>character is found pecked to death by a chicken>investigators suspect fowl play
>he left a calling card
>>220309909>Guess you could say he was a little... hen-pecked.>Kowalksi, come on man. That's not funny. A man died.>Yeah, sorry about that. Guess I got egg in my face.>Kowalski, you're a real piece of shit, you know that?>Oh, you're cracking my wishbone, Ramirez.
>>220310324Lenny was out of line in law and order.
>>220309909>Sir we managed to get the records of hos phone but…uuuh>Speak Sergeant what is it?>Well, he only had 12 incoming calls under the year we checked, every month from “mom”. Zero, ZERO, 0 outgoing calls>That’s impossible. You schmucks managed to find his burner phone, now go back and do better!
>>220309909name 10 movies like this
>>220309909>Character """""accidentally""""" slips on a banana skin and breaks his neck>Murder? In Chinatown? Yellow skinned bastards!Bit racist but it was a different time.