how you expect fatman to fix their romance in the books after the mess the show made ?
>>220313595>the books being finishedMein, OP...
Twas beauty killed the beast
apologise
Quick reminder that this is a Blackyre general.
>Quick reminder that this is a Blackyre general.
>>220314545Linda and Elio should have been made the executive producers of the HBO shows.
>>220314545Imagine the secrets they horde
>Once Grand Maester Pycelle came with a box of flasks and bottles, to ask if she was ill. He felt her brow, made her undress, and touched her all over while her bedmaid held her down.
>>220313595egg is icsh
So what exactly is the Night's Watch supposed to do against the Others without a macguffin? Even if it was fully staffed, regular combatants seem pretty fucking useless. Even if they were given obsidian blades or whatever
>>220316912It's Night's Watch not Night's Defense.
>>Quick reminder that this is a Blackyre general.
>>220313595Has she skinned Ghost?
>>220313595I don't even know who they're supposed to be
>>220314864What you really mean is a bittersneed general since Daemon was a fag who needed to be a brackenCHADS puppet to do anything
>>220318913>fag>9 children
Reminder that canonically Tyroshi are niggers now so Daemon Blackfyre's wife and sons are all niggers.
>>220319305Daemon would be half-nigger anyway because Velaryons are black.
>>220319305Nah its just Ira Parker flexing that he is a nerd who read the wiki and used the unofficial art-work made by some fanI think its pretty funny to imagine that Ira Parker is some nerd who likes posting Beesbury memes and that is why he included Beesburys funeral in the show
>>220319388beneath the cope the bitter seethe
>>220318715Is he a Whitewalker Yes or No
>>220319463or
>>220319463He is whitewalker-human hybrid descending from the Night's King and his icewhore
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbro-WAIT Daeron-sama of course I will bend the knee if that means my daughter will become the queen of seven kingdoms and I get to marry your underage sister, completely forgetting the times your ancestors burnt thousands of my subjects
will we get blackfyre rebellion flashbacks in s2?
>>220314545>those sexy cankles
>>220321273I think so, there won't be enough material otherwise, even if they insert farting and shitting in every episode. I hope Daemon actor will be handsome enough.
>now we are bumping with facebook memesGrim.
>>220324499got a version not for ants?
>>220324499Stannis and Maekar linked up, need it or keep it?
>>220325626he'd make a good Richard Horpe
>>220314545literally who?
>>220325626>King Daemon Blackfyre?
>>220325626>>220326299oh shit, I gotta rewatch this
>>220326299>tfw blackfyre shits
I want to get its up for HOTD but I just can't
>>220319263They all were Daeron's bastards
>>220320093True King of the Red Keep
poppa bear?
>>220321273they'll make daemon into comic relief>daemon enters the field>slips in the mud>laugh_track.mp3>tries to get up, farts>cut to bloodraven rolling his eye>he gets pierced by an arrow in the groin>"zowie wowie.." he says cross-eyed>he shits out bloody diarrhea and collapses>call that a blackwater rush
>>220314545Damn, /ourguy/ slimmed down.
POPPA BEAR!
so, uh, what his feats?
>>220333418what are*
>>220333418>exceptionally skilled with arms>wins tourneys and melees as a teenager>served for years as a squire>knighted after fighting alongside the finest knights in the realm against dangerous outlaws>selflessly sacrifices his honour to save king's landing>ruthlessly defends his family's honor>commands an army in the wot5kmen have blue names of asoiaf wiki for far less.
>>220333756>>exceptionally skilled with armsproof?
>>220333851yes.
>>220333756>>220333851>exceptionally skilled with armshe's a master masturbater
>>220316291luke is icsh
....semoc eH
>>220334650!on ,on ,oN
>>220313595What a fucking hideous style.
>invent heavy infantry in Westeros>rape cavalry and winwhy doesn't any wannabe king do this?
>>220333418Abandoning two toddlers to die I guess.
>>220313595TAOOBA!
>>220314864
Brazilians really love Rhaenyra huh.
Has the dude with all the tumblr fanart taken a look at his life yet
>>220316912Night's Watch doesn't have "Guards" or "Soldiers" or "Ice Zombie Killers". It has Rangers who, y'know, range beyond the Wall, Builders to keep that Wall from falling down in the meantime and Stewards to feed them all.The whole point of ranging is so they know White Walkers are coming and can get the entire Westeros to come help fuck them up.
>>220316912men have beaten the white walkers before, night's watch is just the first line of defenc/recon/early warning system.the wall should hold them off long enough for the southerners to arrive en masse and beat them back.obvs by asoiaf it's just a glorified prison
>>220316912They do have a Macguffin, it being the gigantic supernatural wall which the Others (and dragons for that matter) seem mostly incapable of passing (with possible exceptions like the woman the Night's King married).
