>when a jedi consular holding a single-bladed lightsaber, equipped with a green kyber crystal (no doubt plucked from the caves of Ilum), tries using the third fighting form, Soresu, against me
>>220311134>starslopgrow up
>>220311157who are you even quoting
>>220311134I had to look that up and I kekedI think I need to watch that top 10 facts about Darth vaders suit video againOh also happy Cinco de STAR WARS
>>220311157Yikes, got ourselves a regular scruffy-looking nerf herder over here!
>>220311134Consulars need to stay in their damn lane. You’re a backline caster, and that’s all you’ll ever be. You didn’t even take the two weapon fighting feat line. Strength is a dump stat for you and you know it. That lightsaber is literally just for blaster bolt deflection. Don’t make me force jump over there and hit you with master flurry, you green bladed geek gimp. We both know you’d crumple in a second under my blue thunder. Us Guardians? Built different. Go hit the books nerd. Maybe counsel someone. Lmao.
>>220311187>developed to counter widespread blaster fire>creates an impenetrable shield to exhaust his opponents before counteringExhausted from what? Pulling the trigger?
>>220311297You don’t understand. It’s a more civilised way of fighting. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. Eventually the hyper efficient battery in your E11 will run dry, then I simply jog towards you at a moderate pace, and land a couple of light glancing blows (we Soresu chads can’t ever overcommit to the attack, we wouldn’t want to get countered.) Even if the wounds aren’t lethal, the pain from being burnt by contact with the blade will keep you out of action.
>>220311134>Mind focused on Penis
>>220311134how the hell did the jedi even sneak into an arena of only bugs, did dooku just not care?
>>220311297>>creates an impenetrable shield to exhaust his opponents before counteringIt's about lightsaber duels.
>>220311457They used the force to temporarily become bugs. The real question is how many of them liked it enough to stay that way forever? Think about, your skin becoming chitinous. Segmented. Clicking against itself as the soft, squishy, unguent parts of you squirm about beneath it. The idea is quite simply, tantalising.
>>220311483Yes. A duel in which I have a lightsaber, and decades of training plus my space magic grants me precognition. And you have a clumsy, random blaster which shoots slow enough I can bat the shots away like I’m playing tennis. If you can ever get the damn thing to shoot straight. Engarde!
>>220311394Understandable. There’s nothing quite like a good firm penis.
Lightsaber forms are extremely stupid. They were written by an intern in a magazine and directly contradict the actual thought that Nic Gillard put into how characters fight, and shows a fundamental misunderstanding of how and why separate martial arts arose on Earth and what kept them separate.
He got his shit rocked by an angsty 21 year old
>>220311157>being so broken that you spend all day on 4chan hitting f5 so you can post a bit tier responseWhy are you like this?
