The usual, anon?
Yea uh let me get hairy man ass with extra crust
what was chase thinking with this faggot shit?
>>220300572You have no idea how many dudes are closeted faggots
Do you guys think Johnny ever rolled Vito down a hill like a big bowling ball and knocked over comically large bowling pins they made together with woodworking tools, then had bowling ball sex? Vito was very round and the area had a lot of hills.
>>220300613Seek help
>>220300613I lol'd
i thought this was tom hardy
>>220300613good one anonymous
>>220300613Guys, come on... It's a fucking joke.
>>220300613I'll never get to experience romance like this. :(
Imagine being Johnny Cakes in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Vito Spatafore, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific wop monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 25 year old firefighter in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Johnny and not only sit in that chair while Vito Spatafore flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that line “can I get some coffee?”. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he’s STILL GOT IT and DAMN, VITO SPATAFORE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fat fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of fit firefighters for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in New Hampshire . You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's dripping down his fat ass crack as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with 2 mile walking everyday and personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room with arson before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Johnny Cakes. You're not going to lose your future Chief of New Hampshire Fire Department career over this. Just bear it. Hide your disgust and bear it.
>this actor died before Vito's actorFucking nuts
>>220300613Is bowling ball sex when you see how many pins you can fit up your ass? If so, strike.
>>220302676AIDS?
>>220300488Yeah gimme some of them sweet porkchops.
>>220304639I don’t want his pork chop, I want his life.
>>220300488the metallica guy, he was gay?
>>220302675didn't read all that but I agree with the sentiment, who would want to fuck Vito. especially if it's only hedonistic sex and not for creating a family. there's a reason gays tend to be more fit and fassionable
>>220304298unironically, suicide
>>220300488can gay guys just tell other guys are gay by how they eat pancakes?
why couldn't they make one the better looking guys be the gay one? Why the tub of lard?
>>220302675>>220304913Most yes, but not all. Some just can't get enough of a big bubble butt - it's a fetish thing much like with straight guys.
>>220304639Shit, man. There's nothing but fat on that bone!
>>220300618Now that's a face of a man who loves willies
I legit skipped all this faggot shit. I know the basic storyline from discussion but this is the only part of the sopranos I skipped because i dont wanna see a pointless faggot sidestory in the final season when theres other characters i likedthis shit is one of the few reasons why i think breaking bad is an all around better package than the sopranos despite the sopranos mostly being better
>>220300613
>>220304956>>220300488Look at these two, it's like an ad for a gay bar. Gay, and way gay.
>>220305105>when theres other characters i likedLol you like men, what a homo.
>>220300488Do gays have so little standards that a fat greasy fuck like Vito was able to instantly make this guy fall in love?
>>220304944Gays have codes and visual cues to signal other gays
>>220305294LIke when they expose a blue bandana on their left side if they need scat play that night?
>>220305390No that'd be brown and on the right pocket.
>I'm fine with gay sex as long as the guys look good
>>220305241vito was eye-talian, was probably packing a 10'' hog underneath the gunt
>>220300572Vito used to hassle Chase for storylines and unironically pushed hard for this episode
>"Don't mind me, just getting sucked off by a morbidly obese mobster before my shift ends"do security guards really?
>>220305858It's the most boring job imaginable, what do you think.
>>220305858man their initial interaction, that was the story worth tellingimagine this guy catching vito's eye and Vito sending signals to him in the hostile environment of low skill workers and mafia goons
>>220305858I've been a security officer for years and I would just like to go on the record as saying that I have never once had oral sex performed on me by a member of the Italian mafia or any other organized criminal organization.
>>220300488
>>220305872I'm a security officer and it happens all the time. Most guys will deny it though even though gay mobster blowjobs are RAMPANT
>>220305858>Just caught off guard.
>>220304639move along nigger before i carpet my board with your black hide
>>220306073Fuck off, you don't even have a flashlight.This is private property anyway, leave now or I'm calling the cops.
>>220300572proto-wokeism
>>220304639Look at that ray of sunshine down there in all that darkness.
>>220300613Straightest post on the board. Gays will never understand how fun that would be.
>>220302675a daring synthesis
>>220302675this hits harder when you know that the Johnny Cakes actor shot himself
>>220300488i need you
>>220302698>If so, strike.lmao
>>220300488I want the Webm of Vito and cakes laying in bed and he turns Vito on his stomach and Vito has this look of uncomfortable dread on his face and it cuts to one of Bobby's trains going through a tunnel.
>>220304913you incels are so retarded. There are plenty of fat and ugly gays, and gays will fuck anything
>>220304944Gayface is real
>>220300613>>220302675>when zoomers try to meme
>>220307644That's low testosterone face
>>220300488> Vito's actor in a behind the scenes video for the Sopranos game> "I may have sucked cock, but at least I wasn't a rat"
>>220304298NOBODYS GOT AIDS
I'm craving those Johnny cakes
>>220308005I warned you. theyre a dick
>>220307677He’s clearly a homo though so why not both
>>220307676Newfags need to lurk before posting for at least five years
You gotta wait for that
>>220308170>Newfags need to lurk before posting for at least five years/b/ quarenteen
>>220307748I find it funny that Tony Siroco had a strict rule about not portraying a rat, but Paulie was really the biggest rat of all, even if he never did so to police
>>220302675You just don't get homos. There's a specific niche that fat fags fill; just like how some hetero men go for fat chicks because of their size.
An order of Johnny cakes and an assfucking, please.Just kidding, you fucking idiot. I'll have two orders of assfucking, please.
>>220309875Easy there, cowboy, you're going to want to have a packed lunch if you're going on that long of a hike.
>>220305241Anon, they fuck random men in bathrooms without speaking to each other.
>>220302589Eh, can kinda see it
Booty. A man's butt
>>220302675lmao
>>220305858Youve clearly never met a security guard
>Romans were down with fag shit all day every day>Mafiosos liken themselves to Romans>Mafiosos hate fag shitwhere is the disconnect here? at the very least it shouldn’t bother them so much. their ancestors were all butt cowboys.
>>220310178>Implying niggers from Sicily can trace their lineage back to the Romans.LMAO, they can trace it back to Africa maybe.
>>220300596Every black manThere are very few that arent.
>>220310420AIDS thread
>>220310178>And the Romans? Where are they now?>You oughta know, sweetie
>>220300596maybe you're a fag, ever think of that?
>>220300488Me and the boys stopping to get the "usual"
>>220300572Even Chase had (((bosses))).
>>220310420That's why jail isn't a deterrent for them. Just a bunch of new asses for them to fuck.
>>220312631Based Carm poster
Cakes stuck a firehose up his ass to keep him clean for cuddles
i can't take wops serious >ayyyy me fat-a faga mamma mia gabagool whack em oooooh madonn
>>220314650Ayefurggeddiboudit
>>220314650The balls on this prick
>you can get anything you want>plop plop plopThis has never, ever happened in real life.
>>220300488Yeah, gonna need a a few mcgriddles and a handle of jack
Johnny Boy! You're one a the good ones, Johnny. Never forget that
>>220300488Do you remember that time Vito listened to someone piss like a race horse?
>>220305858it was dead of morningshift was gonna start and vito was going to have a bit of mayonnaise on/in him
Vito molested his son, that's why he became a juggalo
