The Odyssey new trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_bKjZeJBBIIt looks mid
Holy kino
the american accents are throwing me off
>>220303176Holy Cringe
fucking nolan
I actually want to watch it less now
>>220303176The words dad and daddy feel so wrong in this trailer.
>>220303176>mumble mumble mumble>LOUD MUSIC >mumble mumble mumbleI'm over it
>>220303176All the celebrities make it look like one of those fake AI trailers.
>>220303176Why is the action so lame?
Who are the big guys supposed to be?
god the outfits looks like SHIT
did nolan just wonder what would be a story worthy of being filmed entirely on imax and settled on the odyssey because it's the oldest epic? i can't imagine what his angle on this one is
>>220303176This feels more like a streaming show than a Christopher Nolan movie. The frames are just so sparse and drab. It's like Denis Villeneuve is rubbing off on him.Also some classic Nolan pissfilter for good measure, too.This has the excitement of something your high school English teacher makes you watch in class, not a summer blockbuster.
You can tell Nolan really thought he cooked with the weak ass brawl finale in TDKR to make all the action look just as lame.
>>220303540A thirld worlder version of 300.. enjoy the DEI slop
>>220303176I feel like Nolan watched Titus with Anthony Hopkins and all he took away from it was the visuals.
This feels like it could be better if it turns out there's some Assassin's Creed type sci-fi twist or framing device, and it's not just a straightforward historical/fantasy epic as it appears to be
>>220303540>world's worst prop & costume department>filmed on IMAX so you don't miss a single shitty detail
i read that nolan had a 20 foot cyclops so they could film it on set, but it doesn't look big on camera
why does everyone look like they're aware that they're being filmed
>>220303217It's an American made movie starring Americans for audiences in America. This site is based and made in America and uses American English for the most part.
I can't think of anything witty to say
>>220303592Except nothing about the movie is third worlder or DEI
>>220303639shut the fuck up faggot
>>220303645Everything*
>>220303662y-you too...
Can't wait to not watch this but vigorously shit on it online :)
>>220303662You even use American colloquialisms. Cry moar.
>>220303540they look like the turtles from dark souls 2
>>220303618Someone said that in a thread months ago and I was intrigued. It would save the concept of the movie for me, if it was done well.But I don't think they'd risk not advertising that, because if it was true the normtards would have a violent reaction and spread bad word of mouth.
>>220303176Damn, it looks like trash. Didn’t watch it.
>>220303645It's literally an attempt at putting Troy,Gladiator and 300 in one movie slop with average actors.
>>220303176looks like it was shot digitallyis it the same DP as Dunkirk?
Everything looks so synthetic and 3D printed. At least the cyclops looks cool. If there’s no other monster set pieces the movie is a fucking fail IMO
>>220303713Ok, so still not third worlder or DEI.
>>220303618I'm the normtard that shit is retarded everyone hates it in asscreed and i can't stand the jap's obsession with it.
I would rather watch an Odyssey animated by the team behind the Hobbit cartoon, than one directed by Nolan and featuring an exhaustive list of self-important Hollywood aristocrats
Weird, suddenly there are no kneegrows in the trailer
This dog is probably dead by now :(
>who's looking after your wife and her son?jesus nolan
Chuckling watching Damon hobble forward like he's 4'11.It's hard to tell he's the protagonist, he's dressed and groomed like an extra.
>>220303746The mentality behind it is third worldish and most of the actors are DEI hired. >Himesh Patel-Eurylochus>zendaya Athena>Elliot Page>Travis Scott>Lupita Nyong'o>greeks with american accentssloppoid
>>220303540My guess is either the laestrygonians or the natives to the island of Ismarus
Not even kidding but they should have gotten Snyder for this movie.
>>220303824You negated everything else you said when you went>greeks with american accentsIt's a Hollywood production of a fantasy story. People are going to sound American. No need to be THIS retarded
>>220303781Atleast until Odysseus comes back to the island
What is this shit
>>220303176>filled with meme actorsThat's why I just can't take this seriously.So many meme actors on a movie is detrimental.
>>220303803looks like a cut dream sequence from The Martian
I don’t care about historical accuracy in a fantasy cyclops film. But the set and costumes look worse than Xena’s.How did that happen?
