https://youtube.com/watch?is=aQCr1eEGOVSgo99N
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1MVnzd2aVcGood link
>>220310808Spoiler Alert!!!
>it's an Anthony shoots heroin before work scene>It's an Anthony posts anonymously o reddit scene>It's an Anthony gets cucked by a teenager and kills himself scene
kitchen confidential is a great book, if they're just adapting it it can be kino.looks like this wont be good though.
>>220310808so that's why he was spammed so much last year
are civilians allowed to watch this
>>220310808If it doesn’t end with him crying like a bitch and sending a million texts to his ex before -acking himself, I’ll be doing a 360 and walking directly out of the theater
I was expecting Johnson's usual mockumentary-cinematography.this just looks like any Neon original, a let down of a trailer for sure
he looks nothing like young Bourdain
>Stav is now the most successful member post-CumtownNick truly did autismbomb his career.
>>220310808What an edifying figure, truly deserving of a biopic.
>>220311377Yes, he was an aspirational figure except for the crashout.
>>220310808I love Tony and will probably watch this out of some misguided sense of filial piety. But a biopic like this is exactly the kind of saccharine contrived nonsense that he would despise. I'm sure he'd rather we'd honor his memory by smoking a joint, drinking a cold coca-cola, and eating some spicy Szechuan food.
>>220311268LMAO
Good for stavvy baby and making it in the biz.
>>220310808why did he never become Frank? what went wrong?
will they include him trying to payoff off the minor who cucked him?
>>220312072>>220311318>good for yet another socialist to suck million miles of corporate dick in the most redundant, exploitative burgeo industry in the world
>>220310808This guy does not deserve his own movie holy shit like Gordan Ramsay would be more interesting
>>220312300always dangerous to have a biopic for living figures. imagine if Bill Cosby had a movie prior to 2014?
>>220312389Yea it would have been great
>>220312269It's okay though because they're Jewish billionaires
>>220311268All Jews look alike
>>220311318he is a funny fat guy, an archetype that went extinct in Hollywood after the Ozempic invasion, if it wasn't for Ozempic producers wouldn't give a shit cause they would still have plenty of funny fat guys
>>220310808I loved Anthony Bourdain as a kid. Then I grew up, hit 30 years old, and realized hes a pathetic insecure bitch who abandoned his family, never was a chef to begin with, a try hard poser, and a literal cuckold who became obsessed with some Italian whore. Oh yeah and his death wasnt a suicide he died from autierotic asphyxiation and was cleaned up by his friend before the authorities came. Absolutely pathetic. I dont spit on his grave, but ill make sure I never look up to a "man" like him again. I never looked into if he was Jewish or not
>>220312618shut up, Guy
>>220312618>Has a whole plethora of legendary men throughout history to look up to for inspiration and guidance>chooses a boomer chef
>>220312618He is like the king of Gen xers. His entire life was just random travel and working random kitchens. Didn't have an evil office job and ignored his family just traveled and acted like a hobo until he realized he fucked up and committed suicide like a coward because some ugly tattoo whore didn't like him instead of admitting he was wrong.
>>220310808Ungrateful anti-white jew, glad this faggot is dead
>>220313206why do brown people care so much about white people? serious question
>>220312255That guy should be tried for extortion.
dude smoking and arguments and cooking lmao
>>220313104I was a chef before changing my career it would make sense to look up to someone "chef-adjacent" like him
>>220313811I have never met a chef in my life that was mentally stable. Like I bet Applebees "chefs" aka just microwave shit are probably mentally healthier than a michellin star chef
>>220310808will they include the part where he was like "white people need to GO"
>>220313970That’s going to be the second tag line
>>220310808
>>220310808koolaid. will Netflicks or CR do an NTR anime on it?
>>220310808have a trailer link>>220310816have two
>>220311268HE'S A MOLESTERHE'S A CHOOOOOIIIIIIILLD MOLESTER
>>220310808Guy won in the end and bodied this freak
>>220311241she's such an energy vampire, bourdain was a moron
Why is Matt Johnson doing this of all things
>>220313276Some of us are grateful
>>220313277extortion? retard, asia should be in jail for rape
>>220314636
>>220312558what the fuck are you talking about, there's just less of them because they usually die of fatness related issues in their 30s or 40s. Jack Black is still around, Stav just gives them a second option
>>220314956Jack Black was like the only one left after Jonah Hill deflated. And he is too expensive. Stav isn't. I guess there's also that pacific islander guy from Spider Man movies.
>>220310808Are they gonna whitewash the suicide due to his famous pedo gf
>>220311013>>It's an Anthony posts anonymously o reddit scenehe did ?
>>220315087yeah, people found it. His username is NooYawkCity
>>220311227>last yearI hate you newfags
the /tv/ meme of him in the tiny sunglasses, drinking coffee is already dead.
Tony would’ve never approved a biopic btw. If you watch this you dishonor him.
>>220314177https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF46Cel3EUo
>>220315292considering watching it now>>220315278Or undead
>>220310808>film ends with tony approaching some bottles gin, sweet vermouth, and campari>"I'm putting together a team"
>>220315292good
>>220315498>bleh!
