BASED NOLAN DELIVERED AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_bKjZeJBBI
>>220303828Is this gonna be like 300?
Its time to put grandpa on a home.
this is going to be so fucking kino
>>220303855It might be in the sense that most of the story is being told by an unreliable narrator
fuck me in the ass that's awful cgi
>>220303828Why does it look like it was made by Indians using AI?
>>220303828which scifi series is this?
>>220303828Tarsem Singh's Immortals -tier
the only thing that matters is whether Helen of Troy is black or not.
>>220303828The CGI looks distractingly bad. Even some practical effects look off. Like when that big armored guy smacks a soldier with his sword and he goes flying off, it looks comical, like it has cartoon physics.
who are the giant silver dudes suppose to be?
>>220303884you're a retard
>>220303855it looks like immortals kino
m...my daddy is coming h...home!!!!
>>220304082>>220304775you fags say this about literally every movie
>>220303828BRING.HIM.HOME.
>>220303855doesn't look that gay
>>220303828not looking too good
>>220303828what the fuckthis looks so fucking bad, as if it was made as a joke
>>220305276Bad implication of the state of the industry then.
>>220303855One can only hope
>>220303828Who designed that armor?
>>220303828they look fat
>>220303828All that armor but none for the hands or neck, what gives
>>220303828They're big guys
>BASED NOLAN DELIVERED AGAINImagine the stench.
>>220303828Gave me a good chuckle. When’s the real trailer dropping though?
>>220303828there was nothing kino in this trailer . so bland
>>220303828Why are some people speaking with American accents? Especially, Pattison and Charlize?
Holy fuck this nigga is literally the worst at battle sequences that aren't duels
>>220303884This. I love the Odyssey and the Iliad. Looks like they fleshed out Antinous' character more too (Pattinson).
>>220303828I just watched that trailer, saw Nolan name and was like - holy shit, if this is what one fo the most acclaimed modern director makes, and its getting mogged like it is not even funny by something like picrel, then Hollywood is really fucking dead. It's just Jim Cameron doing his blue people fantasia and the bunch of talentless hacks smearing grey and bland shit all over lenses.Now just go watch Troy (2004) teaser to cry how bad Nolan's shit looks in comparison.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FG3BfPuwBA
This might become the shittiest movie ever made can't wait for the threads
>>220303828Genuinely looks like a parody trailer they would put in like Tropic Thunder
I can't see shit it's too dark
>>220303828HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*wheeeze*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
unsufferable as much as the aweful meme actors
>>220303828hector.. easy on the olives
>>220303828This looks bad even by Nolan standards.We're gonna have funny threads this summer.
>>220303828grey colorless slopnolans realism is so boring looking
>m-muh Zendaya isn’t whiteShe’s younger and better looking than all these other 50 y/o hags playing young and beautiful characters.She’s also fucked less black guys than all of them.I’m as racist as they come, pick your battles, retards.
>>220303828>me and my mommy and my daddyDid ancient Greeks speak like this?
thiszendaya is a beautiful white woman
>>220308161Unironically the most beautiful currently working A-list actress.
>>220303828>cuck>cucked>cuckboyEverything is grey. Make a proper BW movie, bitch, if you can't do colour!Also, shit music. Make it Greek, make it Seikilos epitaph!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEKRE2uamyg
>>220304771She's black, anon. That African actress named Lupita something something played her.
>>220303828Yep, it's kino
>>220306633This was the best Zack Snyder movie ever made. The rest was trash.
>>220308380watchmen mogs
>>220308285The bar is 6 feet under
Why do they keep putting gay ass charge scenes in movies. It was cringe in Dune and looks cringe here.
>>220308422Nolan didn’t learn his lesson from The Dark Knight Rises police charge scene?
>"my dad is coming home"WTF is that dialogue?did greeks really talk like that
>>220308465Thta's exactly what it reminded me of lol Maybe he never got the message that people dind't like it
>>220308340And so we stay home...
>>220303828>all black actors suspiciously not shownShow Helen of Troy cowards
>Damn Charlize, you still got it!
>>220308482>>220308490Do you retards realize that Helen of Troy is barely in this?
Looks fucking ugly and Damon is a shit-tier actor. Remembering the last 10 years of slop from Nolan gives me no hope for this.
>>220308518Luckily there’s a chance all of Damons lines are in the trailer.