>>220303217this, they need Brit accents for authenticity
>>220303871the identical copy pasted tacticool armor on the entire fucking army does not helpseriouly what jeet did they put in charge of the costumes?
>>220303857>You negated everything else you said when you wentYou're an idiot if that's your conclusion and the reason why movies are going to shit, they appeal to subhumans like most americans are lately.
>>220303176This looks horrible. Wtf.Atleast /tv/ agrees with me because I know my nerd friends will be going crazy over this shit.
>>220303176sterile, soulless, bad acting, overall boring as fuck.can you imagine not being able to make a trailer that isn't boring. holy shit.
>>220303176Don't care, garbage casting and nogs, not watching this piece of shit.
>>220303540this is like witcher penis armor tier
>>220303910Hahaha it does look like a Bollywood movie that’s insane
>>220303876xena had one of the costume designers from lords of the rings, the last samurai, crouching tiger hidden dragon. the odyssey has the same costume designer as maleficent and g.i. joe the rise of cobra
>>220303781could make for some great kino
They don't show Lupita Niggo in the trailer lol
Everything good has already been made
>>220303931>sterile, soulless, bad acting, overall boring as fuck.that's Nolan for you, Hans Zimmer's music is what made his films palatable
>>220303176
How many Hollywood actors are there left? 10? Seeing the same faces over and over again is immersion breaking.
>>220303939>>220303910100% going to be a lot of confusing thirdie names in the visual department when the credits roll
>>220303781>nolan ripping off hachi: a dog's tale for emotional manipulationwhat a hack
>>220303176EPIC! I AM SAT
Scylla confirmed
The cinematography looks so lame for what is supposed to be a mythic epic. Compare it to how David Lean, John Ford, or Kurosawa film landscapes and use color. How are movies looking worse even considering Nolan's experience and all the money behind this?
>>220303176>trailer ends with mcu tier dialogueyeah this shit stinks. not even my nigga pattinson can save it.
>>220303988That happened in the original epic
this is Ellen Page
>>220303952gotta get that chinese market
>>220303217>>You are supposed to speak in a british accent >>because is the past!!! >>I'm going insane!!
>>220304012I share the same sentiment. There's absolutely nothing here that justifies IMAX. It looks like a HBO show.
>>220304014>*Offers the wine to Polyphemus*>"Back in Ithaca, we call this the Cosby special"
>>220304017hachi is a true story, so clearly it inspired the epic
i'll see it just for the muh imax gimmick but it does not look good. they built new big cameras just for this flickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TJjy_UOe4U
>>220303176We must destory Nolan bros once and for all, they can not keep eating abysmal dogshit and larp like their shitty diet is somehow the most groundbreaking kino to ever exist
>>220303635Nolan famously only does one or two takes of each scene
>>220303618Yeah, I'm thinking it should have a Nolanesque twist, it's not going to be the story straight, right guys?
>>220303176>inb4 half the story is actually about the guy's wife now
>>220304135Well atleast it'll be focused on a hot looking penelope and not some of the other takes retarded people are makinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHyxvEYKdsw
Nolan made two good moviesOne of them was the Prestige
How did he go from a masterpiece like The Dark Knight to this?
>>220303176Looks cheap
>>220303504Nolan has never been able to direct action
>>220303954t. King Solomon
>>220304202>a masterpiece like The Dark Knightcome on now
>>220303176>ancient greece>"dad"this bothers me for some reason
LMAO
>>220304192>open "the odyssey">look inside>the odyssey's wifefuck off
>>220304202Old age .. he peaked a long time ago and should've retired. It's basic human anatomy, we all get old and stupid.
Do we know if the gods actually show up in this?Or is Nolan going with the "Look a thunderstorm! It's gotta be Zeus!" route?
>>220303176i feel Damon is horribly miscast
>>220303176Nolan hasn't made a good movie in nearly 20 years
nolan will never match real kinohttps://youtu.be/boDSpqQ1zr8?t=4904
only reason to watch it:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUO_NKijeo4/
>>220304091why is daddy even a word for them?
>>220304234nigga, polyphemus, son of poseidon, is in the trailer
>>220304020lol is it? i thought it was the fookin legend
>>220303950fuck man
>Took all the blacks out of the trailerIt's afraid.
