>The tide's rising, Ray. I sat down to piss yesterday and the tip of my dick touched the water. I'll never forget it. It reminded me that I need to stand up for something.
>The tide's rising>Vince's hairline is rising
>>220317419This shit was some of the best /tv/ posting when it was live.
>>220317507Got any archived Vinceposts?
>It's a dog eat dog world out there Ray, and you're a fuckin vegetarian.
/tv/ was just too retarded to vincepost. it's like coming up with xavier renegade angel dialogue
>>220317419> When I was younger, my uncle Rick took me to the batting cages every two weeks or so. I feel like I'm in the batting cages now, but someone's locked me in the cage and taken my bat. The only question left is, do I catch the balls, or do I dodge them?
>>220317419>the tip of my dick touched the waterlmao literally never happened, or your water level is WAY too high.
>>220320737>Take a good look, Ray. That's not water, it's piss and it keeps rising. You know why it keeps rising? Because I'm a lion, Ray. And Lions never flush.
