Literally what went wrong? This was Nu Wars' best bet at a Hail Mary.Didn't people like Baby Yoda?? What happened with that???https://youtu.be/X01W1yXM4J8
yeah people liked baby yodano one who knows who grogu is
>>220308172I just saw a commercial that says it doesn't come out until the 22nd.
>>220308172I'm totally going to click on that Asmongold video and watch it dude
when is he going to get back to talking about video game tho
>>220308172https://youtu.be/Hes8rOCq838?t=77
>>220308172it's not out til the 22nd dipshit
>>220308172TOTAL DREAMWORKS VICTORY
>>220308172I'm so sick of ticket forecasting headlines that I might just buy 10 tickets for this out of spite
>>220308371You tell 'em sis!
It just looks like an extended episode with a TV budget. Besides, nobody knows who or what the fuck a Grogu is. Most people still just call him Baby Yoda.
>>220308494That's what they get for never giving Yoda's race a proper fucking name. They can't even claim he's some sole survivor of a long forgettable ancient species because Yaddle was around.
>baby yoda becomes a popular trend>it takes you SEVEN FUCKING YEARS to make a movie to capitalize on the trend>people have moved on, baby yoda is no longer a trend>movie bombsHollywood's retarded new production/weekly work hour cap rules are killing the industry.Thanks, SAG!
>>220308172Buy an ad zogbot its not even out yet
>>220308172Buy an ad, faggot.
>>220308172>First glup shitto>Now this Normies are turning on against Star wars
>>220308494>It just looks like an extended episode with a TV budget.It's literally just the canceled fourth season repackaged into a movie-length format.
>>220308172It had a good run, but Star Wars could not survive woketroonery. Many such cases.
>>220308824he doesn't need to
>Asmonpyrite
>>220308360HNNNGGG
buy a fucking ad shill
>>220308172>Literally what went wrong?They hired fanboy instead of professional
>>220309186His show flopped too and went massively over budget
>>220309205>His show floppedAccording to who?>and went massively over budgetMoney well spend, since Andor S1-2 along with R1 is proper Prequel Trilogy to OT
>>220308172>things over because muh jewtuber daddy told me soPolitely buy a rope and find a tree to hang from
what has pedro pascal starred in that wasn't a flop
>>220309711narcos
>>220309328Andor was more boring than watching paint dry.
>>220308172What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I despise woke bs as much as the next but Jesus Christ, it's a frickin kids movie about a Mando and baby Yoda. Being cynical for the sake of being cynical is gay af.
>>220308172Isn't it coming out in half a month?
>>220309855This, so much!
>>220308586instead of capitalizing on trends why don't they try to make something timeless
>>220308172>Amonkike resorting to shilling his goyslop on /tv/Kek I'm glad this rat is getting stomped on
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>>220310009
I never liked baby yoda.Mandalorian was good for the first like 2-3 episodes.Watching him vaporize Jawas was peak.I don't know what the fuck is going on at Disney. I don't think they've made a single good thing since infinity war.
>>220308172>post star wars fatigue world>mandalorian buzz was 5+ years ago>decide to make a mandorian movie>give it a stupid name>can't even tell what the movie is about from the traileri will be amazed if this bomb even breaks even
>>220308172Can someone explain to me what exactly is so woke or bad about this movie based on the trailer? I honestly don't understand what the issue is? Is it because of Pedro? Sure, he's an insufferable homo but he's not playing himself or anything. Is it not the right Star wars spinoff?
>>220308172I get all my news about American issues from Asmongold.
>>220310149bayzed
>>220308172The bland, unimaginative title is telling the viewing public all they need to know.
yes, however; https://streamable.com/2ardo4
>>220308172>assmongoloid thread
>>220308172that guy is old now. the ladies don't like him coming out as gay and dont like his aged face.
>>220308172women ruined star wars.
>>220308172Asmongold is a russian asset. He keeps pushing russian talking points. His editor (handler) is literally a russian. The FSB probably caught Asmongold fucking kids or something.
Will Filoni and Kennedy's replacement get fucked or they'll fail upwards if the movie fails to meet expectations?