American accents everywhere.Why even bother making this.
>>220304234I think there was an interview he did with Empire magazine where he outright stated something like that
>>220304272this actually sold me on seeing it lmao
>>220304293KEK
>>220303581Gilgamesh is the oldest epic and would have been a more kino choice
>>220304219It makes it seem like they're trying to ground it too hard in modern culture for audiences, like we're watching a DND session with a greek fantasy theme overlay
this reeks of the same stunt casting that Dune was doing
>>220304218I take it you prefer Rises then?
>>220304223>cover it with mud so people can't tell it's the tranny Good thinking Nolan.
>>220304227>open "the odyssey">look inside>More than half of the story isn't even about the actual journey itself since most of the chapters are either about telemachus, or Odysseus already being on the island of Ithaca, in fact, it's not even really about adventure but a really long poem about the importance of hospitalityfuck this shit
>>220304274Daddy is too modern. He should at least say father or use the greek word pater.
Hell yeah
>>220304544truly there is an overabundance of content in the original work i am sure we won't get any made up bullshit to glaze any of the female characters whatsoever nolan would never do this :O)
>Polyphemus or Poseidon will be an allegory for trump>Penelope single-handedly beats up a suitor and looks over to a shocked Telemachus and says "I grew up with 5 Spartan brothers"
>>220303217"This plan with the wooden hahse is wicked retahded, Achilles. It's nevah gonna wahk."
>>220303176Sloppino
>>220304202>a masterpiece like The Dark KnightL o l
>>220303617I really like that film.
>>220303944>g.i. joe the rise of cobraI hate that movie so much. How the fuck do you have worse design and story than an 80s cartoon made to sell toys to kids?
>>220303176something feels off for Nolan herewith a budge ofr 250 million this looks like a low budget movie you used to see in early 2010s
>>220303540>armor abs
>>220304201The other was Insomnia
>>220303540
>>220304709>waxesNice
>>220303176Not watching this trailerNot watching this movie
>>220303176Using the word "Dad" in a serious medieval sword and sandals epic is not the best idea t.b q.h. Still gonna see it opening weekend though.
>>220304887>Hazy so nothing casts a shadow, armor too dull to reflect anything This is a Captain Disillusion video waiting to happen
>>220303217Fucking bongoloidsGive back las malvinas
>>220304887what are these guys supposed to be?
>>220304911>Gotta have my Batman!
is denzel's son in this?nolan ruined tenet by casting that no-talent nigga in the lead, surely he must believe in him and have him in this, right?
>>220304751>something feels off for Nolan hereSame. There's something about the look of it or way its shot. The angles to imply scale or something don't really imply it in the trailers. Maybe it's the lack of lighting and how everything is dark even outdoors. Still gonna see it though.
>>220303639>It's an American made movie starring Americans for audiences in America. Holy fucking kek, stop living in your bellybutton, Anon!Hollywood movies pray and beg for foreign countries to show up on theaters to save their flops when they churn out bloated budgeted blockbusters.Hollywood is dying not for being not USA- centered enough, but for nor being appealing to worldwide audiences.
LOLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_uBLgPLCMw
>>220305028I'm always confused by third-worlders like this, or filipinos or whateverevery forth or fifth word is english, like he's saying and "audio" and "trailer" in english but everything else is hindu or whatever the fuckdo they not have words in their own language for that shit?
>>220305054>do they not have words in their own languageYou genuinely believe 'audio' is an English word
>>220305091oh, sorry, am I to assume the jeet is using due to his extensive knowledge of latin, or because he knows it from mutahar or marvel movies?fucking retard
>>220303217I think he's going for something like Coriolanus but in reverse. In that movie it was a Shakespeare story adapted to full modern current era spec ops war movie but Gerard Butler and Ralph Fiennes and everyone in the movie still spoke in classical full Shakespearean dialogue. So The Odyssey is reversed. Where the classic story is still in the classic ancient setting but this time it's reversed and everyone is using modern 21'st century English. I guarantee idea of wanting to use modern dialogue in a classic setting is why he wanted to adapt it in the first place and now he has enough clout and pull from his Oscar win to finally get the greenlight for such a crazy oddball idea that will cost hundreds if millions to make. Pic rel everyone is literally speaking full on thee and thou kings English through the whole movie. It's fucking insane.