>>220314177THE TAMAGO
>>220315498>Have a Romanian child>Have two!
looks exactly the kind of film Nick would have made fun of with his personal laugh track
>>220315686https://youtu.be/N7I6zOE7szY
>>220315509>have two teams
>>220310808i thought this was a serial killer movie
>have a biopic>have two
>>220310808>>220310816he was a cook trained under a chef?i thought he was just a pretentious foodie
>>220315711fat person with an attitudea tale as old as time
>>220316296He went to the CIA: Culinary Institute of America. He was well-trained, he just was a druggie burnout working shit jobs until his first book Kitchen Confidential made him famous.
>>220314341DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE
>>220316122He only killed one person
just some JEW
>>220312618Food tourism for TV equivalent of ego-posting.
>white street food (diners, food cars, etc) is LE BAD >Non-white street food is le good
>>220315498>DON'T get the aioli
Why did he love Negronis so much?
>I'm so rich and famous better kill myself
>stavros jumpscare
>>220316296>zoom zoom
>>220312300Americans are obsessed with biopicsLike they wee actually offended that the brutalist wasn't a biopic
Have a ropeHave two
>new york drug addict jew from the upper class takes all his self resentment and directs it at the safe target middle americathis guy sucked. wealthy jew family, perfect childhood, went to one of the most prestigious cooking schools in the world, became a successful chef and still he was drug addict mopey faggot that eventually offed himself. fuck this guy, just a bored rich kid shitting up the culture as always
What's funny is when people start looking up pictures of him they'll think it's a movie about Jeffrey Epstein being an aspiring food personality
>>220314444nice get fieribro
>>220314444Fieri just being a bro making good food and being a goofy guy always made him the top dog
>>220316296he is a cook, not a chef. whenever eric ripert called him out, tony got hit in the feels.
>>220319356one of the only cocktails that's all alcohol
>>220311377if you happen to be jewish your chances of getting a biopic increase by 1500%.
>>220319356>literally called negroni>made of the 3 gayest boozes in the whole worldI bet his favourite food was some kind of sausage called Black Dick made of foreskins and shekels
Eat at a local inn tonight. Get the scrib jelly. Have a cold skooma at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you've never been. Listen to some outlander you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the guar rare. Eat a kwama egg. Have a sujamma. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but call them an n'wah anyways. Eat slowly. Beat your server. Check in on your ancestors. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
Who will play the negroni? And who will play the other negroni?
>>220314636lol
>>220319946is that a child?
>>220314272heh
>>220315711Nick can be funny but he has bullshit taste. I forgot what cool movie he hated. Suckerpunch? He said it on the pod.
>>220322893based.Wealth beyond measure, outlander.
>>220310808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s12DsKxK3M
>>220315711Nick who?
>>220320370Or a big tech CEO who's a big time federal contractor
The trailer makes it look awful. His culinary background is the most boring part about him. If he wasn't jewish, you would have never heard about him. Watch season 1 of no reservations to see how pretentious he really was. He acts like he is above it all, but he is a giant poser. Even I fell for it listening to Kitchen Confidential.
Are they going to show the part where he's rich and famous and offs himself for no reason?
>>220318944Almost every major TV industry has these overseas food shows. Very few are explicitly patronizing about it. "I know more about life than you watching the show cos I do this job".
>>220324622No, it’s a fictional genesis where he’s a romantic figure when in reality he was a drug addicted coomer.
>>220322893Thank you for this.
Never watched his shows, but I enjoyed his books. Like most things, sensibility and moderation is the way to go, I can't stand people who make him out to be this larger than life figure.
I'm offended by how bad that trailer is.
Will the "stop busting my balls" texts make a cameo in the movie?
>>220324806listening to the audiobooks read by him is the best way to go. pure kino.
>>220318944he never said that. go ahead and count the times any of his shows were in Europe vs the third world.
I need a Samantha brown biopic.
>>220324574wop 1 jew 0
>ctrl F>no results for bic lighterfor shame /tv/
>>220324574He wasn’t Jewish. Jews can’t cook
Who will play Guy Fieri
>>220315498>I don’t want to wait for my bloodspresso. I don’t want some corpse paint, Mayhem and Sunn o motherfucker to get it for me.
Hey! You from the US of A as well? Fuuuck, can't believe it! Get over here and have a sit with me, damn. Did you watch the game last night? God DAMN I can't believe that ref, but anyway.... Did you go to the Eiffel tower yet? You gotta see it, it's amazing. I'm so glad I paid for this vacation. My wife is cheating on me and I'm going through a divorce. Btw want to talk about what college my kid is going to? C'mon and have a sit here dude. C'mon and HEY WAITER!!! WAITER!!! Another coke for my buddy!!
>>220310808>chef, er, tony, a second customer has entered the restaurant
>>220331680>double gulp on a plate>bird shit on his jacketlmao
>>220310816so deep so hardcore so tortured so much cooking
>>220311241Don't forget the part where he abandoned his newly born baby, and wife to chase after a roastie that cuckolded him. Twice. Once with a teenager. Once again with a frenchman.
>>220311304Looks like he is training to replace his local rabbi in the sanhedrin.
>his Asian episodes were usually the best>he was going to film one after he was done with Francecouldn't he have just waited a bit longer?