>>220310933they're going to triple down on DEI/feminist/faggotry and say we are chuds. Star wars is dead and women killed it.
>>220308172Star wars is about Jedi and sith with cool powers and lightsabers, not random faggots shooting laser guns with marketable plushies
>>220310926the only thing that makes me doubt what you’re saying, and this isn’t necessarily a contradiction… but got damn has he been sucking israeli dick recently.
>>220308172>posting a direct link to chudmongoloidgoldEat a shotgun shell
>>220308172So the only thing SW had left was this baby alien thing becoming a meme, now they have nothing. Lucas is a billionaire and SW becomes a tax writeoff strategy. Pottery.
>>220310989The only good piece of star wars media made in like 40 years had none of those things though
>>220310989theres like 3 minutes total of light sabers in the original trilogy.
>>220309008AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH
I'm going to watch neither the YouTube video nor the movie.
>>220310951>they're going to triple down on DEI/feminist/faggotry and say we are chuds. Star wars is dead and women killed it.letting women into male spaces was a mistake.
>>220308172Star Wars best bet at a Hail Mary is, ironically, a Ryan Gosling movie
>>220308172It releases on May 22, movie isn't even out yet.
>>220311356Is it too late for goose to pull out of this and save his career?
>>220308172People want a Star Wars medium that revolves around the OG characters somehow. Just try to get it.
>>220308172Are they retarded? how do you get a definitive answer from 5 retarded teens?100 would be a better sample size
>>220311424>Fisher dead>Ford won't do anything unless you give him $500 million >real Mark Hamill died in 1978it's dead Jim.
>>220308586S2 (made to introduce a fuckton of characters) and S3 (Bo-Katan) killed it so now nobody gives a fuck.
>>220308172the Mandalorian literally got rescued and beaten up constantly by girlbosses. he has zero coolness factor left. By the end of the show he wasn't even the protagonist anymore. yet another do not steal marysue form that jew cowboy got to steal the show an emasculate him
>>220308172If the jannies are going to let this blatant rule breaking advertisement thread stay up maybe they should be hunted down and skinned alive along with their night media eceleb
>>220308172can Star Wars surivie without the Chud Audience?
>>220311458Oh wow that's super retarded. And it sounds like they only watched the trailer anyway.I fully expect this movie to be lame but I will at least be fair about it and wait until it fully comes out to shit on it lmfao.
RIP baby yeed!
>>220308241He was our strongest soldier against ugly female characters and censored remakes but now hes just burger politics this and thats
>>220308172You guys kept watching after TLJ?
>>220311542is it surviving now? what kind of shit question is that?The cunt feminists at disney have ruined this franchise, so no it cannot survive, everything that has been infected with DEI nigger shit has failed and has no viewership, but their only answer is "chud, incel, racist"you lost tranny
>pls click this asmongold video
>>220311593I went to see rise of gaywalker in theater and after the credits you could sense everyone had checked out
>>220311471Just use CGI to bring them back or introduce other characters like Mara Jade.Back when they announced a "Boba Fett" TV show in 2018, I expected them to make a cool space western show where Boba Fett is going on bounty hunter adventures after having survived the Sarlacc. They didn't even do that.
>>220308172it's not out yetcalm downweirdo
>>220311555>And it sounds like they only watched the trailer anyway.That's the only thing that matter, 99% of the possible viewers are not going to waste their time watching 3 seasons of sneedlorian.
>>220308197>>220308216serious question, how did this guy get so popular?his entire schtick is that he lives in hoarder filth and has no personal hygiene, why do people go to him when they want political hot takes and media insight?
>>220308172
>>220311843I wonder if the monty python lads ever considered what their comedic routines would eventually lead to
>>220311841He used to play videogames well. Then he made a boy band of videogamers or something and lived in a gay house or whatever. He is worth gajillions because of his roach slaves. Never seen his content. This came to me in a dream.
Obviously the faggot jannies work for night media, why else would this thread still be up, fuck you faggots
>>220311893>Used to play video games wellHe only ever played WoW before it went turbo gay and even then he got carried hard. He has been shit playing everything else.
im sick and tired of ecelebs and shit movies
>>220308172Nobody gives a fuck about this low effort slop anymore.