>>220303828Come to think of it, Aeneid would make a better film. Aeneas survives the fall of Troy and founds Rome after an eventful journey. Of course his rejection of Dido would be too based.
Holland's accent isn't working for me.
>>220303828
>>220303828At first glance I thought this was from the new manda movie
>>220303828now put a smug pepe into that armor
>>220303828Honestly, the thumbnail looks like it was made by an "AI" in India.
Dad status?
The trailer was so lame even the normies on r/movies have clocked it
>>220303828https://youtu.be/f_bKjZeJBBIThis scene looks incredibly stupid. Why is that guy at the front just standing there waiting to get struck by the giant? Why are they all just standing there in awe? I get that those are big guys but realistically you'd start thinking of a plan to defend yourself by the time you see them approaching in the distance.
>>220303828how does it look both so dull and cartoonishly unrealistic
>>2203070732004 and looks way better than whatever Nolan is doing
>Fuck this, I like making movies in the end but I am so bored to direct them>Dark Knight Rises broke me, I am done with directing>What do I do?>I know>Just film wide without any sets>We'll call it, the desert of the soul, desperation metaphor>Like, don't build anything, just zero exterior bullshit>Zoomers live empty sets>/tv/ Nolan drone goys will eat it up as alwaysNolan ended with Dark Knight. Even "love >> science", Interstellar was mediocre. You just rode the Nolan hype train.
>>220309002Also>Should I research ancient Greek civilizations for authenticity and immersion?>Nah, just put some niggers in it and everyone speaking in American accents
>>220307073Troy was a really good historical flick, emphasis on flick
>>220303828go go trojan rangers
>>220309002Inception was perfectly fine. Yes, it breaks the rules of science with the love angle, but it's a movie so that's not an issue. What came after has been underwhelming thoughbeit.
>>220307073Troy sucks. The Odyssey will be better no doubt about it. Only millennial manchildren care about that protocapeshit.
>>220309002>>220309083Why do you guys have such a binary way of thinking? You act like if a movie isn't perfect it's garbage
>>220306683Ancient Mycenaean smiths.
>>220309083KekI am not even hating. Inception is in my top 5 or 10 of forever. And Batman Begins is Blade-tier good comic book movie.
>>220309191>>220309167I love it. It makes me cry.
>>220309169>Only millennial manchildren care about that protocapeshit.
>>220309083>speaking in American accentsAs opposed to what? Ancient Greek accents? Retard. Oh, wait are you one of those people who thinks every period piece requires British accents? Kek
>Im acting!>stop mansplaining to me!
>>220309188It's dishonest because they sell it as this supernova mega event of our time. And it's just a Zimmer/Nolan masturbation in. The end.
>>220309255What's wrong bitch? Love didn't transcent time and space this time around?
>>220309169There's probably writers in regular capeshit that have 10x the artistic skills and contribution you do.
>>220303828HOLY SHITRidley Scott does it again! It's gonna be as big as Gladiator.
>>220309220Oh look millenitroon deflecting it to zoomers. Kys tasteless subhuman.
>>220309303At least you are an unrepentent capeshit manchild.
>>220309340I'm 100% correct in my estimation, little boy
>>220309324>implying zoomers have taste or wit about themKEK
>>220308585I'm surprised they all have american accents this time around
>>220309361Who gives a fuck if I can write or not? It can't stop me from recognizing capeshit for what it is and judging it's consooomers.
zendaya isn't athenaapologize fags
>>220309409Likening Greek epics like the Odyssey to capeshit is a retarded, uncultured notion. And you're out of the capeshit target audience, in the sense that even that is too complex for dumbasses like you.
>>220304775Nolan is a lazy fuck but everyone keeps watching his movies so he thinks his lazily produced slop is high art beloved by everyone.
>You need a daddyWhat's with the homo undertones?
reminder that calypso was black in the odyssey miniseries from the 90s that /tv/ loves
>>220309516she done been cute
>>220309516at least she was hot, unlike zendaya
>>220309321Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven can't be beaten.(If only they had a different casting for KoH though, someone more reactive/emotive than the pretty boy).
you know, visual design is one thing, but the dialogue is another entirely>your daddy>my dad>let's go!like, what the fuck?
