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>>220313414You know, they say the sea turns so dark that you know it’s time to see the sign. You know what else they say?
>>220313414why are anglos allowed to make movies ?
OH N-
>>220313414looks pretty avoidable
>>220313414Is this op autism or is there a real poblem here?
>>220313551thanks for the memberberries
Charybdis?
>>220313414>lmao nigga how do you even get stuck in whirlpool>haha just go around it nigga>just get off the boat nigga
>>220313571AutismThis movie is going to be the biggest pleb filter of the year
>>220313551Bojack's in this?
>>220313414However this turns out, it can't be worse than that faggy tiktok musical
That’s a big whirlpool
>>220313551Kek
>>220314318For you
>>220313414Yarr it be the sea butthole
>>220313594Hah, well guess what? I'll just go around you, checkmate Charybd...OH FUCK
>>220317150Kek
>>220313496That it’s an ocean drain for all the rain?
>>220313551oh fuck I forgot about this
>>2203135941997?
>>220313551Artax no!
>>220317736Who said that? Was it you?
>>220313414avoiding both scylla and charybdis has never been easier than in a Nolan flick
>>220313414TELL ME ABOUT DRAINWHY DOES HE SINK THE SHIPS?
>>220313414When I was a child I was under the impression that whirlpools were going to be a major threat during my lifetime.
>>220318043THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WHIRPOOL BROTHER
>>220318030
>>220318043Same with quicksand
HE DIDN'T SWIM SO GOODWHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT
Poseidon was out of line here.
>The whirlpool in Pirates of the Caribbean was biggerWhy not fucking do that? Why didn't they make it gigantic?
>>220318043>>220318098These and the Bermuda triangle
>>220318030>yes, the water swirls!
>>220318182or being on fire
>>220317984No, I said, “How long?”
>>220313978Normal whirlpool but a horse swimmer.
SOMEBODY GET THIS WETHEAD OTTA HEA
>>220318043did you get stuck in a washing machine?
>>220318171realism dude
>>220313414is...is that fucking CGI?i my Nolankino?!
>>220313414
>>220313414The trannies and hollywood kikes who hate Nolan are interesting, its Kubrick all over again.
why is western imagination so limited? is everyone in hollywood a 5 in the aphantasia scale?
>>220318030>>220318660LAMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>220318667>trannies who hate Nolannigger he literally cast Elliot Page in this shit
>>220313414>copying Pirates of the Caribbean Does Homer have no shame?
>>220313414Does there exist anywhere in the ocean whirlpools like this not man made?
>>220318708>using her tranny nameWay to out yourself, trannoid.
>>220313414>single image counter example to "CGI is bad, practical effects good"I don't get it, save the ship for the close-ups. Why would you insist on using it for wide shots like that? If it was CGI there, you could have a much more interesting whirlpool. Like whatever Pirates of the Caribbean 3 had. Although maybe not that ridiculous.
>>2203186719/11 successfully psy-oped us into believing that creativity was lame and gay, enjoying media was for children, and the only adult, masculine passtime was to watch gritty realistic subversions of fantastical premises that suck all of the wonder about it and make you want to kill yourself.
>>220313529Have you seen what browns do when handed cameras?
>>220318667>The trannies and hollywood kikes who hate Nolan are interestingYou mean the redditors and normies who think he's good are plebeian retards, surely.
>>220313551Memory unlocked.RIP
>>220318764No
>>220318764look behind you
>>220318671>happy tree friends, japan
>>220317941There was an Odyssey TV miniseries that came out then, was pretty big at the time.
>>220313594Its kinda crazy to think maybe there were giant squids attacking human boats just to fuck them up or possibly eat the people and the only mainstream academic view that they didnt do that is that they currently dont do that. Even though its possible they could have been bigger or more hungry or a different species that could eat us is now extinct.
>>220313594> FULL SPEED AHEAD FOR THE SEA PUSSY!!!
>>220318888Grim, but true.
>>220318030LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A-ARGHHBRBLEBRLE
>>220319416More likely explanation: they don't like engine noise. Maybe they would come closer to the surface before now and occasionally pull down ships out of curiosity (not even necessarily to eat the crew, just as a "what the fuck are you? Let me take a closer look" investigation and killing everyone on the ship as a side effect) but after the introduction of motorized propellers and engines the squids stopped coming anywhere near human boats and now avoid the surface due to the noise.
>>220313414I am convinced young Nolan found a monkey's paw and wished to be "just like Ridley Scott". Same career trajectory, same descent into self-indulgent slop.
>>220319631here come the cuck-years for nolan
>>220319631This. Him and Ridley appear to be following an identical trajectory, and they both seem to have "accidentally" made incredible movies despite actually being hacks which I still struggle to comprehend.
>>220313594Seeing this as an kid was trippy as fuck
>>220319471lol
>>220313414I've seen more scary baths draining
>>220313414>Try to find the cool old image of Charybdis anatomy from the early 2000's.>Google search is full of shitty AI.The slop is making image searches useless.
