThere are rumors that there's something going on with the rights to it and that's why the book has been out of print for years and why they haven't done anything with the IP in 16 years.
>>220300897>and why they haven't done anything with the IP in 16 years.>The 3rd Birthday (Japanese: ザ・サード バースデイ, Hepburn: Za Sādo Bāsudei) is a 2010 action role-playing game developed by HexaDrive and published by Square Enix for the PlayStation Portable.If I could save time in a bottle...
Which actress do you see here?
>>220301944young vera farmiga
>>220301944She's a hapa, but real-life hapas never have blonde hair and blue eyes.
>>220299420Monster Hunter getting an actual mini-series instead of WS Anderson slop would be kino.
>>220300109>>220300897Oh boy, this is actually kind of a rabbit hole. Madonna bought the film rights for the game back in the 90s and it may have gotten far enough along that a treatment was actually written. Some other rumors indicated she'd play Eve herself. Never went anywhere though. It was fairly widely reported at the time and you can find plenty of old articles and forum posts talking about it.
>>220299420Unsimulated dinosaur sex with her vagina and anus and mouth.
>>220300467Haha.
>>220299420Sega is doing another house of the dead movie. They should consider illbleed
>>220301944young naomi watts
>>220299420Tbh it would be interesting to see a Thief movie
>>220299420I demand a Soul Calibur movie. I want to see Siegfried hunting down Nightmare.
>>220299420Rachel is long overdue for a live action casting. Long overdue.
>>220304608>This is the girl
>>220304662I just want Anya Taylor Joy as a naked wood nymph.
Hotel Dusk Room 215
Guilty Gear Strive
>>220299690>SF6 shit designno thanks
>>220299420>video game adaptionsMiss me with that shit
>>220306464no cap
>>220299420Splatter House Victory Run China Warrior Valis Air Zonk Legendary Axe Dragon Spirit ElectroCop
>>220299420Custer's Revenge
>>220299420Scrimbo Bimblo
XCOM
>>220308658now that's what I'm talking about. Cast it!
>>220299420yume nikki
Xochi as Rikku
Persona 3
>>220309633Adam Sandler as Auron
>>220299420The only video game to rise to the stature of literature : Disco Elysium. Rest of the video games are trash.
>>220309722lmao kill yourself
>>220309741Lol, cope. Are you upset that the only literary game to ever grace the medium is communist? Kek
>>220300272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJpXBKFA8Kc
>>220309800>>220309722But of a weird persona you’ve chosen to adopt there, fella
>>220309844I am just spitting the truth to these plebians.
>>220299420The fanbase for Dino Crisis is miniscule.
>>220309800>multi million dollar video game made for profit is communistNu-communism is so interesting.
>>220309867Nah, Fella. You’re just choosing to be a bit weird.
>>220301944scarlett johansson, yes i know she already did ghost in the shell but still, either her or uma thurman.
Cast him in
>>220305903Go be gay somewhere else.
>>220308658I actually have an idea to make it an R-rated western action-comedy. But no serious studio would take a chance on it because it requires American Indian actors and the lead is a naked Cavalryman tripping balls after surviving Little Bighorn.
>>220310058>either her or uma thurman.How about her daughter?
>>220299420Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh in the live 80s version of Persona.
>>220310423Forgot pic.
>>220310447I think jjl would probably be what I looked like if I was a faggot tranny. I don’t think any other woman has the same facial features as me.
>>220309633/threadI want to see blitzball become a reality in our lifetime
Could a Dino Crisis movie work?
>>220310734This movie was so much better than it had any right to be, makes all the new Jurassic movies look liked worthless boring piles of shit.
>>220310761True, they only had like $6Million budget too compared to $300Million Jurassic World movies.
>>220299420dino crisis story is finding key cards and then there's a trex in a room somewhere or something. It could make a brazzers parody but not a series.
>>220299694His post was so accurate it rustled your jimmies. FGC is literally all stinky incels with anti-white energy.
>>220299690I mean, they all kinda look like that. Big heads, flat faces, flatter chests, stumpy boxy torsos and short legs. They should just cast White women for all animes.
>>220310803Jurassic KFC
>>220299690Why is CGI now 10frames per second instead of 30? Saars being lazy?>>220301944idris elbow, zendata, jussie smolet, oj simpson, cdave chappelle, etc
>>220311619>Why is CGI now 10frames per second instead of 30? Saars being lazy?tbf that was just a promo video for the game, not like an actual animated or show
Lemmings should get a live action movie.
>>220310803>>220310761>>220310734Saars my excellent movie film!
>>220300626Spoony?
>>220311651oh, well it still had more frames than that fucking Kpop anime that made me physically motion sick after about a minute.
No, I'm not making a wish on this monkey's paw.