>>220338627>arrive en masse and beat them backhow?
>>220314864Trve
>>220314864He bore the digits.
new poster for HotD S3
>>220339996banner version
>>220339996>>220340015This genuinely looks AI generated.
>>220339996lmao, this can't be real
>>220339996>>220340015Really?AI slop?
>>220339996Holy shit it does look like AI
>>220340033>>220340140>>220340147Don't compare AIkino to that
>>220339972HE BORE THE DIGITS!
>>220338056They self insert as Criston Cole, the commoner man fucking the white princess.
Dorne's obliterated
The Long Night/The Others is an allegory for climate change, right?
>>220340783More like an allegory for nuclear weapons. GRRM is a dyed in the wool hippie and that’s always been a big influence on his writing (remember that underage girls being sexually active was a big part of the hippie movement). The true enemy of the story being a weapon that got out of its creator’s control and now threatens all life is on brand for him.
>>220337572THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>220340383cute monke
>>220314864>>220340268basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8c9Dq8faEk
>>220314864But he was a puppet ruler for Bittercuck
Wow we talk about the battle a lot but every line in Battle of the Bastards episode is just awful dialogue. The whole scene where Daenerys meets Yara, Jon and Sansa, Tormund saying random shit, every line
>>220263024 >how many of the Free Cities would it take to defeat Westeros? Would Braavos+Pentos+Myr be enough?All of Westeros? Unified as one realm? Not even all the nine free cities could do it I think. Westeros as a whole can field hundreds of thousands of soldiers and has castles everywhere including Storm's End, Casterly Rock, the Eyrie, Harrenhal, Winterfell and Moat Cailin.
>>220344120Westeros fully united is practically unbeatable on the field of battle if they can bring their full force to bear. I doubt even the full might of the Dothraki could manage it.
>>220344120The problem is getting them unified. Either of them.
>>220344587The War of the Ninepenny Kings shows it’s at least possible on the Westeros side. Every kingdom except the Reach is named as a participant, but there’s no reason to believe they didn’t also contribute, especially with Gerold Hightower having the command.
>ywn catch Jaehaera
>>220344761Robert must have gotten everyone together to crush the Greyjoys right?
who drowned the drowned god? or does the drowned god not know how to swim?
>>220345007Probably not the Dornish
>>220345007you don't need everyone to crush the greyjoys
>>220345134how did dorne bring down a dragon?
>my leal lords will find m-ACK!
>cool sword>cool doggo>raised by the best man in the seven kingdoms>rightful Targaryen heirSay something nice about Jon Snow
>>220345007That's not a hard task to be honest, who even likes the Ironborn and wouldn't want to go fuck them up?
>>220345524He canonically gives good head.
>>220345524>wants to open up the border and let thousands of illegals inA stupid fucking libtard
>>220345524>cool doggosexy sexy hot dog
>>220344893They might rewrite the whole thing as a fuck you to George for disowning the show and keep Jaehaera as queen instead of Daenaera.
Without being racist or sexist, list three (3) reasons why Aegon II should ruler instead of Rhaenyra.You can’t.
>>220346381I'm racist and sexist and still think Rhaenyra should be in charge before him simply because heir designation is the best form of succession law in CK
>>220346363Honestly it would make more sense with the original ending of the Dance. Daenaeraerae coming out of nowhere and being the most beautiful six year old in the land was weird and creepy.
>>220346400Gurm said he didn't want Blackfyre rebellions to be dance 2.0 with Daemon being Jaehaera's grandson.
>>2203463811. Sons before daughters.2. Aegon II is cuter.3. He bore the sword.
>>220346478It doesn't really matter what George wants anymore, and how can it be dance 2.0 when they've got no dragons to dance with anyways.
They should reveal Viserys II is a random Lyseni boy that Rogares pretend to be a prince because they want Larra to be queen.then reveal he is a bastard of Aegon II for all targroasties on xitter to explode
>>220346399Finally, a based chud
>>220346381Her three eldest sons are illegitimate bastards.
>>220346478That’s a really odd thing for him to say. It makes no sense.
>>220347492what does that matter if their mother is a targaryen and the crown princess?
>>220347518Because a bastard will inherit after her as heir. By pushing her claim she’s pushing her sons future claim
Imagine wanting a fat washed-up whore to rule you.Couldn't be me.