>>220309459I am accusing Troy specifically of being capeshit. That's what it is spiritually. A diseased generic blockbuster that removes the gods from the illiad, makes Achilles a generic Hollywood hero and not just that, makes Hector a heckin atheist who looks down on even believing in God. These are worse transgressions that anything Nolan has done with the Odyssey. Yet, millennial manchildren bring this up as an example of how to do an epic right. Terry Gilliam was so offended by it, he passed on the chance to direct it. Brad Pitt shuts on it to this day. It's capeshit. No question about it.
>>220309459They literally wear caps, go to other planets, fight villains, have costumes and use sci fi armor and weapons in the epic The armor was futuristic in the time Homer wrote it It was never accurate. Don’t look up Gilgamesh either.
>>220303884Fuck yea. OUR GENERATIONS LOTR
>>220303828Where are the Skeletons?
>>220309559>>220309595You symbolize everything wrong with your extra chromosome having SSRI stare compromised generation. Make a tiktok about this wild take instead of badgering our eyes with this verbal miasma.
>>220309643Famous TikTok zoomer Terry Gilliam.>I do not understand how you can make a film based on the poem the Iliad without the participation of the Greek gods.Take off your nostalgia glasses cucklennial.
>>220308161she's not beautiful but she does look better this way
>all the characters speak in American accentPlease tell me the black characters like Helen speak in ghetto slang like "yo", "wuzzup" or "dawg"
>>220309640
>>220309618Thank God for making me a 90's kid so I can't watch this garbage.
>>220309694I'm not arguing against the views of a guy with one merely decent movie under his belt (brazil), I'm saying your comparisons are retarded and I have 0 doubt in my mind you couldn't write a proper review of capeshit, let alone an epic.
>>220309640>>220309717Those were from a different movie
>>220309717Apropos of Troy and Odyssey, this is indeed more kino than either
I am screeching in pain. Did they get the game of thrones costumist for this?
>>220309726I actually have published reviews and articles on cinema for a major film site :)
>>220309726Lol, Terry Gilliam has more credibility on cinema related things than you could ever hope to have.
>>220309760>costumistUse the word "costume designer" next time
>>220309761Anyone can do that. Doesn't make your comparisons and takes any more inept.
on god, my alpha is coming home fr fr
>>220309793>Anyone can do that.Bet you can't.
>>220309784Not at all. If anything, directors have a tendency to have unpopular views on film and other directors. Take Orson Welles as a simple example.And Terry's greatest achivement was being an academy award nominee, not a winner.Not even you believe his contributions to cinema merit an Academy award, based on how dated the comedy in those Monty Python films would be in the eyes of a zoomer.
>>220309802How old is Tom Holland? I don't want him to play teenagers anymore.
>>220303828What's with the dialogue>my dad>let's go!>this party
>>220303828Not watching blackwashed slop
>>220309760I feel like costumes look worst now because the cameras can capture too much What was the last great costume design?
>>220309843What's wrong with it you ESL
will Hollywood manage to gaslight the public into liking this crap?
>>220309559spot on. From the trailer at least it seems Nolan's Odyssey at least tries to capture the spirit of the original epic, instead of making a generic hollywood epic action movie like Troy. That and Kingdom of Heaven are two of the same, emphasizing protags and battles instead of the actual underlying historical drama.
>>220303828how didi we go from>Forth, Eorlingas!to>Let's go!?
>>220309903It doesn't look to have more depth than Troy in any way.
I really only care for the suiters massacre at the end. I'm interested in how different directors handle it.
>>220308516You replied to the wrong post, retard
>>220309717>>220309640the skeletons look great. why is he wearing a diaper, though
>>220309882Try imagining what would be proper vernacular, lil bro
>>220308161
>>220309882It sounds unpleasantly modern
>>220309559>>220309903Troy eschewed historical realism in favour of an aesthetic that felt period accurate despite that because the props and costumes were excellent. Imagine thinking that Nolan of all people will 1) create a better looking film, especially given how vomit inducing the trailer looks 2) create a more historically accurate film that doesn't devolve into capeshittery and extended battle scenes.
>>220309936>suiters
>>220310023do not redeem the english, DO NOT
>>220310004Neither can be "historically" accurate given that they're based on works of fiction, but the capeshit comparison isn't apt here given the source material. (nor would "shonen" suffice, for that matter)All we can hope for is that the core of the story remains unchanged and unsubverted, regardless of what aesthetic choices Nolan has made.