>>220312057hollywood writers literally on 4chan and chatgpt trying to find movie ideas and I am not even joking I believe this
>>220310803>>220310761What film is this?
>>220312957Primal War.
>>220301944Clara Galle
>>220301944>>220313401
>>220301944>>220313401>>220313466
>>220313920You're trying too hard /pol/nigger. Take a xaniberry and take a quick nap. You'll feel better in the morning. Okay?
>>220301944Blonde dyed Antje Traue
>nudity>rape>pedophilia>torture >cannibalism >trasngenders name the director
>>220311655Could be legit as a kind of 'Minions but for adults' film about Lemmings being disposable henchmen for various villains.
>>220314154>>>/pol/Go home
>>220299514you're inherently gay
>>220299420The flowering nose in sluglandEnderalPortal (surprised they haven't done it yet)
>>220299420This.
>>220315306
>>220304608Pretty solid desu
>>220315338>rank classified >it's lieutenant
>Chrono Trigger but have it be like Clue where the ending is different depending on which theater you go to>David Lynch(RIP) and Del Toro collaboration of Morrowind and Michael Kirkbride has unlimited LSD and creative control>Lisa: The Painful with an unsimulated rape scene>Doom II: The Musical with dancing monsters and gunshots that sync with the rhythm
>>220300626With all the advancements in technology, they could've just CGI'd some cannons on her.
>>220300897They've used the series in one of the many shitty gatcha SE runs within the past couple years, so they still have the rights in some form.
If there were competent people doing it, I could use a Max Payne movie reboot (it's soon 20 years since the 2008 pretty garbage movie and the game remakes are supposedly coming in near years). Not that I need any game movie.
>>220299420Turok if we are staying on the topic of dino kino. It's crazy overdue. Also Star Ocean second story needs a TV series.
>>220299420Dead Rising movie. Film it at a actual mall.
>>220315737This. The animated movie wasn't bad but Im shocked its never been adapted into live action
>>220299420Dino Eggs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwh-M6Rb48kAfter accidentally infecting the dinosaurs, Time Master Tim, (played by Chris Pratt), must use his time machine to save them from extinction. With his cute pet Grogu-like baby dinosaur sidekick, in a desperate race against time itself, Tim must brave giant spiders, snakes, bizarre prehistoric insects and a maternally outraged dinosaur to collect enough 'dino eggs' to save their future.
Hatred:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uddSYBb9W1EAs a middle finger and fuck you to the Sandy Hook fags for going after a humble water filter salesman. Include a lot of in-joke references to their dead kids and have it all turn out to be a glowie operation with crisis actors.
Far Cry 2 movie in the style of Blood Diamonds/Hotel Rwanda/Last King of Scotland
>>220299420Perfect Dark
don't know how nobody picked the comics up for a tv series yet
>>220299420I played this game in an old arcade once:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzGWEYCRA0w>You fly a space plane called an 'X-Wing' and kill bad guys in space dogfights with lasers. Then you blow up a massive moon-sized space station by flying down the equatorial trench and shooting the exhaust to blow it up.Seems like it would make a pretty cool movie if you developed some characters, basic visuals, and added some story.
>>220299420Dino Crisis would be way too expensive. I think that's why Jurassic Park pretty much has a monopoly on dinosaurs since they know they can throw money at it and it'll do great at the box office. No one else wants to take the risk.
>>220299420
Bomber man
>>220299420Parasite EveFinal Fantasy VIIIResident Evil (lol)GaleriansUnironically Baldur's GateDoom?Heretic or HexenXCOMStarcraftHalf Life (with true ending)Persona (it will be hilarious the Hollywood/Netflix adaptation)Some of the old Adventure games (Sam and Max, Indiana Jones with a new actor, Monkey Island, Larry, Day of the Tentacle, etc)Yeah, I know most games were released before most zoomers were born but still.
>>220301944>happaThe blond hair could be solved with a wig or something
>>220309722shut up, comie
>>220320243>Resident EvilThis should be the absolute easiest lay up ever and yet much like the wnba they keep missing.
>>220315338>>220315306This looks very familiar. I feel like I've seen and fapped to it before long, long ago...
>>220299420A Grand Theft Auto movie or series. Based off of GTA 2 obviously.
>>220320683at this point I seriusly believe it's an humiliation ritual AND making some jew richer or something.
>>220315753>Dead Rising movieI kinda liked the first one, the second movie was very cheap shit that didn't even bothered.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8pcAnOTwPI
>>220310120heh
>>220320773First Crank movie with Statham is pretty much an adaptation of players fucking around in open world gameplay of gta.
>>220321235Yeah but GTA 2 specifically though. At this point I'm trying to decide if it should look more like it's game or just rip off it's opening cutscene wholesale. I think I'd just do the latter, but slap more neon and weird retro future cars into it I guess. Maybe rip off that western/weeb trope of the guy who arrives into town and plays all the gangs against themselves. Cause that was a thing in GTA 2.