>>220346381I like Aegon I don’t like Rhaenyra My tastes are superior to others
>>220346363>>220346630anon she's 12, don't get weird please
>>220345524people say dany won't get attracted to him because he's too nice and she's into bad boys but post resurrection full edgelord jon will be the kind of guy that makes any 16 flood
>>220314545For what?
>>220346735>They should reveal Viserys II is a random Lyseni boyHis direct descendants like good ol' Aemon experience dragon dreams (an ability only those of the Targ bloodline have). Plus his older brother identified him and never had any suspicion that he wasn't real.
>>220347852True. However I'm windless and thus must invent new cuck headcanons.Deny the obvious, uphold the inane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWPFwkjT1XYIt's up!
>>220347852>an ability only those of the Targ bloodline haveUntil others have it
>>220348183The Blackfyres have dragon dreams also but they're technically of the Targ bloodline too.>https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dragon_dreams>Dragon dreams appear to have haunted those with the blood of the dragon throughout the generations; some more than others>Members of House Targaryen and House Blackfyre have had these dreams>There have always been Targaryens who dreamed of things to come, since long before the Conquest.—Brynden Rivers, to Duncan and Aegon Targaryen
>>220348334Sounds the same as greensight desu
>>220334607season 1 bran is icsh
>>220314545kino
>>220348374Probably got the power from raping conquered magic people like how the starks did with the warg king and marsh king
>>220347615out of?
>>220348989>out of?About a hundred or so if she lives a safe and healthy life.
>>220348108The serbian lesbians.... who always shove their feet in the camera....
>>220314545For what? I've KNELT to Ser Elio of House Garcia since S2. The insufferable wife had some based takes as early as then too
>>220346363>>220346630she looks cute and funny
>>>>220346363>>220346630>She did not cry or smile or act as babies normally do.[1] Her lack of emotion continued as she grew older.[3] Jaehaera is described as a sweet and simple girl at the time of the Dance of the Dragons.[1] In the aftermath of the war, Jaehaera was a joyless child. She would wet the bed and weep uncontrollably when corrected. When she was eight years old, her ladies said she was more like a child nearing four.>Following the deaths of her parents, brothers, uncles, and dragon in the Dance, and the victory of the blacks, Jaehaera was married to her cousin, King Aegon III Targaryen, as part of the peace agreement. Since she was eight years old at the time of the marriage and Aegon was eleven, it was not consummated.[9] Jaehaera's grandmother was rarely allowed contact with her at this time. When they finally did share a meal, Alicent told her to slit her husband's throat in his sleep, setting the child to screaming. Jaehaera's marriage was troubled from the start. The children had little contact with each other except for formal occasions, which were rare because Jaehaera disliked leaving her chambers. Munkun observed that both children were broken and joyless after the losing nearly their entire family, some of whose murders they had witnessed. Jaehaera would not laugh or play and was prone to wetting the bed and weeping.Yeah I don't think they're going to adapt this.
>>220350229Hess and Condal took this from you.
>>220350076This, just to be clear, can all be blamed on Maegor with teats
>>220350277Instead we got a SUPER COOL and GIRLBOSS moment as Rahenys character was destroyed by her becoming a domestic terrorist followed by sparing the greens, which makes her a retarded domestic terrorist to boot.
And whathas ser anon tardposted?
>>220350076and then the fat hack just kills her for no good reason lmao
>>220350076cute!
Theon's choice to hold winterfell baffles me to this dayHad he looted it and brought the Stark kids to Pyke as hostages he would have been welcomed as a war heroI guess he was attached to the place and wanted to prove something to himself
>>220351398If they were serious about conquering the North, Winterfell was essential.Theon was retarded for staying after he didn't get reinforcements, but Balon and Asha were more retarded for not sending them.
>>220351537I never got the impression that a full occupation of the north was ever on the table, at allLike, reinforce winterfell. What now? The Boltons will just ammass more troops, and so will the other vassals, and the iron islands have no way to send direct reinforcements to a place with no port.It was only good as a hit and run operation
>>220351566Winterfell has grain for the castle and wintertown for like 5 years if Robb came back and tried to siege it they’d all freeze to death and Nedd gives like an insane ratio of the number attackers to defenders needed to take it
>>220351566>I never got the impression that a full occupation of the north was ever on the table, at allI don't think the show went into it in detail, but that was the stated goal in the books. Cut off the road through the neck while the northern armies are in the riverlands, and take over the undefended North.The big flaw in their strategy was to go to war without having a treaty in place with Tywin that would prevent him from going after them once the Starks were dealt with.>Like, reinforce winterfell. What now? The Boltons will just ammass more troops, and so will the other vassals, and the iron islands have no way to send direct reinforcements to a place with no port.There weren't enough forces left in the North to defeat the ironborn in the field, much less assault a massive fortification.