>>220310004>Troy eschewed historical realism in favour of an aesthetic that felt period accurate despite that because the props and costumes were excellent.Yes, I get it. Costumes are more important than the story. Millennial manchildren have made that clear.
>>220303828it was here where someone post a spoiler about this being a simulation? and it was something like assassin's creed?
>>220309760I HATE BLACK LEATHER COSTUMES IN MEDIEVAL AND ANCIENT SETTINGS
The Nolan worship from normalfags feels like a psyop. Dark Knight Rises is one of the worst movies ever made yet even that is treated like it's good
They made S9 of GOT??
>>220303855The only way to salvage it.
>>220309907It would be funny if they tripled down and made an Odyssey adaptation only using modern zoomerspeak. The Ongyssey if you will
>>220310063dats rayciss, reported
Nolan was always carried by watercooler hype and CGI. I've suffered enough of him.
>>220310048No, actually your presumption that Nolan will even try to capture the spirit of the story is so incredibly retarded that I didn't even bother addressing that aspect. He has for a long time now been a spectacle first and story/themes a distant second kind of director. And yes to act as if the look of a film as embodied in the costumes, props, sets etc. is irrelevant is also stupid.
>>220310004I will not be gaslit into thinking Troy (2004) is some beloved classic. The movie was ok when it came out. It does nothing special>>220310072>Dark Knight Rises is one of the worst moviesBy what standard? Some nitpicked scenes 4chan makes fun of?
the let's go thing is actually scary. nobody can seem to say anything else these days when they get excited
>>220303828Why are leftists and Reddit seething about it so much?
>>220310092>The OngysseyNah bro Calypso buggin' high key
>>220310107It's not the worst movie ever made but it was an obvious step down from TDK in every aspect.
>>220310107I'm not calling it a beloved classic, I'm saying the production for that film was excellent and the movie is still leagues ahead of your average major Hollywood sloppa of the past 10-15 years.
Go watch a REAL story of the Odyssey, you plebs
>>220310102>He has for a long time now been a spectacle first and story/themes a distant second kind of director.Nolan is one of the few directors in Hollywood who has something to say with his films. A specific worldview, and even an underrated moral philosophy. If you choose to focus on the spectacle instead of that, then that's on you.
>>220303828pure unadultered kino
>>220309760what's with the japanese screen doors at the back?
did not a single person on the team ever visit a mediterranean country, every shot looks more like it's taking place in britain
>>220307015His 1v1 fight scenes are awful too
>>220306753Lmao pajeets literally think they're in a movie
>>220310148what are these "giant" armor guys even supposed to be, I don't remember that from the story.
>>220310137His work deals with the bare minimum of liberal arts/humanities concepts, I suppose that is enough to distinguish him from your average Hollywood director but he still produces broadly palatable, spectacle driven slop for illiterate teenagers.
>>220310134>the production for that film was excellentSure if you ignore all the shitty CGI
>>220310197That looks good, tho?
>>220310148we dork souls now
>I think it's asleep.>ZOIKS!I clapped.
>>220309936Did you see The Return movie with Ralph Fiennes that came out a year ago? It’s just the end of the odyssey expanded to a full movie
>>220310243It was not good.
>>220310196I disagree. Humanities students aren't Incorporating ideas of Soren Kierkegaard or referencing Luis Borges novels.
>>220310240the trailer really is trying to sell the movie to marvel fans
>>220309255its hilarious he cast a whole bunch of terrible actors. some of the worst and most unremarkable of today. the American entertainment industry doesn't deserve to go on. what a sick joke.
>>220303828>another shitty nolan flick that plebfaggots will praise to high heavenyay?
>>220303828looks uninspired and average
"LETS GOOO!!!"he whispered meekly
>>220303828Notice all the cuts during up close actors delivering lines. Its going to be trash with some decent action set pieces. I can already tell the acting is horrendous. Even pattinson looks like he does not give a fuck. Pathetic. This is going to flop. Nolan is a retarded hack
>>220303828is this a sequel to Battlefield Earth?
>matt damonmiscast of the century.
>>220309169Nolan was literally on colbert last night explaining that the odyssey is literally capeshit you fucking retard
>>220310382Bernthal should've been Odysseus
>>220310284Kierkegaard/existentialism in general is a fairly fundamental concept in humanities, wouldn't be uncommon to learn about that in a first year class. Borges is the same really, I remember studying him in my first year. These are basic concepts. I'm not even saying that a major Hollywood production needs to aspire to a greater depth of philosophical exploration, just that Nolan's work is not as deep as some people seem to believe. His aim is usually is to create an epic, entertaining blockbuster that touches on perennial themes of human experience in an ultimately shallow way. I usually like his movies but they aren't complicated.