>>220303217Because it is set in Detroit
>>220303540What PS2 game is this?
>>220303217Would a British accent be more to your liking, even though it's not one bit more accurate?
>>220303217when did we get psyoped into thinking British accent = historical?
>>220304887these are some Big Guys
>>220304609They just can't keep getting away with this
>>220303176Looks bad but still better than 99% of the slop that comes out these days. Like this would be a crap movie in 2005 but it's a 8/10 today. I'll see it in a cinema.
>>220304022I can feel this movie will never hit box office in China
>>220303504watch the dark knight rises, specifically the scene where all the cops come running out of the tunnel to fight hte bad guys. nolan is really bad at directing action.
>>220303540they look like they just got back from Party City
Who's your main, teevee?
>>220305467Livia, the bitch of Rome
the accents and lines are so bad
And you must be wondering why AI will never replace Hollywood
>>220305493Nolan wants the MCU audience
im not gonna say its going to flop but this just looks bad.
it doesn't feel cinematic, it looks like a tv movie
Nolan is the only one who could make the Oddyssey work desu.
i remember reading the book in high school.>this looks good
This movie is going to win a Razzie awardScreencap this
>>220303176my honest thought as this played is that this one of those Sora generations where some teenage jeet throws random CELEBs into footage to try to engagemaxx. LOOK tom holland! LOOK matt damon!I had to go and check that to find out that this is seriously the cast. So, I dunno, I'd say it still is that but the jeet at the computer is Nolan
>>220305156You and I speak the muttest of languages boy
Was it like this in the past? Where every actor was a meme? I guess dog day afternoon is like 'look fredo and michael' at first. but like not every big movie.
>>220304202Nolan is losing his mind because of AI
>>220305717https://youtube.com/shorts/ekoYJJxbXXQThat explains why his trailer looks like this
>>220305677noand people say "audio" because it's proliferated through american computer science and electronic products, not because it's a root latin wordthis is like if you're a modern day britbong taking credit for why almost everyone in the world speaks, when that's also just america's fault
>>220305766use a normal link cunt
>>220303639seems pretty gay then
>>220303176probably the best trailer they've put together (so far) and it still doesn't make me excited to watch
>>220305791I did fagballs
>>220304709I love itIt should definitely start with a boat scene "I'm a sailor peeeeeeg and I lost my leeeeg
> Yo bro my daddy is coming back manFucking really Nolan? You couldn't bother to change one simple word so your dialogue doesn't sound anachronistic?
>>220303540Attack on Titan fans bashed the cast for better sfx
>>220303540>>220304887lmaowhy does it look like spray painted cardboard?
>>220305467Aries of course. He's clearly S tier.
Kek it’s another contrarian thread where anons hate everything but what they really hate is themselves You fags are so weak
>>220305896No, I genuinely think Nolan's a midwit
>>220305896>contrarianI don't think people will generally like this movie
>>220305896Public opinion is pretty against it as well
>>220304887The weird dagger on the guy to the right, its handle disappears?
>>220305941I think it's a short sword and he switches into a reverse grip right at the start of the clip which is why it looks weird
>>220305824shorts does not embed if you take the code from the shorts link put it into the normal ?v= form you get a link that will embed so people can see what the video at least is before opening a whole tab for it which most won't bother to and so will just ignore your post
>>220305992But before that it has a long handle and then nothing longer than his hand?
>>220305992slow it right down, it's ai sloppa
>>220305998>shorts does not embed
>>220303176If John Bernthal doesn't say LEMASKYUSUMN RIGG, I'm not watching.
>>220306012it could also be like a giant fodable ancient butterfly knife, I wouldn't put it past this movie
>>220306014>slow it right down, it's ai sloppaI'm blind as fuck to most things like that so this must be extra shitty
>>220303176I'm just never going to watch it. thought it already came out and it was some lame garbage where a pack of nogs wander round in modern day detroit and it shows flashbacks to said nogs having a magic nogfest in kangz costumes
>>220303176>only showing the white castthey are learning, aren't they
>>220306023I thought you can't post AI videos on YouTube anymore
>>220305907or lesshe's almost completely deaf, colourblind and refuses to admit either. I think he has a mental problem and just somehow keeps churning out crap that people gobble up because it looks "stylish"
>>220306045There's a FtM tranny in the trailer
>>220306051>I thoughthttps://youtu.be/FHUaUbowRNg
>>220306051bruh what, at least shorts is littered with AI
>>220303857Its olden times. They should be speaking British at least
Nolan is an overrated hack.