What did Tyrion mean by this?
>>220352199She punched him.
>>220352199She hit him.
>>220352199She clouted him.
>>220352199She fisted him.
>>220346381Viserys should have married his daughter to his brother per Targaryen tradition and all that trouble could have been avoided.
>>220344120Though it's nonsense that the Riverlands aren't second only to the Reach, seeing as farmland = warriors.
Why didn't he appoint Rhaenyra as hand after lord Strong died? Seems like very obvious way to smooth contested succesion.
Nothing in Fire and blood is worth discussing let alone making a show about it
>>220353183Riverlanders are subject to genocide on a constant basis so their population isn't as large as it could be.
>>2203463811. The succession law among Andals, First Men, and even what the Targaryens seem to have practiced among themselves in Dragonstone is that sons inherit over daughters.2. This precedent is what placed Jaehaerys on the throne over Rhaena and Viserys himself over Rhaenys, so to claim that it should be done otherwise is to claim that the entire line should be different and that Viserys has no right to the throne.3. Jaehaerys consulted the realm on the matter during the great council so that the lords could have their say, and they confirmed the precedent at a rate of 20 to 1.4. Rhaenyra was only initially made heir because Viserys' council feared having Daemon as king in the absence of heirs other than these two, so the appointment's whole purpose was to distance Daemon from power... but Rhaenyra later marries Daemon at a time when Viserys has three sons and two grandsons, so making Rhaenyra queen would bring Daemon closer to power, ironically serving the exact opposite purpose of what was intended.5. Rhaenyra is a whore and has three bastard children.
So how many maesters can a lord have? Seems rather dumb that ONE man is supposed to tutor children, advice the lord, perform surgery and give medicine etc for an entire castle or more.
>>220353435Except farms = warriors, thus it would be the Riverlanders who would be genociding their neighbors.
>>220354468The Riverlanders spend most of their time killing each other so whenever they do get a common enemy there just aren't enough of them to put up a fight.
poppa bear ...
>>220354315The way maesters and the Citadel work makes zero sense
>>220316912>regular combatants seem pretty fucking useless. Even if they were given obsidian blades or whateverYou realize a useless fat scribe killed one, right?
>>220354856when did a scribe kill a regular combatant?
>>220352199Are you saying you wouldn't fuck the most beautiful woman in the world?
>>220354914is book cersei really that hot?
>>220354914I don't like girls.
>>220354315It's supposed to be a maester per castle, rather than per lord. The citadel decides whether a holding is important enough to get a maester assigned to it. Also needs to support a ravenry.There are some exceptions for big cities. King's Landing has multiple maesters for example, for obvious reasons.
>>220354935>isWhen her handmaidens aren't tailoring her dresses wrong as a joke, sure.But yeah, she was supposed to be peak in her youth. Now she's a wat wino MILF.
>>220354315>wake up>check the raven-mail>go for breakfast>discuss with thr lord about daily business for an hour or two>private school for the lord's children (like 1-4 kids on average) couple hours>have lunch>hold an open clinic for an hour or two for the highborns>retreat to your quarters for studying>send out some ravens if needed>have dinner>maybe a little counseling/teaching before beddoesn't sound that hard. obvs when something like an accident happens you turn into a trauma surgeon and focus on that for as long as needed, or childbirth ot whatever.it's just a fulltime job and you have no commute so you get alot of shit done pretty easily.
>>220345608You're a fucking retard. In Medieval times you wanted as many subjects as possible, since those equaled more workers, farmers, tax payers and warriors. There was no such thing as "unemployment." No king cared which language the peasant's spoke as long as they were loyal and submissive.
>>220323396>I hope Daemon actor will be handsome enough.Isn't it unironically confirmed it'll be Henry Cavill?
>>220351398>Had he looted it and brought the Stark kids to Pyke as hostages he would have been welcomed as a war heroi think subconsciously he couldn't bring himself to complete such a devastating blow to the starks, him being stuck in limbo between his two families made him indecisive
>>220355400When you think of the Weeper, the words loyal and submissive come to mind.
>>220356407ackshually, medieval lords never fought foreign invaders, they wanted more farmhands to maximize quarterly profits
>>220356474You'd be surprised how often "let invaders settle within your land" was used in IRL history.
>>220356698and you'd be surprised to hear they fought them pretty often
they really need to nerf dunks grapple move it just wins every duel
>>220358259I mean part of an issue fighting a big guy is that he can just fuck you up with sheer body mass. If he's armored it's even a bigger issue to stop him before he does.