>>220310148Their gait reminds me of these fellas
I'm gonna read the book first. I have a long weekend ahead
>>220310371if you remove the dutch angles, that film isnt nearly as shit as it gets its reputation, pure slander bc its a scientology project. And BF earth is better then any sci film made the last 6 years. Id prefer a sequel over this film
Who is their target audience?
>>220303828why do they look like cheap doctor who robots
>>220303828LOL
>>220310428normiesNolan = big nameOdyssey = some cool sounding name, probably power rangers or some shitTrailer = power rangersMovie with diversity = Creds with other goyims
>>220304117it was
>>220308028>realism>colorless>go outside>it's colorful and vibrantThe oblivion remaster did this & used AI graphics kek
>>220306633Watching that soldier side video made me feel like an edgy 13 year old. Good video.
>>220303855300 was good.
>>220310454this>>220310428They've been quite successful over the last few years at rebranding cinema as a whole as this huge prestigious thing, specifically seeing films in imax.Nolan is the ultimate imax memester. His flicks are perfect for retards who want to experience the concept of 'cinema' but don't actually care about the quality (as long as it looks good aesthetically and sounds good musically)
>>220310404People say all sorts of shit for marketing. Nolan doesn't even read comics.>>220310406The average humanities student doesn't care Kierkegaard or Borges even if they're part of the curriculum. They're more likely to be interested in some French postmodernist or a leftist author. Kierkegaard doesn't have a lot of modern takers. Same with Borges.
>>220310428DEI grants and bonus jewgibs for ruining European history/mythology
>>220303828Lets go, buddies! Yippee!!
>>220310575Just to be clear, I can guarantee that outside of Nolan there aren't any directors Incorporating the ideas of kierkegaard or Borges in their works.
>>220310574>Don't care about quality as long as it looks good and sounds goodWhat?
>>220303828>I am Odysseus and this is my Odysseybravo nolan, shan't watch.
>>220310627Writing and acting, the part that matters more than special effects, soundtrack, and set pieces/costumes.
>>220309167what? You mean interstellar or inception?
>>220310405Fully agree. Matt Damon is too Matt Damon.
>LETS GO!
>>220304771not only is she a fatiguer, but she is ugly as well. nolan really showed us, didn't he?
>>220310759bruh on cap no god they be like me fr dey better yap 6 7 in the kinofilm!
>>220310195Probably the Laestrygonians. Them being in full metal armors is retarded though.
so noone read about a simulation? or i just being squizo?
>>220307073Nolan couldn't hold a candle to that Troy film. Masterpiece.
>>220310759SQUAD, NEUTRALIZE FREEMAN!
>>220303828ugly women
the only good thing about this is bongs are seething about american accents.
>>220307073Like a lot of early 00s movies, Troy was considered low quality slop at the time, yet would be a fucking masterpiece if it were released today
>>220303855no 300 was dope, this movie has matt damon and looks fucking gay as shit
>>220303828compare that to the 300 trailer. this trailer was the best part about going to see the dark knight when it was in theaters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIbxk7idYA&t=1s
>>220306750For Ulysses.
>>220303828"m-muh daddy is gonna kick your buh-buh-butt..."lmoa
>>220303828which StarCraft cinematic is this?
>>220311122300 unironically sounded more authentic than Nolan's shitAt least actors acted more up to mythos vibes.
>>220311122wrong versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k
>>220311160old school blizzard cutscenes are way better than this shit, come on now
>>220310410so true
>>220303828was the budget $10? I've seen better costumes at anime conventions
>>220303890>nothing in my story makes sense and it's stupid its okay because it's an unreliable narrator okay!
>>220309907It do be like dat no cap fr fr
>>220303855Best part of 300 is when they fight the Immortals and call their auxilaries out from the crack in the wall to save their asses when the king goes down. Good movie. Underrated because people think stories are gay unless they are "realistic" (read: actually gay)
Compare this to the maelstrom in Pirates At World's End.Just pathetic.
