So why was this statement mocked so heavily? Do you not stomp koopas in Mario?
>>220303366You crush turts actually
stompin... KOOPERS
>>220303391Perchance.
>>220303366The entire hate campaign against Chris Pratt was started by Ellen Page because he's a Christian. I'm not joking.
>>220303366>Do you not stomp koopas in Mario?No, in fact, in the original Mario Bros. arcade game, which he EXPLICITLY references, you were HURT by attempting to stomp Koopas, and you instead flipped them from hitting underneath them. Stomping Koopas was not added until SUPER Mario Bros., an entirely different game
>>220303419https://youtu.be/ec12JKkrhOo?t=410
>>220303419he prefers to go by CP actually
>>220303603There's no brakes on the CP train
>>220303366It had racist conotations
>>220303366No, you mostly stomp goombas. You kick koopas.
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>>220303718Yeah, after you stomp them first
>>220303366He clearly didn't know what a kooper is.
>>220303366'Crushing turts' is the preferred nomenclature. Perchance.
OUTTA THE WAY KOOPA FUCKING SHITS
>>220303366It's because of the awkward pause between >Stomping and >KoopasAs though he's trying to remember what they're called. It immediately rings as bullshit.However, I think he was fully prepared to say "Stomping goombas" and just recalculated at the last moment in case Italians got mad. But that's even funnier.
>>220303923You can't just say perchance.
>>220303419>nonconformists>christianYou only get to pick one, Zach.
>>220303563>i've been doing a lot of thinking lately
>>220304404Does anyone even think of "Goomba" as a term for Italians anymore?
>>220303400You can't just say that. You can't just simply say "perchance".
>>220303366STOMP BOWSER IN THE NUTS
>>220304770Only dagos call other dagos "goomba" in 2026.
>>220303366>"Stomping Niggers."What did he mean by this?