>>220305896The thread is not as negative as I thought it would be.
>>220304887>>220305941>>220305992>>220306012It's a screen cap from the trailer that, for some unknown reason, Anon animated with AI. I guess to extend its length?
>>220306051You can but the system requires you to label it AI or else you can't monetize it or smth
>>220306023ah yeah cool i'll install a fucking extension to see your stupid meme video
>>220305896Still not going to watch your fartyssey Chris
>The Odyssey new trailer>Holy kinoFock off, daltonists.
>>220306155oh ok then fuck me for getting tricked. the armor still looks goofy as fuck
>>220303176Nolan still can't do action and fighting scenes. Ridley's got him beaten there. Looks shit, as expected.
>>220303620I looove this heckin kitty kot kitterino!
>>220303217holy shit i couldn't put my finger on why it felt cheap and cheesy but its the fucking yankeedoodle accents. imagine being a british film-maker, hiring mostly british actors, shooting a period piece, and making everyone talk like a yank. what was he thinking
>>220303645zendaya
>>220305337because the US as we know it today didn't even fucking exist until less than 300 years ago
>>220305337There are fucking living animals older than the US
>>220304887Aislops look better than thishollywood is cooked
>>220303217Nolan should have made them speak ancient Greek like Mel Gibson had did with actors in Passion and Apocalypto and those languages.
Nolan movies are for midwits who want to feel intelligent.The moment you remove his contrived plots, all his flaws start to show.
It looks less interesting than it looked after the first trailer. Now we have Holland and Pattinson act out some stupid subplot? I have to identify with the "poor son waiting for his father while he's getting bullied by the hotter evil guy" now? Like that hasn't been done a thousand times. Historical epic my ass.
>>220304020>>220304223>...taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life...
>>220304012this, bog standard everything, costumes, photography, the feeling of it, like most of Nolan's stuff
>>220303176Such bad casting. I can normally overlook nolan reusing his faves but everyone here looks so out of place.
>>220304202>a masterpiece like The Dark KnightYou thought it was a masterpiece because you were 15 and had never thought of seeing a comic book movie taken "seriously." It's not a great film. It's wannabe Michael Mann with guys dressed as a bat and a clown.
>>220306173What extension
>>220305896Ah yes, I don't actually dislike the boring looking newslop, what I really dislike is myself. You must be a psychologist. Really brilliant.
i won't be watching
This looks unusually bad.
>>220303176Looks liek a mix of 300's sequel and ridley scott's Robin Hood prequelabsolutely awful
>>220303639then why you defend deishit in movies sayign that america is making movies for the world now?
>>220303696Yep. I cannot take it seriously as an attempt to adapt the Odyssey. An heavy sci fi twist would save it and make me watch it
>>220306405the one that the person in >>220306023 has installed and i guess, forgotten about. the one that changes all video links to their titles and embed, on any site. the one that puts [YouTube] like that in the title. its forgot what its called but i used to have it
>>220304280That’s a retarded way of saying “the fucking giant at the end of the plot who is referenced in the first few lines of the poem is tots in this movie proof gods are in it”
>>220303857It's a greek myth and you are out of your depth, capeshitter
>>220306364nah it's a masterpiece, even after all these years it stood up the test of time
>>220303876It should be accurate to the source material and accuracy that source material wanted to have
Why don't they have guns?
I'm sorry i doubted you Nolan-sama...
thoughts ?
>>220306675It’s more that the on the nose theming of Batman papered over Nolan’s weaknesses in a once in a lifetime complementation.Only Nolan’s bland autistic storytelling could interpret Batman and produce a serious straightedge thriller and only the cartoonish heights of zany characterization in Batman could add meaningful theming to a Nolan tale.
