REST IN PISS NO SINGLES POLICY. CHUDS WON!
>>220315067Wait movie theaters don't let you go alone?
The reducer volume and no trailers is a must for all showings
>>220315067I'll just stay home and watch whatever I want at whatever volume I want in total comfort and not have to deal with talking dancing retards thanksshit like this is exactly why theaters are near-over
>>220315351Why don't theatres just offer a happy ending option to customers? Watch a movie and get a popcorn bucket handjob, watch numbers skyrocket 100 fold. People will go see the latest slopfest 10 times each. Course you have to hire a bunch of immigrant women but America loves that so go ahead
>>220315067>forgive me, regional manager-sama. but i must go all out, this one time... to defeat chud-sama
>>220315490Jesus Christ the kid's onto something!
>>220315067>self-imposed special needs apartheidis that your idea of... winning?
>>220315210It depends on the movie, it started with Disney movies but its spread to R rates ones with coomer scenes
This sounds like the most horrible experience. You just know that it will consist of screeching attention starved morons and screeching literal retards competing in who can make it a worse experience for everyone else.
>allow you to stimWhat, you can't scratch your arm or whatever at a normal viewing?
I am sick and tired of coddling all these retarded freaks
>>220315659Yep, which they will learn the hard way. Give people an inch and they'll take a mile. In principle, having one morning a week with more relaxed, looser conditions isn't a terrible idea but it won't be quiet, autistic white guys showing up. I foresee these becoming retarded antifafests and shutting down in a month.
>>220315067Sounds like theaters are desperate to get butts in seats. Are they really hurting that bad?
I'm an autist and I specifically go to theaters for the sensory overload. I feel immersed and it draws me more into the movie
>Go see MKII Sensory Frenly>Movie starts immediately>Original MK intro music starts playing>Start doing back flips across the theater>Flying bicycle kick into 400 pound tard>U-wa-wa-wa-wa!>He goes flying out of the theater>Tism girl "He cute">Throws her diaper at me>Everyone starts cheering and clapping and tard dancing>Jump on stop of screen>THIS IS MORTAL KOMBAT>DUH DUH DUH DUN DUN DUN DA DA DA DA DA DA
>>220315067We need more bullying.
>>220315067Allowing these genetic defects to run around society instead of being banished into the sewers is how we got into this worldwide mess.
>>220315067What happens when malicious actors attend these screenings to record the tard chimpouts to post them online for viral good boy points?
Can you imagine an American movie theater where they allow the audience walking around, screaming, and generally being a nuisance?
>>220315924>Flying bicycle kick into 400 pound tard>U-wa-wa-wa-wa!kek
>>220316207Spaghetti stories will become reality now. Damn zoomers probably don't even know what a spaghetti story even is.
>>220315067I can't wait to go to my first tard movie (since Interstellar)
>>220316117I don't have to imagine because I've been to an inner city theater full of black people before.
>>220315659They call it "Special Needs Screenings" because Real Nigger Hours would be considered racist for some reason
why are trailers not sensory friendly?
>>220316794They are an assault on the senses.
>>220315067>>220315636The fuck? You can't go alone to cinema in America? I hope you guys are trolling.
>>220315067>and no trailerSIGHN ME IN!TAKE MY MONEY NOW!
>>220318178idk what they're talking about I live in California and there's no rule like that
>>220318359the lights being on the whole time is kind of a deal breaker... someone told me they were at a movie and the lights didnt go all the way off kek I think they unknowingly went to one of these lmao
>>220319130>>220318178How new
>>220315067>HI ANON, I NOTICED THE SOUND WAS A BIT MUTED, SO I'VE BOOSTED IT TO FULL!>ENJOY THE KINO! >OH, WHY NOT? HAVE A COMPLIMENTARY 10 GUN SALUTE TOO!
>*slow clap*>...Well played, Anonymous, kudos.>Sleep with the light on..
>>220315067Why not just have "social loud theater" and "quiet theater"? Both play 24/7 plethora of old and new films and tv shows with cheap tickets, in "loud theater" lights are bright, audience silence is not expected and screening itself has lower volume. Quiet theater is the modern experience where screening volume is loud, lights are dim and everyone shuts the fuck up.24/7 screenings operate like classic movie theaters where people watched whole bunch of things because tvs didn't exist back then. Loud theater is aimed at teenagers and niggers, its more of a social gathering place and social event that also hosts movie fests where audience can participate. Quiet theater is aimed at elderly and normal folks who go to the movies to watch a movie. The moment a theater manages to turn itself into something like a film library it starts getting asses in seats again.
>>220319440no
>>220315067Retarded people should not be allowed in theatres.