>>220320780It really is odd. It could even be low budget(would actually probably better that way) and still knock it out of the park.
>>220323397there is a fan video (and a new one coming) from Residence Evil channel with the original actors of the first Resident Evil 1 game. I haven't watched it yet,but I bet is cringe.It's low budget and fanmade soI guess the quality will depend on the writing and acting.
>>220299420Silent Hill 2 but do it properly this time.
>>220310761The dino scenes were fantastic but man the dialogue in this movie sucked massive dick. It also probably shoulda been shorter. It was fun tho
>>220299690All of the girls in COTW are ugly sluts.
Cast him
>>220324579Kurt Russel
>>220315629all sound kino
>>220315629>Chrono Trigger but have it be like Clue where the ending is different depending on which theater you go toChrono Trigger doesn't have a plot or any characters tho? a puzzle bobble movie would be better.
>>220324579Kelsey Grammar.
>>220326055Darius Emanuel Grouch III, "The Rumble"I WANT THE MONEYPLANE BRING ME MY MONEY
A hip hopera stage production of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.
A mini series showing what happened at the Citadel station during Hacker's 6 months long nap could be pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tKIJUxSyaU
a Team Rocket movie that is like a child-friendly version of The Sopranos/Goodfellas set in Japan
>>220299420Kameo: elements of power
>>220317432I will be forever mad this game is trapped on 7th gen consoles.
>>220299420>which game should get the live-action treatment nextThe Walking Dead (Season 1 only) would be a massive hit.
Metro seems like it should be fairly easy, no?
>>220320243>Unironically Baldur's GateWhy? I played 1 and 2 back in 2023 and the story is was nothing remarkable. Baldur's Gate I is just the tale of an orphan learning he's the son of the god of murder and because of it, his brother is hunting him and the rest of their siblings, so that he can kill all of the demigods of murder who could stop his plan of seizing throne. In the background, there is a manufactured iron crisis to destabilize the economy and military to make your brother's takeover of the city more ease.Baldur's Gate II is just the tale of you fighting to get revenge on the guy who killed half of your party, kidnapped your and your sister, and stole your powers. That's literally it. The story is 95% filler and the villain isn't that memorable.And Baldur's Gate III? That would probably make for the best story adaptation, but it's still nothing remarkable. Act 1 and 2 are actually pretty good, but the story becomes absolute dogshit after Ketheric dies because Gortash and Orin are way too uncharismatic and lame to carry the story as the final villains.
>>220330892Those games are adapted from a series of novels. There was talk of a film based on the first book ages ago but I think the author pissed off the Russian government and got more or less blacklisted.
Duke Nukem with a Ventrilo harassment scene of him trolling aliens on their radios
>>220299420She's a redhead, and you know what (((they))) do to redheads. So no. Also the story is kinda stupid
>>220300897Oh I forgot this was set during Christmas. Jews would never miss out on a chance to shit all over it, so there is a chance.
>>220299420Custer's Revenge.
>>220318866Cloning dinosaurs from preserved DNA was also a stroke of narrative genius. Your only options if you want dinosaurs in a modern setting are to either blatantly rip off Jurassic Park or fall back on hokey shit like time travel or dinosaurs living in Africa or something.
>>220328903Played it myself for the first time on the emulator and it worked fine. Good game.
>>220328859I haven't seen her in years!
>>220330995Isn't the author catching some flak in the west too lately?
>>220299420Armoured Core.
>>220332894Was an episode of Secret Level with Keanu as pilot.
>>220309633Holy based
>>220309633...in the SDT blockbuster adaption
>>220299420how about (((Hollywood))) and (((netflix))) fuck off and die instead of ruining everything
>>220300626white woman casting director>>220315638Mika tan was an aspiring actress once
>>220311597>they all are flat
>>220335221>cherrypicking
>>220320323pom bleaches her hair
>>220299420I look EXACTLY like Regina
>>220335235>mai shiranui is japanese>pic of Japanese woman>cherry pickingsmug karen
>>220335221There are plenty of Japanese models with gigantic boobs, but what about Chinese and Korean women? Anyway, I guess this isn't important.
>>220335257shut up sue lightingor Dr Michelle lab muffin
>>220335290japanese characterbut theres chinks with titties and yamsand gooks with titties and yams(((hollywood))) isnt hiring any attractive asians with the dried up white cunts in the c-suite of studiosnot even 2d asianssony sold off the rights to kpop demon hunters like they were about to shelve it before netflix made an offer
>>220335221Well that was a rabbithole I went down. Almost impossible to find archives of her idol days, especially the early stuff.