>>220306708I guess this finally explains the point of this movie. Retarded illiterate zoomers never heard of this shit before so the studio is capitalizing on an open source plotline that will be explained to the audience Netflix style reiterating the most basic details every 10 minutes
nolan is an actual genius, the contrarians here will say they hate anything but you'll all see it anyway
>>220306740Reads like a Karl rant
isnt scylla supposed to be an actual monster and not just some giant whirlpool ocean pussy?
>>220306714>only the cartoonish heights of zany characterization in Batman could add meaningful theming to a Nolan tale.huh. interesting take
>>220306364it's kino and you're a contrarian 4chan faggot retard
>>220306772charybdis is the whirlpool, scylla is a big monster
>>220306708i feel like comments like these are made by the marketing team. no real person gives a fuck about cross referencing media, especially across franchises/genres to this extent.
>>220306772charybdis is the one who makes whurlpools
>>220306781wow powerful argument. *smacks lips* I'm le cuhraaazy killer clown HAHAahahAHAHAHaahah
>>220303217zoom zoom
on god, my alpha is coming home fr fr
>>220305021>Hollywood is dying not for being not USA- centered enough, but for nor being appealing to worldwide audiences.As a non american... 100% agree. American movies started to suck ass the moment they stopped being for americans
>>220305384looks exactly like the rest, and I'll skip it like the rest
>>220303217it was either that or a broken chinese accent
>>220305467clash ot the titans remake and nuSonja are complete dogshit
>>220306827Why does every single film and tv show look like this nowadays? Do they just not care anymore?
>>220305775nothing you said refutes it
>>220306810>more contrarian 4chan faggotry*YAAAAWN*
>>220306960reddit
>>220305335Unironically, yes.
>>220306881I’m in Japan and because of the 2000-2020 era of culture everyone is obsessed with going to LA and being a hood nigger and smoking tons of weed. They don’t give three shits about cowboys and action heroes anymore.It’s sad because they don’t even understand niggers or weed but in their naïveté they try grass and end up quiet Japanese weirdo stoners that sell craft cola for $30 a bottle
>>220306290And the modern British non-rhotic accent is even younger still
>I killed your faggot dad for 50 bucks and a lighter>Pipe it cuh my daddy gon' come back and whip yo' assGroundbreaking dialogue writing, my expectations have been subverted. Bravo Nolan.
>>220307007The point is that America is dead and whatever’s left of it fucking sucks ass. Even these white nationalist Christian nationalist Appalachian larpers all live in towns with wigger fent addicts blasting hip hop and the girls all move to LA to get pozzed anyway then maybe come back as single moms with nigger tattoos on their assLike, that’s all you fuckers have left is tatted single moms and boomer companies that will shut down when they die in 10 years.
>>220303176Why is Matt Damon engaging lightspeed in Millennium Falcon’s cockpit
>>220303176I just watched that trailer, saw Nolan name and was like - holy shit, if this is what one fo the most acclaimed modern director makes, and its getting mogged like it is not even funny by something like picrel, then Hollywood is really fucking dead. It's just Jim Cameron doing his blue people fantasia and the bunch of talentless hacks smearing grey and bland shit all over lenses.Now just go watch Troy (2004) teaser to cry how bad Nolan's shit looks in comparison.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FG3BfPuwBA
>>220303441It's off-putting entirely. What in the fuck are they trying to accomplish here.>My dad is coming homeMight as well have said "my papa", make him sound like he's an 8 year old.>>220303540Thunder Warriors.>>220304091>We must destory Nolan brosPeople with dogshit taste in movies. Some of his movies are engaging to some extent, but recently took a dive of the deep end and started smelling his own farts with nobody apparently brave enough to tell him that it looks fucking awful.See this entire disaster from the props to the entire ambience of the movie and the dialogue. Fucking atrocious.
>YOUR DADDY AIN'T COMIN' HOME BOI I'M YA DADDEH NOWwhat's this dialogue?
Where are the lights why is it so dark ?
Not watching a trailer given I already know I'm going to see it.
>>220307128nah you just love Troy because you were 12 when it was released. It looks nothing special
>local theater finally starts using official subtitles for every movieThank God. Oppenheimer was dialogue hell.