>>220303855If you don't care for this I don't care for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO01Emrm3To
>>220303828those fat armoured men
>>220303828looks like genuine dog shit
>>220307015Ancient and Medieval battles shouldn't be too hard to do. Literally just line up the two opposing enemies, have them march at each other. Then have the armies poke at each other with swords and spears until one side breaks formation and flees. Worked for HBO's Rome series.
>>220306948>Pattison (British)>American accent>Tom Holland (British)>American accent>Anne Hathaway (American)>British accentWhat the fuck is going on
>>220311409all movies do now. no one cares. itll make its money and be a big hit. No I'm not a shill. I though Dune looked like shit too. Look what happened there. Dune had power ranger battles in the opening scenes and people still gave it a 10. This'll be the same. Zoomers are horrible consumers. This is what they deserve.
>>220308422Hollywood tactics. Even Lord of the Rings: Return of the King did the whole charge at the enemy thing.
>>220303828Very unfortunate how boring it looks. It's funny watching them focus on the parts of Homer that are the most likely to be ingrained in a retard's mind somewhere.
>>220303828my father will hear of this!
>>220311480It looks way better on horseback than just a bunch of dudes sprinting
>>220308503>Hello, it's me, Charlize Theron, in the exact same hair and makeup I would normally wear in person in 2026.this shit is so immersion breaking
>>220311513*my dad
>>220310561
lollmao
>>220311269this one is real though. 400 divers swum in a circle to create that
>>220303828this nigga has gone insane
>>220310561good morning sir
>>220311558Is Nolan's version of The Oddisey, not a literal version of the book. And everybody knows what style Nolan has, more realistic, dark and grey colors, etc.
>>220311513>my daddy and mommy*
>>220311732Darker.
>>220311700>And everybody knows what style Nolan has,Poorly written, bad dialogue mixing, visually inconsistent and obviously-rehearsed action choreography?
Saars, this movie is going to be great. Nolan is greatest director
>>220311789That is just your taste or opinion, others including me have liked most of his movies and this one looks good to me too. The only movie from him that I didn't quite like when I watched it was Tenet but even that movie was interesting somehow.
>>220311770
>>220308623Was shit, but at least had color
>>220305089Lastrygonians and them running on the beach is probably also his men running away from them.
>>220311842>"that dogshit is kind of smelly">"um akshully that's just your opinion"
>>220303828>damon yelling “let’s go!!!” to lead a charge >my daddy’s coming back!!Holy slop. Looks awful, the accents are criminal and dialogue sounds like it was written by Gen Z retards.>>220303855No, honestly would be a much better film if Zack Snyder had done it. Nolan’s can only do special effects, total hack otherwise
>>220303828is he taking the piss? he can't be serious with these costumes
>>220309852Gladitor and LOTR
>>220304771Shes black as night, anon
>>220311558Scylla is big enough to grab 6 men at a time but not sink the ship with a swing of its head.
>>220311221>broo it's the equivalent of ancient propaganda, that's why it's completely retarded. But that also makes it GOOD!
>>220310148JUGGERNAUTS
>>220303890Oh shut the fuck up
>>220310148why does the armor look like it was spray painted like a zoomers shitbox ricer?this looks super low bugdget, is it going for an art film vibe?everyones swords are clearly made out of foam.... this is pathetic
>>220310197Looks good. Better than a grey beach with a grey sky and an army in grey.
>>220311732Bravo Nolan
>>220311936Scylla will only take one man for each of her heads, which is why Odysseus chooses to go that way.
>>220308380Casual, his dawn of the dead is great too
>>220303828i have never watched a nolan movie and i have no clue what the story is supposed to be, i'm pretty sure it's a book but i haven't read it. this looks interesting though and i recognize some famous faces so i'm assuming this is a big deal
>>220311966>everyones swords are clearly made out of foam....more like bad CGI job done with AI
>>220312023>he used The Cranberries song Zombie for this movie>the song was about The Troubles in Northern Ireland and it had nothing to do with zombies
>>220310404>literally a reddt fag who watches colbertThis movie was literally made for you, literally
>>220307073God damn Troy looks better than Christopher Nolan’s the odyssey.
>>220312078What the fuck is that? His sword morphs through his hand?
>>220309852No, it's just that modern costume designers are retarded.
>>220303828I hated Oppenheimer, thought it was one of the worst films ive ever seen
>>220312078holy shitnolan is finishedits over for him
>>220312025actually thats a lie i skimmed through oppenheimer to see pugh titties
>>220311852An oscar por favor
>>220303828This story has been done to death. He should have made The Aeneid instead.
