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Can someone recommend actual good movies made by these countries that are not
>misery porn
>poverty porn
>childhood misery poverty sexual awakenings
>strong independent corporate woman is a whore in a love triangle
>bearded guitarist with long hair kissing his brother and later kissing an old man that he fell in love with
>49 year old divorced woman gets her depression healed by 22 year old dick
>corrupt cops flick
Thank you in advance.
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>>220310828
Sure.
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>>220310828

Arsene Lupin. It also stars Eva Green. And I'm recommending it simply because it stars Eva Green.

>t. twisted fucker that did the hour long tribute video of Eva
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>>220310828
>strong independent corporate woman is a whore in a love triangle

That kind of eliminates the Three Musketeers films. Especially the Milady sequel.
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>>220310828
District B13
Toto the Hero
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>>220310828
Brice de Nice, a great little 2000s comedy film that feels really nostalgic even though I only first watched it a few years ago. French rich kid that's obsessed with Point Break and thinks he's a real surfer gets all of his money taken away from him and he has to win an actual surfing competition to earn respect and independence. Has some surprisingly earnest moments in it. It also has a sequel, Brice 3, which is a lot more wacky and self-parodying. It's a completely different vibe but still pretty entertaining.
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>>220310828
Sure
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>>220310828
For the french movies, you forgot about:
>the family comedies with cucking mainplot or subplot
>pro migrant propaganda
>historic propaganda
>tax grift movies

Anyway I can recommend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brotherhood_of_the_Wolf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfume:_The_Story_of_a_Murderer_(film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Name_of_the_Rose_(film)
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>>220310828
Taxi
A man escaped
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One of the best fantasy movies of all times is french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnoEj633C0g
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>>220310828
damn, I was about to recommend a movie and #4 got me
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>>220310828
France used to make top tier comedy before their started taking themselves way too seriously.
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>>220310828
I could, but I wont, since you have that disingenuous incel attitude.
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>>220310828
Most of the Alain Delon flicks
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Into the blue is fantastic but it is a little depressing.
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>>220311916
I still wont watch your poverty cuck fantasies, Jean Pierre
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>>220312174
You mean Big Blue?
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>>220310828
>>bearded guitarist with long hair kissing his brother and later kissing an old man that he fell in love with
What the fuck did you watch?
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There you go.
Don't watch anything made in Spain after 2010 though.
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>>220312580
Ssss I would say tangentially doesn't count.
It has a bearded guitarist with long hair
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>>220312621
Ok, watch Torrente then.
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>>220310828
Shit i can't think of any. You also missed migrant propaganda
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>>220312646
corrupt cop flick
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>>220310828
La Belle et la Bete (1946 & 2014)
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>>220312682
He's a private investigator and a true patriot.
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>>220310828
>bearded guitarist with long hair kissing his brother and later kissing an old man that he fell in love with
what movie is this even
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The Return of Martin Guerre
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>>220311267
>t. twisted fucker that did the hour long tribute video of Eva

What are you talking about, Eva bro?
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do they count?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimen_Ferpecto
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>>220310828
Not sure if it's a movie or a documentary but I liked the 6 hours long French Revolution film they have. You can find it on YouTube.
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Taxi movies. Asterix and Obelix.
The dinner for fools is absolutely underrated
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYf6DtHWqvo&list=RDwYf6DtHWqvo&start_radio=1&pp=ygUgbGEgY2VuYSBkZSBsb3MgaWRpb3RhcyAxOTk4IHNvbmegBwE%3D
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>>220312201
Yeah, the other one is the Jessica alba that I have never seen. The jean reno free diving one with the guy going through clinical depression.
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>>220310828
>>corrupt cops flick
woah, hey, what's wrong with this?
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Parsifal (Spain. 1951).
https://youtu.be/h8DnSQ9us3k
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>>220310862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHKr1iu3I48
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Jean Reno's films are cinematic
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>>220310828
Allow me to introduce you to the wonderful world of Juan Piquer Simon.
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>>220310828
Spaniard here, you are asking for the impossible, our entire cinema (slop) industry is
>misery-poverty-childhood misery-social critic porn
>incest / cheat-cucking comedy
I hope AI destroys euroslops.
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>>220313315
i once watched like 6 french police thrillers in a row and in every single one officers were corrupt drunks getting humiliated by algerian and morrocan drug dealers
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>>220310828
Invisible guest, The body, a monkey in winter 1962, delusions of grandeur 1972 with montand/de funes
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The dinner game 1998 is perfect.
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France
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wages_of_Fear
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diva_(1981_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_City_of_Lost_Children
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A9lie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_Blank_(2010_film)

Spain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Your_Eyes_(1997_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Others_(2001_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan's_Labyrinth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Orphanage_(2007_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rec_(film)
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>>220314779
>>220314940
>>220314590
>>220313171
Nice recs
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A masterpiece in the /Druk/ category
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You simply can't get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHgzj5-YdA
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>>220312923

It was a self stimulation tribute for her on an old ctr monitor that I uploaded on xhamster 15 years ago. It's gone now, but I'm sorry. I was hurting and young.
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Guillermo's Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth's
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>>220310828
What are you fucking gay?
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>>220311815
>tax grift movies
>pro migrant propaganda
that's like 98.5% of the current production...



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