>>220308172>Didn't people like Baby YodaAnon, that happened 10 years ago... They may as well have made a fidget spinner movie.
>>220312328Mistakes into miracles.
>>220312369>fidget spinner movieSTOP GIVING MIKE WHITE MOVIE IDEAS
Is asmongoy now shilling here? Ohhh, did your viewership decline after everyone realised what an israeli tool you are?
Pedro's stock has fallen tremendously and everyone was right that he was being so overexposed in such a short time.
The EA video games with the red head Jedi guy are actually good and one of the very few good Star Wars things to come out since Disney took over.
As bad as modern Star Wars stuff is I still think Daisy Ridley is pretty hot.
>>220308216>>220308965>>220310926>>220311631>>220312415Interesting points, but have you tried not being a cucked commie trannie piece of shit?Fuck off, he's fighting for all of us.
>>220308172he posted faggy cringe and contrary to popular belief most normal people get disgusted
>>220312435Hollywood doesn’t like him. So they casted him in so many terrible stuffs so people also hate him. Very cruel.
>>220311841It's almost like popular thoughts and opinions are just popular. And pissing your pants because people like popular thoughts and opinions is not popular outside of your faggy little commie circlejerks.
>>220310890unintended but based
>>220308494Grogu is Yeed's last name.
>>220311542Nothing can withstand the power of chud scorn.
>>220311542>"Chuds" don't have to be your audience anymore. Chuds are dead.
>>220311542Chud nerds are supposed to be THE audience. That is how it worked from 1977-2006.
>>220314030>"Chuds" don't have to be your audience anymore
>>220309186>Dude, what if I made Star Wars but it's not Star Wars?
>>220314145yeah and it was the best thing to happen to it in 7 years
>>220314145Pretty much the best way for franchise to exists and prosper is to keep Skywalker's story away from becomming template for other stories.
>assmanchudopinion discarded
>>220308172G A P E D by big PLUMBER cock and big HEEHEE cock
>>220311841Because his fans also live in filth and have no hygiene.
>>220308172Its multiple weekends awayAnd for the first day it is playing my theater already has 9 3D tickets sold, 37 RPX tickets, and 20 regular tickets(a few showtimes didn't load properly so it might be more) and that's Thursday, it is doing way better than most movies they play
>>220308586Actually they ran the trend into the ground so fucking hard in season 3 they killed it themselves.Then ran with a movie after it was already dead.They really are hopeless, anything that works even a little bit they will grind into dust. I think they said "this is the way" so many times in S3 mandalorian no one wants to ever hear it again.
>>220312435I thought he was okay in Narcos, but Scoot was my favorite.
>>220308586Baby Yoda was a funny internet meme. Nobody was seriously invested in baby yoda as a character, or wanted to watch a fucking feature-length movie about baby yoda. Well, a certain type of sub-human would, but the general audience? no. Nobody that isn't suffering from arrested development as a 40 year old man child wanted a baby yeed movie. They wanted to repost funny memes on social media. They should've merched the hell out of baby yoda and milked it while it was hot.This is just fucking stupid. It shows not only a total lack of understanding of their own fans but a lack of general understanding of how internet memes work and how to capitalize on them.
fuck grogu niggaall my niggas hate groguwhens the babu frik series nigga
>>220314583>a Michael Jackson movie in 2026, after decades of controversy, outperforms a Star Wars filmIt's so fucking over for Disney
>>220314079And it is in fact how it still works, for certain genres like sci-fi. You court the chuds, or you bomb.
>>220310132People are saying it's woke and bad because the last two seasons of the show are woke and bad, and were used to try and make Clone Wars and Rebels OCs relevant
> YouTube™ screenshot from eassayist in OPfuck this shit. internet is dead.
>>220308172I remember when i went mad too... Man it took years for that vain in my brain to shrink back down to normal size. Now that i'm sane again... wtf happen to tv and this country???
>>220308913this. disney does it a lot. Moana 2 was a tv series they just cut down to movie length, hence why it had 3 directors
