Hands down, the most badass Hollywood actor ever.
The last real old school action star. 1. Bernthal2. Schwarzenegger3. Stallone
>>220308325This guy is tough as nails, but let's be honest, he'd run crying if he saw Elliot Page run up on him
He looks like he needs a nap...
>>220309911When you burn local, it's full time. Real ones know this.
>>220308325Ever since boys stopped performing physical labor, I can't take actors seriously because they all have tiny hands nowadays.
>>220308325And he burns local, too. What a dreamboat.
When we say “burn local,” we ain’t just talkin’ ‘bout reppin’ your zip code—nah, it’s deeper than that. It’s about lightin’ the fire where you stand. You build where your feet at. You cook somethin’ right on your own block ‘til the aroma hit the whole city.Burnin’ local mean you pourin’ your energy, your art, your hustle into your home turf. You takin’ what you got—your story, your roots, your rawness—and you heatin’ it up so much it glow. You ain't waitin’ for a co-sign from the outside, you makin your own lane in the cracks of the pavement.But don’t get it twisted—burnin’ local don’t mean stayin’ small. It mean goin’ deep before you go wide. You build the fire at home ‘til the whole world feel the warmth. It's about shooting for the moon while not forgettin' your roots. It's about workin' that grind and givin' back to those who gave to you.Burn Local is what happens when a star goes supernova. Burn Local is what happens when you stop settlin' for less. But Burn Local's also not about not takin' shit. Burn Local's about WORKIN' for that hustle 'cause you know nothin' in life is free. And that's okay, because you got that engine inside you.Thump-a-thump-a-thump. Ya hear that? That's a freight train on it's way to the top, that's that ENERGY, that's that KINETIC DRIVE. Vroom vroom, baby! That's makin' sense of this fucked up world and comin' out on top—THAT... is Burn Local.So yeah—burn local. Spark where you stand. Keep it solid. Keep it loud. Keep it lit.
>>220308325In 2005, I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like “thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?” and “fucking fag I bet you can’t wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot”. I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. “Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy” he’d say “I cant even feel your limpdick bitch.” I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Jon’s boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. “The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?” He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. “Fucking fag” he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Jon Bernthal on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
>>220308325When you understand the actual concept of burn local you just have to give him credit for truly being a real one, man who puts family and community first
>>220309920>>220309990Is there some sort of initiation or task I must accomplish to buy and have the right to wear a BURN LOCAL hat?
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I really dislike his face.
>>220309990The minute I see AI slop copypasta my eyes glaze over and I get an irrational desire to beat the fuck out of a jeet. Copypasta used to mean something, it used to take effort, but now? Now it's just jeet shit, unfunny, robotic jeet shit. Kill yourself anon. Eat da poop and then kill yourself. Thank you.
>>220309990Damn even the bots know Johnny B is a real 1
ITT:global freezer's
>>220308325He's a real tough guy. A man's man. Do not cross the line with this guy, he will fuck you up.
>>220308325EYY RIGG MASKYUSUMN
>>220309890>he'd run crying if he saw Elliot Page run up on himso would I
>>220311566That predates AI, newfag
>>220310100holy shit LMAO
>>220308325Obviously we have TWD "Ey, Rig" and the Punisher "I LIKED IT". Does he have any other memeable moments in the Accountant movies or other roles?
>>220308325remove the 'bad' from 'badass' and you'll have it
>>220309990Is this supposed to make black people want to buy baseball caps or something, I rreally don't get it?
>burn localwhat the fuck does that mean?
>>220312673read the thread, dummy>>220309990
>>220310100>not one mention of busting crust6/10
>>220313249terrible meme
What are you doing RIGHT NOW to burn local, anon? Myself, I volunteer down at the battered retards shelter. Love em.
>>220313455easy on the high fives, okay?
>>220308325He is like a modern Charles Brons but with actual acting range
>>220308325Hes just a Paul Dano 2.0 LOOK AT MEEEEE IM ACTING AAAAHHHHHHHH
>>220308325Is it true Expendables 5 is going to be just him vs everyone?
>>220314674Keep /our/classic/guy/'s name out of your mouth
The most badass Hollywood actor(s) ever were the Hollywood Ten.
>>220311529He would dislike yours even more.
>>220310100This is making me actually horny
>>220309943> t. Timmy who hasn't even been outside of a city
>>220316671holy non-sequitur batman
>>220308325yeah, i like himhe wus good in FURYwatched few of his podcasts, he goodI think its him in Odyssey
>>220316671Struck a nerve lol
>>220308392Don’t forget about Jason Statham, he can actually fight. Both Crank movies and the first The Transporter are pretty good.>Statham began practising Chinese martial arts, kickboxing, and karate recreationally in his youth while working at local market stalls.
>>220318617Greece looks a lot more yiddish than originally thought.