>>220318671they're at least as pedophilic and sadistic as the author of the child-torture-horror fetish slop you're posting I bet you're desensitized to the point where you think that shit is just some really gritty fantasy and not the author's most depraved sexual fantasies
>>220313414I am actually looking forward to how bad this is
Hmm. All this kvetching makes me want to see the movie. Thanks!
>>220321986I'm sure this marketing technique will work this tiime.
>>220321986>I eat shit to spite (?) youAwesome plan, buddy
>>220313414but where does it drain to?
Why do zoomers and redditors hate The Odyssey so much?Too many for them? kek
>>220313414SWIRLED AROUND A HOLE
>>220322253The book is awesome, wtf are you barking about
>>220313414It's amazing how uneducated most posters here are.These things actually exist lol
>>220322542Feel free to post evidences, oh educated oneship included, doesn't have to be ancient
>>220322611https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WhirlpoolHere you go, smoothbrain.
>>220313551IGGER
>>220319631>Same career trajectoryThey are nothing alike, Scott has been a gun for hire his entire career, Nolan makes the films he wants to make.
>>220321986>kvetchingAnon, the movie is Jewish as hell. The cast is made up of blacks and trannies (the favorites of Jews).Trying to make watching Nolan’s Woke Odyssey as some based Redpill is just embarrassing.
>>220321337>not the author's most depraved sexual fantasiesnot an argument. :^)
>>220322673>SWING AND MISSSo you have none, got it
>>220322904>leftist meme
*just barely gets clear of the island**blinded cyclops is FUCKING PISSED**cyclops just ate a bunch of your guys right in front of your eyes**yells HEY CYCLOPS! LICK MY ASS! FUCK YOU!!! even though they're really not that far out and the cyclops could conceivably swim in your general direction, thus endangering your own crew yet again*chad move desu
>>220318667go to bed, Christopher
>>220318023thats how you get caught by scylybdis you lorelet
>>220323122stop projecting, loser
>>220323401>NO UQED kek
>>220323424see >>220323401, bot
>>220323511see >>220323424, bot
>>220318030A LOTTA BOUYANCY FOR A MIRED BOAT!
>>220313414shit looks so bleak it makes me wanna kms
>>220313414Oh no they will surely drown
>>220313414Hate the dull colors, just rewatched Troy and that movie looks way more kino
>>220319776Ridley has a couple actual masterpieces under his belt. Nolan has made nothing but slop since day 1.
>>220318671>why is the western ELITE imagination so limitedftfy. Normal people with souls do not get the opportunity to make big productions in the west.
>>220318023
>>220313414are they going to use it as a slingshot?
>>220313571The waves are completely calm around the maelstrom, the boat should be getting pulled in by the waves created by the maelstrom but the water is still
>>220324872that's actually scary
>>220325043It's AI
>>220325086yeah, but it looks like nikocado avocado's asshole. can you post more? it reminds me of when I used to push my breasts together in the mirror to emulate a photo of a woman's breasts and jack off
>>220318660What if it were all a dream
>>220325086It's lake Berryessa's "glory hole". They really call it that.
>>220321177This sounds like something I should have seen in the computer lab in grade 3 with my customary google image search of 'sea monsters' but didn't
>>220313414I feel like the whirlpool can be a little bigger. At least three times that size...?
>>220313414ARVEDIUS, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO FLUSH !!!!
>>220319416lmao. do you believe in the tooth fairy too?
>>220319520I'm surprised whales aren't terrified of submarines because they are obviously not alive but make sonar sounds like they do.
>>220325407That's a fairly small maelstrom for an average-sized ship, I'd say?
>>220324123>I live for this shit
>>220324123This is the most non-threathening looking whirlpool I have ever seen
>>220319349This. Fuck that dumb ass show
>>220326954>I admit, you're strong Poseidon, but I got family to see. And nothing is stronger than that >LET'S RIDE LET'S RIDE LET'S RIDE
>>220313414why not go to the hard left there where you're safe from both?
>>220328180they didn't get the research upgrade needed to enter ocean tiles.
>>220318278Lmfao
>>220318234To the point of no return?
>>220326796I mean, I wouldn't WANT to sail through it. But I easily could with some effort.
>>220318023>No.
>>220324721But they thought a monster was doing it, so wouldn't it act differently in the story?
lmao
>>220318764https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SaltstraumenThis is apparantly the strongest in the world, in Tromsø in Norway. But its not like a hole in the water that pulls you down, its more like strong currents going in circles.
>>220313571It looks like the whirlpool was copy pasted onto the sea rather than physically present in the environment.
>>220332814Is he retarded?
>>220313551Damn I have not seen this video in 10 years and I still remember it from a single screenshot. Rip
No! They expect one of us in the eddy brother.
>>220318367Was that a mad magazine Altered States reference?
>>220313414It's gonna be worse than The Dark Knight Trilogy, isn't it?
>>220318030WAS GETTING CAUGHT IN CHARYBDIS PART OF YOUR PLAN??
>>220313414maelstrom is the coolest word in the English language
>>220313414bahahahahaha nolan is such a fucking hack, and its even worse under heavy zionist influence, sad!
>>220321986lel the unaware golem strikes again
>>220335050It's gonna be better than Gladiator.