>>220307209Watch it, might save yourself a couple bucks
>>220303176>American accents>American facesNo, im NOT a snob, but here it really feels fucking weird and throws me off. It looks like "Hollywood Assemble: the Odyssey". None of the actors look even close to the prototypes from the Odyssey, nor ACT like those. It is fucking weird. If i didn't know the title of the movie id never think it's adapation of Odyssey.>Bland sterile green brown and grey color palette>Terrible aesthetic: disjoined mess of spacemarines, dirt, some celtic motiffs, feeling off macbethian drama with Pattison, and cyclop feels out of place here. Like how did this mythological greek guy got into our clown circus?>Trailer has weird focus on Pattison and Holland characters with random injections of Odyssey; trailer feels edited by pajeets for how bad it is>None of the visuals look pleasing or appealing, action is barely here and looks badThis movie is going to get 99% on RT (for how much they will pay to critics) and hailed as one of the worst movies half a year later, isnt it?
i appreciate it when americans take things and make them with their own accentsreveals just how shitty the source material really is
>>220307128I saw your thumbnail, didn't recognise what it was while that small, but I saw the colors and I knew there is no way it's from new Oddysey.
>>220307228Atleast Troy got warm colors and period accurate gear. Actually fuck you poser, Troy was good!
>>220306051You can but they are demonetizing people who flood the platform with AI slop
>>220307250Why would it save me anything given it would not change my behaviour at all?
>>220303176>takes place in the sunny colourful Mediterranean >blue filter nigger
>>220303441>>220307180Me da's a lampshade and me mum's a pile of shoes Nick said he has cooled on seeing it, hopefully he tanks its box office like JD Vance's potus dream
>>220307267>period accurate gearWhy would you want period accurate gear in an Odyssey film?Make your own film instead of parasiting other IPs.
>>220307291Oh so you're literally retarded
>>220303540zillennials lived long enough to see bravo nolan become 1996 joel schumacher
>>220307287What Nick?
>>220303581sunsetting the west for agenda 2030?
>>220303441This reminds me of a book I once read. I was a teenager and really into Rome and shit so I got a book which was about some Roman soldiers. But in the first chapter I remember it being two soldiers standing guard and one of them ranted about something and he kept on saying "fuck", or "fucking" and I just felt that it never really fit. Never finished the book.
>>220305896>not liking objectively bad movies is self-hateWeird stance
>no helen in the trailerwhat did nolan mean by this?
>>220304887this shit looks so comical
>>220304223Not even mad about this>>220304472 is right
>>220303876competency crisis
>>220305363For you
>>220303618>>220304119Anons so bored they want crypto Yor the Hunter from the Future or CIA easter egg
>>220304887>they're big guys so they gotta walk slowly and awkwardly!Jesus Christ couldn't they figure out a way to actually make them intimidating?
>>220307007Weird stuff
>>220307403all they had to do was watch Astartes.
>>220307228no 12 yo is going to enjoy the Odyssey and remember it 20 years later, loser
>>220303979bluebeam is tptb's casting priority now not hwood slop
American and by extension all anglophone audiences are generally conditioned to associate historical epics with British accents of one sort or another, at least for lead characters.But when you think about it, two Ancient Greeks speaking to each other would feel and hear the exact same innate familiarity with the language that Americans would feel with each other on the sidewalk outside of Starbucks.It sounds obvious but it’s got to be a conscious decision - people from the past are very different from us but also identical to us - do you want to make them sound like the former or the latter in your movie?
>>220303176looks comically bad
>>220307403The one on the right looks like he just learned how to walk
>>220304012mogged by besson's dracula lmao
>>220307128BRVTAL
>>220304293it trojan horses upon itself
You guys got filtered by Nolan once again. Sad!
Nolan looked at Villeneuve's Dune and said "I can out stuntcast you" and this is the result. Just him bashing his favorite actors together like a kid playing with toys.
My ass is seated. Cinema is back.
What fucking lame maelstrom is this?
>$250 million budgetwhere the fuck did it all go?
