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>>220307043
i look like this and do that
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>>220307043
It’s a cunt
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>>220307043
dogshit design like everything else in the movie
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Temu Polyphemus do be lookin' rough
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>>220307043
pussyhead
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Why is his eye vertical?
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Helen of troy is a nigger
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>>220307043
They really gave him a pussy head
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fuck him in the cyclopussy
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The marketing slaves for this film can't even make proper memes here (this thread included). Everything is forced and cloying. I can tell you have an incentive. I can tell how insincere both the forced positivity and negativity are. I feel nothing about the film in particular, however it is quite fascinating watching the de-evolution of the abilities of you Hollywood snakes to have any cultural hold whatsoever as these studios delve further into outsourcing and botting. At this point it's a blur between whoever is an AI, a turdy, or a good boy who buys all his popcorn vessels. What a pathetic, and slow, way to die.
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I don’t care about Zendaya being in the film she’s at least cuter than most of the other hags, but I’m not watching it if Ellen Page has screentime.
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>>220307678
You aren't watching shit, shillnigger. Don't bump these stupid fucking threads.
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>>220307702
Schizo, retarded and unable to read, a classic combo.
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>>220307605
Triggered, snowflake?
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>>220307516
that's his vagina
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Lame
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>>220307678
You're in luck, because Ellen Page isn't even in the movie. Elliot Page however will be starring as Achilles.
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>>220307099
>Your eye looks like the hood on a cunt to me jack.
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>>220307876
Name changes aren’t real, Prince is Prince, Kanye is Kanye.
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>>220307099
>This guy says your eye looks like a cunt.
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>>220307936
Nobody calls him Cassius Clay
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>>220307516
>>220307766

Will Odysseus blind him using his weewee?
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>>220307043
How tf is this old kike still allowed to make movies?
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>>220307043
Why is his nose crooked?
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>>220307043
There is a rumor on Crazy Days Crazy Nights that Nolan directed roughly half of the movie on location, the rest he pretended to direct from a private boat off shore where actors could spot him reviewing dailies but many times it wasn't the actual Christopher Nolan, it was an unknown stand-in. Who knows what he was really doing.
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>>220307516
pajeet market unironically
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>>220308739
That’s a good sign to be fair.
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>>220307043
I hear Odysseus pops his eye cherry in the movie
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>>220307043
anglo directors should be banned from hollywood
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>>220307043
mogged by Harryhausen
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>>220309825
Many such cases.
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>>220307605
Not reading that and you sound like a faggot
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Why not just make it normal?
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>>220307458
>it speaks
IT SPEAKS!
>>220309825
unfair comparison, he mogs them all
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>>220307043
wow he's a big guy
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>>220310003
looks boring and cliche
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>>220307043
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>>220307043
Need: cyclussy
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nolan is such a fucking hack
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I just watched the new trailer and think it looks good :)
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>>220308551
A big phallic log.
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>>220308739
Any Sicilian accountants recently gone missing?
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>>220310055
>WHO WAS IT THAT BLINDED YOU, BROTHER?
>IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS.
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>>220307043
Is that Ellen Page?
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>>220307936
Prince didn't change his name, faggot. He wasn't legally allowed to release albums under the name Prince, because Warner Brothers owned that name.
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>>220308514
His momma named him Clay. Imma call him Clay.
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>>220307043
Is Nolan trolling? Why would the eye be like that? This retard hasn't made a good movie in decades
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>>220307043
look how the massacred my boy
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>>220312107
This one looks so much better and natural that it isn't even funny.
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>>220312106
Well, akshually...
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>>220307043
Wtf is Nolan thinking
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>>220312015
His name is Elliot you fucking bigot
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You're telling me that in this trailer Damon gets to fuck both Charlize Theron and Anne Hathaway, fuck me
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>He's right behind me, isn't he.
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>>220307516
>>220308755
live action cyclops look like shit, always have, this is better
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>>220313178
This looks like shit.
However I think this >>220310003
actually works. It's a scary eye.
>>220307043
This one just looks like a vagina.
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>>220307043
Unlike videogames, film can never be art
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>>220307043
There's this rule in visual media where you don't make eyes or mouths upright like that, unless you want the audience to think vagina. Very weird choice.
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>>220307043
The cyclops is a victim of racism and they blinded him for no reason. Maybe if there were better programs and education for him he wouldn't feel the need to close the door to his cave to eat people. He isnt a monster, you are
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>>220307043
>posed conspicuously to hide genitals
>even though it most likely will just be a Ken doll
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>>220307043
Hopefully its that Indian guy in his hand about to be redeemed.
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>>220307043
>100% Scientifically Accurate
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>>220307043
FULL FRONTAL CYCLOPS GOCK
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more like Cyclopus
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>>220310003
looks better than OP image imo
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>>220310003
chinks did this?
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>>220307043
Dare I say, kino? I love the lighting
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>>220309825
Imagination beats realism every time
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