>>220313414Why are they sailing on some weird viking boat instead of a penteconter? Surely they had the budget to build a menoan-era boat.
>>220318671>post children with soiled underwear You are disgusting.
>>220325086>doesnt know how dams work
>>220313414>Random Youtube thumbnails look betterWhat a fucking talentless Hack
>>220313414He did this shit in interstellar, what a hack.
>>220333667no but you are
>>220325086No, it's not, you raging faggot.
>>220318030THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE FLOTSAM BROTHER
>>220324872damn, someone just tried to divide by zero
>2007 Pirates of the Caribbean
>>220324872but that's not a whirpool
>>220313414Looks good>>220336274Looks obviously fake and shit.
>>220313414I should call him...
>>220335311>It's gonna be better than Gladiator 2fixed.Not sure, tho
>>220336316The opposite of what you said, faggot
>>220337135You enjoy garish CGI mush tasteless cretin.
>>220336068KEK
>>220336274>AND WHAT IF THE BLACK PEARL AND THE FLYING DUTCHMAN FOUGHT IN THE WHIRLPOOL>AND THEN THEY BOTH KILL THE OTHER SHIP AND THERES A SLOW MOTION SEQUENCE WHERE THE GUY WALKS DOWN THE STEPS AS THE SHIP GETS DESTROYED AROUND HIM AND HE STARES INTO THE CAMERA AND THEN DIESThis series should have ended after the second movie, even the giant wheel swordfight was overindulgent.
>>220337271yes a better movue would have been 2 hours of watching scurvy take hold because REALISM FIRST, ALWAYS. NO SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF FROM *THIS* BIG THINKER, NO SIR
>>220323706underrated
>>220313414Why can't you people enjoy things
>>220318671>western imagination so limitedThen why did we invent 99% of everything
>>220337271Wrong, the climax of Worlds End is great
>>220318030CRASHING THIS BOAT WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>220324123> watch me do it again
>>220313414YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THAT'S NOLAN HIMSELF DOWN THERE MAKING THAT WHIRLPOOL FOR MOVIE REALISM!
>>220313414Odysseus, it goes down.
>>220337150Nolanshit is exactly that, but also conceptually lame. Something made by AIThe other looks like something out of a myth. The hole is actually scary, the are waves, fog, and the ship actually looks dragged by currents.You exposed your low IQ
>>220337382Why can't people have standards?
>>220335305based post 10 poster
>>220318234How long is a Chinaman's name
>>220337382
>>220337742>>220337742>Nolanshit is exactly thatNolan uses practical effects minimizes CGI as much as possible >The hole is actually scary, the are waves, fogAll combined to form a grey blue CGI mush. Take off your nostalgia glasses manchild.
>>220337849>he typed furiously while defending a boring grey cgi shot in a boring grey movie with a grey boring cast
>>220337903The trailers were were predominantly satured oranges and blues not grey :) . I guess on top of having zero taste you are also blind. Your nostalgia for crap cinema from the 2000s makes a lot of sense now.
>>220337945You are just randomly throwing insults and nonseqiturs around hoping something will stick at this pointBeing proven wrong really made you comically mad
>>220337974>nonseqitursI'll add redditor to the list along with mamchild, kek.
not my problem
>>220337994>he tries againSwing and miss, kek
>>220338049based
>>220313414you can see the retard sailing straight into it instead of giving it a nice wide berth with tons of empty space around
>>220318671made in abyss is a sickening show for people who want to see children get beaten to a pulp, dismembered, throw up, make allegory to sexual torture, the beauty of it is a farce, its a guropedo fan service show
>>220313551>watch vid>him being sucked by the whirlpool is literally never showngay
>>220313414i refuse to watch movies that use this grey color scheme anymore. >its grey, dark, cant see shitjust fuck off with this. if i wanted to watch depressing grey shit i would just move to russia.
>>220338074O.K manchild kek.
Bravo Nolan
Regardless of hole itself, the colors, framing, angle etc look so pedestrian and basic
>>220319416>Its kinda crazy to think maybe there were giant squids attacking human boats just to fuck them up or possibly eat the people and the only mainstream academic view that they didnt do that is that they currently dont do that.How is that crazy? Ancient people had their own rumors and "urban legends" that were based on half truths. Example iron maidens were torture devices that were a hoax pushed by 19th century freakshow museums. They were the ones who cast the first proper iron maidens and then claimed this is what was was used to torture people. Back in WW2 when rumors about nazi gas chambers spread, eventually the gossip twisted fake gas showers into acid swimming pools where jews and commies would get thrown into and dissolve, leaving only teeth.So when you have sightings of either living or dead giant squids and you combine the very real accidental or not-so-accidental whale attacks on ships, you get a perfect mix for a sea legend. In reality despite the name the giant squids are ironically too small to attack proper ships, they're lucky to capsize a boat. Meanwhile a blue whale is double the size of the largest portugueze ship from 1500s.
>>220321177Just add>before:2022at the end of the search, it filters it out
>>220338482>I'll have the last word reeeeeeee
>>220319416Reminder that rogue waves were considered a myth on par with sea serpents until the fucking 1960s.