>>220305866its thermoplasticits always thermoplasticand it fucking sucks
Same, incessant complaining about color, accents, casting, and historical accuracy in a movie with a cyclops. Just watch the damn movie and take it as it is. Same level of moaning I’ve been seeing about the coloration of the upcoming HBO Harry Potter show. YOU aren’t involved in making the movie. It’s fine to have an opinion of course but Christ at least watch the movie instead of dissecting a trailer. Does anything meet anyone’s standards anymore?
>>22030759290% to the big name actors
>>220307552>celeb worship > objective qualitysad
>>220307592actor salaries
>>220304091Keep crying faggot, twenty more years of kvetching at normal people oughta do it
>>220307611>Just watch the damn movie and take it as it is.No, it's objectively bad and I don't watch bad shitRaise your standards, next time, coprophage
>>220307581this, so much this
>>220307611>just consume
>>220305896No no no. You don't get it. They 100% love themselves, they're incredibly proud to be who they are. They just uhhhh think everything else in the world could be better so they spend their awesome lives generously bitching about everything under the sun. Really it's a charity
>>220305546Kek. I was going to say, next month the studio should "reveal" an extra D in the title to cause faggots to speculate over the auteurism of Oddyssey to resecure the $100 million decrease this trailer caused
>>220307641Is that why movie industry is in shambles, faggot?lmao
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>>220304887>anatomically correct gyno on body armorwhat do they have on nolan that he would try to make decent kino in an indecent time for kino.
>>220307592i wonder if there's some retarded twist about the gods being aliens or something and all the money went into elaborate spaceships they don't want to put in the trailer, because if this is it then it's pretty pathetic
>>220307671Cry more, samefagYou product is still bad
>>220304202>masterpiece like The Dark Knightimdb is two blocks down the road.
>>220307675>Is that why movie industryTYFYS ESLfag
PLOT TWIST: MOVIE WAS MADE ENTIRELY WITH AI BY JEETS
>>220305686nolan had stage 5 aids this was his make a wish movie he was buried at sea the movie is dedicated to him by the michael cane in his last public appearance
>>220307696I'll meet you in the critical drinker's next livestream, brvther. we'll crack open a couple cold ones and toast to this industry crashing and burning haha, that'll make us happy, I know it will
Building on the intellectual and emotional resonance of Oppenheimer, this adaptation feels like the culmination of Nolan’s career-long obsession with grand narratives, unreliable perception, and the clash between individual agency and cosmic forces. Early reactions from cast and crew already hail it as an “absolute masterpiece,” with whispers that Homer himself might stand in awe of how vividly the poem’s themes of homecoming, hubris, and redemption have been rendered on the biggest screens imaginable. In an era of fleeting franchises and algorithm-driven content, The Odyssey stands as a defiant return to event cinema that demands to be seen in theaters, experienced collectively, and debated for decades. It will not only redefine mythological storytelling for a new generation but etch itself into the pantheon of immortal films—2001: A Space Odyssey, Lawrence of Arabia, Blade Runner—that reshape how we see ourselves and our place in the universe. When the lights dim and that first wave crashes across an IMAX screen, audiences will know they’re witnessing something rare: a film built to outlast its maker, its cast, and perhaps even its own time, becoming one of those singular works that future filmmakers study, critics revisit, and cinephiles pass down as essential art. Nolan isn’t just adapting The Odyssey; he’s forging a new foundational myth for the 21st century, and its legacy will sail on, immortal.
>>220307588it could look threatening if they had used any other angle besides shitty wide shot.
>>220307611>Just watch the damn movieOr what, bitch boy?
>>220307785>It will not only redefine mythological storytelling for a new generation but etch itself into the pantheon of immortal films—2001: A Space Odyssey, Lawrence of Arabia, Blade Runner—that reshape how we see ourselves and our place in the universe.lollmao even
>>220307785thanks for the summary chat GPT
>bronze agemy dad, lmao
>>220307928it's impossible to write scripts in anything but a modern register now. we've lost the technology. jesus on the cross would go "dad, what gives?"
>>220307611>Just watch the damn movie and take it as it is.No, I won't.
>>220303176Pure dogwater unc slop for millennial cucks. No one gives a shit about Rome or Greece anymore or whatever
>>220303176Objectively far cooler than the book. Nolan won.
>>220304293They always do this shit and the theatrical version is always filled to the brim with diversity.
>>220304264Kino
>>220303176>>220307086