>>220307073Nolan is such a joyless autist compared to every other blockbuster director.
>>220312078BRAVO NOLAN
>>220312109Nobody cares and publishers agreed
>>220306633Lena Headey is so much hotter as a brunette. In the sex scene when she's Queen Gorgo, I love the slow-mo jiggle of her tits when Leonidas thrusts.
Nolan sometimes comes up with interesting concepts and interesting ways to visualize said concepts, but that is literally it that's all he has to offer. TDKR, Interstellar, Tennet, Oppenheimer and so on are all genuine shit that try to make up for how bad they are with fancy CGI and irl stunts that are just a front to launder money. He peaked with Memento and it's a 7/10 at most.
>>220311852DARKER
>>220312078>>220312157>>220312225You're literal retards because that shot is not from the trailer. Some idiot made an AI edit of it.
>Not a single mention of the negro of troy
>>220303828troy won. the oddyssey lost. i'll watch it, but not expecting a lot.
Nolan fans are at a level of reddit midwit basedism that is hard to even fully grasp. These people are insanely gay.This is what peak midwit movie takes looks like, it doesn't get worse than this. Not even Tarantino fans can touch these people.
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>>220309559The Gods in Illiad behave themselves like an edgy version of marvel capeshit heroes so it was good they took them off, honestly
>>220312320>Not a single mention of the negro of troy>>220304771>>220308340>>220310818>>220311924220308490220308516220309706there's so many, I can't even reference them all without the system thinking it's spam. fucking moron
>>220312425>there is no possibly way to re-interpret the Gods of Olympusfucking moron, absolutely retarded shitsucker.
>>220312444>fucking moron>>220312445>fucking moronlel, good thing we're only 12 seconds apart, otherwise they'd think we're samefagging.
>>220309169Nolan Odyssey looks like capeshit.Despite Troy trying its best to exclude myths, it looks less demystified than Odyssey
>>220308125Yet she's not white, therefore she has no place in the movie.Also ugly
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>>220308516I don't care.Blackwash = no watch
>>220309188All I'm seeing about this movies doesn't look imperfect, looks like complete dogshit
Have they shown heckin Argos?
>>220309244At least it sounds classic and timeless, instead of, you know, american
>>220312016Yes. The guy I responded to posted an image of a godzilla sized Scylla next to a trailer screenshot of the strait where Scylla isn't visible implying the absence of a godzilla sized Scylla is a slight against the film.
>>220309516tv movie, and she was at least hot. Unlike deishit
>>220309903>rom the trailer at least it seems Nolan's Odyssey at least tries to capture the spirit of the original epicthe complete opposite is true, faggot
>>220310043uh, no.You piss on aesthetic = no watchand everything else looks like crap
>>220310680and those are objectively shit. so the movie is objectively bad,also looks like crap, with no colors
>>220312406the emperor wears no clothes with these guys. reminds me of the biden fans who refused to see glaring signs of dementia.
>>220312078holy hack job
>>220312666>666>biden fans who refused to see glaring signs of dementiaMatthew 7:5. You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
>looked up the cast for the first timeI don't think anyone can even try to deny that Nolan has absolutely lost it
>>220310428the same people who think Dune is good
>>220312741Dune is good. This is shit.
>>220303828Nolan cant direction action scenes... so him making this is laughable
>>220312564Yes
Why does every casting choice just feel..wrong
>>220313698it's always funny how thirdies seethe whenever he's mentioned>shut up with the "le doggo" speak>lel, "dog parent"
>>220303828why is Helen of Troy black?
>>220312564I cut Argos some slack. He was written 2000 years before the doggerino trend started
>>220313849Because at this point Nolan is just hanging out with people he likes
>>220313698>>220313890I love the pupper but I gotta sayThat's kinda not like the bookHe was supposed to be a big strong dog that was abandoned on his old ageNot literally like a random dog
>>220315037>>220313698Nolan is ruining Argos by having a LE PUPPERINO moment there. I bet we're gonna get some tearjerker bullshit where Matt Damon drops on his knees and hugs him instead of the beautiful tragedy of the poem where Odysseus has to suffer his loss in silence and can only spare a tear but Argos and him aknowledged each other and he can die in peace.
